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One sentence reminds me of the days in the driving school. I learned to drive and posted it on WeChat Moments. It’s a classic and funny story.
1. When I got to the red light in Section 3, I still wanted to drive forward. The instructor asked me if the law has no binding force on me.
2. Is the steering wheel your partner? The steering wheel is so tight.
3. Change lanes to the right and turn on the left turn signal. The instructor said to me: "What are you doing, confusing the enemies behind you?"
4. The instructor said that after you finish studying for your driver's license, you can sign up for a class and learn to fly a plane. You can only go to the sky so quickly
5. Are the brakes hot? Don’t step on it yet!
6. When buying a car, remember to tell people not to install a horn for you, because you will just have to yell anyway
7. "You must wear a helmet when driving in the future." "Why? ?" "I'm afraid someone will get out of the car and hit you."
8. "Sorry, coach, I stopped wrong again." "No way, the road is wrong."
9. I was so nervous when I took the second subject test that I checked in on the side.
10. Did you see the person in front of you? Hit him to death. That's not good. It's not good. Why don't you put on the fucking brakes? !
11. The red light doesn’t turn on, and the green light doesn’t turn on either. Why isn’t there a color you like?
12. I’ll tie a piece of meat to the front of the car. Dogs can drive better than you
13. Turn the steering wheel in that direction, come back, come back, come back, come back!
14. Coach: Kill the steering wheel. Me: Kill who?
15. Do you want to launch me by slamming on the brakes?
16. Find another one. I can’t teach you
17. Turn the steering wheel to death and step on the clutch until death
18. Coach: Come on Student: Okay, thank you, coach Coach: I’m telling you to step on the accelerator and come on!
19. I don’t blame you for the poor performance, it’s our coach’s lack of success.
20. You made my Volkswagen sound like a sports car!
21. The slope was too tight and I turned the steering wheel left and right. The coach said: Are you here to sift chaff or to drive?
22. Report to the instructor that everything is ready and request to take off
23. You can’t turn the steering wheel well, what are your hands meant for?
24. Why are you grabbing the steering wheel so hard? Do you want to pull it off and take it home?
25. I just got my driver’s license today, and the instructor said to me seriously: If you can, try not to drive in the future
26. If you like this steering wheel, you can take it with you later. Come on
27. I used to think that I didn’t distinguish between east, west, east and west until I learned that there is no distinction between left and right
28. In Section 3, the green light started slowly. The instructor said, What’s wrong? Choose Can't find a color you like?
29. If you open the exam like this, you will only be deducted a hundred points.
30. My coach said that if you get the certificate and go on the road and tell him, he will not go out. Let’s talk about classic sayings in the circle of friends
1. The world is too big and life is too short. Who knows how long it will take to change from grass to tree in reincarnation before it is possible to return to this world again? One lap. Worrying about losses, looking forward and backward, and complaining without any reason are all because you study too little, are not busy enough, and live a life that is not exciting enough. If you choose a distant place, you will only care about the wind and rain. Tell yourself how much time you have. Discuss it well with yourself and then endure hardship regardless of the cost. Suffering is your food.
2. I don’t know where to start. We are used to blaming reality for all the failures. In fact, what does this have to do with reality? In the final analysis, all breakups and separations are just insufficient love or deep enough love. Therefore, when frustration, poverty and distance strike, the hands held by two people break up. In fact, what we need most is someone who can firmly believe in the future with us, rather than someone who always uses reality as an excuse to push us away.
3. The more you grow up, the more lonely you become, not because you grow up, but because your friends grow up and find that people like you are not worth dating.
4. When a person has hatred in his heart, he himself is the first victim.
5. Love can make you not lonely but it cannot make you not lonely. Even your closest love and your most caring lover cannot and should not replace yourself. Many times we need to have an inner dialogue with ourselves and not impose this responsibility on our loved ones. As independent people, we should be responsible and capable of taking care of our own lives and emotions.
6. If your best friend says bad things about her boyfriend in front of you, don’t agree easily. Otherwise, after they reconcile the next day, your best friend will think that you were the one who said bad things about her boyfriend yesterday.
7. The root of our pain is often that we overestimate our status in the hearts of others. If there is a gap, pain will abound.
8. Don’t confuse my personality and attitude. My personality comes from who I am and my attitude comes from who you are.
9. At that time, we all liked to use "finally" when we talked, as if we were finally on vacation, finally graduated, finally left here, and finally celebrated the New Year, as if any farewell was like a relief. In the end we discover that those self-righteous reliefs are what people miss. Nothing will wait for you, just like all the endings and parting ways, the regret in the end is not the separation but the failure to say goodbye properly. Lu Sihao
10. The final outcome of people is the same. It’s just that you think of yourself in a complicated way. As the saying goes: Never take yourself seriously. A person who deceives you once will never give up the opportunity to deceive you a second time. Don’t have any illusions about liars. Improving one's own status by belittling others will only expose one's own ignorance.
