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New Year greetings are wrong. The number of words in the Year of the Monkey is about 20.
3. When the years were good this year, a group of monkeys came to report the good news; Spring flowers bloom again, and you are also in the scenery; I wish you a prosperous and round life every year.
4. Make a year's bad luck into firecrackers, take it to the ninth heaven and blow it to pieces. Put the luck of the coming year in fireworks, let happiness sprout everywhere and fly all over the sky. Wish you a happy Spring Festival!
5. When the bell of the new century rings again, I raise my cup and let the glittering and translucent thoughts float to your side quietly with the bell, and I deeply wish you a happy New Year!
6. On New Year's Eve, Bodhisattva is busy, and gods from all walks of life send you good luck: the god of wealth sends you a gold ingot, the birthday girl keeps you healthy, Manjusri gives you great wisdom, Guanyin helps you to be happy, Maitreya keeps you happy, and the lucky stars accompany you everywhere! Happy spring festival!
7. Mutton soup does not boil, and the Year of the Monkey makes money. Drink more mutton soup and get rich in the Year of the Monkey.
8. In the Year of the Monkey, I gave you a flat peach and an elixir. I recommend you as the Imperial Horse Immortal and give you a pair of golden eyes. I wish you happiness and happiness, waiting for you to last forever!
9. My wish for the Year of the Monkey: From now on, you are only allowed to love me, spoil me, don't lie to me, do everything you promise me and be sincere in everything you say to me.
10. In the Year of the Monkey, I sent you a flat peach, an elixir, a letter of recommendation from Yu Ma Daxian, and a pair of golden eyes. I wish you happiness and a wonderful life, waiting for you to last forever!
1 1. The golden monkey reports spring return, and the golden monkey reports spring return; The golden monkey comes back in spring, and the monkey comes back with gold. I wish you a somersault in the future of the Year of the Monkey, with 72 talents and 8 1 entrepreneurial skills.
12. Monkey hunting notice: a hairy monkey has been lost. Features: dirty, runny nose, with a mobile phone, can read text messages. Love monkeys to read short messages, write back to the master quickly! Master misses you now!
13. I wish you good health, many beautiful women associate with you, Fukang robust life, Jetta BBK career, Johnson Teng Sina Finance, Changhong Ziguang stock.
14. The golden monkey reports the spring return, and the golden monkey reports the spring return; The golden monkey comes back in spring, and the monkey comes back with gold. I wish you a somersault in the future of the Year of the Monkey, with 72 talents and 8 1 entrepreneurial skills.
15. I sincerely wish you peace, happiness and health in the new year. May your dreams come true in the new year.
16. The Spring Festival is coming. Several buddies like Happiness, Happiness, Wealth and Health want to get together and contact you. Don't forget to treat at that time. These friends all have good gifts and won't let you suffer. I wish you a happy Spring Festival.
17. New year, Year of the Monkey, a new beginning! How can you see a rainbow without experiencing wind and rain? No one can succeed casually! Come on! The new year is even more different.
18. According to the special law of the Spring Festival, you were sentenced to life imprisonment for happiness, deprived of the right to lifelong depression, and all your illness and troubles were confiscated. This judgment is final and will be executed immediately. Happy forever! Fall back!
19. New Year's Eve is here, firecrackers are set off, and every household is very lively; Dragon lantern dance, walking on stilts, family happiness! Seeing that the New Year's Day is coming, everyone is laughing happily. I wish you a happy Spring Festival in advance, and wish me the earliest in the Year of the Monkey!
20. When the New Year comes, I will use well-operated stamps as postmarks, happiness as envelopes, write health, fill in happiness and good luck, note peace, attach auspiciousness, and then put it in a sweet mailbox to wish you a happy Spring Festival.
2 1. I wish you: high position, light responsibility, more with less work, close to home, sleep naturally every day, others work overtime, you get a raise, you get cramps when you get paid, and beautiful girls love you crazy. Lucky year of the monkey!
