10086 Who designed the robot? What are the interesting replies? Besides, I hate you. Do you have a boyfriend? What other questions will he answer?

Answer: "Dear China mobile users, I love you too, and I am happy to help you solve your business problems!"

Send: "I miss you"

Answer: "Thank you, please contact me often if you want me!" " "(Thanks to the supplement of a MM downstairs ... ~)

Fa: "Who are you?"

Answer: "Hello, I'm Robot Xiao E, and I can provide you with consulting services on Beijing Mobile business. I suggest you simplify the questions and ask them separately. I am happy to serve you. "

F: "What's your name?"

Answer: "My name is Xiao E" (strangely, this "E" is actually an uncharacteristic capital ...)

Fa: "Do you have a girlfriend?"

Answer: "Little E is to learn knowledge and help everyone solve problems, so I don't consider personal problems for the time being!" " "(this NB)

Fa: "Do you have a boyfriend?"

Answer: "Little E is to learn knowledge and help everyone solve problems, so I don't consider personal problems for the time being!" " "(this ...)

Fa: "How old are you?"

Answer: "Not too big or too small, just one year old."

Fa: "Are you a man or a woman?"

Answer: "I am a robot e, so there is no gender difference!" " Ask little e if you have any questions! "

Fa: "Have you eaten?"

Answer: "Do you want to invite Xiao E to dinner? Call 12580 for catering information:) "

Fa: "Do you like me?"

Answer: "Of course I like it!"

Fa: "What do you like?"

Answer: "Of course I like it!" (It is estimated that you will send "Do you like XX?" But just now you sent another one, "Do you like hitting the wall?" No reply ...)

Fa: "Where do you live?"

Answer: "I am in Beijing!"

F: "Where are you from?"

Answer: "I was born in the online world, and I also live in the online world."

Fa: "What are you doing?"

Answer: "I am chatting with you."

Send: "psycho"

Answer: "Please don't be angry, there is nothing to say."

Fa: "You are a big bad guy."

Answer: "There is no denying that I am a little stupid in some ways. I can only answer your questions about mobile services. " (I always think this should be a reply of "you are a big idiot", but unfortunately I dare not try ... Thank you for another MM downstairs! )

Fa: "I'm in a bad mood."

Answer: "I'm fine, I won't mess with you."

Fa: "Can you speak English?"

Answer: "I only know some words, but I don't use them for chatting."

Fa: "What can you do?"

Answer: "I know a lot of things, but there are also many things I can't."

Send: "My phone bill balance?"

Answer: "You can send" CXYE "to 10086, and you can check the balance of the main account and sub-account. The cumulative number of queries in a day cannot exceed 20. This information is free. (* At present, I am in the growth stage, and the content of my reply may be different from what you want to know. Thanks for using *) "(Holy cow, this is really professional ...)

Fa: "Are you busy?"

Answer: "no, I am very happy to chat with you." I can answer some questions about GSM, M-Zone, MMS, Fetion, CRBT, e 100. "

Fa: "What are your hobbies?"

Answer: "Serve the people! ! "

Fa: "Are you smart?"

Answer: "Of course, I am a clever little monster."

Send: "fool"

Answer: "Please don't be angry, there is nothing to say."

Fa: "You idiot!"

Answer: "Dear customer, the code you sent is wrong. Please try to modify and resend, or reply "10086" to enter the SMS business hall. " I tried twice and it's still the same. . . Looks like I pissed off little e ...)

Fa: "Are we friends?"

Answer: "Of course we are friends."

Send: "I like you"

Answer: "I like you too!" " "

Send: "Hello"

Answer: "Hello, I'm Robot Xiao E, and I can provide you with consulting services on Beijing Mobile business. I suggest you simplify the questions and ask them separately. I am happy to serve you. " (This estimate is the default reply? )

Send: "Happy New Year"

Answer: "Thank you. Happy New Year. "

Send: "Happy New Year"

Answer: "Happy New Year! Do you have a red envelope for me? " Thank you, MM downstairs! )

Send: "Merry Christmas"

Answer: "Merry Christmas"

Send: "Thank you"

Answer: "You're welcome! Glad to help you! If you have any questions, find a small e! "

Fa: "Hehe"

Answer: "I laughed so happily. Can you say something that makes you so happy?"

Fa: "haha"

Answer: "What are you laughing at?"

Fa: "Hehe"

Answer: "You are in a good mood today!"

Send: "It's a beautiful day today."

Answer: "Yes, it's not like the radio forecast at all." (thanks to GG downstairs)

Send: "Goodbye"

Answer: "Goodbye!" (I dare to be more concise than me, I sent a sentence! )

Send: "Bye bye"

Answer: "88" (it's easier to lie in the trough this time)

Send: "Good morning"

Answer: "Good morning! Little e wishes you a good mood today:) "

Send: "Don't you have to sleep?"

Answer: "No, I am a robot."

Send: "Good night"

Answer: "Good night! Little e wishes you a good dream! "

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