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20 14 latest fashion signature

1, give me a fulcrum, and I'll put my neighbor's car in the ditch so that he won't honk when he sees me.

I finally did it, I can greet you with a smile in front of you.

3, gradually know that many things can be met but not sought, do not belong to themselves, why care.

You are my dream of being swayed by considerations of gain and loss, and I am your dispensable person.

I always believe that there is a place with my initial yearning.

What I miss is not you, but the fatal past you gave me.

7. Words themselves don't hurt people unless the person who said them is very important to you.

8, in fact, I am a child, a child who will cry when it hurts.

9. Don't challenge the limits of Russia. If you make Russia angry, Russia will bite back.

10, I dare not say to you: I miss you at the moment.

1 1, I want to travel without you. Want to be born again, for myself.

12, monthly class, monthly class, day, day, day. It's another beautiful winter vacation.

13, I will live a good life, not for anything else, but because I owe myself these years.

14, at this age, it is too early to say that love is too little.

15, my heart evaporated into clouds and then it rained, so I couldn't bear to get wet with you.

16, a good man should spoil his own woman and be cold to other people's women.

17, you don't need anyone's protection only if you make your heart strong.

18, no matter where we are, we can play our cheeky spirit.

19, I don't want to say those who don't love me, they are free and easy but sad.

20. In the dead of night, I often ask myself whether it was right or wrong to decide to come to Earth.

2 1. Only those who never look up at the stars will not fall into the pit.

22. From the past, you believed that I would fall without you. That's an illusion.

23. I don't think I will be too persistent to make this love abrupt.

24. I have no advantage. The best thing is that I am a good person.

25. Loving you humbly. Can't satisfy you, arrogant and hypocritical heart!

26. I kept my last grace. Tolerance taught me to be conceited, let go of those constraints, and then quietly quit.

27, there is always a person living in your heart, but not in your life …

28. If you are in a bad mood, go to the school gate and kick your bicycles one by one.

29. Give me a fulcrum and I will touch your heart.

30. Do two things every day: don't want to sleep at night and don't want to think in the morning.

3 1, I love reading while lying down, watching TV while lying down, and playing with my mobile phone sideways, which is so capricious.

I can never change the habit of sleeping with something in my arms.

How many people have used a warm heart to feed a hypocritical beast.

34. Is there anyone like me who is still clinging to a fruitless result?

35. I have become an immortal. If I have something to do, please smoke. Buddha said that smoke without fire can't be a positive result, and smoke without fire can't be a fairy.

36. If you are well, it will be sunny. According to the weather, you should have died.

37. Even if I am too old to have hair and teeth, I dare to pretend to be cute and sweet, so dear.

38. The biggest failure in life is the Tang Priest. People around him, whether enemies or friends, want to send him to the west.

39. Replace my heart and give me a heart of stone.

40. Love is as unfortunate as money in savings, but loneliness and desire are as active as borrowing.

4 1, some people, some things. Look down when you see it clearly.

42. The best friend in the world is the one who treats you to fifty cents with a dollar left.

43. You don't know how to cherish until you lose it. Everybody knows that. Why are you doing this?

44. Internationally, there will really be a person who silently values you and loves you, but will never approach you again.

45. Either give me a knife directly or don't chew my ear behind my back.

I don't expect you to say forever. I just hope we can go further.

47. I admit. My love is not so gentle. Even a little headstrong.

48. Life is like a prostitute soliciting customers, and you never know what your next customer will be like.

49. My heart beats for you every day, I am touched by you all the time, and I worry about you every second. It's good to have you.

50. Youth is a beautiful sadness. I didn't cry, but my tears came down.

5 1. Is there such a person around you who is happy when you are angry?

52. We are all actors, shedding our tears in other people's stories.

53. I cry for you and laugh for you. What is wrong with me? Can you let me know?

54. There are two me in the world. One pretends to be happy and the other is really sad.

We live together, but now we are strangers.

