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Funny sentences about February 2 nd

Shh! ! Hurry home, today is February 2, eating pig's head. You're dangerous out there! Be careful that others will think you are a pig! Friendly reminder: today is February 2, and the dragon looks up. Did you get a haircut? If you haven't left yet, leave at once. I suggest you shave your head. Otherwise, when I chew your pig's head tonight, I have to pull it out one by one! On February 2, the dragon looked up and only gave gifts to the big pig head. Our barber shop has launched the activity of shaving for one get one free. From now on, anyone who has a haircut in our shop will get a pig's head. If you want to shave as soon as possible, this pig's head is limited edition. You can get it first, then shave and then take it. Qin this! On February 2, the dragon looked up. Did you get a haircut today? It's really hard for you to protect your uncle's life, thief. Happy holidays! Look at the sky immediately after receiving this message. There was a meteor shower in .................................... You completed the greatest activity of the year-looking up with the dragon. Happy holidays! On February 2, mice ran in the small river ditch of the tile house. We drill here and hide there, and civet cats lie on the edge of the cellar. Move a little, walk, and catch mice to bite. On February 2nd, we filled the big barn with millet and black beans. We packed rice first, then noodles, and some salted duck eggs. Don't look at the doll, the vendor will carry the load in front of the door. I wish you a dragon on February 2. Shh! ! Hurry home, today is February 2, eating pig's head. You're dangerous out there! Be careful that others will think you are a pig! Ha, ha, ha. On February 2nd, the dragon looked up, and happiness had no head. This year, good things keep happening, so I'm lucky to find the top. I'm very careful that money will fall on my head. Friendship and affection warmed my heart, and the family reunited to the end of my life. On February 2, the dragon looked up. Dragon son and grandson shook down a peg or two, Xiao Sheng and Banshi raised their glasses and smiled. On February 2 nd, flowers bloom and dragons look up. I wish you a smooth sailing. Two dragons took off. Three sheep bloom in Thailand, and the four seasons are safe. On February 2, the dragon will look up and receive a good sign: happiness has begun and life is sweet! The career has no end, and the money is on it! Relatives and friends often get together, and husband and wife love each other until they grow old! Friendly reminder: today is February 2, and the dragon looks up. Did you get a haircut? If you haven't left yet, leave at once. I suggest you shave your head. Otherwise, when I chew your pig's head tonight, I have to pull it out one by one! On February 2, the dragon looked up and only gave gifts to the big pig head. Our barber shop has launched the activity of shaving for one get one free. From now on, anyone who has a haircut in our shop will get a pig's head. If you want to shave as soon as possible, this pig's head is limited edition. You can get it first, then shave and then take it. Qin this! Sports: On February 2nd, the dragon looked up. Dragon son and grandson shook down a peg or two, Xiao Sheng and Banshi raised their glasses and smiled. Flowers are blooming. On February 2, the dragon looked up, the big warehouse was full, and the small warehouse flowed; Golden beans bloom, grains are abundant, and financial resources roll into your pocket! On February 2, spring outing to the riverside, the spring breeze along the riverside is sunny and warm, and the music is melodious. The stamens are like willow buds, like graceful eyes, and the purple butterfly wasp hovers and is longer. On February 2, the dragon looked up and every household fried peas. One for you, one for me, and the rest for the grasshopper. The grasshopper stretched out its legs and made the child grin. On February 2 nd, fry rice cakes and stew them slowly. Don't burn the old man's beard.