I wish you all the best in the Year of the Monkey again and again. Five Blessingg's colorful life is exquisite and long. A hundred years of perfection. At the beginning of the Millennium, fortune will slowly enjoy the above blessings. Valid for life.
23. Luo Lang Lang, on the first day of Spring Festival travel rush Peak, sent a text message to say hello; The Spring Festival holiday is coming, and I am looking forward to going home. Try to buy tickets in advance and carry valuables with you; Have a nice trip to Spring Festival travel rush!
24. The Spring Festival is humming a ditty, and the festival is coming soon. Parents get together, everyone laughs, jiaozi rolls in the pot, and the family dinner is full of dishes. Congratulations on a happy new year, and red envelopes will be issued if you are happy. Happy New Year to the baby and a smooth year of the snake!
25. The Spring Festival is coming. I will use a well-operated stamp as a postmark, happiness as an envelope, write health, fill in happiness and good luck, note peace, attach auspiciousness, and then put it in a sweet mailbox to wish my lovely baby a happy Spring Festival.
26. The Spring Festival is coming, and the "red" luck is shining. I wish you a smooth new year's work and show your "red" picture; Life is happy, "red" is booming! Wealth is prosperous, "red" is a blessing! Happy Spring Festival, baby!
27. The golden snake spit out the letter and was overjoyed; The silver snake wagged its tail and came with happiness; Fireworks bloom, auspicious flowers bloom; Make a wish and good luck will follow you; Send blessings and let happiness surround you; The Spring Festival is coming. May the baby grow up healthily and have a happy Spring Festival!
28. On the occasion of the Spring Festival, I wish the baby good luck, rapid growth and happiness, and you can enter the study on the next floor! I wish you a new beginning and a new harvest in the new year. Happy Spring Festival and all the best!
29. Make a warm new dress with missing, write a rich Spring Festival couplets with caring, make a peaceful New Year picture with caring, and make a plate of happy candy with friendship. Send these sincere greetings to you. Wish the baby a happy Spring Festival in advance, and good luck to year of the snake!
30. When the Spring Festival comes, I will send you a Want Want gift package: one for you to be a cash cow, two for you to help, three for you to study hard, four for you to be worry-free, five for you to have a cash box, and six for you to be happy forever! Happy new year, baby!
3 1. The horse trotted towards the Year of the Monkey and surrounded him with joy. Live a happy life and move forward forever. You can choose sunshine avenue. Happy, happy and carefree. I wish you all an ideal and healthy Year of the Monkey!
32. The Year of the Sheep is good news, and the Year of the Monkey is auspicious. Touch the lucky photo of the sheep's head and make a good start. Pleasant goat sings and dances, leading the sheep head to happiness. Ruixiang finds a girlfriend in the Year of the Monkey, loves him all his life and laughs forever. I wish you a happy Year of the Monkey and a happy generation!
33. Happy Year of the Monkey. I'm so happy. Everyone is looking forward to the Year of the Monkey. A happy smile makes the sheep rich, and the sheep are proud of their good times. When I was young, I was very happy and in a good mood. Family happiness, rising wages, happy life and healthy sheep. Good luck in the Year of the Monkey!
34. Smile when the Year of the Monkey comes, and you will be happy all your life. You have to ask the thief why he is happy and answer me with a smile. The auspicious year of the Year of the Monkey is this year, and a banquet will be held on the 60th birthday. Invite friends and relatives to celebrate and promote the positive energy of the Year of the Monkey. May you live a long and happy life and make a fortune all your life! Postcard greeting
35. The Year of the Monkey has arrived. May your mood be as bright as fireworks, your career as bright as starlight, your love as pure as snow, your life as warm as fire, and your family as happy as blessings! Happy Year of the Monkey!
36. The footsteps of the Year of the Monkey are vigorous and pass through the dust of the years; The picture of the Year of the Monkey is very bright and painted with bright colors. The year of the monkey is melodious, picking the fragrance of happiness; The singing of the Year of the Monkey is cheerful, telling a long-term blessing. Happy Year of the Monkey!
