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A word to please his wife.

Lead: Dear wife, do you still remember the happy time when we were young? I haven't sent you flowers for a long time. You've been working hard for your family. I came to send you a bunch of flowers by text message. Honey, you have worked hard! The following is my collection of "50 sentences that make my wife happy". Welcome to read!

1, proud of caring for his wife, ashamed of neglecting his wife; Be proud to serve your wife, and be ashamed to trouble your wife; Be proud of praising your wife and ashamed of criticizing your wife; Be proud of obeying your wife and ashamed of contradicting your wife; Be proud of coming home from work and ashamed of staying out at night; Be proud of being honest and single-minded, and be ashamed of being philandering; Be proud of paying wages and ashamed of hiding bonuses.

2, wife, wife, I miss you, send text messages to harass you, I really want to kiss you and hold you in my arms. I don't know where it is at this time, so I have to keep it in my heart!

3. Wife: Thank you for every meal and clothes you cooked for me. You know, the real feelings are only those that can stand the dull time!

Yesterday, I dreamed of you. Really, the sky is so quiet, the sun is so bright, and the sea is so boundless. You stand by the blue sea, and I will stab you with a stick. Hey, this little bastard has a hard shell.

Wife, my heart is your coat, which covers you, surrounds you, cares for you and cherishes you, so that the wet rainy season is no longer cloudy and the night without stars and the moon is no longer sad. As promised forever, take care and watch your life!

6. The mountain came down and I blocked it; When the tiger comes, I block it; When the money comes, you enjoy it; Beauty comes, you enjoy it; Love is coming, let's go together!

7. The lover's heart is always made of glass! String thoughts into wind chimes to spread your heart, fold blessings into paper cranes to release love news, and turn love into spring breeze to hug you tightly.

Dear wife, do you still remember the happy times when we were young? I haven't sent you flowers for a long time. You've been working hard for your family. I came to send you a bunch of flowers by text message. Honey, you have worked hard!

9. Are you lonely? If so, go downstairs and buy a rope and stick, tie the rope to the stick, and wave the stick on the roof when it is windy. What do people want to ask you? Just say: I have a seizure.

10, before marriage, you drink coke, I drink milk, I eat radish, you eat cabbage, you like to go to the mall, I am willing to go shopping; Drink cola and eat cabbage after marriage, and accompany you to the mall several times a day; Change for you, love me and love me!

1 1. Do you know what I'm doing? Give you five choices: A: I miss you B: I miss you C: I miss you D: I can't live without you E: All of the above.

12, remember the military training under the tree that year? The coach said to the students, "Count off in the first row!" You looked at the coach in surprise, and the coach said loudly, "Count off!" " "So, reluctantly, you turned and hugged the tree!

13, being missed is a kind of happiness, and loving others is a kind of pain-painful and happy, bitter and sweet! Everything starts with emotion. Miss you! I miss you forever!

14, when the first breeze blows to me in the morning, my love will come to you, remember! My love will always be with you!

15, lock your name and figure in my heart. The more I want to escape, the more I can't escape my feelings. I can't help telling you that I really love you.

16, meeting you is the fate of my life; Holding you is the joy of my life; Falling in love with you is the luck of my life. It is my happiness to have you with me in this life.

17. When you read this message, you have been poisoned by love. The only antidote is to marry me. Forget it. Forev

18, people are really tired when they are alive! Standing thinking about sleeping, getting on the bus and waiting in line, unrequited love is really painful, eating tasteless, drinking easily, working very tired, robbery is not enough, and you have to pay taxes to earn money, alas! Even texting pigs costs money!

19, are you secretly thinking about me? Are you really thinking about me secretly? If you really want me to tell you, I won't let you miss me. Be reasonable, I miss you too!

20. You are the sun in my heart, but it is raining. You are the moon in my dream, but it is covered by clouds; You are the most beautiful flower in my heart, but it has already bloomed; You are Chang 'e in the sky, but your face landed first. ...

2 1, everyone says: although the stars are beautiful, they are fleeting. Then, I want to be a meteor across the sky. Waiting for you, let's make a wish. I would like to be your meteor!

Shall we go on a date on Saturday Please grant my sincere request! Because I really want to go to the seaside with you and listen to the sound of the sea. I'll take you to climb the highest stone near Shanghai and kick you down!

23. Wife, based on your good performance yesterday, I hereby present a banner, and award you the title of "the new wife who has not died in 2 1 century"!