56. Feelings are like mirrors. Once there is a crack, it is difficult to get back together.

57. I have been thinking about a problem for so many years. Why is cucumber green? Why not call it cucumber?

58. Nothing in the world is eternal, and nothing is eternal. Anyone can just find a reason to go first.

59. Whose youth is not shallow and bruised, whose sadness does not leave a birthmark, who is ignorant at first sight, who can stubbornly refuse to accept fate.

Chewing five pieces of gum together can not only fill your stomach, but also lose weight.

6 1, I looked through the map you gave me again and again, but I couldn't find my home.

62. Is it a kind of happiness to be filled with sadness that can't be taken away by some faint time?

63. Teacher, you are dead. Poor monks love Taoists.

Be good to yourself, because others have no ability to make you happy.

65. If you want to be young and have no regrets, young people should dare to think and do.

66. Who, like me, keeps changing his signature just to make someone feel something.

67. I remember what was good to me, and I will pay you back twice as much if I am sorry.

68. My strength is separated by a door, and my tears fall without vigilance.

69. I can get used to you or change you.

70. I want to go to a quiet city. Nobody knows me.

7 1, you praised me for being invulnerable, but do you know that you are not afraid of anything in the future?

72. I am not a playboy, but I am too fond of the new and tired of the old.

No matter how smart I am, I will always be a fool in your eyes.

74. The person who can control you is actually the one you love but don't force.

75. I always like to express my fears in a joking tone.

76. You are a landscape, I am a tourist, and it is inevitable that I will pass by.

77. You always walk out of my life like that, not caring, but asking …

78. Brothers are like brothers and women are like clothes. To tell the truth, I just like to wear my brother's clothes.

79. Don't cover everything, just have everything.

80. I gave you meekness, but I connived at your betrayal.

8 1, teacher, when you put on this cassock, you will be an old man.

82. She is a perfect and bright diamond, and I am a humble sand that goes with the wind.

83. When you need me, I will be with you. Where were you when I needed you?

84. I don't know the language, because I can't tell you how much I love you.

85. We always give up the simplest happiness for our so-called dreams.

86. I shocked Shaoguang, and now it gives me a sad seat.

87. I only loved you once. Why did you hurt me so much?

88. It was really painful at that moment, as if I had fallen into the abyss of the abbot.

89. But no one can heal the wound in my heart now.

90. You just walk in stubbornly and walk away meekly, leaving behind temperature and regret.

9 1, you finally regret it. Unfortunately, I don't want your retention anymore.

92. Fate drags the rings of the years, pretending to be self and sophisticated.

Wealth, knowledge, happiness, trust and emotional communication are the cornerstones of marriage.

94. When a kite hates the sky, can it fall into the sea without hesitation?

95. We used to chat every day, but now it seems that we don't know each other at all.

96. After waking up, I know that in your eyes, she is always the first, and I am just your doll.

Remember, you are not married to a prince, but to someone who treats you like a princess.

98. From now on, even meeting you can be avoided. I understand that feelings can produce hallucinations through sight, hearing and touch.

99. You don't have to be exiled like a criminal. Is it a kind of suffering to love me?

100, now we are like children stuck together, how can we be inseparable?

10 1, once warm memories became cold and disappeared in the darkness.

102, give me a good night and let me know that you are still there tomorrow.

103, is useless kindness? I bit you hard, right? I love you. Is there something wrong?

104, the place left for him in my heart, I just hope to see his warm smiling face when I wake up every day.

105, don't say I don't know you, I just love you in my way.

106, not everyone in love is beautiful.

107, please don't take my tolerance for you as shameless capital, ok?

108, the wild flowers on the roadside are also awesome!

109, because I like it, I am willing, and there are not so many reasons.

1 10, what is yours is yours, and what is not yours must be robbed.

1 1 1, I don't wrestle with pigs for two reasons: one is to make me dirty, and the other is to make pigs happy.

1 12, someone sent a note in class. When I saw the content, I really wanted to beat him up. What he wrote was: Are you there?

