Do you think men love you? Why don't you want money? A very hot sentence recently!

Do you think all men love you? Try to ask him for money; Try to delete his game; Try unplugging him while he is playing games; You try to delete his girlfriend; You won't let him try smoking; Don't let him play with his mobile phone. . .

Do you think girls really love you? You don't try to buy her clothes, you don't try to go shopping with her, you try to see her cell phone contacts, and you don't listen to her?

2. A woman has met countless relatives because of her peerless appearance, but her inner arrogance is invisible to her pursuers.

Later, in order to scare off men, she decided to practice peerless martial arts and worship at the gate of Baihua Palace.

The palace master said, "If you want to scare people, I have a secret book. After you practice, you will be arrogant in Leng Yan. "

The woman promised, took over and opened the cheats. Suddenly, there was only the word "hehe" in the text.

Women and men are like two kinds of electrical appliances, and men are like electric lights. When you turn on the power, it turns on immediately, and when you turn off the power, it turns off immediately! Women are like electric irons. If you turn on the electricity, she won't be hot for long, and if you turn off the electricity, she won't be cold for long!

4. I am very depressed at work. I sent a text message to my wife: I was trained by the leader and wanted to kill someone.

Wife God replied: If you throw it in the toilet, you will kill hundreds of millions of people.

I said: tiger poison doesn't eat children.

The wife replied: I asked you to throw it away, but I didn't let you eat it. . . Last night, I carefully called success and said, let's break up. We really don't fit in.

Boyfriend asked: Why did you break up with me?

Careful heart said: sorry, I still can't forget him.

My boyfriend asked: Is he really better than me?

Be careful: the most basic thing is that his qualifications are higher than yours!

Boyfriend said: can this also be a reason? That's ridiculous!

Be careful: this is of course the reason. No matter what you do, you have to call him dad. .....