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Husband doesn't earn money, sleeps during the day and comes home late at night. What should I do? I really can't live with him.

Struggle Miss Wang, please stay. We are very, very reluctant to part with you, but we must tell you that we must leave you, we must go to work, fall in love and struggle. This matter is so urgent that we can't wait a day. Please accept our last greetings before we leave. I'm a little confused now. I have never thought about my life value before and how to spend it. I just chase fashion and play cool, thinking I have character, but no one is as cool as you. You said you would die without saying goodbye to us. You are the greatest among us. No one is as cool as you. Your death suddenly reminded me that life is so fragile and death is so close to us. I want to go back and think, what is the most important thing in life? I want to think about how to spend my life. I still have to figure out what I want to be. I thought I knew the answers to these questions before, but as soon as you died, I felt that everything was meaningless unless you told me why you left everyone. Now I am most afraid of passing by Internet cafes, because your voice is everywhere. I heard you call my name, told me to jump up, told me to get down, told me to turn right, told me to rush forward and told me to dodge. Now, in my heart, all over the world. I smashed a plaster statue, but I didn't know it was the famous Lu Xun. That's in front of the hotel. I thought it was Kong Yiji, the hotel owner! Raising children without studying is equivalent to raising pigs. I'm too lazy to go abroad to learn the lid. Why should you go abroad to learn how to make clothes? If you ask me, a sewing machine can do whatever it wants when it comes home. 6. Fashion has no cultural significance? Yes, it is especially useful when deceiving others and yourself. 7. Didn't asakura jump? So is Donta. Now it's your turn. Jump, you jump. The water is too dirty, I won't jump! I think one must fall in love at first sight once in one's life. 9. Now the society does not recognize what attitude you live with, but depends on whether you have achieved anything. No matter how good your grades are, it's useless. As we all know, people nowadays are neither good nor bad. The important thing is to be rich and powerful. 10. It is easier to get married than to have a high-quality family. It's even harder if you are willing to fight for this family all your life. 1 1. Rights belong to the state, and conscience belongs to oneself. 12. I often walk in the rivers and lakes, and I am a little hung up without a boyfriend. Senior, little sister, I am a loner. I don't want it. Jianghu is dangerous, and it is safe to be in pairs. Jianghu is big, one boyfriend can dominate, and no boyfriend will be afraid! 13. I don't care who I want to be with; No one can stop me from getting along with the people I want to be with. 14. If I am poor all my life, will you still love me? If you work hard all your life, I will love you even if you are poor. 15. Do you want oranges? Eat, I'll peel it. If I don't eat, I'll skin you. 16. I only know that I am most satisfied when I am fooled by you. 17. Everyone can only be young once, which is the most evil place in life. 18. South: "Does our family have a yard?" Hanako: "We have a private full-time barber and shampoo and hair care products. Do you have it at home? " South: "Our mother-in-law's family has dozens of cases of private wine left. Do you? " Hanako: "We have an old SUV. We drove around and had nothing to do. Is it so romantic for your family? " Is it convenient for your family? Hanako: "We have a private enterprise in our family. We like SOHO without going out to work. Oh, when will your family catch up with such a post-modern life? " Xiangnan: "We have a whole set of unopened modern kitchen utensils, which are piled on the bed when they are useless. The young couple eat out every day. They spend a lot of money on spicy fish and meat. Do you dare to be so extravagant? " I've never seen Xiaoyun. I was really convinced by them. High flyers, a graduate of a famous university, is worse than a broken pot and a broken bowl. Compared with what, it's killing me. I followed you south. It's really eight generations in the same boat. Fight quickly, and the salted fish will turn over before blowing. To the south, I said, "Yang Xiaoyun, can you do it? You look like that salted fish. Tell me about it. The salted fish died half a year early. " 19. I don't understand why they have to teach a few words when they see young people. It's all like this. Children are born just to have a chance to give orders! ! 20. What do you mean by installment? I'm telling you now, it's just spending other people's money to realize your dreams. Be avant-garde 2 1. The person who hates alto the most. Get up, don't go if you can't afford it. Is that a car? 22. I beg you, can you stop pinching in public? 23. Who are you? I'm your husband Xiangnan, I'm your wallet, I'm your tool for comfort, and I'm always ready for your happiness! Serve Yang Xiaoyun! 24. A person may forget many good things he has done in his life, but when he is old, what he really remembers is the bad things he has done. 25. Bad things are things you can't forget. 