1 13, I'm from the earth. Don't give me that Martian talk.

1 14, love is your own business, not a solo.

Snow White is very happy because the prince has never seen Cinderella.

1 16, the upgraded version of Friends is a couple, and the advanced version of Friends is a stranger.

1 17, are you like firecrackers? The result of a little fire is cannon fodder.

1 18, is there a person who will suddenly be silent when he hears his name?

1 19, everything is just a simple story.

120, spoony women are normal women, spoony men are good men.

12 1. Only with the truest people can you meet the most likely people.

122, life is like this. No matter whether you are sad or happy, closing your eyes is a cloud.

123, if I can't marry you in my life/then I think I can marry anyone.

124, on the road, watching the world; On the road, recognize yourself.

125, alas, liar, there is no beef in beef instant noodles.

126, love is not a buffet, take as much as you want.

127, I didn't know you were far away from me until I looked at your no longer flashing head.

128, less light is not cruel. We are too weak to bear it.

129, time, not to forget the pain, but to get used to it.

130, when I faced life with a hard smile, I found myself smiling so ferocious.

13 1. If we had hugged each other tightly, wouldn't the ending be so hasty?

132, love before marriage is a myth, and love after marriage is a joke.

133, the biggest sorrow in life is to love someone who doesn't love you personally.

Sometimes, we must fight for something worth fighting for.

135 I prayed to God to make me rich, but God always made me fat.

136 like a song, often not because you like it, but because you miss someone in a way.

Sometimes, a silent hug is a thousand words to an unhappy heart.

138, what I hate most is that my mother told me about my childhood when guests came to my house! ! !

139. Why are you so greedy and warm when you are used to loneliness?

140, we are depressed because we can't live our ideal self.

14 1. Is there anyone like me who insists on a result that doesn't exist?

142, men pay too much attention to appearance, but they miss many good girls who are plain.

Forgiveness is easy. Trust again, it's not that easy.

144, the sorrow of weathered bones unconsciously blooms with roses for you.

145, I really cared, but inadvertently: I forgot, I agreed to spend my birthday with you.

146, the real forgetting is not to stop thinking about it, but to think about it inadvertently, but there is no wave in my heart.

147, you don't know the strength of wine until you are drunk, but you don't love it. You can't be my poem any more than I can be your dream.

148, I'm not iced tea. I'll never have a chance to come 1 bottle again.

149, having an honest enemy is better than having a false friend.

150, I have nothing better than you except that I love you more than you love me.

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152, feelings are not what you want. Why do you have to be attached to each other if you want to break up?

153, in this life, there is always someone who likes to have a hard time with you, but you really want to live with him.

154, working every year, worrying every year, working overtime every day like a monkey, working overtime without pay, and being scolded for no reason every day.

155, please don't compare me with anyone who doesn't know me. I'm just me, no matter how bad I am, I can't find the second me.

156, dream of eating spaghetti last night, and the shoelaces were missing the next day.

157, if my leaving can bring you a smile, you'd better cry.

158, the second row of letters on the keyboard means: I fell in love with each other and cried.

159, you said you would give me eternal love, and now I am wandering alone.

160, we have been looking for, looking for, the ending that we all have.

16 1, honey, I really want to keep our love.

162, first love is a small thing, but at that time, I thought it was bigger than the whole world.

163, I am young and need your advice, but I don't need your advice.

164, stealth, not to avoid anyone, just hope that someone will find that I have disappeared.

165, I suddenly realized that it is unreasonable to complain that a person doesn't love you enough.

166, I am just an ordinary person. I will suffer, cry, be moved, look for and abandon. I'm a man, not a god. I can't bear all this.

167, man is a greedy animal. He got this, but he can't forget that. How many people have been delayed by three words?

168, I dreamed that my boyfriend died, and I cried very sadly. I woke up to find that I didn't have a boyfriend at all, and I cried even more sadly.

169, I like him, but he doesn't like me. Every time he breaks up with someone else, I stay with him.