37. The Year of the Monkey was full of joy and smooth sailing; The sky is full of bright light of the Year of the Monkey, writing a brilliant new chapter; Full of good luck to the Year of the Monkey, everything goes well, always smiling; Happy Year of the Monkey and reunion every day! Happy Year of the Monkey!
38. Spring breeze brings joyful flowers to the Year of the Monkey, lights shine on the healthy road of the Year of the Monkey, smiling faces are bright, the sweet mood of the Year of the Monkey is happy, and short messages convey thousands of blessings of the Year of the Monkey. Happy Year of the Monkey!
39. Wave the red ribbon to welcome the light of the Year of the Monkey; Burning red lanterns, waiting for the auspicious year of the monkey; Put on red dancing shoes and walk out of the joy of the Year of the Monkey; Put up red couplets to tell the hope of the Year of the Monkey. The Year of the Monkey has arrived. May your life flourish.
40. Happy Spring Festival. I wish the baby good health, all the best, happy life, long life, deep pockets and invincible! Happy spring festival!
4 1. Where there is ambition, there is success; Where the heart is, there is scenery; Where there is love, there is emotion. On the occasion of the Spring Festival, I sincerely wish you a happy Spring Festival, good health and all your wishes come true!
42. A little earlier, a little later, many blessings, just accept it; It is not a problem to be far and near, and there is no distance in my heart; A little longer, a little less, a lot of thoughts; The holiday is very good, I want to catch up early: Happy Spring Festival, baby!
43. Qianshan, I miss you during the holidays. No matter where you are, I will send you my heartfelt Spring Festival wishes! Happy new year!
44. The scenery in the new year is beautiful, the flowers in the new year are brilliant, the fire is flourishing in the new year, the wine is fragrant in the new spring, the fish stays in the new year, and people celebrate the new year. I write and send a new year letter in the new year: happiness is looking for you in the new year, happiness is haunting you in the new year, good luck is chasing you in the new year, and I am willing to hold you in the new year! Wish you a happy Spring Festival!
45. I invited Jesus to drink, and I got him drunk with all my money. Then I stole his mobile phone and sent an order to Cupid: Happy life, sweet love, successful career and Happy New Year to those who received this message!
46. When the old year leaves, all the unhappiness disappears at the same time; When we welcome the Spring Festival, we also welcome new hope. I wish you a happy new year.
47. The New Year has arrived. Are you busy? Don't be tired of entertaining guests, don't gobble up, don't mix white beer, don't forget to take care of the children, and finally my thoughts will always accompany me.
48. Spring Festival couplets are fluttering, fireworks are curling, firecrackers are set off in Qi Fei, and the house is full of excitement. Good luck is around you, running happily with you. Pockets are bulging, there are few troubles, and I laugh happily every day when I draw a lottery. Happy spring festival!
49. The sheep cheered and wintersweet laughed heartily. Xue Yingchun, happiness surrounds you. In the Year of the Monkey, I wish you all the best. The sunshine is warm and the mood is infinite. My career is better than before, and my face is always charming. With a high happiness index, love never grows old. Happy Year of the Monkey!
50. Fireworks are blooming with happy flowers, firecrackers are singing the happy songs of the Year of the Monkey, candlelight is swaying auspicious flames, wine is intoxicating, and silver sheep is knocking on Geely's door. The Year of the Monkey is coming. I hope my friends can open their doors in Jina and make a fortune! Congratulations on your promotion.
5 1. Red plum blossoms welcome the Year of the Monkey, which is auspicious. Prosperity and joy, the Spring Festival is full of excitement. Everyone laughs, and blessings convey joy. Firecrackers are ringing, gongs and drums are loud, and I wish you a rich and happy life!
52. The sheep cried happily and went to report happily; The sheep barked so heartily that all their bad luck ran away; The sheep cried with their heads held high, making their hearts blossom; The happiness of sheep needs good luck. The Year of the Monkey has arrived. May you live a happy life.
