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Mysterious life-saving short message novel

Selected Works of August 2004

Recommended in this issue-the invisible third party

This story happened on Valentine's Day this year.

That day, Cheng Ken prepared a diamond ring and roses, invited his girlfriend Xiaoman to eat western food, and planned to propose to her. In the evening, in the sound of romantic piano, Cheng Ken was about to take out his ring and swear to Xiaoman when his cell phone suddenly rang.

Cheng Ken took it out and saw that it was a short message: "Although you have never called me a lover, I am willing to be your lover for life. Happy Valentine's Day! " Strange! Cheng Kendaoan, who's kidding? In order not to spoil the atmosphere, he said nothing and chatted with Xiaoman casually. But after less than two minutes, the phone rang again, and it was still a short message: "I like to hear the sound of your breathing on my pillow, and I like the feeling of your touching me every day." Cheng Ken is on fire this time. Who is so wicked and harassed again and again? But there is no caller ID on the mobile phone. Seeing that Cheng Ken's face was wrong, the little man wanted to see his mobile phone, and his face was red with anger. He asked, "Cheng Ken! Who is this person? "

Cheng Ken is also very puzzling. He has never provoked other women, and there can be no "third party". He modestly explained to Xiaoman for a long time, and then Xiaoman was coaxed with a grain of salt. But the atmosphere that night was completely ruined. As for the ring, he dare not take it out. Cheng Ken thought bitterly that his friends must have done something good, and he won't punish them tomorrow!

The next day, Cheng Ken called his friends one after another, but those people shouted unfairness one after another and swore that they didn't do such immoral things. Later, a friend gave Cheng Ken an idea to go to the telecom company to check the computer records. Cheng Ken patted his head. "Yes!" I immediately rushed to the telecommunications company, thinking that this time I must find out the "third party" that is unfavorable to me.

You can check with the telecom company. The waitress said that according to the computer records, no one sent messages to Cheng Ken last night!

Cheng Ken flustered and frustratedly came out from the telecommunications bureau and looked at his new mobile phone with a camera, puzzled. He wants to call Xiaoman with his mobile phone and ask her out to talk, but Xiaoman's mobile phone is not in the service area. Cheng Ken can only go home helplessly.

Early in the morning, Cheng Ken was awakened by the ringing of his mobile phone. He picked up his mobile phone and saw another short message without caller ID: "Good morning! Honey. Get up early! Go to work after breakfast! " Cheng Ken often goes to work without breakfast because he overslept. This reminder was originally well-intentioned, but the other party never showed his true identity, which is very strange. Cheng Ken had a brainwave and directly used the "reply" function in his mobile phone to send a short message back to the other party: "Who are you?"

The other party quickly replied: "A person who loves you."

Cheng Ken asked again, "Where are you?" "Right beside you."

Cheng Ken suddenly got a cold war. It was just dawn at this time, and he slept alone at home. Where are the others? He got up and washed his cold face. He whispered, do you want to scare Lao Tzu with a few short messages? It's normal for me to ignore you, and failure is strange! He made up his mind to take a firm attitude towards such boring people.

In the next few days, Cheng Ken will receive such "harassment" messages from time to time, but the messages are very considerate, such as reminding him to wear more clothes in cold weather and go to bed early at night. This man seems to be familiar with his life. However, no matter what the other party said, Cheng Ken ignored it and did what he should do. I just couldn't get through Xiaoman's cell phone for some reason. Cheng Ken also didn't get a call from Xiaoman. It is estimated that she hasn't forgotten the "short message incident" in the last "Jade Girl", so Cheng Ken decided to ask her out for a good talk at the weekend.

On Friday, Cheng Ken called Xiaoman on his office phone, but he finally got through this time. He asked Xiaoman to go to the movies in the evening and explained that he had called her many times these days, but he couldn't get through. Who knows the little man even complained that she called Cheng Ken's cell phone, but it was always turned off. She thought Cheng Ken deliberately didn't want to answer her phone. Cheng Ken cried injustice, saying that his mobile phone was on every day. This confused account can't be explained clearly at the moment. Finally, they made an appointment to meet at the gate of the cinema.

In the evening, Cheng Ken and Xiao Man walked in the street after watching the movie. Cheng Ken explained that Xiaoman finally forgave him, but waved his fist to "warn" Cheng Ken: "If you dare to tease this girl, I will spare you!" Cheng Ken promised repeatedly. Seeing Xiaoman's face turn from cloudy to sunny, Cheng Ken wanted to strike while the iron is hot and talk about the two of them. But his cell phone rang untimely. At first glance, it was another short message: "Come to the company for a meeting!" " "The displayed calling number belongs to the company manager. "It's so late, what meeting? Cheng Ken though a little confused, but also dare not neglect. “。 He told Xiaoman to go home first and take a taxi to the company immediately.

