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I am a bold girl, so far no ghost stories can scare me.
Once upon a time there was a man who had a girlfriend. He loves her more than anyone in the world.
But one day, his girlfriend left him mercilessly without even giving him a reason.
Watching his girlfriend go shopping arm in arm, he was in great pain and lost his mind.
Finally one day he killed his girlfriend.
He was going to kill her and then kill himself. But when I was dying, I felt the value of life.
Since then, he has been haunted by nightmares every day, in which his girlfriend is naked and has long hair.
Red tongue hanging on the ground, fingers like a hook to kill him.
Nightmares tormented him like needles, and one day he found a Taoist priest and begged to get rid of him.
The Taoist asked him to do three things.
First, give his girlfriend a good burial.
Second, burn the pajamas that his girlfriend wore before her death.
Third, wash away the hidden bloody clothes.
Everything must be finished before midnight, or you will be killed!
He did everything carefully according to the orders of the Taoist priest, but he couldn't find the bloody dress.
Not here.
It's almost midnight. Beads of sweat dripped from his face and wet the carpet. He found the bloody clothes in the middle of the night, but no matter how he wiped them, he couldn't wash them off.
At this time, there was a sudden strong wind, lightning and thunder. The window was shaken from side to side by the strong wind, and the sound of broken glass made people even more jumpy. Suddenly all the lights went out and the whole room was dark. In the lightning, I saw his girlfriend wearing bloody pajamas, with blood dripping from her eyes, pointing at him with a ferocious face and a harsh voice: "Do you know why the blood can't be washed away?" He was too shocked to say a word. His girlfriend continued: "Because you didn't use Diao brand washing powder, you idiot."
(2) Meet a female ghost at night
It was already deep at night, and a taxi driver decided to take another passenger home, but there were not many people on the road. The driver drove aimlessly and found a white shadow shaking in front of him, waving to him. It's unnatural to suddenly have someone on a quiet night. This situation has to remind people of something that people don't want to think of, that is, ghosts!
But in the end, the driver decided to give her a hand. The man got on the bus and said in a sad hoarse voice, ""
Please go to the crematorium. "The driver Ji Ling made a cold shiver. Is she really? He can't think any more, and he dare not think any more. He regrets it, but now he must send her to him as soon as possible.
The woman's face is comely and pale, and she has nothing to say all the way, which makes people feel creepy. The driver really can't go on. When he was almost where she was going, he made an excuse and stammered, "Miss, I'm sorry. It's hard to turn back ahead. Go by yourself. It is already very close. "
The woman nodded and asked, "How much is that?" The driver quickly said, "Forget it, forget it,
You are a woman, but it's not easy to come here so late. Forget it! "
"How dare you?"
"That's it!" The driver insisted.
Women can't help it. "Well, thank you!" Say that finish, opened the door.
The driver turned to start the car, but didn't hear the door closing, so he turned around. How did that woman disappear so quickly? He looked and sat, but didn't! There is nothing in the front, back, left and right of the car! Did she just disappear?
The driver's curiosity, so he wanted to find out. He got out of the car and came to the open door.
"That woman walks really fast, or is it true?" He was about to collapse and left here with a bloody hand.
Patted him on the shoulder, he turned around, and the woman stood in front of him with blood on her face and spoke.
"master! Please don't stop by the ditch next time you stop. "
(3) There are two people.
In a remote village, there is a straight telephone pole on a narrow path. Strange to say, people often have accidents there.
Soon a man and a woman were accidentally knocked down by a bicycle and died on the spot. One night, five-year-old Xiao Zhi and her mother passed by on their way home. Xiao Zhi suddenly said, "Mom, there are two people on the telephone pole." Mother took his hand and walked away quickly, saying:
"Don't talk nonsense, son!"
But it soon spread. One day, a reporter came to interview Xiao Zhi and asked him to take him to see the place where the car accident happened. Xiao Zhi generously led him, and the reporter asked, "Where is it?" Xiao Zhi pointed, and the reporter looked up and saw a sign hanging on the telephone pole.
It says: everyone is responsible for traffic safety.
(4) three ghosts complain
One day when they were shopping, they met God! They told God that they all died miserably and hoped to send them to heaven! God said helplessly, there are too many residents in the sky now, and they are all full. But there's another place! You said, whoever dies the worst will go to heaven!
