What are the funny lines in Jin Tailang’s happy life?

1. Xiaoliang: Look at this photo, they match each other so well. At first glance, they look like a golden boy and a beautiful girl. Look at you, you smile so brightly!

Xiaomi: Yes. He clearly looked like he had succeeded and deceived me. Look at me again, smiling so reluctantly. What does this mean? It means that you are happy from the bottom of your heart when you think about marrying me. When I marry you, subconsciously, I feel that I am at a loss.

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2. Xiaomi: My mother has given orders a long time ago that you cannot marry a non-Beijing boy, and you are a foreigner.

3. Xiao Liang: Our family’s surname turns out to be Aixinjueluo!

Xiaomi: Your ancestor is a prince!

Xiao Liang: Yes.

Xiaomi: Your father is my elder brother. You have said it hundreds of times. It is definitely not a legend.

Xiao Liang: Our family used to live in Di’anmen. Let me tell you, there was a huge house. There are everything from goldfish ponds to rockeries and shadows.

Xiaomi: Your family also has a long street in Shenyang!

Xiao Liang: That’s right!

Xiaomi: It’s useless, that’s all history. If your family still has a street, let alone a street, and a house in Beijing, not to mention a house, if your family is in the Summer Palace, there will be a brick with the name "Jin's family" on it, my mother You can all agree to let me marry you.

Xiao Liang: Our family is not reselling cultural relics.

4. Xiaomi: Even if my mother is easy to fool, I am not mentally prepared yet.

Xiao Liang: What do you want to prepare?

Xiaomi: I am just such a watery girl, and I will marry you just like that. Why me.

5. Xiaoliang: I tell you, wife, don’t worry, I swear I will be good to you in this life.

Xiaomi: How good is it?

Xiao Liang: Don’t fight back when hit, don’t fight back when scolded.

Xiaomi: How good is it?

Xiao Liang: I, I, I, I will make money in the future, I will buy you a big house first.

Xiaomi: Bring a garden?

Xiao Liang: We must bring a garden. Not only should there be a garden, there should be a football field in the front, a basketball court in the back, a tennis court on the left, and a volleyball court on the right.

Xiaomi: I don’t like balls, so just install a swing for me in the garden, and I’ll eat Haagen-Dazs while swinging!

Xiao Liang: Let’s have a row of swings. I want you to eat Haagen-Dazs every day. Tired of eating.

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6. Xiaomi: I eat Belgian flavor and rum flavor every day. I eat two barrels.

Xiao Liang: Eat two buckets and throw two buckets away. It’s really not enough for you to swim in Haagen-Dazs.

Xiaomi: I don’t want to deal with those big-name celebrities anymore. I go to work when I want to, and lie at home when I don’t want to go to work. I swing.

Xiao Liang: I can’t ignore them anymore. I’m telling you, my wife, from now on we will have a child, and we will directly train him to be a sea warrior and go to Hollywood.

Xiaomi: I don’t like children, I like dogs!

Xiao Liang: What kind of dog?

Xiaomi: Teddy, Chihuahua.

Xiao Liang: Ten of the same. Each dog has a pedigree certificate hanging around its neck. At that time, I will assign you ten more nannies. You lead them every day. You can take a walk in Beijing's 49 cities. The city management will definitely come to you when the time comes. People say, Mrs. Jin, what's wrong with you? Now, you're opening a dog farm. You have to say this, there is no way, I just like it, and I also want to live an ordinary life, what should I do if I have money.

7. Xiaomi: You can only love me from now on, and you are not allowed to love anyone else.

Xiao Liang: Is there anyone else in this world?

Xiaomi: You can’t even look at other women, let alone humans, hens, bitches, dogs, and mosquitoes, I won’t even look at them.

8. Xiaoliang: Who are you?

Xiaoxia: I am the boyfriend introduced to Xiaomi by Aunt Wang. Who are you?

Xiao Liang: I am her husband. I don't believe it, I have proof.

9. Xiaomi’s mother: Where are you from?

Xiao Liang: Northeast!

Xiaomi’s mom: What’s your name?

Xiao Liang: Jin Liang.

Xiaomi Mom: Try your best?

Xiao Liang: Jin Liang, golden gold, sparkling bright.

Xiaomi’s mom: Sparkling is called light, what is sparkling bright? No one talks like that. You work in Beijing, right? What do you do?

