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Happy new year to women.

1, send gold and silver treasures as collateral in all directions. Happy New Year. A woman pees outside the window and pees on a person.

2, snowflakes rustling, happiness is shallow, life is simple. Blessings are sent at this moment, greetings are sent at this moment, the bell of the New Year is about to ring, and the celebration of New Year's Day is coming.

3, still press! Smooth career, smooth work and sweet love! Good health, good food, good teeth, good appetite, everything is happy and smooth!

4. Women are busy wearing pants. Duckweed knows how to wander, how to bear hardships, and how to wander around the world. You have one, I have one, and the Year of the Rabbit tastes good!

5, lover, you have added many beautiful memories to my memory screen, like brocade!

6. Please forward the grievance, save by default, and delete the skin thickness. Your mobile phone will have a goose feather-like blessing, and your mood will be mainly sunny. Affected by the atmosphere, laughter will sweep around you, and it is expected that the wind will continue to blow in a week!

7. The wind is pleasant, the clouds are bright and the sun is full of spots; The road is open-minded, the road is flat, and the footprints are deep and shallow.

8. I once had a sincere love before me, and I didn't cherish it. I regret it when I lose it. The East sends you a cash cow, the West sends you eternal happiness, the South sends you the road to success, and the North sends you money to Man Cang.

9. Be careful on the road! Every day, wow, haha! Happy new year! A year has passed and New Year's Day has arrived. May you: fulfill a dream and bear a basket of happiness; Round a pursuit and bear a basket of beauty; Make a wish and carry a basket. On New Year's Day, bid farewell to the old and welcome the new; I wish you: relaxed and happy, happy and beautiful, beautiful!

10, send you eggs on New Year's Day, good luck; Break the red egg, break the orange egg, break the yellow egg, break the green egg, enjoy peace, break the blue egg and break the purple egg. May you break eggs on New Year's Day and have a happy life!