26. The rule of shopping comes first, only goods are allowed, and no beautiful women are allowed, except me. Second, the unit price of the things I give you in the south should not exceed 100 yuan, and the unit price of the things I give in Yang Xiaoyun should not be lower than that in 500 yuan. Third, don't run away, just follow me, don't lose me in the vast sea of people. Finally, you should take the initiative to pay the bill. Do you know what it means to leave? I'm telling you, when my husband has an eye for price, as soon as I get the goods, you have to set out to pay for me. I can't waste precious saliva to rush you. 27. You are very happy to marry me, but I am ashamed to marry you! 28. Before you invited me to dinner, I invited you to sleep. Now you don't invite me to dinner or sleep with me. How can you live this life? Why didn't you tell me? 29. The two of us add up to nothing more than a book called How Steel Corroded. Don't make yourself so deep, it feels like sleeping in a hundred-year-old ancestral grave. 3 1. From now on, you will be my wife. If you want to die, talk to another man! From now on, you will be my wallet. If you want to die, try to find another woman to spend money! 32. This kind of loyal love is always based on money, and this kind of unfaithful love must have no money to make trouble. 33. When I was a child, I made mistakes. My dad never asked me to explain, but he reached out and hit me. I refused every time. Now I find that he is right. He is like this world, which never gives you a chance to explain. 34. The older generation is still a little mysterious to me. I always feel that they haven't taught me anything. Maybe it's time? That's what people do. One generation passes on what they think is most important and useful to the next generation, so that the next generation can survive. 35. Men can never tell ownership from love. 36. I thought there was a wife model in the old society. I didn't think you could evolve. You're not extinct. I'm glad you are. Looking at the gloomy faces of your patients and their families and looking at yourself in the rearview mirror, I have an indescribable pleasure. I am not sick, my parents are happy, I have a car, my daughter-in-law loves me, I earn money to support my family, I am alive, and I will be better in the future. I will do it, I will do it, I will do it. 38. I will wait for you, I will wait for you! You are not married, I will wait for you, I will wait for you when I get married, I will wait for you now, I will wait for you later, and I will wait for you forever! I wait for you, I wait for you, I wait for you! 39. Everyone is desperately trying to make money. It's the same for everyone, not for others but for yourself. 40. For life, any experience is useful. 4 1. Why do women have to find men? Why can I find a man myself? Times have changed now. There are many single women like me in this society. I made a sum of money, which was enough for me to spend. I want to make a longer-term plan for myself. Why do I have to follow men every day? Why? 42. Sometimes people fall. Take this opportunity to look back at the road they have traveled. There is no need to rush forward. Maybe when you figure it out, you will find that the things ahead are not important at all. We have everything we need. 43. Marrying him is like being kicked by a good man, let alone being banned. 44. In this era, you are still playing the feudal technique of making money and spending money. There is no chance. Now a girl with a little ability needs what you give her, but she doesn't. What do people need? A sincere and considerate person, when you help others, you also realize yourself. You always put others behind your light, which is no good, and it will fall to the trend. 45. Good medicine tastes bitter, but the cure is important. 46. man, contentment is always happy. I don't agree with your decadent outlook on life and the whole theory of pretending to fail. You are a designer and she is also a designer. You are high flyers and she is high flyers. You are handsome and beautiful. It was similar at first. Why can you get such a child a few years after graduation, but she can't afford it? She wants to run with you in life, but who knows that just after running with you, you stretched your legs and tripped over someone, and then you ran ahead and disappeared. People are trying to catch up with you, but instead of helping her, you turn around and show off how fast you run and how beautiful your posture is. What did you say you asked people to do? 48. When she has nothing to give, she will become insecure, because she thinks that she is no longer important to you. You are so powerful that she can only feel inferior and suppress, and finally leave. 49. Most people encounter a bad thing, at best, it is worse. They just grit their teeth and close their eyes. What about you? It's really different I think a long bad thing has happened to you. In the end, it is nothing more than shabby and bitter. How can I get a sour word? 50. Are you two going to play or not? Come back when your buddy is enthusiastic about you two, sprinkle salt on your buddy's wound and make friends with you two. 5 1. Goodbye, my past. Goodbye, no matter what the past is. 52. Some things that don't belong to you should be thrown away, otherwise you will be at a loss. 53. I think men are lustful only because they are less than women, and they don't have to bear any consequences at all. Only when men and women are equally likely to get pregnant will there be real equality in this world. 54. Men are sometimes like parents, doing whatever they want with you under the banner of being completely good to you. A woman, if careless and weak, loses herself. At that time, if you depend on them completely, they will be even more unscrupulous. So we women should be thorough in economy and personality, so that we can get it and realize our self-awareness. 55. You are like borrowing, wearing it is like renting it, saying that you are stupid and really need to install a wardrobe for this title. It's hard to imagine how stupid a person like you is. 56. I can only create my own opportunities. My chance is not in you, but in my own hands. You made me understand that others are their own no matter how big they are, and no matter how small they are. Please don't be sad, Lu Tao. I won't grow up until I treat you as someone else. I am not satisfied with myself now. I have to work as hard as you to grow up and be satisfied with myself. 