Funny and humorous short message conversation

1, people have lived all their lives. Don't be too cold in winter, too hot in summer, don't pretend to be poor if you have money, and don't show off if you have no money. Smiling is better than frowning. Friends often remember, happy life!

2, the flowers are beautiful and fragrant, and the flowers are blooming. Kind words are touched by true feelings, and words are affectionate. Versatile and happy, the more the better. Come often, bless often and communicate often. Don't forget to keep in touch!

3, I am willing to become a thief, steal your true feelings, put them in a romantic heart and fight with my life. Even if there is only one bowl of porridge, I will put it in your hand. It's not enough to love you in this life! Hey! Are you moved?

4, information smiles on the face, and a happy mood is indispensable; The information should be sweet, don't be upset all the time; The information is put forward, and good luck will always follow; Information conveys friendship and wishes you happiness!

5. I wish my life is getting better and better, my age is getting smaller and smaller, and my economy will go up again. Villa diamonds and jewels, driving a BMW to show off, making money like mowing grass, I feel very good about thieves, and I am proud to have friends like you!

6, where the dust is earthly, it is inevitable to be disturbed. Please don't care about those who make you angry. Remember to cherish those who make you happy and receive blessings every day. Haha, please keep it in your heart.

7. I put happiness in the "tube", health in the "bar", sweetness in the "million", happiness is accompanied by "getting rich", and happiness is carved into "red" to make you happy every day!

8. Trouble is fired, sorrow is knocked, unhappiness is fled, failure is cancelled, success is noisy, happiness is laughed at, wishful thinking is shrouded, good luck is illuminated, blessings are around, and happiness is reported!

9. There is a tacit understanding that I will be scolded by you; There is a kind of harmony, let me sit and you stand; There is a friendship that tells me to eat meat and you drink soup; There is a blessing that texting makes you happy.

10, rest, work always hurts; Wait a minute, wait a minute, ignore people because of too much entertainment; Entertainment, leisure exercise; Time and time again, today makes you as sweet as honey.

1 1, happy action essentials: worry and sadness, kick; Good luck, seize it; Happiness is sweet, a kiss; Good luck. Give me a hug. May you be happy, more than once.

12, haha is a happy smile, hehe is a knowing smile, hee hee is a snicker, hum is a sneer, hehe is a sly smile, and roar is a skin-to-skin smile. SMS is just to make you laugh, I hope to be happy!

13, send you seven flowers: fortune is like popcorn, love is like roses, career is like morning glory, life is like flaming flowers, if you have love, you won't spend it indiscriminately. Remember to share it with me if you have unexpected gains!

14, send you a happiness number, secretly smile at the corner of your mouth, and be lucky to report immediately; The mood is quietly beautiful, and the numbers will definitely fly forward; After the blessing words are collected, you are the number one. Happiness!

15, give you a bill, and I will scream with distress; Send you a beautiful woman with limited ability; Play with you for a few days, and the object will definitely find me trouble; Send a corner of a blessing flower, and I will laugh when you are in a good mood!

16, my friend wants to talk about the field of "card". I wish you: love is as long as a heart, career blooms like plum blossoms, peace moves like a square, wealth is as thick as spades, and good luck holds the hands of kings and kings. May happiness be infinite.

17, I'm a little bored when I'm idle. I'm texting you. The mobile phone beeps, don't forget me; Smile more, be sincere, and all your troubles will be gone; Text messages convey politeness, remember to smile often.

18, I haven't heard from you for a long time. I want to die. I used to cut my pulse with potato chips, hit my head with tofu and hang myself with noodles, but I didn't die. Invited me to dinner and died.

19, God will bring great benefits to the people of Sri Lanka, so we should first shake their * * *, light up their screens, present their words, bless their hearts, please their hearts, tilt their corners of the mouth, show their smiles, and then be happy!

20. My name is a joke, and my nickname is Doby. I used to tease you with my name and I teased you with my pen name. I tease you with my screen name, and I tease you with my motto. I'm just kidding. Still watching? Just be happy.

2 1, thunderbolt, as loud as ears; Great things and small things are happy, and everything is concerned; Peace of mind, happy every day; Sunny, rainy, rainy, happy every day!

22. What is the Spring Festival? One word: tired. Two words: consumption. Three words: big party. Four words: eat the sea and sleep in the sea. Five words: SMS is flying all over the sky. Two words: Happy New Year to all of you. Seven words: firecrackers are deafening. Eight words: visiting relatives and traveling is pure hardship. Nine words: drunk, drunk, hurt the body and hurt the stomach. Ten words: return to your original post after a seven-day long vacation. Eleven words: Spring Festival is a national sports meeting. I wish you happiness.

23. My mother told her children the story of Kuafu chasing the sun. After the story was finished, the child said thoughtfully, I finally know why the teacher said that water resources are getting less and less. It turned out that Kuafu drank them all.

