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Cell phone love story

1, spring breeze fills you; Your family cares about you; Love nourishes you; The god of wealth is tied to you; Friends are loyal to you; I am here to bless you; The lucky star will shine on you forever!

2. You are my heart, my liver, my 3/4, my intestine, my stomach, the rose in my heart, your mouth is like a banana, and your smile is like bread. Like is light love, and love is deep love.

3. You are the only one for me. Knowing you makes my life full of vitality. Falling in love with you, my life is full of passion; Without you, my life is meaningless; I can't continue without you.

I hope you know that there is someone who always cares about you and someone who always misses you. Like starlight, it is your smiling eyes. It adorns my heart curtain and shines every night.

On Valentine's Day, I want to make a fish, which you can stew, boil and steam, and then lie in your gentle stomach.

6. Acacia at twelve o'clock a day! Not seeing Sanqiu for a day. Love is blind.

7. There will inevitably be some unpleasant things in life, but you should know how to face and solve them and face yourself squarely. Life geometry need not be too demanding, let nature take its course as well.

8. When love is not perfect, I would rather choose no regrets. No matter how beautiful the afterlife is, I can't lose my memory of you in this life!

9. A person may love many times in his life, but only one person can make you laugh the most and hurt the most.

10, miss you every starry night! Miss you at every happy moment! I hope you miss you all the time! Love you every second between breaths!

1 1. I kissed you as a buccal tablet. It's in your mouth, and your tongue has circled a thousand times. Sweet and sour, with endless aftertaste. I think in my heart, every day is like a year. Once she has it, she wants nothing more!

12, you know? It is not easy to love you. When I was intoxicated in the world of love and enjoyed the sweetness of love, I also deeply realized that "it is really difficult to love someone."

13, I really miss you, you know? Maybe I was wrong, but I don't regret it.

14, God only arranged the time, place and people ... You made me experience the whole life! Thank you for your love! I want to kiss you, not for a long time, but for life.

15, I wish you: bon voyage, missing halfway; Laugh often, laugh anyway!

16, I don't drink any beer except Qingdao; I don't play any sports except football; I don't love any girl except you; Which dish do you like besides me?

17, dear little pervert: I love you so much! I also want to learn a pervert and deal with him as he deals with you. Kiss you!

18, missing is an unspeakable pain, and my heart will be sick for you. I often wonder when you can smile by my side now. Let's meet today

19, dear, it's late at night. In this distant place, I embrace you with open arms and kiss you warmly, just like at home. ...

I once told myself to stop being emotional, but as long as I heard your voice, I fell in love with you deeply. I'm finished.

2 1, when I don't have you in the middle of the night, I treat you as a pillow; When there is no you during the day, I regard you as the sun; One day, when you really leave, I am just a skeleton.

22. A woman always meets a man who makes her feel pain in her life, and through this pain, she can feel the real existence and love of the other person. You are the person I have ever met.

23. Work is endless, the body is tired, and health is the capital of life. Be kind to yourself!

24, the salary is not high, the position is not high, the business is not high, the political achievements are not outstanding, the lumbar disc herniation conference will not speak for a while, and prostatitis will not speak for a while.

25. Pig, it's late. Are you asleep? I also got into the warm bed and had a good dream with you. Good night!

26. How are you, dear? In my life, I think the most important thing is that I want to live with you, and the most romantic thing is to grow old with you!

Dear, you always say that I love to brag, so please listen to me: "I can spend nine days on the moon for you, but I can catch turtles in five oceans!" " Because: that "moon" is you, and that "turtle" is you!

28. I rubbed the magic lamp three times, and God asked: What do you want to wish for? I said: please take care of the person who is watching this news. When she is frustrated and unhappy, I wish her happiness forever and protect her.

29. I must make you the second happiest person in the world-because of you, I am already the happiest person!

30. May you have a good mood every day and sweet dreams every night, so that you can be cared for and taken care of at all times! Dreams come true, happiness!

3 1, actually I'm not that good, but I'm more beautiful, gentle, intelligent, virtuous, sensible, generous and modest than other girls. ...

32. Hello, what are you doing now? Who are you with? Don't do anything that makes me unhappy! ( m.taiks.com )

33. The days together are dull and seemingly calm, but this ordinary day is the most romantic, right? Dear, Happy Valentine's Day!

34. Do you know how the Sahara desert came from? Because every time I miss you, a grain of sand falls from the sky, so Africa has the Sahara.

35. Don't trust roses. Roses are expensive and thank you. If you want to believe, then believe my three tears that are higher than 100 degrees Celsius: I love you! As long as you give me a glass of water every day, I can pour it out for you every day.

Missing you is a kind of sad beauty and sweet melancholy, but in my heart, it is warmth that nothing can replace.

If one day you think of someone who once loved you, then I will always be one of them. If one day no one in the world loves you anymore, that's when I die!

38. If knowing you in this life is God's arrangement, then I hope there will be such an arrangement in the next life. Wait for me, okay?

39. Sweetness, the sweetness of your smile is like a flower blooming in the spring breeze. Why are you smiling so sweetly? Because I sent you a text message. Happy Valentine's Day, baby!

40, the wife who went out has already confessed: drink less and eat more vegetables; Out of reach, stand up; Can't drink, depend on; If you can't finish it, bring it back.

4 1, honey, I love you, I want to kiss you with my mouth, I want to look at you with my eyes, I want to hug you with my hands, I miss you all the time, I hold you in my dreams, I depend on you all my life, and I will never wronged you.

42. First class man: Wash dishes at home. Second-class man: Cooking at home. Third-class man: wife gives change, fourth-class man: let's go together.

43. Relax and treat everything with a normal heart. Don't be too demanding. Happiness is the most important thing!

It is a fact that I once loved you. It's true that I still love you. Once painful, it is true; This is still painful and real. Come back, I still love you!

45. You are a good girl. A good girl is like a faint landscape painting, which can dilute people's mood. I am willing to be indifferent to myself, and I prefer to wander in the scenery!

46. Five hundred years ago, I was an ordinary worker in your family. I fell in love with you when I peeked at your embroidery posture at the window the other day. Don't blame me for not telling you! Because there were no text messages at that time! Honey, what are you doing? Your baby misses you!

47. Because of your company, my life has become colorful. I want to say to you: your goodness and your badness will be the wealth of my life!

48. I wish you: high position, light responsibility, more money and less work, staying close to home, sleeping until dawn every day, cramping your salary, spending money to receive gifts, and others working overtime for a raise!

49, I learned to love you, in my heart; I learned to wait, in my life! No matter how difficult the future road is, I am willing to accompany you!

50. Meeting the right person at the wrong time is a heartbreak; Meeting the wrong person at the right time is a sigh; Meeting the right person at the right time is a lifelong happiness.