So, the first ghost began to say: I was a cleaner before my death. Work is very hard! Busy from morning till night! One day, I was cleaning windows outside a building! It's the kind of dangerous work hanging outside at high altitude! On the 30th floor! Suddenly, my foot slipped and fell! I think it's over! I'm dying! But the survival instinct makes me scratch unconsciously! Luckily, I grabbed the railing of a balcony on 13 floor. I feel saved! So I want to climb up after I recover! Who knows, suddenly someone patted my hand and I fell down again! I think I'm really finished now! However, my life should not be decided, and a tent caught me below. I am glad that I must have accumulated virtue in my last life! I want to wait for my physical strength to recover before I go down. Who knows, a refrigerator fell from it and killed me!
The second ghost said: I was a clerk before my death. Everything is fine. I have a beautiful wife. Great figure! But it's just a little water. I have a slight heart attack. One day I forgot to bring my medicine to work, so I went home to get it. As soon as I entered the door, I saw my wife's hair disheveled and disheveled. There must be an adulterer. So I looked everywhere in the house, kitchen and toilet, but I couldn't find it. When I got to the balcony, I found two hands on the railing and thought: adulterer! So he patted his hand. I think, 13 floor! See if I can fall to my death! As a result, I didn't die when I looked at it! Caught by the tent! I was in a hurry, so I searched all over the house and went into the kitchen. I found that the refrigerator was big enough and threw it away. Finally smashed him to death! I'm so happy! Laughing a lot. Who knows, laughing so hard, laughing so hard!
The third ghost said: I was a punk before my death, but I didn't do anything bad! One day I went to a female friend's house to hang out! Just finished, her husband suddenly came back! I have to find a place to hide. So I searched the kitchen and toilet, and finally found that their refrigerator was quite big, so I hid in it! I don't understand, how did her husband know I was in the refrigerator, and he actually threw the refrigerator from the 13 floor! I just fell to my death in my refrigerator!
(5) The toilet is haunted
Chu Yang wants to visit the countryside. When chatting with his relatives, they told him that there were ghosts in the toilet here. However, if you don't pick up things from ghosts, ghosts won't hurt you. May be the cause of acclimatization, at night, Chu Yangxiang's stomach hurts like hell. No way out, Chu Yang had to bite the bullet and go to the toilet on tenterhooks. ChuYangGang to squat down, then hear the sound of the ghost:
"Red toilet paper or white toilet paper?"
Knowing that ghosts are unacceptable, Chu Yang replied, "I always use newspapers."
It seems that Chu Yangxiang has dysentery. After a while, Chu Yangxiang ran to the toilet again, but this time, he was no longer afraid.
Seeing Chu Yang backward, the ghost held out his hand and said, "Youth Daily or Central Daily?"
"I always use sports newspapers."
In the evening, Chu Yang went to the toilet for the third time.
"Youth sports or central sports?" Asked the ghost.
"I ... I just want to pee."
(6) Ghost mobile phone
I used to call, but I didn't press the number like this. I inserted my finger into a perforated disk and dialed it. Once upon a time, Xiaoming's phone number was 444-4444, and strange calls often came in.
One night at midnight 12, the phone rang and Xiao Ming picked up the receiver. The other end of the phone said in a sad voice, "Is this 444-4444?" Can you call 1 19 for me? I am so miserable! . 」
Xiao Ming: "Go find someone else to help you, not me!" " ! 」
The man said, "I can only call 444-4444, not others." 」
Xiao Ming was scared to death and hung up the phone quickly.
You can only call 444-4444? Is it a ghost? !
After a while, the phone rang again. Xiao Ming didn't dare to answer, and kept ringing. Xiao Ming had to pick it up.
Man: "Excuse me, is this 444-4444? Can you call 1 19 for me? I am so miserable!
My finger is stuck in the phone dial hole! 」
damned
Two men walked home after a Halloween costume party. When they passed a cemetery, they wanted to cross it on a whim. When they were halfway through, they were frightened by the sound of drumming. The sound came from a dark place, and they trembled with fear. Then they found an old man chiseling a tombstone with a chisel.
One of them said, "My God, sir, we thought you were a ghost. What are you doing here so late? "
The old man scolded, "* * *, they misspelled my name. "
(8) Jack-o 'lantern
On a dark night, a man drove through a graveyard at night. The breeze blew, and the surrounding sounds rustled, making people sweat.
