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The funniest confession love letter, moved by a smile.
2. oh, my god Please send me a watermelon to those guys who forget me, don't call me, don't send me text messages, and don't miss me. I wish him enough to eat, and then walk on watermelon skin!
If there are one million people in the world who like you, then I am one of them. If there is only one person in the world who likes you, it must be me. If no one in the world likes you, it must be my death!
I hope to share a server with you, but I'm afraid you think my memory (deposit) is not enough, and I'm afraid you think my hardware (house) is not perfect enough. I know I can't be compatible with your s370 motherboard, but I still hope to cooperate with you through the adapter card. I hope we can go surfing together. If you don't mind my cat's slowness, I'll climb in front of you at a speed of1g.
The rooster and hen are husband and wife, and they are busy incubating chickens all day. There is something wrong with the chicken's brain. It doesn't eat, drink or rest. The rooster and hen are anxious, so they hide to see the chickens. Silly chicken didn't pay attention, secretly looking at his mobile phone.
6. I made a wish in front of the Buddha, hoping to become a small tree and stand by the roadside where you pass every day. I hang love and miss all over the branches, hoping that one day you will fall in love with me!
7. Another chance encounter. Your big watery eyes look at you with emotion. I tried to avoid your sight in panic, but you followed me. I know how you feel, so I ran over and shouted, Whose dog is not tied?
8. Hey, almost everyone uses a keyboard instead of a pen now. In fact, typing with a keyboard will have a strange thing. If you don't believe me, look at your keyboard. There will be a pig hand on it! Happy April Fool's Day!
9. Students take learning as their bounden duty, teachers take solving doubts as their bounden duty, workers take labor as their bounden duty, and I take loving you as my bounden duty. Loving you, loving you and protecting you for a lifetime is my greatest love mission in my life.
Talking and laughing, I suddenly cried.
After so many years and so many things, I have many feelings in my heart, but I don't know what it means. Sometimes, I laugh and suddenly cry. Sometimes, I cry and cry, and suddenly I laugh.
1. You may forget the people you laughed with. But the people you cry with. You will never forget it.
The day when you feel the worst is probably one of the few perfect days in your life. You don't like everything and hate everything about yourself. Just because you demand progress and perfection, you can't stand living in this world. At least every day, you are a being who tends to leave this world. One day, you feel at ease, you have no strength and some seemingly unrealistic wishes. Lying in bed, watching the sun flow and not feeling the throb of the years is the worst thing.
3. Ideal is the guiding light. Without ideals, there is no firm direction; No direction, no life.
Before I do it, I must make full preparations. Doing business and handling things has always been like this. For example, the observatory says the weather is fine, but I often ask myself, what will I do if a typhoon is announced in five minutes? I should keep this mental preparation when doing business in Hong Kong.
5, the world out of my generation, into the rivers and lakes, drunk all his life.
6. Taishan does not refuse fine soil, so it can become high; Rivers and seas do not choose small streams, so they can be deep.
7. Throughout the ages, there have been people who have worked hard, people who have worked hard, people who have pleaded for the people, and people who have sacrificed their lives for the law.
8. People can control our destiny. If we are controlled by others, the fault is not fate, but ourselves.
9. The backbone is the lightning rod of your life. If you want lightning protection, straighten your back.
10. Friendship is a selfless communication between two equals; Love is a humble communication between tyrants and slaves.
1 1, no fixed rules are eternal rules, nature is changeable, and the world is changing rapidly. Only by not sticking to the past can we live better.
12, rain, it will naturally rain when it should, and it will naturally stop when it should stop. So is your heart, no matter what the wind is. You don't have to do anything to feel anything.
13, making mistakes is the best way to learn. The so-called learning is the same. If we can look at our mistakes from another angle, it may not be a good thing. Because we can learn from our mistakes and push us forward.
14, you may not succeed if you face it bravely, but you will not succeed if you don't face it.
15, never forget to say thank you. Learn to be grateful.
I smiled when I looked at it, and I cried when I smiled.
1. Even if you are lonely, you can't cry alone. Wherever you go, you should stand proudly. .
2. I hate others hurting me, and I hate myself hurting others.
3, must be happy, must be happy, so as not to waste my embarrassing exit.
