Classic teasing SMS

1, your arms are my safe haven, your eyes are my persistent belief, and your kindness is incomparable to others! I want to tell you: our love is the happiest love in the world!

2. Read with me. If there are no mistakes at all, there will be a big prize: Wang forgets that when it is over, Wang expects it. Wow, you scream really well. I will give you a bone!

The falling rain reminded me of my infinite thoughts. To put it bluntly, I miss you When the weather is fine, I'll take you to the green grass, but I made an agreement with you in advance: only grazing is allowed, and no arching is allowed!

4, tell you a secret to get rich, you must not tell others! Fold your money in half, does it double?

5, you eat yours, I eat yours, you don't eat mine, I only eat yours, eat yours, you go!

I will try my best to support your every decision, just like this one. If you want to bask in the sun every day, I will blow away the dark clouds in the sky, because you always say: I won't be an idiot if I bask in it.

7. Life is very uncomfortable without you by my side. I hate that unscrupulous third party who stole you. Come back to me quickly! My beloved wallet!

8. As eternal as a gust of wind and as real as a dream. I can't calm down when you lower your head and think nothing. I can't help saying to you: you, you fart first!

9. Childhood games are life, and life is a game when you grow up; Children's toys are friends, and friends are toys when they grow up; When I was a child, I entertained myself, and when I grew up, I entertained people who read short messages-you were fooled, and punishment: be happy for a lifetime!

10, men are born guilty, you can't be afraid of being tired. Of course, you pay for the date, and sweet words are dead. Pay your salary every month, don't expect feedback, it's all your fault.

1 1. Love always makes us expect too much, from watching from a distance to wanting to have it wholeheartedly. Chasing makes us tired. Instead of pestering the heartbreaking pain, it is better to look at the smile from a distance and simply hug, so much.

12, the first ray of sunshine at dawn, is my deep blessing to you. The last blush of the sunset is my heartfelt greeting to you: "How are you, fool?"

13, I dreamed of you last night and sent you home. We walked towards a beautiful building. You said, you ran in. I looked at your figure and saw that it said mental hospital.

14, Tang priest assigned work at the foot of the flaming mountain: "Wukong is going to borrow a banana fan, and Wukong is going to find water-Bajie, why do you still have time to read short messages?"

15, the world record "Gisney", today's selection is cheeky, the pig is less than one centimeter, and the hippo is only five centimeters. In the end, the champion turned out to be you-five feet. Congratulations! Congratulations!

16, a lamb to be slaughtered. The butcher came to catch him viciously, but the lamb said passionately, "What is there to be afraid of when you die?" When I finish reading this message. "

17, if I have a candy, I will give it to you because I want to make you happy; If I had two sweets, we would each have one. I think we would be very happy together. If I had three sweets, I would give you two, because I hope you have cavities.

18, this message has three main purposes: one is to contact feelings; The second is to pass the time; Third, I tell you responsibly: when summer comes, I send a very technical sentence: remember to wear open-backed pants when the weather is hot.

19, I heard that a pig can imitate people, so I ran to see it, but I didn't believe everything I saw: the pig was actually reading text messages on his mobile phone like a human!

20. When I am lonely, I miss you. Where are you? You are smart, infatuated and stupid. You are reading short messages.

2 1, woman-before engagement, like a swallow, fly with you. After the engagement, she can fly like a dove, but dare not fly far. After marriage, like a duck, I want to fly, but I can't.

22. Seismological station forecast: There will be a slight earthquake from tonight to tomorrow morning. For your safety, please sleep under the bed tonight, cover yourself with a quilt, put a toilet on your head and put a straw in your nose.

23. Measure the window and measure the wall. Jump on the bed and measure the bed against the wall. The wall is longer than the bed, the bed is longer than the window, the window is longer than the bed and the bed is longer than the wall, so the wall is longer than the bed. If you don't read well, you will hit a wall.

24. I understand that every short message sent to you will make you unforgettable! I know, every word I write to you makes you forget all about eating and sleeping! But I want to know, when will you treat me to the meal you owe me?

Meeting you is the beginning of my heart, and falling in love with you is my happy choice; Pursuing you is the starting point of my happiness; Having you is my most precious wealth; Stepping on the red carpet is my eternal motivation! Unfortunately, I sent it to the wrong person!

26. Dear users, because most of your short messages are sent to the opposite sex, which has caused a very bad impact on society, we have suspended your short message function. Please bring your own bench tomorrow and go to the nearest police station to learn stylistic knowledge!

27, you are my baby, let me no longer lonely; Life is full of fun with you. I will hold you in my hand and take good care of you; I want to be with you, my favorite kitten!

28. Just a gust of wind, but so eternal, just a dream, but so real. You bowed your head and said nothing, but I couldn't calm down. I finally can't help but say to you: Next time you fart, let me know!

