What are some jokes that make people laugh?

Examples of jokes that make people laugh:

1. Today, a dormitory buddy yelled: "I am not my own!" We asked why. The dormitory buddy said, "I just need a password to get into my mom's space." The question is what's my son's name. I entered my name, and the result showed that the password was wrong.

God replied: Do you have a dog at home? What's its name?

Xiao Wang bought a car with a loan. Later, because he couldn't repay the loan in time, the bank took his car away. Xiao Wang patted his thigh angrily and said, "I knew this would happen." I should have got married with a loan! " "

3. The senior sent a female student home by bike. When she got off at home, she said shyly, "Senior, can the back seat of your car only belong to me in the future?" After that, he bowed his head in shame, and the senior suddenly froze, and then smiled and said, "No problem, I'll go home and open it for you tonight."

4. Tang Priest: "We should find a shortcut to learn from the scriptures this time." Wukong: "flying is faster than riding a horse!" " "Bajie:" It's faster by rocket! Friar Sand pulled out his gun and said, "I heard this thing will be sent to the west soon ..."

My wife has just given birth to a child, and the whole family is with her in the ward. I excitedly said to my wife, "Great, it's a son." The wife said, "What, son preference?" I said, "No, I have a daughter who was abducted by some animal when she grew up. It hurts too much." My father-in-law sighed and said, "Yes, it really hurts!"

6. Change my girlfriend's phone number to mine when my classmate takes a shower. Send him a text message in bed at night "Husband, you are going to be a father". I saw that guy suddenly turn over and get out of bed. Badabada smoked a pack of cigarettes and borrowed money from the dormitory.

7. A 70-year-old rich man recently married a young girl. When a friend asked him the trick, the old man smiled and said, "I lied about my age." The friend was deeply impressed and asked, "You said you were only 50 years old?" The old man said, "No, I said I was 90 years old."

8. When I returned to my hometown in the Spring Festival this year, the whole family started the fire offensive of "When to bring an object home". I calmly threw out the killer: "My partner is not divorced." A room full of people looked at each other and were silent for a long time. They began to persuade them: "Let's break up." I immediately agreed, and the rescue was successful!

A thief was arrested by the patrol for stealing fruit and should be locked up. The thief also confidently said: Isn't it just stealing 20 Jin of mangosteen? As for locking up? The policeman said unhurriedly that once a monkey stole a peach and was locked up for 500 years.

10. I called a Didi special car yesterday and got a big BMW. The driver hung a big gold chain around his neck and chatted with me about life all the way. He said: "I am a relocated household, with five million deposits in four houses and my own business. I can be as free as I want, and no one can order me except my father. " I said, "Turn left ahead." He said, "Well ..."