When I was surfing the Internet, my girlfriend sent me a message, but I didn't reply. Then my girlfriend got angry and ignored me. She asked me to write a critical letter. How to write?

Please allow me to call you dear, because this is from the heart, from the tip of my hair to my toes. I know you should hit me again. I can't help it I'm such a bitch that I make you angry every time. I just like to see your angry expression, because you were pouting, really cute and really beautiful.

Let me talk about today's situation first. I really didn't see it when you sent me a message today. When my friend asked me to help him, I didn't see it. Don't be angry. Anger hurts the liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys, which is simply a thankless thing. Now I am writing this review with a heavy and excited mood. Heavy because I made you angry again and made you unhappy. I am very excited because I can finally perform well again. I have never written a critical letter to a girl. You are the first. Do you think I am excited?

Our relationship has always been very good. With you, I feel beaten with chicken blood. I'm always excited, jumping around with excitement. You know it's impossible for me not to return your messages. First, I won't. Second, I dare not. You know my heart is also very kind, kind as a piece of paper, which can be broken with a poke.

I know this makes you angry. I really didn't see it. You adults don't remember villains. If you let me live, I will turn over a new leaf and live forever. You are a good man, forgive my ignorance and naivety. Can you tell me about our friendship for so many years? I really regret it. I'll pay attention next time. It won't happen again

May our love last forever.

Your nightmare: xxx

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