11. I am willing to go through fire and water to achieve what you want; if you don’t want it, I will sacrifice everything to stop it.
12. Growth is not gained along the way but lost along the way.
13. A beauty is like a tiny particle of dust in the world. After all, we are still a drop in the ocean.
14. Youth is a state of mind. If you can choose, no one wants it to pass away. If I could go back in time, what would I say to myself then? I guess say nothing. In this way, youth has suspense and youth is interesting.
15. Many beautiful things are waiting, not snatched, and waiting requires patience. When we lose our patience, we also miss happiness. But those who are patient often have the last laugh. So don’t worry, good things will come later!
16. In fact, I have always understood that it is not easy to be with one person all the time.
17. Sometimes you don’t even know what despair is if you don’t work hard.
18. Emotions that are too impetuous can withstand the fleeting years until death, but cannot survive an ordinary and silent life.
19. Deep love is no match for shallow relationship, and city is no match for psoriasis.
20. There will always be someone to accompany you to swallow the bitter pill and taste the sweet dream again.
21. People will never be satisfied. When you have nothing, you want something; after you have something, you want more; after you have everything, you want to be as happy as when you had nothing. But there is really nothing you can do on this road.
22. Why is secret love so good? Because secret love never fails, your smile makes me happy for many days. I remember your words for many years.
23. It is said that everyone needs a mirror so that he can often look at himself and know what he is. But people who know themselves don’t need to look in the mirror at all; it’s useless to look in the mirror for things that don’t know themselves.
Twenty-four, watch the flowers bloom and wait for the flowers to fall, knowing that they are as clean as before.
25. I like you and I want to be with you. I will speak loudly and boldly to the world.
26. Many times the truth is hidden in jokes. It's just that the speaker means it and the listener doesn't.
27. A person who is hot and cold to you is just using you to fill his loneliness. No matter how sweet the words of love said by someone who disappears for several days, don't believe it. We all understand the truth in relationships, but we don’t dare to face it. Always willfully helping others find excuses to deceive themselves. Maybe when you get tired one day, you won't be obsessed with it anymore.
28. Be optimistic, prepare for the worst, and accept all realities.
29. If you don’t like your current job, either resign or keep silent. Freshmen are often high-minded, low-handed, arrogant, unable to do big things and unwilling to do small things. Don't make a habit of being picky. Don’t worry about holding an umbrella on rainy days. If you don’t bring an umbrella, you are afraid of being caught in the rain and showing dissatisfaction everywhere. Remember, if you don’t do it, you have to do it well.
Thirty, find a good-looking person to accompany you. Only at the end of time will there be a long flow of water.
Thirty-one. I’m very, very good to you. You don’t need you. It doesn’t matter. You don’t care. You don’t cherish me. When one day you are hurt and think of me, I will never be as desperate to you as I am now. You are better because I have lowered you back then. It turns out that if you put someone down, you will eventually be forced out by the other party!
32. No matter how strong love is, it cannot withstand the erosion of busyness. You are so busy that you forget to care about you. You are so busy that you are exhausted physically and mentally. You are too busy to know what to do. But love cannot wait until you are free to cherish it. 2021 Moments Talk about Classic Phrases
1. People’s temperaments are mostly innate. Some people are quiet in their bones, while some people have restlessness in their blood. It is said that the country is easy to change, but the nature is difficult to change. But acquired enlightenment is also particularly important. If a quiet person is exiled in the noisy market, he will inevitably not be moved by the glitz. And leaving an impetuous person in a temple or a forest can also lead to purification. Many people have slowly changed themselves over time, becoming familiar yet unfamiliar, strange yet familiar.
2. If we give our heart to others, we cannot take it back; if others give it to others, love will flow in the world.
3. I leave you the most beautiful smile in this life, but you will never see my tearful eyes
4. No need to linger every day, keep in touch all the time, you know he is not If you can leave, he knows that you will not change. Perhaps this is the most beautiful love!
5. The best day: today; the simplest thing: making mistakes; the biggest obstacle: fear; the worst mistake: giving up on yourself; the root of all evil: selfishness; the best leisure activity: work; The heaviest frustration: discouragement; the best teacher: children; the highest priority need: communication; the happiest thing: helping others; the biggest shortcoming: bad temper.
