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Note that it is Grand Theft Auto 4 (nonsense). If it is enough, you'd better attach the task name, or tell me that you can't finish reading the short messages in the game.

Liar:

Cats and dogs-rainy days

A foggy day

Accelerate the flow of time

Bigbang-all the nearby vehicles exploded.

STILLLIKEDRESSINGUP- changes the player's skin

Fight, fight-people on the road started fighting.

Wanted level +2

LEAVEMEALONE- The desired level is 0.

Chase stat-2 or above shows the media level.

the sunny day

Very nice weather.

A cloudy day

THUGSTOOLS- mob weapon

Professional tools-professional weapons

Nattools-advanced weapons

Precious protection-full body armor

Aspirin-completely healthy

NOBODYLIKESME- you (fighting with you).

Ourgodgivenwrittbeararms-everyone has a weapon

ONSPEED- the game is faster.

BOOOOOORING- the game slows down

The wheels are scrapped-all that's left of this car is wheels.

Icantakitanymore- suicide

Green light-all traffic lights turn green.

MIAMITRAFFIC- all vehicles don't obey the traffic rules.

All the cars on the road turn purple.

Iwantitpaintedblack-all the cars on the road turned that color after the explosion.

COMEFLYWITHME- The car will float when it reaches a certain speed.

By sea-cars can travel on water (except motorcycles)

The airship-speedboat will float.

Grip iseeverything- the vehicle has steam injection function (gear shifting).

Chickswinguns-Men change to M4 MM (if it is the boss).

Go find sabroe Tubo.

Better than walking.-get the caddy

Travel style-get the 27th car

Go, go and find car 48.

Gethereveryfastened-go find car 46

The wheels of the sports car have become bigger.

Armor-get the tank

Hearse (coffin cart)

ROCKANDROLLCAR- buy a luxury car (lovefirst)

Garbage truck.-get the garbage truck

People nearby got on your car.

FANNYMAGNET- attracting women

Definite death-cigar in mouth

Fat

Programmer thinking

Gethereamazinglyfast-get the car 14

IDONTHAVETHEMONEYSONNY-mafios skin

Mafia daughter's skin

Skin that looks like a spear.

MYSONISALAWYER- lawyer skin

I like Hilary-Hilary skin.

Rock dancer's skin

One-arm bandage-robber skin

Welovourdick- Scottish skin

Cheats have hacked-bald guy skin

Raiders:

Grand Theft Auto? Sin City's "Process Strategy"

Law firm (L-point task)

After a trip, Tommy came to the Beach Hotel (this is your first house, you can keep it). Leave the hotel after the phone call on the second floor. Enter the dressing room, change your suit, and come to the seaside yacht to attend the party. After talking with the colonel and others, drive Mercedes back to the nightclub (100 yuan reward). Then through the lawyer's office, I went back to the nightclub to find Kent and learned that someone was trading at the seaside. Drive to the alley next to the hotel, kill the chef, grab the mobile phone (kill other chefs to get a machete), and drive away with Lance. They drove to the armory for a short stop, and Tommy took Lance back to the hotel (paid by 200 yuan). After a night's rest, I just arrived at the door of the lawyer's office the next day when the phone suddenly rang (TAB key to answer the phone). After the conversation, I picked up the hammer on the side of the road, walked to two cars, and kept banging on the carriages with the hammer, scaring the two jurors to flee (to 400 yuan). Go back to the lawyer's office, drive to the locker room to change workers' clothes, and go to the workers' trouble zone. Driving a car, using the collision to cause riots, took the opportunity to rush into the iron gate, blow up the oil drums and blow up three trucks (1000 yuan reward), and picked up the banknotes on the ground and returned home in triumph.

★ Tip: Maps play an important role in the game, where the red and yellow dots represent the places you need to go at present, and the triangle represents that you are not on a horizontal line with the task location.