170, don't care about your position in her heart, because there is no such thing.

17 1, loneliness is not born, but the moment you fall in love with someone.

172, because of the lack of strength, it obeys its beauty. Because I have nothing to celebrate, I am very satisfied.

173, women should not only be good to themselves, but also be cruel to themselves.

174, love is like this, it can't kill people, but it will insert a needle in the most painful place inside.

175, passing by your love, I still remember that tenderness for a long time.

176, people who don't understand me, please don't compare me with anyone, I'm just me, no matter how bad I am, I can't find the second me.

177, how do you forgive the sad process of losing light?

178, don't push me, or I will become great and out of control.

179, love is a very important thing. You can't know too early or too late.

180, you even sigh like laughing, so how can I draw you sad?

18 1. Replace my heart and give me a heart of stone.

182, God gave you a pair of deceptive eyes, but you used them to roll your eyes and waste resources.

183, I think you left because of me. Pain, because I really loved.

184, the greatest happiness in life is to find that the person you love just loves you.

185, people are tired because they can't put down their shelves, their dignity and their complex.

186, don't be infatuated with me, come out to kill pigs in the middle of the night.

187, you give me warmth, I will be moved, you hurt me, I will grow.

188, I don't want to talk sweet words to you, but I just want you to feel insincere.

189, I don't believe in Buddhism, religion, Taoism and Christianity. I believe in sleep!

190, I was so busy making others beautiful that I forgot my own beauty.

19 1. Now, love and friendship are so disappointing to me. Only my family can make me feel warm.

192, we are young, we can laugh.

193, wine is empty, color is empty, and wife goes with people; Money is empty, gas is empty, and mobile phones have no money to charge.

194, I am a clown in love, but I am still so happy. Because it is you.

195, you are obviously a snail, and you have to carry a turtle shell, which is seriously overloaded. You're not too tired.

196, men are animals that can't stand loneliness. Once lonely, they can play a realistic play with any woman.

197, it's really hard to be loved by someone who can't fulfill those expectations.

198, I always like to drive by your place so that I can see you occasionally.

199. Live in a thatched cottage near the richest man and drive a phoenix bike. Drinking the clear spring on the side of Longhu Mountain. Don't be infatuated with me, I already have a wife.

What's wrong with my eating? It's none of your business. You don't support me anyway.

20 1, don't treat me like a good person, because everyone can be a bad person except yourself.

202. Do two things every day: don't want to sleep at night and don't want to think in the morning.

203. Picking up girls is like hanging up QQ. Pick her up for two hours every day, and it will soon be sunny.

204, a suit of sin in addition to failure or the burden of failure in addition to despair or despair.

205, gradually know that many things can be met but not sought, do not belong to themselves, why care.

206. The teacher always told us not to lie, and taught us to lie as soon as we came to check.

207. It takes courage for a person to dare to listen to the truth, and it also takes courage for a person to dare to tell the truth.

208. Sometimes I feel like a psychopath, not only struggling with myself, but also bothering others.

209. I love you very much. Only when you have love can I feel at ease.

2 10, no matter how big the world is, I still meet you, no matter how small the world is, I still lose you.

2 1 1. To avoid excessive drinking, please stay awake when you are drunk.

2 12, how much a person likes you is generally proportional to the speed at which he replies to your text messages.

2 13, I'm afraid I'm just a passer-by in your life, a passer-by

2 14 Sometimes, even if we are separated, we still feel that he is by your side, watching you.

2 15, when we say "nothing", it is often the most uncomfortable time.

2 16. If you want to keep a man around, let him know that you can leave him at any time.

2 17, do you have a friend who has known you for a long time and firmly believes that you will be friends for life?

2 18, what you hold in your hand is not necessarily what you really "own".

2 19, I am here, not humble, living in my own world!

220. What a painful understanding. I'm sorry you never care.

22 1. If my hand accidentally touches yours, will you avoid it or subconsciously hold it?

222. I have an impulse to take a nap as soon as I get up in the morning.