6. He doesn’t like you. It’s useless to show up to him deliberately and beautifully. The candies you give him are not sweet. What are you doing when you send him text messages every now and then? In his eyes, they are just like harassing text messages. The nature is the same. He can't understand the little thoughts you update in your status. He will just ignore you when you cry to death. He is the background of your life, and you are just a passerby in his life. Love is not humble or arrogant, just be your normal self.
7. Learn to adapt and make your environment brighter; learn to be tolerant and make your life worry-free; learn to contribute and make your life full of sunshine. In fact, the sky is very blue, and the clouds will always disperse; in fact, the sea is not wide, and the other shore is connected to this shore; in fact, dreams are very shallow, and everything is natural; in fact, tears are also sweet, when your heart comes true. Looking at the world with emotions is a tragedy, looking at it with reason is a comedy!
8. Never overestimate your status in the hearts of others. In fact, you are nothing. There is no more than you, and no less than you.
9. I am thinking about this world. After experiencing separation, there will always be a day when we will never be separated. When we are young, we are always tortured by reality. Who will not understand when they are old? The suffering will end in the end. Be happy, people, you still have to be grateful, at least God will not give you a world of eternal sorrow. Learn to adjust, regard separation as the beginning of getting together, and your heart seems to be more open-minded; learn to change your position and observe from different perspectives. Everything around you has different rewards.
10. The journey of life is like the change of seasons, the breeze and gentle rain, the flowers blooming and withering, we are constantly facing each other, the edges are deep and the edges are shallow, the edges are gathering and the edges are falling apart, we are constantly experiencing it. Maybe life itself is suffering from constant dislocation, always trying to retain something, but later we find that not much belongs to us. It took me a long time to gradually understand that those gentle and shallow people who walked through life are changing with time and are slowly moving away.
11. Sometimes, I like listening to songs not because the singing is good, but because the lyrics are written like myself. Sometimes, it's not that others take you too lightly, but that you take others too seriously. Memories are a wonderful thing. They live in the past and exist in the present, but they can affect the future.
12. How many times do you have to meet to understand a person? It takes a lot of turmoil to see clearly a person's heart. You can't afford to fall in love if you fall in love too early, you can't afford to wait if you meet each other too late, you can't afford to be hurt if you have too little fate, and you can't afford to love if you have too many peach blossoms. True love doesn't arrive early or late, or more or less, it's you, it's you.
13. I didn’t know the feeling of parting was so desolate, and I didn’t know it was necessary to be so strong to say goodbye.
14. Don’t dare to devote yourself wholeheartedly when you are in love. You are afraid that if you lose your lover, you will lose the whole world. But you have to know that it is unfair to your partner to have such thoughts, because no one in the world falls in love just to break up.
15. Marriage is rebirth, divorce is the end. You need blessings when you are reborn, but you don’t need to look back when you are over.
16. From now on, our lives will be filled with books, love, sunshine, and music. On every sunny day, you and I sit next to each other, each looking at the book in our hands. When you are tired, you put down your book and chat all over the world, or recite the verses you just read, or go shopping hand in hand. When you come home, you have fresh fruits and vegetables in your hands. When the lanterns first come on, we taste the food of the world together. taste.
17. Sometimes, just inadvertently, I receive so much sunshine and warmth, as if there is suddenly an undercurrent in my heart, and many unspeakable touches come out. In fact, no matter where you are, no matter where you are, some people are thinking of you, remember your words, remember what you said, and remember those lingering sentences.
18. I have left you the most beautiful smile in this life, but you will never see my tears. I can't bear to throw away your remaining warmth in this life, but I forgot that the scar will keep me in pain. The indescribable sadness was enough to overwhelm me. But the irresistible temptation of sadness has deeply determined that it is nothing but stubbornness. Acting love like torture, is it the years or the temptation you set for me.
19. If you meet the right person at the right time, you are destined to meet a spring blossoming. Such an encounter requires no labels, is filled with the most suitable temperature, and blooms white lotuses in each other's hearts. No matter when and where they are, they can always be in tune with each other, and their tacit understanding is like the harmony of the piano and the harp. Such an encounter is like a poem falling from the sky into the mortal world. It is extremely graceful, like dancing notes, lightly forming a piece of music, soloing a complete movement of life.
20. Waking up every dawn is a farewell to yesterday and a surprise for myself. Because I have spent a long night, I am glad that I am still alive. Although I am humble, I will continue to do so. It is a difficult journey in the long river of life, but after all, it is a living life. You can truly feel everything in the world, including friendship, family, and love, and you will be truly compatible with everything in the world.