53. Smile happily, extend a warm hand and say sincere wishes: The Year of the Monkey is here, and I wish you a smooth career; Good health, no disease and no pain; Happy life and good luck!
54. Silver sheep knocks on your door and opens the door to welcome Ruixiang. At this time, the "sheep" wealth rolled into the threshold. The auspicious sheep sings loudly, wishing you health and no disaster. I wish you a long life and happiness, and I wish you a prosperous career!
55. The mighty ram held his head high and strode bravely forward. Bring blessings to the world and congratulate you on opening the door and receiving the "sheep" wealth. Ji Yang licks off your melancholy and enjoys happiness, health and happiness. May you have no troubles in the Year of the Monkey and fruitful career love!
56. The Year of the Monkey is a happy year. Good health and successful career. I wish you no troubles in the Year of the Monkey, and your children and grandchildren always smile. May your grandfather and grandson play and dance happily. Happy Year of the Monkey!
57. Laugh when the Year of the Monkey comes and have a good year. Good health, carefree, great things. There are many descendants, and the Year of the Monkey is very lively. I wish you a long life and a happy family in the Year of the Monkey.
58. Fuyang expects to send blessings first. Pulse sheep hoof has a bright future; Lamb head, longevity; Shake your horn, good color; Swing a sheep's tail and be happy forever; Open a sheep's mouth and live a long and healthy life. I wish you all the best in the Year of the Monkey.
59. The new year has brought a new atmosphere. May your health be like a tumbler, your career soar like a kite, your love be as sweet as the spring breeze, and your wealth be as strong as the flood in the Year of the Monkey!
60. The days are getting longer and longer, and people live longer and longer, and the spring is full of kung fu! Sugar-coated haws are delicious, and wearing bamboo sticks symbolizes happiness and reunion! Did you see my blessing? Happy new year!
6 1. Sunrise+sunset = morning and evening, moon+stars = infinite thoughts, wind flowers+snowy moon = tenderness, meteor+heart words = blessings, I wish you a happy New Year!
62. The day of gathering is just to brew a cup of strong wine and make a flowing acacia. Staring at your charming face in the firecrackers of the New Year, I just want to say: I love you for ten thousand years!
63. The Spring Festival travel rush Summit has begun. My auspicious train has started, and now it has been galloping to you along the track of happiness with lightning speed and great momentum. I want to give you my blessing! Wish you a happy Spring Festival!
When the end of the year is approaching, good luck will come from the East. When you come, you will reaffirm Kun Peng's ambition, cherish your time and diligence, and show your infinite elegance. I wish you a happy New Year!
65. Life is never satisfactory, so why care too much? Send a text message to bless you. After the Spring Festival, it is spring. Flowers are amazing all year round, happiness is unparalleled, health is satisfactory, and you can enjoy your trip!
I wish you a happy year after year. The grass is green and the water is sweet. I wish you money every day. The mountains are high and the sea is deep. Wish you all the best. The moon is round and the stars are bright. I wish you peace every second! Happy spring festival!
67. May you: embrace peace, health, happiness, happiness, warmth, sweetness, luck and auspiciousness, enter the new year and spend every day happily!
68. From the Spring Festival to the Spring Festival, much has been accomplished. Don't be proud of your failure. Do not die. Try to fire. Good luck will fall from the sky and share everyone's happiness. Good luck every day, good luck every day! Wish you a happy Spring Festival!
69. Congratulations on the Spring Festival and send a text message to bless you; A successful career belongs to you, a happy smile surrounds you, and health and longevity accompany you. I also want to inform you that the God of Wealth will also visit you! Happy spring festival!
70. firecrackers sounded in spring, and magpies crowed in the spring breeze. People cheer for the Spring Festival, and the fragrance of wine makes spring night. Family reunion, laughter and happy life. I wish you a long and healthy life, and a toast to Chen Chong. Happy spring festival!
7 1. Gospel of the Lord Jesus: Be kind to the person who sent you this message, often invite him to dinner, invite him to play, buy him gifts, and spend bad money on him to atone. Jesus loves you! Amen! Merry Christmas! Happy new year!
