Funny phrases for giving red envelopes

Please enjoy the humorous phrases for giving red envelopes (selected 144 sentences), welcome to share and collect. Humorous Sentences for Giving Red Envelopes Part 1 1. The red envelopes I have been giving out for many years can finally be paid back. 2. You and Starlight are equally romantic. 3. I wish you eighteen loves and eighty companions! 4. Live an unknown life with known people. 5. This person is like a rainbow. When you meet someone, you will know it. 6. You are as warm as the sunset. 7. For the rest of your life, you must listen to me! 8. When I look at you, I can see all the mountains and rivers. 9. Excited heart, trembling hands, who is whose little licking dog! 10. Finally got married, those who like it will get a discount. 11. Friends, I am not planning to celebrate my birthday today, because I am finally going to hold a wedding! 12. Yi Yang Qianxi, I’m sorry, I won’t wait for you. 13. Congratulations to this lesbian for getting a long-term meal ticket, which lasts for a lifetime. 14. From now on, your sweetheart will be your pillow partner! 15. From now on, two people in one house, three meals and four seasons. 16. Obtain achievements: Bind the other half of your life. 17. I’ve had enough of being a little fairy, and I want to be your wife. 18. In fact, the more important thing today is: us. 19. The peach blossoms don’t have to bloom, the person I’m waiting for has already arrived. 20. There are chestnuts in winter and mangoes in summer. From now on, you have me all year round. 21. It was this person who broke my plan to live alone. 22. Due to the good performance of classmate xxx, this certificate is specially issued as an encouragement! 23. Hold your son’s hand and grow old together. 24. Getting married for the first time is a bit fresh. 25. Finally I hold your hand and go to toast all the guests. 26. The thought of spending the rest of my life with you makes me full of expectations for the rest of my life. 27. No, this is the person who disrupted my plan to die alone. 28. It is better to be loved by thousands of people than to be understood by one person. 29. For the rest of my life, the wind and snow will be you. Ordinary life will be you, poverty will be you, glory and splendor will be you. Gentleness in my heart will be you, and wherever I look, I will be you. 30. When you come to the world, you want to look at the sun and walk on the street with your sweetheart. 31. In the past, the person in front of you was your sweetheart. From now on, my sweetheart will be my pillow partner. 32. I am a cute girl, and you are cute. 33. You are the limited edition happiness of my universe. 34. For the rest of your life, it’s you who buys groceries, cooks and picks up couriers, and it’s you who washes the dishes and takes out the trash, and it’s you who clears the sewers. 35. The mountains and rivers are vast, and the fireworks in the world are all you and all are not you. 36. The stars shine so that everyone can find their own star one day. Fortunately, I found you. 37. Successfully joined the ranks of lemon suppliers 38. Potatoes and potatoes, tomatoes and tomatoes, the one I love and you 39. Someone stood up with me at dusk, and someone asked me whether the porridge was warm. 40. Today I wanted to go pick something up, but I ended up marrying her. 41. Love may be late, but it will never be absent. 42. The young lady is online. Domestic violence mode is about to begin. 43. If you like this post in Moments, you will get a 20% discount on your membership fee. 44. Excited heart, trembling hands, who is whose little licking dog? 45. May the years be peaceful and peaceful, beginning with the first meeting and ending with the end of old age. 46. ??I don’t need to be nice, as long as you don’t dislike it; you don’t need to be nice, as long as I like it. 47. I got married today, let me tell you about it. 48. Take your boyfriend out with you and take your husband home with you. 49. Once sold, there are no returns. 50. Just love you, love you, love you like this, for the rest of my life. 51. Live well and love you slowly: not sooner or later, it just happens to be you. 52. I would like to present you with a national certificate and a long-term meal ticket. 53. I was carried away by a pig. 54. You can continue to answer the questions. I have handed in the paper. 55. The goods distributed by the state have arrived. 56. Live your life in the name of love. 57. The eternal royal empress. 58. Do not take orders from the government, do not convert to God, do not need eternal commitment to responsibilities, and enjoy life in the moment. 59. You decide your own life, just marry yourself off. 60. Today I wanted to go pick something up, but I ended up marrying her. 61. Wearing a wedding dress to marry you is something I have been planning since five years ago. 62. The best thing is that the rest of my life is just you, the worst thing is that the rest of my life is just memories. 63. Thank you for your kindness to me, I will cherish it for the rest of my life. 64. You are the sweetest person and deserve the best, and I’m so glad I am.