29. The sky is bright in autumn. Where is your romance? It bothers me to see you running around all day; I think you are an adult, and it is inevitable that you will admire the opposite sex; With your advantage, you can't always be casual; You are a purebred domestic dog, don't fall in love with a stupid dog!

30. If your ears itch, it proves that someone misses you; Your eyes itch, which proves that someone wants to see you; Your itchy lips prove that someone wants to kiss you; If you don't feel well. Stop joking, it's time for a bath!

3 1. In the past, I only knew that piggy could hum when he couldn't talk. Later, when I met you, I realized that you could hum even more than piggy. I was just talking about you, and you were humming!

32. The mental hospital routinely called the roll in the morning. When the roll was called, a seriously ill patient was missing, and the dean was furious. Soon, someone came to report, "Found it!" "Where is it?" "Hide and read text messages."

33. I just chatted with my friends, and some of them talked about you. Do you know? I quarreled with them and almost got into a fight, because some of them said you looked like a monkey and some said you looked like an orangutan. It was really too much! I don't care about you at all.

You have become so strange that you are no longer a familiar face in my memory. My heart is drunk. How did you change from a cute tadpole to a toad?

35, a worship of heaven and earth, suffering from the anger of his wife; Second, worship Gao Tang and work hard for her; Husband and wife respect each other as guests, and then tighten their belts; Into the bridal chamber, I knelt on her bed and scrubbed. Hey! I am a sheep and she is a wolf.

36. If you have a fever in one ear, it's because I miss you. If you have a fever in both ears, it's because everyone is thinking about you; If you have a fever all over your head, it is because you have a cold. Take the medicine quickly!

She is such a person who doesn't like dialogue. I only like one word related to speech. Without speaking, all languages seem to be abandoned, abandoned, like lies.

38. Give you a little sunshine and you will be brilliant; Give you a little flood, and you will flood. I'll make the old lady wear a red mouth and give you some color to see see.

39. Red flowers, green leaves and big apples. I haven't seen them for days. Last night, the stars shone. Where is your romance? Tonight, the stars shine. What's embarrassing?

40. Dialogue between the pig and the dog: Brother Dog, what do you want to do in your next life? Dog: I want to be a man. What about you? Pig: I still want to be a pig. A few years later, the dog's wish didn't come true, but the pig became a person who read short messages!

4 1, just a gust of wind, but it is so eternal; It's just a dream, but it's so real; You bowed your head and said nothing, but I couldn't calm down. I finally can't help but say, please fart first.

42. Instructions for jumping off the building: Leave a note to the sixth floor; Want to be disabled to the fifth floor; To be hospitalized to the fourth floor; Only scary to the third floor; Fight martial arts to the second floor; Please go to the first floor to watch the excitement.

43. It's hot. I'll ask Sister Caterpillar to bring you some kisses. I ask Aunt Mosquito to sing you a lullaby every night. Don't be polite to me. There are better gifts for you!

44. Over the years, we have had joys and sorrows, walked across the road, bypassed the mountains and had dinner and soup together. Although you never return my messages, I still remind you for the teacher: Bajie, it's cold, wear a robe when you go out!

45. Work is boring, making money is a difficult ideal, but it is ambitious. When we have money to drink soybean milk and eat fried dough sticks, we want to dip in sugar, buy two bowls of soybean milk, drink one bowl and pour one!

46, the long road of life, who does not miss a few steps, the family wants to stay, the lover still has to get along: there is a cook at home, the unit leaves a good look, there is a cute outside, and there is a miss in the distance. Keep two, keep one, and develop 34567!

Yesterday, he said "a deer is a horse". Nowadays, he is "flattering", often "single-handedly", occasionally "recruiting", abandoning "childhood friends", making friends with "neither donkey nor horse", being full of energy at work and "jumping over the wall" after work, which is simply "blind"

48. I am an onion, standing in the wind and rain. Who dares to dip me in the sauce? His ancestor K walked across the south and across the north. I drink water behind the toilet, run over my legs on the train tracks and kiss pigs. what are you reading? Kiss you!

49. I heard that your mobile phone has no short message function, so I sent this short message to try. If you receive it and confirm that it has SMS function and it is not my SMS, please reply to me: I have it, it is yours!

50. When I was down and out, you were by my side; You were by my side when I was sick and injured; When I am frustrated in love, you are still by my side … it's really unlucky to be with you!

5 1. If you feel bored or empty, please call me! Please press 1 to talk about feelings, press 2 to talk about work, press 3 to talk about life, press 5 to introduce me, please tell me directly when you invite me to dinner, and please hang up when you borrow money from me.

52. The law is reluctant, and some distances cannot be crossed. Just like yesterday, I can't believe you ran off with someone else for a bone!

53. You and I have been playing together since childhood. I can sing 200 songs and you can dance 200 dances. We often perform together, so people call me Brother 200 and ask you to dance 200!

54. The teacher asked the students how to write the word "dung", but the students forgot it for a moment, so they had to say: It's on their lips, why can't they get out?