4. [Insight into the world and feeling lonely in the city]
When you are sad, you and I are just separated by a wall.
6. [Maybe I think too much, maybe you don't think it's worth it]
7. There must be a big air leak between your teeth. Otherwise, every answer will make people feel uncomfortable.
8. I smiled when I looked at it, and I cried when I smiled.
9. You are blind and hit my heart. Yes, I'm blind. Why else would I have a crush on you?
10, how lonely our life would be without love.
1 1, lamenting that youth is too fast because there is no turning back. I hate being born at the wrong time, because I don't want to admit that I have never really tried.
12. Even the most beautiful flowers will wither. No matter how strong the love is, it will lose time.
13, I don't know if times have changed and I will be willing now.
14, I am willing to wait for you for a thousand years, just to look back and smile.
15, a three-year dream, a polished reality, no one knows who it is.
16, I'm out of reach, where is the person who can accompany me all my life?
17, there is no cold person in the world, but it is not you who is warm.
18, in the journey of life, there is always a time when you need to walk and carry yourself.
19, I sometimes play dumb and tell the truth in a perfunctory way.
20. I prefer this simple and pure love run to those high-profile and grandiose promises.
Funny falling in love in a circle of friends, laughing and crying. ...
Love in a bad mood, no matter how sweet, is bound to be accompanied by regret. Love can bring you double happiness and double pain. Welcome to read the love signature in a bad mood.
The best love is bound to have regrets? People often say that disability is a kind of beauty, and love seems to perfectly verify this theory. People always miss what they have lost or never got, and so does love. Disappointment, sometimes, is a kind of happiness I will be disappointed because I have expectations. Regret is also a kind of happiness Because there are things you regret. Pursuing love, and then finding love, has always been a thousand times.
1, perfect, not necessarily the most beautiful, the most beautiful, often only regret.
There are irreversible things in the world, and the passage of time is irreversible.
3. It is a pity to hate puppy love or late love, which can only be missed.
4. Let go of the agreement and say that you will no longer stay for each other, but you can remember whether to go or not.
Love is like riding a merry-go-round. Although it is always behind your lover, it is separated by an eternal distance.
6. If love is always regarded as a number at the crossroads, then I will always be a lost postman.
7. Leave bravely, just like a kite, flying to the scorching blue sky.
8. Some things are only worth remembering; Some people can only be passers-by
9. Love is always imagined to be better than reality, and so is meeting and saying goodbye.
10, we thought love was very deep, and the years to come will let you know that it is only very shallow.
1 1, the best love is bound to have regrets.
12, there are so many places around, and some people have to leave if they want to come in.
13, turn around and leave with one, and forget with a lifetime.
14, I think love can fill the regret of life. However, it is love that creates more regrets.
15, memory is just an outdated beauty, and expectation is just a fake happiness.
16, looking back today, isn't it a comedy? When feelings are exhausted, it has a new realm, and all sadness is just history.
17, getting is a kind of happiness, and giving is also a kind of happiness.
18, time will let you know about love, time can prove love, and it can also overthrow love.
19, I believe that love can change a person, which is the benefit of youth and the sorrow of youth.
20. The deepest and heaviest love must grow with time.
2 1, at the crossroads, we go our separate ways, you go my tears and I go your hate.
22. Everyone is singular and comes and goes.
23. When you have to make a commitment for a love, it is actually over; When you have to make a commitment to marriage, everything is just beginning.
24. Love is a kind of cruelty. Only on the balance of your heart can you measure whether you have love in the other person's heart.
25. Love can never be a balance. If you want to be happy in love, you must be willing to be sad.
26. If you can choose, don't end a love with hate.
27. When a relationship doesn't belong to you, it has no value at all. You don't have to think it's a loss.
28. Love is the sand in the sea. Only by caring for it with your heart, moistening it with tears and painstaking efforts, and letting it indulge in your heart, can it become crystal.
29. Time will slowly precipitate, and some people will gradually blur in your heart. Learn to let go, your happiness needs to be realized by yourself.
30. The worst viruses are love and lies.
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