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Find a log that I have read in QQ space before.
Why do boys always want to chat with you late, because then you won't have time to chat with other boys. Girls will never understand, and sometimes boys are very unhappy when they receive your call because he doesn't want you to waste your phone bill. Girls will never understand why boys are angry, because he thinks that you can care more about him and remember the tenderness between you.
Girls will never understand why a boy is so jealous, because he loves you and can't tolerate any tenderness you give other boys. Girls will never understand why boys love smoking and drinking. That's because you always make him angry, and he doesn't want to cry to anyone but you and cigarettes. Girls never understand that boys are willing to run around for you, just because they love you, and he will be very happy to meet you. Girls will never understand that boys will call you at a late hour, not because they don't trust you, but because they suddenly miss you, want to hear your voice and say that they love him.
A girl will never understand that a boy will want to know everything about you and share things for you, because he only wants to be your closest person. Girls will never understand the pain behind the strong language of boys when the breakup comes! Girls never understand that boys are not painless after breaking up, but they are so painful that they can't extricate themselves even when they see you!
Girls will never understand that boys' love is so deep. Once in love, you can't help yourself. Hide it so deeply, don't bother you! And cry by yourself!
Don't always think that a boy is cheeky and playboy, because everything he does is to make you pay more attention to him. If you have someone you like, please cherish him! Every boy's apology is said with tears. It is very painful to apologize to the person you like. After breaking up or being rejected, the boy deliberately deleted your mobile phone number and blacked you out. It's not that he doesn't care about you, but that he is afraid that he can't help sending you a message. Sadly, he remembers your number! When you receive the message, don't feel bored. You should be glad that he still cares about you. He still misses you.
A girl can't sleep at night. She sends you a Q message saying that she can't sleep. If you say that you miss you, she will definitely say that you are narcissistic and didn't miss you. At this time, she is duplicitous. She really misses you. If you don't tell her anything, either tell her or don't say it at all, so that she is worried about you. Let her think more … If your personal description or status on Q changes, she will definitely think that it has something to do with herself. Girls always think more, but only because she loves you. If she sends you a Q message saying that she misses you and your warm arms, don't think that she is coquetry because she is afraid of loneliness, but she really misses you. If you can't be with her today, you must tell her in advance, otherwise she will wait until. Be sure to tell her, or she will think that you don't have her in your heart. In many ways, you should take the initiative. Don't always let her take the initiative to talk to you and hug you, because she is a girl after all. If she is your girlfriend, you'd better stay away from other girls. At least don't laugh and fight with other girls in front of her. Although she is generous, she will be jealous in her heart. Remember, remember! However, if she is not happy in her heart, she will never tell you that she is afraid that you will call her stingy. You should at least send her a text message or make a phone call every day to let her know that you have her in your heart and leave her face in front of others. Try not to say her shortcomings and let others know that you are very loving, because she will also envy those loving couples, and she will feel how happy you are to have her, because she wants to leave you. If she asks if you like her in a coquetry way, don't bother her. Be sure to tell her seriously not to cheat her. If you are sick, she will be really anxious. She just doesn't know what to do. It's not that she doesn't care about you. If you meet her online, you must talk to her. Don't just play games because she really wants to talk to you, but she is afraid to bother you.
Don't ignore her for days. When she asks you, she must. Explain the reason, otherwise she will think that she has done something wrong before you ignore her. In fact, girls are very fragile ... If a girl has done something wrong, please don't ignore her. You must tell her gently because she knows that she is not good enough and she wants to get rid of her shortcomings because she thinks that only in this way can she be worthy of you. < P > You can stay with her for at least one day without giving her a gift during the holiday, although you are busy because she is afraid of loneliness and life without you. ... you'd better tell her that you are happy or unhappy, and let her share the happiness or sadness with you. She just wants to share it with you, because she loves you, and you can't let her worry about you.
Again, if you don't like her, don't associate with her, because if you associate with her, don't ignore her, because she will think that you are playing tricks on her, and she is not serious ... And please don't sing "Brother is a Legend" in front of her, because she will be afraid of you. It's a legend ...
girls read it and reprint it, so that more boys can see how hard we have lived. Boys can also turn it after reading it, so that more boys can get to know girls better. Unless you are not a man or a woman, you must make a joke.