57. This doesn't look like a husband. I think you were born like this, so I didn't spare my time to educate him. 58. If there are any handsome French guys there, arrange them for me early so that I can fly there. 59. As your expired girlfriend, I deserve to drink this expired coke. Poison me. 60. If you want to make a big breakthrough, you will have to toss and turn when you are dead. 6 1. Life is life, not imagination. What are you thinking about? Wash up and go to work like a dog! 62. If I marry you, the first thing I will do is to blow up the divorce office. What if I marry someone else? Then I will blow you up. 63. I especially hope that Yang Xiaoyun will torture you like this next time. I can't wait to see it again. I can't wait a minute. As far as Yang Xiaoyun's taste is concerned, I tell you that if you give her 30,000 yuan, she will give you100,000 yuan. But if you give her 300,000 yuan, the effect is still100,000 65. I like to do all kinds of things for you. It seems that I have been waiting to do all kinds of things for you. It wasn't my turn before, but now I'm at the bottom. 66. If you still exist in this world, then this world is meaningful to me anyway; But if you leave, even the best world is just a desert in my eyes, and I am like a lonely ghost. 67. Remember, in this world, men and women have their own division of labor. Men are mainly used to be bad for women, and women are mainly used to be good for men. I was particularly dissatisfied with this division of labor before. But now, I accept my fate. 68. First wish, 100 square meter residence, second wish, 200 square meters SOHO third wish, 300 square meters townhouse, fourth wish, 400 square meters single-family house, fifth wish, more than 500 square meters attic, sixth wish, 600 square meters manor, seventh wish, ancient castle, and so on. 69. Let me tell you a fact. Listen carefully. I was right to pay the bill, but I was wrong to leave. You are so bad, I still like you. I just like your bad eyes. You came up with all the bad ideas first, and then you and your lackeys went south. You three smiled at each other, got the message, and then started fighting. I feel very happy. I like to follow you, and I like to watch your lawless performance. I have a theater ticket. You can sit there for a while and then draw three tickets, and then we can all go to the theater together. My face is dirty, so you steal a paper towel from someone else's car to wipe my face. I envy you very much, because you are boys, and wherever you go, you will cause onlookers. It doesn't matter if you get caught. I like to see your indifference and think you are handsome. In fact, I've always wanted to be a boy and work with you, but I'm a girl, so I can only watch you from behind and try to get you. 70. I want to announce a more important news to you. You are the project manager and I am the project director. Starting from tomorrow, you will work under my supervision. You are proud of my supervision. You are shivering with fear under my harsh eyes every day, leading a miserable life, and you want to kick me out. I can't help it. This is your destiny. I quit. Get up and get me a drink. 7 1. Lu Tao, stand up. You should get rid of the pain of lovelorn love and the shadow of retirement. Go to work, fall in love, eat, drink and play billiards. You should cherish the opportunity that I never had with Nan. You should cherish them especially for us and strive for a better tomorrow. 72. If three men don't live together, the result will be a garbage dump. 73. A girl becomes a sister-in-law, puppy love becomes single, a secretary becomes a boss, and I hate tripping once, but I am still young! You like him, but he doesn't take it seriously, which is bullying you. 75. Have you ever heard that ugly people want to be movie stars without plastic surgery? 76. I am anxious, I am anxious, I am anxious. 77. Why can't I board your old ticket that has expired? 78. Xiaoling Xianer, you used to have a crow's mouth, but you don't want to move in and make progress in a few days, you know? Now you have participated in all kinds of activities that destroy other people's families and marriages, which is not simple! Not bad for you. Yang Xiaoyun and Yang Xiaoyun, what time is it? Why are you not sleepy? Is it because there are fewer and fewer cars and horses in front of her house who can't stand loneliness? Do you want to stick that little almond out of the wall because you feel itchy? I tell you, wrong, wrong, remember, you are a married woman, you have a certificate, the ironclad certificate issued by the state, you are no longer a little girl, keep it, do you hear? A good man is a good man, you are you, you are Yang Xiaoyun, and you are an adult. You should be especially careful not to get too close to a particularly dangerous relationship that explodes at first sight. You can't sneak into a place that won't collapse, or the consequences will be very unimaginable. Waiting for you in Yang Xiaoyun will be an unbearable cold reality, and endless thoughts at night will last for a long time. The 50-meter swimming pool can't hold your bitter tears, endless hopes and disappointments. Can you stand it? Yang Xiaoyun, take a look and think. Miley is your living class. Just because she fell in love with Lu Tao, what has she become now? Forget it. 80. If you don't want to spend money on nightmares, go to the south. 