Sichuan dialect short message

In the winter when ghosts are fascinated by the sun,

Seeing you in Hami's eyes,

God stood on Bruno's dirty street,

Holding rotten fifty cents, melon mat Xi said, "Let's go and eat potatoes."

Boss, order more sea pepper noodles,

Standing on the edge of the street, the hungry dragon and the hungry shrimp have finished eating.

Fill your pocket with soup,

Pick up a rich door to eat!

Singing ice age while walking,

After reading the message, the fans all laughed!