Text messages to make girls happy (humorous sentences to make girls happy)

1. In this world, there are always many things that cannot be explained. For example, some people gain IQ by eating, while others gain fat by eating.

2. Young people should not always think about pie falling from the sky, but should keep their feet on the ground. Maybe they will pick up money on the ground?

3. Often when a person says: I am not bragging, he starts to brag.

4. Since I was a child, I have determined to be a wise and foolish person, but I have only succeeded in half, and even the second half.

5. I suddenly discovered that all my plans for the future have the same beginning: when I have money.

6. Do you know how disgusting you are? When your mother first felt your presence, she threw up, and she kept throwing up for months.

7. It’s not terrible that she turns the page faster than she can turn the book. What’s terrible is that she still turns the page over and over.

8. In my mother’s eyes, the origin of all diseases is not drinking water, not eating vegetables, and not going to bed early.

9. Girls with fat hands, don’t worry, the gold rings your boyfriend will give you in the future will be bigger!

10. A few years ago, I originally planned to gain weight for fun, but this year I stepped on the scale and realized that I was having fun!

11. I have been waiting for happiness to knock on my door. After waiting for so many years, it still hasn’t come. Is my home a little remote?

12. I suddenly discovered that the teacher’s appearance affects my listening efficiency. If the teacher is ugly, I will be attracted to the mobile phone and will not be able to follow the class; if the teacher is good-looking, I will be attracted to the teacher and will not be able to follow the class!

13. Which two words added in the middle of "I'm sorry" will make people feel particularly sad? Answer: Yes three, I can’t afford it!

14. Girlfriend: Look at other people’s boyfriends! They all eat leftover food from their girlfriends! Me: You damn thing, leave it to me!

15. Mom: Look, your house is like a pig’s nest and you still haven’t tidied it up! Me: Have you ever seen a pig tidy up the house? Not all are pig farmers.

16. When I asked a married male colleague what marriage is, he said: “When I go home the night before the wedding and see that the lights are still on, I feel warm. I feel like my legs are weak even when I’m still playing.”

17. I think the current games are too unreasonable. It’s impossible to play without paying. If I had money and friends, I would still stay at home and play. Game?

18. The person I love is a rich woman. One day she will drive a Rolls-Royce Phantom to pick me up. I guessed the beginning correctly, but I didn’t guess that day would be her eightieth birthday.

19. Really rich people are very low-key. Many people with luxury cars are embarrassed to drive them to work. Just like me, I ride a bicycle every day. Who would have thought that I still have a car? What about an electric car?

20. When I see a person in the distance who is wearing exactly the same clothes as me, I can’t help but sigh in my heart: He is really a person with the same clothes but different clothes. He is wearing clothes like a fool. When he gets closer, he looks like a fool. ,Mirror!

21. The world of foodies: when you are happy, eat delicious food to celebrate; when you are sad, eat delicious food to comfort you; when you are bored, eat delicious food to entertain yourself; when you are angry, eat delicious food to relax Sometimes, let off steam by eating something delicious.

22. Not looking at your phone when you are together, and replying to messages instantly when you are not together, this is probably the true love of modern people!

23. I decided to go out for a walk. After all, it is a great loss to society that such a beautiful face is always hidden at home.

24. I understand the truth, but I still can’t help but look back when I hear others calling me beautiful.