I never regret loving you. I will miss you forever. I miss you so much that I can't sleep. You can't learn if you forget. A little pig is intoxicated in the mobile phone!

25. There is great pressure at work every day. You can do your work beautifully by commuting on time. Honey, I will support you no matter how hard and tired you are. Do a good job!

26, shape follows shape, snuggling is just a moment of scenery, heart to heart, and a moment is already a thousand years of love; May true love, the end of the world remains the same, in your heart every day; I wish to be with you, never forget reincarnation, never abandon life and death, and never leave my old age!

I can't promise you anything, but I will do it: if one day you feel hungry, then you will smile and see that I have starved to death in your arms.

28. My affection for you is a sunflower that grows every day. Even if it is blown away by the ruthless cold wind, the roots deeply rooted in the heart will nourish it and thrive.

29. Someone asked me who you think of first when you are lonely, who you think of first when you are lonely and who you think of first when you are happy. My answer will always be the familiar name, and that is you.

Rule 1: A wife is always right. Article 2: If the wife is wrong, please refer to Article 1.

3 1, I have no time to participate in your past, and I won't miss your future again! In sincerity, get to know you; Linxi is with you day and night.

Wife, you are the other half of my life. I look forward to the early extension of our life! I will take good care of our children, my wife and this family with my sense of responsibility!

33. Take love as the boat, miss as the paddle, and be full of love; Spring tide, precipitation in the past, gently put you in my heart; This feeling is the most charming, this heart is the most sincere, miss you, miss me, let love last forever!

34. I have been very upset recently. I went to the hospital for an X-ray, and I found something wrong with my heart. Take a closer look, it turns out to be your name! I thought I just wrote you into the address book, but I always remember you!

35, love is empty, I am wandering in the street; People are empty of money, and a single evil cause is troublesome; Things are different, business is empty, and it is crazy to think about it; Life is not easy when the mobile phone is empty and there is no money to charge it; Anyway, all four are empty.

36. I don't miss you because of loneliness, rely on you because of fatigue, love you because of beauty, and bless you because of festivals. All this is because of your existence and will never change! Happy holidays, wife. Love you forever!

37. There are dreams during the day and dreams at night. You should take care of yourself, don't catch a cold and have a runny nose; If I sneeze occasionally, it means I miss you!

38. I don't have you in my eyes because you are in my blood; You are no longer in my blood, because you are in my heart. Dear, no matter where you are, you are the only one for me.

39. I am a satellite, always around you. My life will always run on your track, not only rejected by you, but also attracted by you! Dear, this is the eternal beautiful and unchangeable connection between us!

40. Dear wife, do you still remember the happy time when we were young? I haven't sent you flowers for a long time. You've been working hard for your family. I came to send you a bunch of flowers by text message. Honey, you have worked hard!

4 1, a promise of love, a heart waiting for a lifetime, a warm greeting, and an eternal yearning for you. I miss you and wait for your reply. I hope my existence will make you happier!

42. Xiawan, the harbor of the moon and the river of stars, you miss fishing in my heart; Summer bay, happy harbor, happy river, I am romantically fishing in your smiling street, and those who are willing to take the bait.

43. When you pick up the mirror and look at your round face, high nose, charming eyes, sexy mouth and blessed ears, you will sigh loudly-pig!

44. At night, you are in my dream; During the day, you are in my heart; Dependent, you are in my eyes; Separation, you are in my thoughts. Dear, I have you every day and never forget every minute.

45. In this woman's day, I have something to say to you. I have always wanted to tell you that I have two lives: once I was born and once I met you!

46. It's just a gust of wind, but it's so eternal. It's just a dream, but it's so real. You bowed your head and said nothing, but I couldn't calm down. I finally can't help but say to you: Next time you fart, let me know!

47. Love and not love always make people feel so unusual. You can't leave if you don't love me. Love or not, look at yourself. This is my love! Please come and love!

If you want to make progress in life, you should remember your wife's advice. If you want to succeed in your career, your wife should blow the pillow talk. Your efforts are my motivation and my guarantee of happiness, wife, happy every day!

On the journey of our friendship, sometimes you can't see me by your side. It's not that I forgot you, much less. But I choose to walk behind you. When you accidentally fall, I will run ... step on my foot!

50. A couple of lovers were caught by a savage in the mountains and said that you would let you go if you ate each other's shit. The lover did it. On the way home, the woman cried. The man asked her why, and the woman said sadly, you don't love me, otherwise you won't pull so much!