Online Valentine's Day funny messages, laughing to death?

Online Valentine's Day is now a very famous day, 520 is a very good day to express love, but there are also many funny events in which many funny friends express their love. Twelve Valentine's Days are not selected as online Valentine's Days, but they are also unique festivals. So, this issue of "Bian Xiao" will take you to take stock of those funny messages on Valentine's Day online.

1, I used it all my life. A bucket of 502 can't make you stick with me, but a sentence of 520 can.

2. Even if it is 520 today, it will be 52 1 tomorrow, and it will be 522 the day after tomorrow. I like mourning. I like to leave. I love it. I love me ... Look, what's so white about it? Finally, I love myself.

3, 520 can last 1 day, while 13 14 only lasts 1 minute. Is it ironic?

4, at 520 today, my brother is single, and my brother can only say, "It's great to be lonely."

5、520! I love you! A hundred years of life is too short and Noah's Ark is too far. Walking on the road of love, life is still too short. 520! I love you! Spend a lifetime with you: I love you!

6. Do you want roses? I won't give it to you! Do you want to eat chocolate? I am greedy for you! Want me to kiss you? Beautiful! Oh, honey, don't be angry, I just miss you in Doby! Happy Valentine's Day on the Internet!

7. Without you, the sky is not blue! Without your flowers, it is not gorgeous! Without your meal, it doesn't smell good! Sleep without you is not sweet! Dear, Happy Valentine's Day!

8. If your eyes blink, I will die. If your eyes blink again, I will come back to life. Your eyes keep blinking, so I will die!

9, mud is short! Mud is the smell of the nest! I look at the mud affectionately! I want to say to mud, I lack mud!

10, I acted like a 250 before 520.

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