Seaside yacht (c-point mission)

Take a chainsaw from the crew on the yacht and go to Gonzalez residence. Take care of the bodyguards in the house first, then kick them out, and take care of Gonzalez with a chainsaw. Unexpectedly, this bloody scene was discovered by the police nearby, and they immediately tried to get rid of the police's wanted order (paid by 250 yuan). Then he brought Gonzalez's death back to the yacht. The colonel was overjoyed and sent Tommy to the open-air commercial street to get his papers. I took the elevator to the second floor of the commercial street, and found that the intelligence agent had defected and called several killers to deal with Tommy. Ignore the gunman hiding on the nearby roof, immediately leave the commercial street to find a car to chase the intelligence agent, destroy him to obtain confidential documents, then lift the police wanted list and return to the yacht (reward 500 yuan). I drove to the parking lot and went to the trading place with lance. They stood on both sides of the stairs to watch the wind. Sure enough, there was a conflict during the transaction, and Tommy and Lance wiped out all the gang enemies who came to support with the help of the command advantage. Just as they were happy, two motorcyclists snatched the cash. Quickly find the overturned motorcycle and Uzla submachine gun, catch up with the escaped motorcyclist to get back the cash, and finally return to the trading place (1000 yuan reward). After saying goodbye to Diaz, Tommy went back to the yacht by the sea alone and promised to help the colonel. Leave the yacht by the sea and drive the motorcycle to find the troops marching on the beach road. Quietly follow them, and when the tank commander wants to eat in the restaurant, he takes the opportunity to rush to grab the tank (pay attention to the crashworthiness of the tank) and drive the tank to the colonel's garage (reward 2000 yuan). Because the colonel got the tank, he was going to leave Sin City and invited Tommy to protect himself. The two agreed on the time, and Tommy came to the yacht by the sea again, repelled the gang enemies who were chasing the Colonel and all speedboats and helicopters with M4A 1 and other heavy weapons, and sent the Colonel safely out of the "Sin City" (with a reward of 5,000 yuan).

★ Tip: When you are wanted by the police, you only need to drive the car to the garage. After the car is refurbished, the police star will be released immediately.

Construction site (task a)

I met Avery at the construction site, went to the clothing store, dressed as a golfer, and entered the golf course (I had to hand over my weapon). Sneak into the multi-storey table and kill the black bodyguard and its leader (from 500 yuan). Leave the stadium the same way (remember to bring weapons), return to the construction site, and enter the top-class fun van with remote-controlled helicopters. Due to the time limit for completing the task, don't be busy dismantling the bomb, but first enter the construction site to destroy all the workers with the propeller of the plane, remember the bomb position on each floor, and then start loading the bomb. Within 6 minutes and 50 seconds, four bombs were placed on four oil drums respectively, and the construction site became ruins in the explosion (reward 1000 yuan). I came to the construction site again, talked with Avery, went to the clothing store, changed into a Cuban, and sneaked into the alley opposite the fast food restaurant with a sniper rifle. First, use a sniper rifle to blow all the tires of the opposite car. After the gang leader leaves the car with a flat tire, he can easily catch up (be careful of the coffin bomb thrown from the car) and pull the leader out of the car and execute him on the spot (reward 2500 yuan).

★ Tip: Shooting the tires of automobiles and motorcycles will slow down the speed of automobiles. When a car or motorcycle is driving at high speed, you can press the F key to jump out of the car forcibly to avoid the injury of the car explosion to the protagonist.

Center island manor (d point task)

The door of Central Island Manor finally opened. I drove to the manor to find Diaz and help him track down drug dealers. Follow the map to the drug dealer's residence and follow the drug dealer to a building by motorcycle (1000 yuan reward). When they return to the manor, they will tell Diaz about the drug dealer, and they will take a helicopter to the enemy's lair (pay attention to the durability of the helicopter). Tommy attacked with heavy machine guns and repelled the enemy with oil drums in turn. Get off the plane to destroy the remaining enemies in the room, pick up the file bag on the roof and fly back to the manor (reward 2000 yuan). Drive to the shipyard along Manor Avenue, enter the factory and activate the switch to put down the flying rope, kill the enemy support forces, and drive the speedboat back to the backyard of Manor from the sea (reward 4000 yuan). Use the speedboat you just grabbed (pay attention to the durability of the speedboat) to reach the cargo ship from the waters outside the Golf Island, then shoot the enemy who is in hot pursuit and return to the Central Island Manor (10000 yuan reward). ...

Tommy made an appointment with Lance and decided to take care of Diaz (there was a time limit). After the two men joined hands to solve the enemy outside the manor, they entered the mansion from the indoor swimming pool next to the beach. Kill the enemy along the road to the third floor, defeat Diaz together and occupy the central island manor (reward 50,000 yuan). Now the manor automatically becomes Tommy's property (you can visit the progress, change clothes and store cars, there are sports cars and luxury cars outside the manor, and there are helicopters parked on the roof of the manor).

★ Tip: The car is broken, so you don't need to spend money to repair the garage. Just drive the car to Tommy's garage, and it will automatically look brand-new.