The girl's correct lifestyle (please read it and ask the boy to accept it for your girlfriend or wife) is simple
[ft=,+, About life
1. Sleep naked in a clean bed
2. Don't eat chocolate during the physiological period, because it will aggravate dysmenorrhea
3. Develop the habit of recording the physiological cycle
4. Shape the curve through exercise instead of adjusting underwear
5. Don't cross your legs. So as not to oppress the nerves
6. Close-fitting clothes should not be dry-cleaned
7. Trendy thongs are not suitable for daily wear
8. Last year's clothes can only be worn after exposure
9. Do not use sanitary pads unless necessary
1. Check the shelf life of cosmetics regularly
11. Apply makeup one hour after bathing
12. Don't pierce the outer cartilage of the upper ear either
13. Know your family history, especially the history of mother and grandmother
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[ft=,+,] About diet
1. Choose the latter between milk and soybean milk
2. I think I can eat it again. Just drink 4 glasses of water a day
4. Drink more yogurt
5. Don't smoke for whatever reason
6. Add coarse grains and vegetables to your diet
7. Drink green tea better than black tea
8. Pay more attention to breakfast than dinner
9. Control the amount of salt
1. Brush your teeth before drinking water after getting up. Two apples can effectively improve constipation
13. Vegetarian diet may lead to abnormal hormone secretion, resulting in infertility
14. Eat fish at least once a week
15. Stay away from carbonated drinks such as cola
16. Don't drink hot pot soup cooked for a long time
17. There is no such thing as juice and milk. They are natural enemies
18. Eating fruit before meals is better than after meals
19. You can have a glass of red wine before going to bed
2. Drinking coffee may cause osteoporosis in women
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[ft=,+, ] About exercise
1. Enjoy the sunshine at 8-9 in the morning
2. Running, cycling and other sports can keep beautiful leg lines
3. Soaking feet with hot water can effectively prevent varicose veins
4. Exercise is not suitable for decompression when you are extremely tired, and rest is more important
5. Do less outdoor sports in winter
6. 1. Don't take the elevator
7. Change your fitness menu every three months
8. Exercise for half an hour every day instead of three hours on weekends
9. Do calisthenics while watching TV
1. Take frequent walks
11. Lunch break is also a good time for fitness, and you don't have to wait until the evening
12. Wearing sports shoes barefoot is comfortable. However, it is not good for health
13. Sleeping in a semi-hard bed is more beneficial to cervical health
14. Going to a regular hospital instead of a beauty salon for massage
15. Not drinking functional drinks during non-exercise
16. Taking a break for half an hour after exercise and then taking a bath
17. Not exercising in a noisy gym
18. The correct posture is better than going to the gym specially. Don't send it again
2. Don't miss the same person for 24 hours. You can share some with your family and friends.
3. If a man doesn't visit your illness, answer your email, care about your current situation, and can't bear the burden of life with you, he can't give you courage. Be brave and leave automatically. Nothing is more real than caring for yourself.
4. Learn to suffer. Some words, suitable for rotten in the heart, some pain, suitable for silent forgetting. When you have experienced it, you grow up and you know it yourself.
5. Don't torture yourself for anyone or anything. For example, not eating, crying, autism and depression are all things that fools do. Of course, it is necessary to be stupid once in a while, and life doesn't have to be smart all the time.
6. Love only one person at a time.
7. Remember the birthdays of the people you like, including your family and, of course, yourself.
8. Wear textured clothes and find a boyfriend with quality. He may not be rich, but he must make you feel safe and happy.
9. Love the person who loves you. If only you love him, or only he loves you. Leave early. Women don't need others to pretend to love, and you don't need to pretend to love someone.
1. If you decide to leave someone, you should act quickly and cut the gordian knot. If you decide to fall in love with someone, take a little longer to see if it suits you.
11. In your leisure time, make your own tea and coffee, or make refreshments, play a tender music, read a few pages of good books, and then sleep in. Come on.
