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Be a humorous person? Laugh at yourself-it's hard to lose.

Recently, I have been fascinated by humorous jokes, and I have deliberately dug up several novels by humorous masters. I hide them at first sight, and sometimes I laugh late into the night.

I always feel that I have no talent for humor. So I also think about how to be funny.

I don't know if you also think that people have less communication and are free to party now. Many people who love reading and writing are active in the media crowd.

I have been busy, rigid and mechanical, but I have neglected the interest of life.

"Humor is not blindly absurd, neither the taste of Taoism nor the taste of clowns. It is the combination of Zhuang and harmony. Talking about society and life is naturally inexhaustible. " -Lin Yutang

The power of humor is to bring happiness to people.

This humorous dialogue shows that language communication is also very important!

Yesterday's nucleic acid test, the doctor asked without looking up: Do you have a reason to die? I was shocked, and then my thoughts surged, and my unfulfilled wishes ... My eyes were wet, and I replied firmly in Changsha dialect: I took reasons to die! The doctor quickly wrote: no travel history! (Said by a friend)

If an excellent teacher is good at communicating with students in humorous language, it will narrow the distance between them and be more conducive to the relationship between teaching and learning.

I miss the happy time, youth and sunshine on campus. I didn't like math class very much since I was a child.

"A high school math teacher walked into the classroom with a trash can full. At this time, a student saw what was inside and asked, "Teacher, how did you put the test paper in the trash can?"? "Your test scores are worse than even garbage. Of course, they are in the trash can, "the teacher replied tepidly." So he began to report the scores to his classmates again, reading the test papers one by one, and after the report, "alas! Teaching you this "genius class" is really a headache, but I have put it down. It doesn't matter whether I can do math or not. At most, I can't get into college. The teacher held back his resentment and said, OK, students, let's continue today's wonderful math class.

In fact, teachers should not only care about grades, but also pay attention to cultivating students' innovative thinking ability.

Let's talk about a history teacher who will hand out papers to his classmates after the mid-term exam. At the beginning, he summed up the class results: "Except Li Ahui got 38 points, all the other students passed." But because of a failure, the total score of the class was lowered. After the teacher finished speaking, Daniel Li Ahui stood up and reported to the teacher: "Because I had a car accident before, I had a slight concussion. So when did you ask for leave and how long did you ask for leave? When the teacher asked, Hui Lizheng replied: I had an accident when Zhang Qian was on a mission to Xicheng, and I was discharged when War of Resistance against Japanese Aggression won. After listening to his words, the whole class burst into laughter, and the teacher couldn't help laughing and said, yes, there is still some concept. I barely passed you!

Humorous teachers are deeply loved by students, leaving a deep impression on them and bringing endless fun to themselves.

Humor is a symbol of wisdom and a condiment of life. Humor can improve interpersonal relationships and attract people to you.

Lin Yutang said: "The value of wisdom lies in teaching people to laugh at themselves", that is, to laugh at themselves.

Meyer often laughs at herself: "She has poor taste in clothes and needs advice from her friends, saying that she is not good-looking because of makeup, sparse hair and eyebrows, freckles on her face and thin lips." It is because of her modesty that she has achieved her career.

Edison laughed at himself and said, "Deafness is also good, because you can't hear the messy gossip, and finally you are clean." .

Perhaps many people who don't know Edison are deaf. Therefore, when a famous otologist helped him, he refused one by one.

Although Edison was incomplete, it did not prevent him from becoming an inventor who shocked the world.

A couple often quarrel. The wife always complains that her husband is lazy and worthless, and feels very wronged. She scolded him and said, marry him. A husband is hiding upstairs and spending money on cow dung. He came down helplessly and said, wife, cow dung is coming. At this time, the wife couldn't help crying and laughing, and the husband laughed at himself, ending the endless quarrel.

A German governor of West Africa visited Salt Lake City at the invitation of the United States and gave a speech at a famous local university. In his opening speech, Governor meyers said: Dear ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry, please forgive my poor English accent. I have the same relationship with English as my wife. I love her very much, but I just can't control her. The audience suddenly felt embarrassed and applauded warmly.

Humor, if played at a critical moment, can not only resolve embarrassment, but also relax the tense and anxious atmosphere.

In fact, life is like a dream. Our life is always mixed with many ups and downs, laughter and farce, but the world is beautiful because you and I both have laughter.