Cafe (photo 1)

Enter the cafe to participate in the yacht race initiated by Rico, and complete 27 circular water runways within 3 minutes (1000 yuan reward). Return to the cafe from the terminal bridge, find a car that can carry four people, and lead your companions to fight gangs near fast food restaurants. First destroy the car and kill the enemy in the roadway, then shoot the sniper on the roof with a sniper rifle, then raid the enemy in the warehouse (the enemy can't finish killing here, you can use them to make money) and drive back to the cafe (2000 yuan reward). Enter the cafe to discuss with Rico, then come to the beach with heavy weapons and take Rico speedboat to the gang dock. Find an opportunity to blow up two speedboats, go ashore with the help of the wall, destroy all the members of the gang (note that the wanted order is five-star), and take three file packages back to the cafe (reward 4000 yuan). Take a man to the neighborhood to rob a Haitian gang car first. Drive to the place where you meet your companions and enter Haitian base from the alley. Shoot all Haitian members in the base, place time bombs on the first and second floors respectively, and escape from the base through the stairs next to the iron gate within 45 seconds (10000 yuan reward).

★ Tip: To obtain UZI submachine gun, first press the E and Q keys on the car and speedboat, and then cooperate with CTRL to shoot; Motorcycles can press the CTLT key to shoot forward.

Nightclub (k-point task)

When I came to the nightclub, I learned that Lance had been taken by gangsters. So Tommy came to the coal mine (pay attention to Lance's life) and fought fiercely with his submachine gun to save Lance from his suffering. Avoid supporting gang racing and take Lance to the hospital.

★ Tip: When driving a police car, ambulance or fire truck, press the Shift key to give an alarm sound, and other vehicles will avoid detours and save the time for performing tasks.

Central Island Manor (V-Point Mission)

Since Tommy won the manor, he has invited his good friend to dinner. Go to the North Shopping Mall, break all the glass on the first and second floors in five minutes, and then return to the manor (reward 2000 yuan). The next day, accompanied by two manor guards, he came to a small restaurant and killed two guards. Then drive into the designated place, throw incendiary bombs to burn the enemy, and destroy the motorcyclist who escaped by luck within five minutes (reward 4000 yuan). After returning to the manor for a night's rest, Tommy and Lance came to the garage to find a way to increase the number of wanted police stars for Samsung, and then introduced the police who came to chase into the garage, put on police uniforms and came to the North Shopping Mall. Show your police card, enter the mall cafe, plant a bomb and cause an explosion, avoid the police, and return to the manor the same way (10000 yuan reward). ...

In the past, good friends Lance and Sonny defected together and rushed into the manor with many killers (observed on the monitor). Tommy used lobbying to fight to the death with the enemy, only to find that the amount of money decreased wildly in the battle. When he returned to his bedroom, he found that the safe had been stolen. In a rage, Tommy followed Lance all the way to the top of the building, wiped out all the enemies, and went back to the lobby to clean up the rest (a reward of 30,000 yuan).

★ Tip: Going home for a night's rest will automatically restore health. Press the c key to squat and shoot, which is enough to get more accurate shooting accuracy.

The Devil's Choir (Figure 2)

Find a fast sports car and come to the trading place. Honk the horn to lure the drug dealer to appear, follow the drug dealer's motorcycle all the way, and find a chance to solve the drugs he seized. Just before returning to the glee club, Love asked Tommy to help him pick up Mercedes, so he had to drive to the mansion to pick up Mercedes and get back to the glee club within 1 minute 30 seconds (2000 yuan reward). Arrived at the bar, chased the designated gangster's car all the way, and successfully killed Psycho (reward 4000 yuan). Back in the glee club, Tommy will take the glee club members to the devil's stage. But on the way, I found that there was a bomb in the car, so I had to continue along the beach road at full speed (the lower speed limit would cause the car to explode) until the bomb was eliminated, and then I sent the choir to the devil stage (reward 8000 yuan).

★ Tip: Holding down the SHIFT key frequently during running will continuously improve Tommy's endurance value, so that you can have a longer running time every time.

Motorcycle gang (Figure 3)

Tommy took part in the motorcycle race organized by the motorcycle gang. Follow the circle marked on the map, and finally win the first place to complete the competition (1000 yuan reward). Back in the entertainment store, Tommy decided to show his skills. Shoot wildly in two minutes until the blue energy bar is full (reward 2000 yuan). After gaining the trust of the motorcycle gang leader, driving the motorcycle at the door, after a long period of acceleration, jumped from the stairs to the opposite roof. Repel the endless stream of enemies (the enemies here can't be killed), steal light runner from the garage, and return to the motorcycle gang recreation room from the stairs (4,000 yuan reward).