8 1. Since you left, those people have built a broken warehouse, which I think is used to store chicken droppings. Now they have opened an attic with the bamboo board revolution, and they have a particularly disgusting name called heartbroken utopia. It is said that people who live in it are heartbroken ... anyway, they seem to be heartbroken, but they are better than anyone else. French windows, small billiards, small blue baskets, small darts, small ones, and dogs. What kind of coffee? A group of people are locked in all day, showing off in an ostentatious manner, romantic and heartless. The business in this line, that nonsense, is happy like an asshole every day, and then bothers us with a sympathetic name. How evil they are! 82. It's normal for Miley's dog to bite me, but it's not surprising that Miley bit me herself. Since you are in this world, you can't be too polite! Where people are, we hang out there! At school, the teacher taught us that we came to this world not to take anything from this world, but to try to add luster to this world. I agreed then, and I agree now. But how can we do it? I believe they don't know this, and even if they do, they may not be able to do it. What they told us was just their dreams. Well, we listen to them and take their dreams as ours. Like them, we struggle for our dreams, but dreams are difficult. Because this dream is our life, our love, our career and our happiness. However, when we turned that abstract dream into something concrete, I found that we were too far away from that dream, especially far away. But we won't give up! We will try to do everything well! In this world, we will encounter many good things and many bad things. Before today, it was the past. Tomorrow, they will collide head-on with us. Our attitude is that no one is afraid of bad things! 84. The current social atmosphere is really bad. 85. What does it mean to turn over in salty rain? The rain, salty, finally stood up with perseverance and finally became a little giant. 86. It's fine. I think her (Yao Yao's) forearms are strong enough, and her calves are strong. Compared with Yang Xiaoyun, her figure and face are serene. What if she doesn't recover from hitting the wall? 87. I really want to call Yang Xiaoyun and ask her to come and have a look. Yang Xiaoyun is sure to get angry and let them sign up for the circus. 88. People say that men can't live without women just as fish can't live without water. However, people did not say that fish can't live without a drop of water. 89. Hanako, you are all human, but I am not. South is a white-collar worker, Lu Tao is a golden collar, and you are a small one. You are all small white-collar workers with gold collars, but who I am means the world to me. However, I am so strange to this world, and this world is also strange to me. I'm new here. From the first time they asked to see my ID card, I knew what I really needed. All I did was work hard. Xiao Hai and I met in a bar. Xiao Hai modeled for me and I became a model. Xiaohai likes rock and roll, so I became a rock and roll youth. Xiaohai didn't want me. One day, he kicked me out and I was living on the street. I found you, your gallery, and I became a shampoo girl. You opened a cake shop, and I became the proprietress of the cake shop. This is my identity, but these identities make me feel unsafe. From the day you spoke contemptuously to me in Utopia, I knew that you looked down on me and I couldn't stand it, so I was leaving you. I know that if the billiard hall closes down one day, I will still be nothing. Only the pig is good to me, so I can only go to him. He really wants to marry me. I've been thinking about this for a long time. I'm just a woman, I can't do anything, I can only rely on men. That's why I think the pig wife is my real identity. With this identity, I feel safe and can face it well. The pig gave me an account, and now I am from this city. With my ID card, I am willing to be more familiar with this city and dare to go anywhere. At this time, I feel that the world is very close. 90. We must first find a goal and strive for it. I think goal is the most important thing in our life. We must have a clear goal. That goal can make us work hard, not empty and not give up. In fact, this goal can be anything. 9 1. Are you happy? I tell you, I'm not happy at all. Do you ask me if I have confidence in the future? I tell you, I don't even know what faith is. You ask me why I drink so much wine? I'm telling you, I'm ambivalent and I'm unhappy. There is one thing that I have never understood and I am surprised. That's why I was born with it, but I can't get what I want most. I tried to go to America and try to do my career. I try to devote myself to an active life. I don't want to give up hope, but I fought for those important things, but in the end, everything failed. 92. Some things can't be obtained even if you try hard. 93. You are the most beautiful of all things. What is the most beautiful? My favorite. 94. What is responsibility? Responsibility is not something you should do, but something you must do. 95. You are a whole. I can't just take this part of you without taking your part. 96. Do you know what generosity means? You don't know. Do you know what the main room style is? You don't know. Do you know what's good for you? You don't know. Maybe you will grow up when you know it. Maybe you know, I don't like you. 97. What exactly does it mean to be with a girl? Is to fight for her ideals. 98. What you think is the most important occupation, in my opinion, is a pile of zeros. Without this home, there is no point. 99. Look at you. We got three marriage certificates and one divorce certificate, which really got us into trouble. I'm telling you, you should pay attention to driving that car, maintain it frequently, and don't put on those fancy things. When I drive, I will carry forward the style of broken cans and broken falls, which is cheaper