Xiaomi: He is a doctor!

Xiaomi’s mom: I can still make do with my career, but which subject did I major in? Internal medicine, surgery, orthopedics, dentistry, or otolaryngology?

Xiao Liang:...Gynecology! !

Xiaomi’s mom: Let’s go, let’s go.

10. Xiaomi’s mother: You are crazy!

Xiaomi: Why am I crazy? !

Xiaomi’s mother: Why are you not crazy? Why don’t you bring me someone back? This man is a big fool. He stands there and calls mom when he comes in. Who is his mom? You can't be confused. I'm actually quite happy that you finally found a doctor. This question, gynecology!

Xiaomi: What’s wrong with gynecology? You don’t go to gynecology?

Xiaomi’s mother: He does gynecology all day long... Ouch! !

11. Xiaomi’s mother: Is it easy for me to poop and piss you? Why don’t you bring such a person home?

12. Xiaomi: My mother has given me an order a long time ago not to marry anyone who is not a Beijing boy.

Xiao Liang: But in these 49 cities, where can you find an authentic young man like me?

13. Xiaomi’s mother: What is his father doing?

Xiaomi: His father works in a mine in Northeast China. Coal digger!!!

Xiaomi’s mother: His father is a coal digger. Their family has nothing now and is completely destitute, right? A noble like this is worse than a working people. He has no baggage, he is just that kind of person, his claws are clean and poor, but he still thinks that his family is a noble all day long, and the girl's body and life are all about them. He was impoverished, had nothing to do, and was full of stinking problems. You absolutely cannot marry into this kind of family.

14. Xiaomi: I won’t go home tonight. I want to stay in a hotel.

Xiao Liang: OK, let’s stay in a high-end hotel.

Xiaomi: The kind with suites and the kind where you can order food 24 hours a day!

Xiao Liang: OK, OK, I have my credit card with me.

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15. Xiaomi: What time is it? I’m all starving. Why don't you hurry up and catch the sheep for me?

Xiao Liang: OK (wolf howling~~)

Xiaomi: Let’s catch a few more big sheep.

16. Xiaomi’s mother: Let me tell you rice, you are a bastard. I regret it so much now. The most wrong thing I have done in my life is to marry you, and the most correct thing is to divorce you. .

Xiaomi Dad: The answer is correct, you have learned to answer quickly. I feel the same way as you.

17. Xiaomi’s mother: Over the years, I have grown her up by pooping and peeing. Is it easy for me? What have you been in charge of? It’s all mine. Have you ever taken care of you?

Xiaomi Dad: I didn’t care much, but I gave the money. I gave a lot!

Xiaomi’s mother: You deserve the money, you are her father.

18. Xiaomi Dad: Let me tell you something from the bottom of my heart. Dad really didn’t care about you when you were a child. He raised you like a shit and a piss as your mother often said. Yes, my daughter, you are a woman now. As the saying goes, raising a child does not realize the hard work of the mother. Only raising a daughter knows how to repay the kindness of the mother. When you give birth to a child, you will know how difficult it is for your mother to pull you. Also, I got remarried, but your mother was just afraid that you would be wronged, so she never got married. You are everything to her, do you understand, kid?

19. Xiaoliang’s father: Think about it, our family is a descendant of the royal family, and you are the third generation of our Lao Jin family. You must not be careless about the wedding. Our family’s past status, you Have you mentioned it to your mother-in-law? Tell dad how you told people! !

Xiao Liang: What else can I say? Let’s not mention my grandfather, let’s talk about my grandma. My grandma’s original surname is Aixinjueluo, and she is Fujin. When I was a child, entering the palace was like walking on flat ground. Just go away, dad, I told them everything you told me, and I also told them what you didn’t tell me!

Xiao Liang’s dad: No, did you say this? Every time your grandma enters the palace, she always walks through the main entrance.

On cloudy days and rainy days, the eunuchs would carry them in in sedan chairs. Do you know this is very important? This is a status symbol.

20. Xiaoliang: I have emphasized it repeatedly, because if you go through the side door, you are a eunuch. Dad, don't worry, people think your son is very respectable.

Xiao Liang’s dad: Yes, you can’t miss any detail. You have to tell the truth, I tell you kid, people live this life just to save face.

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