65. The red envelopes that have been given out for N years can finally be paid back. 66. Look, this is the tombstone of our love. 67. From now on, kites have the wind, dolphins have the sea, and you have me? 68. Let’s take our time and ask for advice for the rest of our lives. 69. I hope that my little friend can make you unforgettable and concerned about you. 70. I will give you the love and affection you want throughout my life. 71. Please keep it, the moon and I will love you in the future. 72. You don’t need to give me any more advice for the rest of your life, just listen to me. 73. You are my first love, you are the direction of my eyes, you are the home of my tenderness, and you are the reason for raising the corners of my mouth. 74. When I first met you, it was the will of fate. To like you is the connection of my heart. To fall in love with you is the beginning of happiness. To have you is to never be separated for the rest of my life. 75. Chinese Valentine’s Day comes once a year, but love lasts forever. 76. I will love you for a long, long time, and we will go from school uniforms to wedding dresses. 77. After drinking the love wine you brewed, if I didn’t get a refill, I would rather be thirsty for the rest of my life! 78. Find someone to watch the spring flowers bloom and the sunrise and sunset together. 79. There is no age to get married, only feelings to get married. 80. I would rather not get married than find someone to make do with. 81. The thought of spending the rest of my life with you makes me full of expectations for the rest of my life. 82. Live in one place for the rest of your life and sleep next to the same person for the rest of your life. 83. Our relationship has always been shallow, but our love is deep. 84. You know that even if the heavy rain turns the city upside down, I will hold you in my arms. 85. The oath has a home on the ring finger. 86. My heart doesn’t love you much. I only love you for sixty seconds in one minute. 87. It takes all my luck to meet you in my lifetime. Humorous Sentences for Giving Red Envelopes Part 2 1. Happy New Year without giving out red envelopes is just a hooligan! 2. Isn’t there a little big red envelope in this world? 3. The good-looking people have already given me red envelopes, but the ugly ones are still hesitating. 4. ?Christmas Eve? Who do I think of? Who thinks of me? All lovers are lighting fires around me, but I am cheering up in the cold night. In fact, I am wandering and waiting quietly? Send me a red envelope. . 5. On Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes quietly, bringing you good luck quietly, climbs onto your roof quietly, sneaks into your chimney, and puts gifts into your socks quietly. Hush, don’t make a sound, Christmas The old man asked me to tell you: It’s time to send me a red envelope. 6. I missed you in those years, but today, I don’t want to miss your red envelope again! 7. Happy Christmas Eve without giving out red envelopes is just a hooligan! 8. Loving someone means that when you dial the phone, you suddenly don’t know what to say. It turns out that you just want to hear a familiar voice, but what you really want to hear is a string in your heart! 9. The sky is blue for you; the flowers are beautiful for you; the love moves for you; the heart beats for you; the blood is hot for you. You are the most beautiful thoughts in my life?! 10. The feeling of kissing you is crisp, the feeling of hugging you is soft, the feeling of loving you is sweet, and the feeling of missing you is bitter! ! 11. New Year’s Eve is here in an instant, and I wish you an early New Year’s greetings. I wish you a prosperous year, a prosperous year, a happy year of good luck, a happy year of joy, a peaceful and auspicious year, and a happy year of reunion. ! 12. The Spring Festival is here, the sound of firecrackers wakes up happiness and good luck, and happiness and good luck will be with you from now on; the red lanterns light up the doorway, letting the God of Wealth and the longevity star enter your home; the red Spring Festival couplets scare away the Nian beast and the God of Plague, From now on, troubles and diseases will not come to your door; I wish you a happy Spring Festival. 13. The Spring Festival is here, the Spring Festival is here, the Spring Festival is here, it’s so lively; firecrackers are ringing, fireworks are bright, children have smiles on their faces; we celebrate reunions, send blessings, and good luck comes. I wish you a happy new year and may your days get better every day! 14. The sound of firecrackers and the arrival of Spring Festival blessings. The lanterns are round and round, illuminating a happy New Year; friends send New Year greetings in advance, bringing good luck year after year; text messages that vibrate on mobile phones indicate that blessings have been sent. I wish you a happy Spring Festival, good luck, and may your family be happy and full of laughter! 15. The sound of firecrackers welcomes happiness, the couplets of spring couplets bring happiness, the cages of dumplings bring health, the fruits bring peace to each and every one, the program segments hide luck, and the laughter creates harmony. The Spring Festival is here, may your life be better. 16. New Year's Eve is coming, messages cannot be late, friends come to check in, and blessings are sent in advance: love is romantic and beautiful, friendship is warm, family affection is always around, work performance is improved, life is happy and laughing, and the coming year will be better.