Private residence (Figure 4)

Help my aunt get three folders (you will be ambushed by the police when performing the task, so it is best to find a motorcycle in advance). When he came to the roof to get the first folder, Tommy found himself ambushed by the police. Take the other two certificates within 1 minute, and return them to my aunt's private house (1000 yuan reward). Then I went to the seaside, got into the equipped Top Fun van, and the remote-controlled fighter plane blew up three speedboats and a gangster car. There are only three planes, so we must seize the opportunity to bomb (2000 yuan reward). Then I went back to my private house, got the sniper rifle sponsored by menstruation, and went to the top of the building opposite from the stairs. Guns easily destroy all gang members (reward 5000 yuan).

★ Tip: Unfortunately, when you enter the police station or hospital while performing a task, when you leave the police station or hospital, there will be a taxi nearby to take you back to the mission site.

Tourist truck carriage (P-point task)

Driving a Patriot car to track four trucks carrying weapons, deliberately hitting or shooting weapons (motorcycle gangs block the way, and each person killed will be rewarded 100 yuan). Pick up all weapons (TAB key) and return to the tourist boxcar (2000 yuan reward). Take Phil to the hospital within the specified time, and then go to the alley next to the cafe. Desperate Phil went to death alone (4,000 yuan reward) ... Now you can buy rocket launchers, heavy machine guns, remote-controlled bombs and other weapons next to the tourist boxcar.

★ Tip: Copy MP3 music to the MP3 directory of the game installation directory, and you can enjoy the music by selecting MP3 while driving.

The task of purchasing assets

When the protagonist is close to the icon marked with real estate, he can press the TAB key to buy the specified assets under the condition of ensuring enough cash. At this time, there will be an inventory point near the asset. After completing the asset task as required, the asset will begin to make a profit for Tommy.

Shipyard wharf

Asset price: 1 ten thousand yuan.

Daily profit: 2000 yuan

Asset task: Choose the speedboat docked at the dock, run all the rings in 2 minutes and 30 seconds (5000 yuan reward), and the dock will start to make a profit.

Tip: A speedboat with a tail is faster. When crossing short bridge opening, you must slow down to avoid the speedboat hitting bridge opening and catching fire.

Ice cream sundae premium

Asset price: 20,000 yuan

Daily profit: 3000 yuan

Asset Task: Drive an ice cream truck to a crowded area, sell 50 ice creams without being discovered by the police, and the ice cream shop will start to make a profit after getting off the bus.

Tip: Every four ice creams sold will trigger a warning star. At this time, it is best to wait until the warning star disappears and continue to sell ice cream in the new area. You can't leave the ice cream truck on the way.

ballroom

Asset price: 30,000 yuan

Daily profit: 4,000 yuan

Asset task: enter the first private room of the ballroom to watch the dance performance. When it is used to go to 600 yuan (SHIFT key to leave), the ballroom will start to make a profit.

Tip: You must use it when going out to 600 yuan. It takes about 15 minutes to watch the performance. I suggest you come back after watching TV.

Taxi company

Asset price: 40,000 yuan

Daily profit: 5,000 yuan

Asset task: ① Drive a taxi to Central Island within 11minute and honk the horn to greet the VIP, but the VIP was taken away by the driver of another taxi company. Catch up with the departing taxi, shoot all the way, put the VIP in Tommy's taxi and send the VIP to the waiting hall (1000 yuan reward). (2) Blow up three taxis of other companies (2000 yuan) and return them to the taxi company. (3) to the pier square, press the horn, found himself trapped by other companies. Six taxis suddenly rushed to Tommy. Destroy all six taxis in one minute (use more square space). Then the company leader drove a zebra taxi, immediately got off and killed it with a sniper rifle (5,000 yuan reward), and the taxi company began to make a profit.