72. The Chinese New Year is coming, and there are many things; It's time to buy tickets, the queue is very long; The year-end award was issued, and the shopping festival came; There is not enough money to do new year's goods; On New Year's Eve, we can only watch the Spring Festival Gala. It's also quite satisfying to be together as a family. Happy Spring Festival.
73. Work together and follow orders. As good brothers and sisters, let's share joys and sorrows. I wish you all a happy holiday and a leap in the new year. I wish you happiness and a happy life. The Spring Festival is auspicious, like a healthy life!
74. I wish you: high position, light responsibility, more money and less work, close to home, sleeping naturally every day, short salary, more bonuses, and a raise if others work overtime! Happy spring festival!
75. With the coming of the New Year, I wish you good luck, wealth, happiness, happiness, friendship and a happy New Year!
76. It is with your support and help that my work performance is so excellent. It is under your careful planning that our unit was rated as an advanced collective at the end of the year. Thank you for your leadership, and I wish you all a happy Spring Festival!
77. Weather forecast for the New Year: Around the Spring Festival, laughter and laughter swept the world, and large areas of paper money will be printed, and gold bars will be found in some areas. Your mobile phone will be full of blessings, your mood will turn from cloudy to sunny, and your sense of joy will continue to increase. This kind of weather is expected to last for a week.
78. I send text messages for two main purposes: one is to exercise fingering, and the other is to contact feelings. I am very responsible to tell you that it's New Year's Eve today, and it's almost the Spring Festival. I'd like to send you a technical word: Happy Spring Festival!
79. Footprints in the snow are full of happiness, swaying red candles are full of romance, exquisite wine glasses are full of fragrance, and red couplets are full of sincere wishes. There are profound blessings in colorful fireworks. Wish you a happy Spring Festival!
80. The New Year is coming, and everyone is laughing. Vientiane is renewed, and good luck has arrived. Wealth is arranged in rows and happiness is coming. May friends be happy and life shine. I wish you a happy and auspicious Year of the Sheep.
8 1. The flying horse looked up and shouted, waving and smiling for good luck. Flying horses chase hooves, and happiness follows. Flying horse galloping, now is a dream. The flying horse has arrived. I hope you like Tao Tao. I wish all the best in the Year of the Sheep and sweet love.
82. Happy New Year is coming, and New Year wishes are indispensable. Take my heart and send my "word" wishes. I wish: early success, immediate success, successful family business and charming smile! If you get what you want, everything will be fine!
83. Red lanterns are hung high, auspicious Ran Ran rises, fragrant jiaozi is wrapped in happiness, and sincere wishes reach Ankang. The Spring Festival is coming. I wish you both happiness, family happiness and Happy Spring Festival!
84. Say hello when the Spring Festival comes! I wish you registration, rich financial resources, developed career, all the best and good luck every day. May you be happy and wonderful, forward eight people and create miracles! Happy spring festival!
85. Most Naughty Award: I wish you the fastest running in the Year of the Monkey and never lose your hoof!
86. Sunny, rainy and cloudy days, I wish you a happy day; Family, friendship and love, I wish you a good mood every day; Love really cares, just wish you every day; Sincere affection, I wish you all the best-happy Spring Festival!
87. We don't accept gifts this Spring Festival, but send text messages when giving gifts. Affordable and thoughtful, no one refused, and sent a blessing to show sincerity. You say a word to me, and there is a new breath everywhere. If you thank me, you will return the gift. I don't like gold-printed bills, but I don't refuse text messages! Spring Festival gifts, blessing information!
88. The Year of the Monkey is coming. The breeze that wishes good luck in advance will always blow you, and the raindrops of happiness will rain on you all year round. The wishful moon shines on you every month, and the healthy sunshine warms you every day. I wish you happiness every day!
89. As time goes by, many people and things are gradually forgotten, but you, in my heart forever, have made my world different. I wish you a different New Year.
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