Who knows that after arriving at the company, the building was quiet and there was no one there! Cheng Ken called the manager with his mobile phone, and the manager said that he had not sent a text message to Cheng Ken, nor had a meeting. Hey.-Damn it! Cheng Ken called Xiaoman again, but I couldn't get through again.

The next day, references from Cheng Ken and Xiaoman came to Cheng Ken. The introducer is also a colleague of Cheng Ken. As soon as she met, she scolded Cheng Ken: "You men are really playboys!" "Ken cheng was startled and asked," what's the matter? "The introducer said that Xiaoman called her last night and asked her what meeting the company had in the middle of the night. The introducer was puzzled and said that there was no such thing. Xiaoman cried on the phone at that time, saying that he knew Cheng Ken was playing tricks.

Cheng Ken really jumped into the Yellow River and couldn't wash it off. He called Xiaoman all morning, but Xiaoman turned off his phone and ignored him. Until the evening, Cheng Ken finally received a short message from Xiaoman: "Meet at the place where we first dated!"

Cheng Ken was ecstatic, thinking that he finally had a chance to explain to Xiaoman. His first date with Xiaoman was in a park in the western suburbs. When he reached the big tree where they met, it was already dark and there was no trace of Xiaoman. I can't get through by calling Xiaoman. Cheng Ken lingered uneasily under the big tree. Suddenly, he slipped and fell into a pit more than one person behind the tree.

The pit was deep, and Cheng Ken tried several times, but he didn't climb it. He took out his mobile phone for help, but there was only the strange noise of Didi, and he couldn't dial a phone. Is the mobile phone broken? He lowered his head, his new mobile phone glowed blue in his hand, and he couldn't see anything unusual. Cheng Ken is in a hurry. Can't he be trapped in the cave tonight? Just then, his cell phone rang.

It was a short message: "Now, you finally belong to me!" " "

Cheng Ken was surprised and angry, and immediately replied, "Are you a man or a ghost? Where are you now? "

"I don't understand what you are saying. I am me, I am in your hand. "

Cheng Ken was surprised and scared: "I ... I only have ... a mobile phone!" " "

"Well, you still call my mobile phone? I have such deep feelings for you, can't you call me like Xiaoman? "

"You ... you ... you have feelings for me? ! "

"You can't? I fell in love with you the first time I saw you, my master. I heard those sweet words you said to Xiaoman. I love you, so I forbid you to talk Do you understand my pain? "

"What are you doing ... watching me follow?"

"I have a camera, dear. Those are my eyes."

"That was you! No wonder I can't find the communication record in the telecom company. You deliberately refused to let me get through Xiaoman's phone ... By the way, you also pretended that the manager sent a message. Today, you tricked me into coming here to pretend to be full. What do you want? "

"Don't worry, as long as you promise to love me forever and never leave me, I'll let you call for help."

Cheng Ken never imagined that this "third party" who repeatedly harassed himself turned out to be his own mobile phone! This mobile phone can not only "see", "listen" and "speak", but also "love" itself! He suspected that he was dreaming, and his hand holding the mobile phone was shaking.

At this time, the mobile phone in his hand kept "talking" sweet words to him on the screen, the indicator light kept flashing, and the fuselage was slightly hot, just like a girl who fell in love. Cheng Ken couldn't stand this strange phenomenon, so he pressed the button and turned off his mobile phone. But the phone turned on automatically at once and began to chatter again.

Cheng Ken was more than I could bear. He threw his mobile phone far away and shouted, "Help! Help! "

Finally, the park ranger heard the cry for help and rescued him.

Dear friends, don't be busy, this story is not over yet. Later, Cheng Ken and Xiao Man sent this "third party" back to the mobile phone factory for inspection. When those experts heard of such a miracle, they were dumbfounded. They moved out all kinds of instruments and meters and worked for a long time. Finally, they found that there was a very thin wire on the electronic chip of the mobile phone, which was short-circuited due to the misoperation of workers, so its structure was a little different from other chips.

Experts say that the chip is like the "brain" of the mobile phone, which directs the operation of the mobile phone. But is it for this reason that mobile phones have their own "thoughts"? Experts can't explain it at the moment. They suggested that Cheng Ken leave his mobile phone to them for further study, and promised to give Cheng Ken a more advanced mobile phone. Cheng Ken was very happy and promised again and again.

Just as he and Xiaoman were about to leave, the mobile phone left on the table rang again.

The last message is displayed on the screen of the mobile phone: "I only belong to you, my love." I chose death without you! "

Then, the people present watched helplessly as the mobile phone made a "bang" and emitted a black smoke. An expert went to pick it up and opened it. As you can see, this movement has been a complete failure.

The expert was stunned for a long time and said, "it ... it's dead!" " "

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