A collection of little jokes for couples that will make you laugh so hard

Couple joke: My friend is skinny, so I went on a blind date with him, but the blind date turned out to be a tall and powerful man, and there were no sparks in the process. I was about to take her home in the car, but my friend was snatched away from his cell phone by a pickpocket at the entrance of the cafe. Unexpectedly, his blind date caught the thief after chasing her for a few steps, and knocked him down with one hand?! My friend sighed He breathed: Hey, it's just her, her life is finally safe.

Part 1: A collection of little jokes about couples that will make you laugh your ass off

1. Honey, how deeply do you love me?

This cannot be used Verbal expression, for example, if I were a mobile phone, then you would be the SIM card inside. Without you, my mobile phone would be useless. ?

What a romantic metaphor! My dear, you are so kind!

Girls nowadays are so stupid. How could she know that my phone has dual SIM cards and dual standby? !!!

2. Yesterday, a friend and his girlfriend went out for dinner. Both of them were drunk, so they went to get a room, but my friend didn't do anything. As a result, I heard two days later that they were getting married.

His goddess said that after several attempts, you are the most honest, so I decided to marry you.

3. Girlfriend: What should you do if a beautiful woman seduces you?

Me: One of the thirty-six strategies.

Girlfriend: That must be a plan.

Me: Just use the trick. . .

4. Male: ?Men are very tired, cheating is not guilty?.

Female: It’s very tiring to have a baby, don’t care whose it is, okay?

5. When I go to bed at night, I hold my husband’s arm, and then My legs were holding one of my husband's legs. Last night, my husband's legs and arms were shaking again, which woke me up. I quickly let go of my husband easily. I knew that he was fighting with someone else in his dream again. When he lost last time, it was because I didn't let go of him. This time I must let him win!

Chapter 2: A complete collection of couple jokes that will make you laugh your stomach

1. After breaking up with my boyfriend, I shouted to go home and started to pack my luggage, including sweaters, woolen pants, autumn clothes and autumn trousers.

My boyfriend was anxious. He held my clothes and stuffed them into the basin. He immediately filled up the water and said, "Let me see how you go..." I was speechless for a moment. , and then washed the clothes for the day.

2. I was a little drunk and staggered home. My girlfriend helped me get on the bed. I remembered the jokes on the Internet and deliberately pushed my girlfriend away and shouted: Don’t touch me, I have a wife. I'm a real person!

My girlfriend is still asking me if I'm married and have a wife. If I don't explain clearly, we'll break up! I won't say anything anymore and go pick out gifts. . .

4. A colleague was forced to spend all his money to buy a car because he wanted to show his sincerity to his future mother-in-law. In recent days, I have been so poor that I have no money for food.

He happily told me this morning: "I am rich!"

He took out sixty or seventy yuan from his wallet and said happily: "Look, this is what I earned from driving a black car at night." of. ?

5. Once I was hopelessly in love with a beautiful female netizen. I confessed my love to her but was rejected.

She said it was for my own good, but I always thought it was just her excuse until I saw her without makeup. Only then did I understand. Alas! There are still many good people on the Internet.

Chapter 3: A collection of little jokes about couples that will make you laugh your ass off

1. Honey, how deep do you love me?

This cannot be used Verbal expression, for example, if I were a mobile phone, then you would be the SIM card in it. Without you, my mobile phone would be useless. ?

What a romantic metaphor! My dear, you are so kind! ?

Girls nowadays are so stupid. How could she know that my phone has dual SIM cards and dual standby? !!!

2. Yesterday, a friend and his goddess went out for dinner. Both of them were drunk, so they went to get a room, but my friend didn't do anything.

As a result, I heard two days later that they were getting married.

His goddess said that after several attempts, you are the most honest, so I decided to marry you.

3. Girlfriend: What should you do if a beautiful woman seduces you?

Me: One of the thirty-six strategies.

Girlfriend: That must be a plan.

Me: Just use the trick. . .

4. Male: "Men are tired and cheating is not guilty."

Female: It’s very tiring to have a baby, don’t care whose it is, okay?

5. I dreamed that my girlfriend cheated on me with my best friend. When I woke up, I told her My girlfriend described it once, and she laughed and said: Dreams and reality are both opposite, not him at all.