12. Take your work seriously. Work may not make your heart beat as much as love, but at least it can ensure that you have food and a house to live in, and uncertain love can't give these, so work hard.
13. We would rather lack than abuse. Don't grab a man because of loneliness, it's unfair to you and him, and it's too irresponsible.
14. Say no and refuse firmly to the kindness and concern of the suitor you don't like. Even if he says it's none of your business.
15. If there is no one to accompany you, learn to do it alone.
16. On any occasion, keep proper self-restraint. Learn to say thank you, thank you, and I'm sorry. You should know how to apologize and correct what you have done wrong.
About love:
Don't think that there is something better behind, because what you have now is the best. Don't think that you can get married later because you are still young. Love is different in age. Don't give up because the distance is too far. Love can take the train with you. Don't give up because the other person is not rich. As long as you are not incompetent, hard work can make you rich. Don't give up because your parents object, you will find that the love that you give up for this reason will be your lifelong regret. In fact, for love, the simpler the happier. It is best to talk about love only once in your life. If you experience too much, you will be numb. More separation will get used to it; If there are more lovers, they will compare; In the end, you will no longer believe in love; You will give up on yourself; You will be a walking corpse; You will marry someone you don't love, and live like this for the rest of your life.
About love:
Maybe love is a sad fairy tale, but it is far away and true. It is not painful to give up someone who loves you, but it is painful to give up someone you love. If the time and space are not distances, if there is no chance to always get together, it will not be desirable; Don't care too much about everything, let everything go with the flow. Escape may not be too easy to escape; The face is not necessarily the most sad; Loneliness is not necessarily unhappy; Getting it may not last long; Losing doesn't necessarily mean losing it. Love is a kind of enjoyment, even if it is painful, it will feel happy; Love is a kind of experience, even if the heart is broken, it will feel sweet; Love is an experience, even if it is broken, it will feel beautiful; Don't love wrongly because of loneliness, and don't be lonely all your life because of wrong love.
About your partner:
Your partner is not the one who swore that you would not marry or that you would not marry when you got married, but the one who still chooses you after finding many shortcomings in you. Your partner is not the person who loves to eat cucumber ta and cucumber in life, but the person who eats egg white ta and egg yolk; Your partner is not the one who walks into the restaurant arm in arm with you after dark, but the one who is waiting for you to come back for dinner at the door. Your partner is not the one who talks about love with you and says "I love you", but the one who talks about daily necessities and pots and pans with you. In a happy marriage, your partner is not a specific person, but a tacit understanding, a warmth, a blandness, an understanding and a tolerance. Love ta means making ra happy, which is a partner ...
About commitment:
In ancient Greek legend, couples put rings on each other's middle fingers because they believe there is a blood vessel leading to the heart. So the meaning of the ring is to promise with your heart! But how much love in the world can last forever, and how much love can last forever? So if you choose to spend your life, it may not be your favorite, and your favorite may not be able to spend your life with you. How many lovers can't walk into each other's life, but can only meet in the afterlife; And how many men and women have gone through love and entered marriage, but they will no longer cherish each other's efforts. So remember to cherish the people you love, treat every dull day as the last moment of interdependence, and hold your lover's hand well. Even if ta looks old, even if ta is full of vicissitudes, it will be the eternal warmth in your memory. Don't forget to keep your promise to ta, and don't forget to hold ta's hand, for the rest of your life ......
About life:
Life is like a dream, and the years are ruthless. Looking back suddenly, I found that people are alive is a kind of mood. Be rich or poor, gain or lose. Everything is a thing of the past. Think about it, regardless of yesterday, today and tomorrow, it is a beautiful day to be suddenly enlightened. Regardless of family, friendship and love, it is a good mood to cherish it forever. I remember a classic short message saying: Don't forget what you once owned; What has been gained is more cherished; Don't give up what belongs to you; What has been lost is left as a memory; You must work hard to get what you want; When you are tired, put your heart on the shore; Don't regret if you choose; Only when you are bitter can you know how to be satisfied; Enjoy life only when it hurts; Only when you are hurt can you understand strength; There is always a windy morning; There is always a gorgeous dusk; There is always a meteor night. Life is like a one-way ticket with no return, without lottery.
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