21. No matter how many things you have outside your body, it is just a robe. Take off your naked body and be alone. The excitement is just a sound and will not leave any trace. Is happiness coming from your heart? Clean, clear, cool. These cool words originally let us understand that it is not a bad idea to be a little cooler for anything that is too lively.
22. I never take the initiative to chat with you for no reason, nor do I refuse to reply to your messages for no reason. Whether you like or dislike someone is very obvious to others.
23. Don’t say sorry to me. Sorry can only bring you peace of mind, not my relief.
24. The quality of life can be understood as a kind of order of the heart. In life in the wind and rain, you must save your own mentality, complete the transition from impetuous to gentle, and resolve the sadness in life. Improve the atmosphere of your heart, be gentle, understand life, treat pain, let go of those entanglements, no matter how sad you are, you won’t slap a cactus in the face, a good quality of life requires a high-quality mentality.
Twenty-five, life is between half dream and half awake. Walking on the road is nothing more than autumn leaves falling to the ground, in the process of drifting. I thought a lot at first, but slowly I became calm. Some things are like water in the palm of your hand. No matter you hold it tightly or hold it with your heart, it will eventually flow away drop by drop from your fingers. Mixed thoughts while walking. Let’s talk about a classic sentence
1. What is a black hole? In fact, for you, some people are like black holes, indifferent to whatever you do, swallowing up all your happiness and joy. No matter how much energy you produce, it will be silent to him. Even if you burn up and turn into light, you can't get through it. Live your life and stay away from the black hole people.
2. Zhao Ye replied with a short email, which was written in the style of Qiao Ran. He said: Once upon a time, it was difficult to change the sea. Qiao Ran's reply was equally short, written in Zhao Ye's style, saying: You bastards.
3. Fragmented memories, looking forward to the long journey of time to piece them together. Like broken glass, but independent and complete!
4. Don’t be afraid. No matter what kind of setbacks or sadness you encounter, don't be afraid. That's right, Lu Qi said, the people you love most will leave, and the career you have devoted your efforts to will collapse. For many things and people, the more you value them, the more they will give you a severe blow. But don't be afraid. Life is like metabolism again and again. When the old people leave you, there will be new people to protect you. Sometimes parting is a rebirth.
5. Not every effort will be rewarded, but efforts must be made for every harvest. This is an unfair and irreversible proposition.
6. You will see the whole process of the world changing from clear to blurry, and your heart will become clear and clear the moment your tears fall.
7. Some people are missed and can never go back to the past; some people can never be together even if they meet. This is an unforgettable pain!
8. As we travel through the years, everyone has their own story. Only when we are indifferent can our mood be beautiful, and when we are optimistic can our mood be bright. When you are tired, take a rest and dance with the breeze. When you are tired, be quiet and gaze at the flowers and plants. When you are anxious, take it easy and smile with yourself.
9. Be happier while alive, because we will die for a long time.
10. Just the right pleasure appears as if it is broken.
11. Use less digital products.
12. Don’t be hard on yourself. No matter how good others are, they are still others. No matter how unbearable you are, you are still yourself, your unique self. Strive to be the best version of yourself and you will definitely be able to give yourself the biggest surprise. The price of envying others is losing yourself. You may not have what others have, and others may not have what you have. Appreciate yourself, be kind to yourself, and manage yourself well, and one day you will shine brightly. In life, you don’t seek to compare with others, but seek to surpass yourself.
Thirteen, but found that his appearance is just a passer-by arranged by God to give you an experience lesson.
14. Most proud women marry humble men, and most proud men marry humble women.
Fifteen, three days is neither long nor short. But for a relationship, it's enough to end and it's enough to begin.
16. I thought that a person’s bravery was to delete his mobile phone number, QQ number, etc. Try to keep your distance from him. Waiting for one day, get used to not missing him, get used to him not being around, get used to time eroding his figure in your memory. And now, there’s an epiphany.
Real letting go is to keep all his contact information, but no longer expect him to contact you from far and near, just an extremely ordinary person in your mobile phone book.
17. If you want to become a better version of yourself, see a bigger world, meet more wonderful people, and acquire a wider range of knowledge. You don't need too much praise from others, because you know how good you are. Inner strength is always better than outer glitz.
18. Life is about cherishing what you have and waiting patiently for what you will get.
19. If I could see my back, I think it must be very sad, because I left my happiness in front!
20. In many cases, popularity is not a resource, but a kind of reliance, an invisible force. Friends are your backing and can give you the most timely help when you are in trouble. Therefore, when dealing with interpersonal relationships, especially relationships between friends, you must not be harsh on others, let alone be petty and take advantage of them. , those who are determined to retaliate will eventually be punished.
21. At that moment, we were all happy.
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