55, life needs 100% effort, 50% knowledge, 40% confidence, 30% persistence, 20% opportunity, 10% luck, you have all these, come on, as long as you put these factors together with your heart, you will definitely become/kloc-0.

56. I love your obsession. I miss your fanaticism. When I see your face is red, I can't stop dreaming. Please don't run away. I really want to hug you! Ah! Money, just kidding, don't care!

57. Becoming a top designer was once the dream of countless people, and you and I both think it should be the most perfect one. On the novelty of speed theory, it is absolutely the first. Design one in one night. Ok, stop looking and go to bask in the quilt!

58, love diaosi, several times a night, no one knows, don't think about it for two nights, don't be stupid for three nights, and become an idiot every night! What do you think you are doing? This is a dream, fool!

59. There is a kind of tacit understanding, a kind of feeling is wonderful, and a kind of happiness is accompanied by you, and idiots will finish reading it.

60. Yesterday, I dreamed that God said he could grant me a wish. I took out a globe and said I wanted world peace. He said it was too difficult to change. I took out your photo and said I wanted this person to look good. On reflection, he said that I would take another look at the globe.

6 1, I just chatted with my friends, and several of them talked about you. I quarreled with them and almost started a fight, because some of them said you looked like a monkey and some said you looked like an orangutan. Too many. You obviously look like a pig!

62, big sand melon wet mud, bait white night wet mud, deep stem ice wine wet mud, lazy pet night wet mud, stand up and wash for monkeys, see fragrant wine wet mud. If the mud cuts the monkey to show love, chopsticks will make the tree happy

63. You are cool. You drink water in the reservoir, sleep in the tomb, have a waterfall in your mouth, and your limbs are like sleepers. You think you are The Story Of Diu Sim Lu Bu, but you are actually from the Antarctic.

64. Since my wife's Taobao account was upgraded from buyer level 0 to 4 bricks, the first thing I do when I turn on the computer every day is to enter her Alipay account and press the wrong password three times to go to work with peace of mind.

65. Are you still angry? I sent you so many messages, but you didn't reply. If I had known the consequences were so serious, I wouldn't have stopped you from getting holiday gifts from kindergarten-is lollipop that important to you?

66. Times have really improved. There are fewer and fewer clothes, more and more hair colors, eyes can change color, nails can be set with diamonds, navel can be perforated, and pigs can read short messages. Hehe, I hope you can smile often and have a good mood every day.

67. Your face is fierce, your skin is covered with hair and you poop everywhere. What a surprise! Don't get me wrong! Friend, I'm talking about rhubarb dog in front of your house, but it doesn't have a mobile phone, so I'll send it to you!

This is a message from a monk in Wutai Mountain. Today is the birthday of the God of Wealth. Please send this message to six people, and you will bring good luck-if you don't send it, you will have bad luck. If you delete it, you will be broke! Send it, I'm forced, too.

69. I don't want to hit you either. Go to the zoo to see if there is a job suitable for you. Running around the street like this is easy to get hit.

70. Warning! The latest transmission mode of atypical pneumonia: mobile phone short message transmission. For your health, please soak your mobile phone in disinfectant for one hour before you continue to use it.

7 1, your unfeeling flash suddenly made me lose myself. Looking at your back, I really want to keep you. In an instant, I told myself that I couldn't let you go and shouted at the top of my lungs: Stop thief!

72. Lanaha, once a thief, was in front of my eyes. I didn't care. Now I regret it! I want to shout out now: love tiger oil!

I tell you, I made a dress for my dog, which is bright in color and fashionable in style. My dog looks really handsome in it. If you wear your usual suit and take it to the street, people will think you are wearing a couple's suit!

74. You are pulling a pig with a happy face. I passed by and said sympathetically, it depends on who he is with. Before I finished, the pig abandoned you with disdain!

75. Give you a little sunshine and you will be brilliant; Give you a little flood, and you will flood. A broken jar has its own broken lid, and an ugly ghost has its own ugly love. As long as love is as deep as the sea, Asako can shine!

76. You live in Beishatuozi and ride a broken chain box to work. Wash your face instead of your neck in the morning, and put a leek box in your mouth. A mobile phone is like a big lunch box, and it just picks up paper shells at work. I'm thinking, you have the face to live!

77. The night is already deep. I woke up from my dream because I thought of you. Why do you always leave me quietly in the middle of the night? I really need you. Ah! Where did the pillow fall?

78. If you are not a waterproof mobile phone like Siemens, please be careful when reading short messages. Don't drool at your mobile phone with a smile, it will break down.

79. Seven precepts after meals: First, quit smoking; Second, give up eating fruit immediately; Third, stop loosening your belt; Drink tea immediately under temptation; Fifth, quit; Sixth, quit bathing immediately; Seventh, stop sleeping at once! Bajie: Do you remember?