24, attracted by gold on holidays, fat three pounds on holidays, blind date on holidays, very annoying on holidays! Although the festival is annoying, although the festival is tacky, although the message is boring, I wish my friends happy.

25. Xiaoming is a little unhappy. He sat on the sofa complaining. "Nobody likes me, and the whole world hates me!" His younger brother was playing games and encouraged him to say, "That's not certain, Xiao Ming. Some people don't even know you. "

26. Once upon a time, there were two pigs. There is a pig who is very diligent. He gets up early and works in the fields at night, while the other pig is lazy and lives on a diligent pig. As the days passed, one day, the pig god went down the mountain and found these two little pigs. I saw the pig god growling at a diligent pig struck by lightning: "You fucking betrayed the soul of the pig!" "

27. The teacher said a thought-provoking sentence: It is more useful to say "no" when urging food than "hurry up"; It is more useful to say "look again" than "cheap" when bargaining; It is more useful to say "go away" than "don't do this" when staying-throw away what you can't stay as far as possible, and maybe you will bounce back when you hit something.

28. As the saying goes, "A year's plan lies in spring". Tell you a secret of getting rich in the new year: "seize the opportunity" regardless of the old chicken; Whether it is a ram or a ewe, "steal". Anyway, some good things worry me. Happy new year!

29. Two male colleagues are chatting. A: I'm getting married. Actually, I'm getting married, too. A: Then let's take time off together. Colleague b: ok! Colleague AB: Manager! We're getting married. The manager suddenly fell into chaos.

30. There are only two low-end cars advertised in China: Family Fun! Have a wife! There are lovely children! I like to drive my family out to play! High-end cars are always: I have a successful career! And beautiful women! There is red wine! There is a contract to sign! I like to drive out alone and pretend to be B!

3 1, a boy sent a message to his girlfriend one day: "Your hairstyle is different today." The girlfriend said, "Oh, I burned it." After a while, he replied, "Ah! Is it serious? ! "

32. Why do weekends feel short? Because there was no morning on the weekend, I went to bed as soon as I slept. Why does the working day feel so long? Because besides morning, afternoon and morning, I have to cook and catch the bus.

33. Ten headaches 1 Being unemployed; 2 lovers, no love; 3 Weibo, no fans; 4. Have a residence, no housing; 5 have a passbook, no deposit; 6 have a business card, not famous; 7 overtime, no salary increase; 8 have a career, no career; 9 entertainment, no happiness; 10 has friends, but no close friends. Have you had a headache recently? I wish you a good mood every day, hahaha!

34. Sometimes, we are like fish in a fish tank. We want to talk a lot, and when we open our mouths, it becomes a series of ellipsis ... but I still want to remind you-get more sunshine if you have nothing to do, and be careful not to degenerate into a hairy man.

35. Women are cats in their fifties, sheep in their forties, deer in their twenties, dogs in their twenties, wolves in their thirties, tigers in their forties, pigs in their fifties, immortals in their sixties and doves in their seventies. Sister, you are neither a Buddha nor a fairy. What kind of animal are you?

36, love to say your sister, are small and fresh. Love to say * * *, mostly grumpy but cheerful and unpretentious. Love to say hehe, brush my blog every day and pretend to be mysterious. People who love to say oh are happy to live in their own world. Love said * * *, is clearly want to burn the opposite sex. Most people who love to talk about Nima are a Korean rice who loves me. Love to say haha, generally lively and lovely with a lady's heart, but it can't change the temperament of a real man.

37. Complex things should be done simply, simple things should be done seriously, and serious things should be done repeatedly. Do the repetitive things creatively, and remember the past happiness. Future happiness is being planned, but happiness can only be felt now. Life is an adventure, if you feel it with your heart, you will have your own surprises!

38. Blindly forbearance means losing principle; Blindly forbearing means no personality; Blindly forbearance means weakness; Blindly forbearing means facing the danger of advancing step by step; Blindly forbearing means that you will walk into a dead end. Friend, I have "endured" you for a long time, and I can't stand it any longer. I'll treat you to dinner next time.

39. Take a taxi and tell the driver: Follow the car in front. Master: OK, are you on a mission? We can't stick too close and be found; If the red light is too far away, we will be dumped. Me: Master, calm down. The car in front can't sit. We just put our feet together.

40. How to compliment a woman? Demons are called beauties, sharp ones are called talented women, wooden ones are called ladies, wilting ones are called gentleness, fierce ones are called straightforwardness, silly ones are called sunshine, cruel ones are called Leng Yan, earthy ones are called dignified ones, foreign ones are called temperament, strange ones are called personality, bandits are called capable ones, tender ones are called youth and beauty, old ones are called charm, waves are called stars and moonshine, cows are called proud snow Feng Ling, and leisure is called leisure.

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