The hair stood on end, and the scalp looked at first sight. Just then, he suddenly found a little red light flashing in the distance. His first thought was
It's a "ghost fire". So he carefully picked up a stone and threw it at the lamp. I saw flames swaying behind another grave. What is even more frightening is that he picked up a stone and threw it at the fire, only to see the light fly to another grave. At this point, he is close to collapse. So he picked up another stone and threw it at the lamp. At this moment, I heard a voice from behind the grave: "Shit, who is it? "Shit is not fun. A bag of cigarettes chopped me three times. "
(9) Dolls
There is a taxi driver who works in a taxi company. One night, he was driving through a very desolate place, surrounded by darkness; Suddenly I saw a building on the wasteland ahead, with dim lights on. He wants to know when such a building was built here. He saw a young lady beckoning him to take the car home. After the young lady got on the bus, he closed the door and started driving. After a while, he felt very strange. Miss, why don't you talk? As a result, he looked in the mirror and saw that there was no miss, only a doll sitting there. Scared to death, he grabbed the doll and threw it out of the window. After returning home, he was seriously ill.
After his illness, he returned to work in a taxi company. As a result, his colleague said to him, "You are really boring. A beautiful lady came to complain that she wanted to take your car last time. As a result, she just threw the doll in, and you closed the door and drove away.
(10) Ghost Girl
On a dark night, on the longest and most terrible road.
The taxi driver drove there.
A woman beckoned her to get on the bus by the roadside.
It was quiet all the way.
Until the woman spoke.
She said, "Apples are delicious for you."
The driver thought it was great. He took it.
Then I took a bite.
The woman asked, "Is it delicious?"
The driver said, "Delicious!"
The woman replied, "I liked apples very much before my death."
"wow. &; *? $ # @ ",the driver suddenly braked and turned pale when he heard this.
I saw the woman slowly turn her head to the front and say to the driver:
Want to know what she said?
"But I don't like it after giving birth ..."
Du Binquan with a lump in his throat.
A woman came home and saw her Du Binquan lying on the ground panting.
She took the dog to the vet at once. The vet told her that because she didn't know the cause of her breathing difficulties,
So cut open the organ and put the tube in. And said it would be unbearable,
So I advised the woman to go home first and leave the dog there for one night.
The phone rang as soon as the woman got home. When I answered the phone, it was the vet just now.
"Leave the house at once, and then go to the next door to borrow the phone to call the police! 」
It turned out that the veterinarian found the reason why the dog had difficulty breathing during the operation. That's because of something.
It gets stuck in the dog's throat, which is why it has difficulty breathing. Stuck in the throat is human.
Three fingers.
When the police arrived at the woman's house, they followed the blood trail and found the thief whose finger was bitten off by the dog. He squatted on the ground.
Pinch the bitten part of your finger painfully.
Licked hand
The only daughter of a family had to spend the night alone because her parents went out together.
For the sake of safety, the girl locked all the windows in her house very carefully, except for a small window.
But it can't be locked anyway. Although she is a little worried, because the window is small and she has a dog.
By her side, she thought, "It should be all right!" , so I don't care.
But when she slept until midnight, she was awakened by the sound of dripping water. Although a little uneasy,
I am worried that something will happen, but I don't have the courage to confirm it. On the contrary,
It was she who put her hand under the bed and let her dog lick it back and forth, which made her feel at ease.
After relaxing, she fell asleep again.
The next morning, the girl found the dog with its throat cut and hanging from the ceiling. The sound of water drops in the middle of the night,
It turned out to be the sound of dog blood dripping on the floor.
Then, she found a small note under the bed.
"People will lick things. 」
A baby who doesn't cry
There is a couple on the plane with a baby in their arms. But,
The baby's face looks really bad, and he never cried on the plane.
The stewardess thought the baby was too quiet, but she was worried, so she asked.
The couple's baby was unwell, but only got "nothing." Thank you. 」
Such an answer.
After that, the two were arrested at the customs for smuggling drugs. A baby who doesn't cry,
It turns out that all the internal organs have been taken out and the body is full of drugs.
Strange police officer
A woman passed a man at the entrance when she returned to her apartment. although
She thought the man was a little interesting, but she didn't think too much, so she went over.
Not long after, the woman saw the news of the murder in her apartment on TV.
After a while, a policeman came to the woman's residence and asked her if she had seen it.
Suspect.
For an instant, the woman thought of the man who passed by the door before. But because I don't really remember,
I thought it might not matter, so I didn't say it.
Not long after, the woman saw the news that the murderer was arrested on TV. And reflected in
The face of the prisoner on TV is the criminal police who came to ask questions not long ago.
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