A collection of classic jokes about happy moments

1. In the elevator, a girl was holding something in her hand, and a *** silk man asked: Which floor are you on?

Girl: 9th floor.

*** Silk Man: Press quickly, it will take a while!

2. One time my husband had reserved a room to wait for me. I went outside the door and wanted to tease him, so I whispered outside the door: 306, the lady you called is here, open the door!

Unexpectedly, the door next door opened, and a man came out and said to me: Come to my side when you are done!

3. Wedding, groom: In fact, after I fell in love with you, I also loved many people. . .

The audience was in an uproar, and the bride was also stunned.

Seeing this scene, the groom continued with satisfaction: Many people, including your parents, your family, and your friends. . . The audience burst into applause.

The bride paused and asked: Does it include my besties?

4. I bought a pair of trousers online, but they were too big. In order not to waste the money I spent on the trousers, I ate as hard as I could. After half a month, I finally put them on, and then I found out that the trousers were too big. I can't put my pants on anymore. . .

5. When you are a guest at a friend's house, the host invites you to dine, you drink wine and talk happily, suddenly there is a power outage, you lean a little and fart comes out, you feel something strange, you touch it with your hands, it feels moist, and you smell it and say: SHIT!

Suddenly the call came. I was so embarrassed that I spread it on the bun, swallowed it and said: "The sauce is good!"

6. I know that I have a bad temper. If you can't stand it, I hope you can reflect on yourself. Why can others? !

7. From the initial 1,000 to the millions now, I don’t want to show off, I just want to tell everyone that Happy Landlords mainly depends on luck.

8. I remember Wang Sicong said: "When I make friends, I don't care whether they have money or not. Anyway, they don't have money like me." This self-confidence is actually very similar to mine, because when I make friends, I never care about how rich he is. Poor, not as poor as me anyway.

9. It is said that a tough melon is not sweet. What a coincidence, I don't like sweets.

10. A: What humble words did you say in order to retain the other party?

B: OK, OK, change the beer, change the beer. . .

11. I came out to work hard when I was 16 years old. I went from having nothing to now being penniless and heavily in debt. But I am still me. I am a firework with a different color. I am still me. Damn it. When I think about it, I am still me. Come on fire.

12. Zhu Yuanzhang found 8 people and established the Ming Dynasty; Jesus found 12 disciples and established Christianity, one of the world’s largest religions; Jack Ma found 18 people and established the world’s largest e-commerce empire ; Confucius found 72 disciples and established Confucianism to influence the whole world! I found three people and guess what? I couldn't get out of bed for two days after drinking! ! !

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