Tip: There are many gang activities next to the taxi company, so you should pay special attention to collecting money from the taxi company.

film company

Asset price: 60,000 yuan

Daily profit: 7,000 yuan

Asset task: I came to the leisure square to meet Candy, but I sent a group of people to follow Candy on the way. Tommy had to kill the gang members first, then kill the escaped leader by car (beware of enemy support forces), go back to the leisure square and candy to find Mercedes-Benz in the pizza shop, and the three of them returned to the film company together (1000 yuan reward). Fly a seaplane next to the company. After taking off, put movie posters in the order of blue circle → red circle → blue circle before running out of oil (reward 2000 yuan). Back to the film company, use the transparent helicopter next to the studio to follow Candy to the mansion in the air. Land the plane on the nearby beach, take the stairs to the building opposite the swimming pool, and take three photos of Candy with the camera on the fifth floor (use the right mouse button to adjust the observation distance of the camera, Z key and X key). At this time, the FBI began to chase Tommy everywhere and quickly fled from the building to the film company (4,000 yuan reward). Drive the motorcycle next to the newspaper studio, come to the office and take the elevator to the top floor. Go all the way along the red sign, and finally come to the searchlight, and reverse the direction to carry out free advertising for the film (8,000 yuan reward), and the film company began to make a profit.

Tip: When driving a helicopter in the city, you must be careful of the towering skyscrapers. Helicopters can replace motorcycles and cross the originally difficult red signs.

banknote printing plant

Asset price: 70,000 yuan

Daily profit: 8000 yuan

Asset task: take a taxi to the nightclub for information, and then go to the dock. Enter the second floor room of the cargo ship from the deck to get the counterfeit money information. When I came out, because I was surrounded by the police, I jumped directly from the railing to the grass and drove back to the banknote printing factory (2000 yuan reward). Using the obtained information, we came to the dock before the helicopter landed, wiped out the enemy inside the plane, got the counterfeit money (never let the enemy leave by car) and fled back to the printing factory (offering a reward of 5,000 yuan), and the printing factory began to make a profit. Tommy was about to leave, but he learned on the phone that the mafia and others had forcibly collected their asset protection fees (three motorcycles) and immediately went to stop them from moving (offering a reward of 30 thousand yuan).

Tip: the police on the cargo ship can't finish killing, and most of the docks are female gangs.

nightclub

Asset price: 120000 yuan.

Daily profit: 1 ten thousand yuan

Asset task: come to the police station, put on the police uniform in the locker room, go into the office to get the password card, and rescue CAM held in the basement cell. At this time, the alarm sounded loud and quickly fled the police station. Tommy sent CAM home (1000 yuan reward) and went back to the nightclub alone. In order to improve the chances of success, Tommy was forced to carry out a series of related trainings. Practice marksmanship at the weapon store shooting range, with more than 60 points for three games (2000 yuan reward). I went back to the nightclub again, raced wildly with the citizens (beware of police pursuit), won the first place, and finally got ready for action (3000 yuan reward). Tommy hid in the corner, put on a mask and took a taxi with his companions to enter the bank. First, eliminate the police in the office and take the elevator from the second floor to the vault. But Tommy couldn't open the vault, so he went back to the office and forced the bank manager hiding in the corner to go to the vault. But still unable to open the vault, Tommy had to go back to the cashier in the lobby to ask about the situation. At this moment, the special forces descended from the sky and led their companions out of the bank after a bloody battle. Breaking through the encirclement of the police and driving the taxi back to the CAM garage (50,000 yuan reward), the nightclub began to make a profit.

Tip: When robbing a bank, you should solve the personnel in advance so as not to bring more inconvenience to the evacuation.

Automobile exhibition hall

Asset price: 50,000 yuan

Daily profit: the first group of display cars 1500 yuan; The last three groups of exhibition cars are 2500 yuan; All the cars are priced at 9000 yuan.

Car search task: find four groups of cars to be exhibited, each group has six cars, and there are always 24 cars to be found. The cars found are parked in the garage next to the bulletin board, and each group of cars found will get a reward car. The first group looking for a car is: LANDSTALKER? Idaho? Esperanto? Stallion? Ranchers? BLISTA compact (Deluxo car reward). The second group looking for a car is: SABRE? Virgo? Sentinel? Stretch? Washington? Admiral (reward saber turbo car) The third group looking for a car is: cheetah? Corpse? Banshee? Phoenix? Comet? Stinger (reward Sand King car) Looking for a car The fourth group is: Voodoo? Cuban Hermes? Caddy? Luggage? Mr. Whoopi? Pizza boy (reward Hotring racing car)

Racing task: Although racing and car search tasks can be carried out at the same time, in order to run the best results, it is recommended to get the hidden Hotring Racer car before the competition.

Tip: It is recommended not to look for a racing car deliberately, but to look for a car while completing other tasks. If you can't wait to find a car, the first three groups of cars can be found on the nearby airport road, and the last group is a special car, which is easy to find as long as you pay more attention.