17. Perceive the New Year, feel the New Year, stay with happiness, accompany you with happiness, send you blessings, and send greetings to you. May you be safe and happy, healthy and warm, have a successful career, have hope for your dreams, always have good luck, and be happy every day. 18. Make a phone call to happiness, and you will laugh in the new year; send a fax to happiness, and cheer up in the new year; send an email to happiness, and you will be blessed in the new year; send a message to your dear friends, and all the best in the new year. I wish you a happy Spring Festival and all the best. . 19. Send a sincere greeting, wishing you a happy New Year every word; send a string of deep blessings, praying for you a safe New Year every second; convey a deep heart, wishing you every step of the way. Happy New Year! 20. Spring is warm at the end of the year, and the year of Xinmao continues, and the candles and sweet wines are combined with the Chinese years; at this evening's banquet, we exchange glasses of wine, the joy is harmonious, the love is stronger, and my heart is against the cold winter; my distant wish, I sincerely think of you, home Prosper harmony, happiness and well-being. Wish you a happy Chinese New Year! 21. Overflowing with brilliance and happy mood. Sincere care and constant blessings are sent. Good luck, get the red envelope quickly. As the Spring Festival comes, all the blessing messages arrive. My friend, I wish you family reunion, happiness and good health, a new year and a new atmosphere, and a happy year. 22. Chinese Valentine's Day is not beautiful. What is beautiful is watching the Milky Way with you on Chinese Valentine's Day. Chinese Valentine's Day is not romantic, what is romantic is the feeling of whispering to you in the middle of the night. Chinese Valentine's Day is not charming, what is charming is the endless thoughts you told me. Happy Chinese Valentine's Day! 23. The deepness of friendship does not lie in the frequent contact, but in the deep thoughts in the heart; the blessing does not lie in the number of words, but in the sincerity of the feelings. It’s another year. Although my blessing is short, it contains deep thoughts. I wish you a happy new year and everything goes as you wish! 24. The Spring Festival is here, leave all the worries of last year and leave all the sadness in yesterday; the happy bells bring good luck, the joyful firecrackers bring wealth, and the bright red Spring Festival couplets stick to luck; I wish you a new year and a new atmosphere. , Happy New Year. 25. The Spring Festival is here, people are laughing, every household sets off firecrackers, and constant blessings are sent to them; wealth and good luck are coming; life is prosperous and happy; good health and happiness are coming; children and grandchildren are full of blessings; the mobile phone is shaking and blessings are coming, and my friends are smiling A smile brings good things to you during the Spring Festival! 26. The Spring Festival is here, and I send you many blessings: I wish you a lot of happiness, joy, money, good luck, happy events, and happiness; I wish you everything goes well during the Spring Festival: I wish you a good mood, a good career, a good love, and a good business. Good luck, good luck when you arrive, good luck when you go out. 27. The sound of firecrackers during the Spring Festival is your joyful mood; the red lanterns hung high during the Spring Festival are your longing for the future; the Spring Festival couplets placed with your hands are the strongest voice in your heart; the blessings of the Spring Festival are coming. , is my support for you in the New Year. I wish you a happy Spring Festival and all the best. 28. One blast of firecrackers during the Spring Festival brings you home safely. Two blasts of firecrackers during the Spring Festival brings the whole family together. Three blasts of firecrackers during the Spring Festival brings happiness to everyone. One blast of firecrackers during the Spring Festival brings happiness to everyone. One blast of firecrackers during the Spring Festival brings happiness to everyone. Spend your Spring Festival holiday easily and happily. 29. The tea of ??the Spring Festival, light and light, will precipitate happiness. The wine of the Spring Festival, strong and strong, will bring happiness. You, the Spring Festival, will take yourself home safely. On the occasion of the arrival of the New Year, I wish you and your family all the best and good luck. . 30. The wine is fragrant and the food is delicious, and the family is reunited to welcome the New Year. It was so peaceful and beautiful together, and the parents were smiling. Dumplings on a jade plate are served on the table, and they are round and round, which indicates a good harvest. Children keep red envelopes in their pockets, and the family enjoys them every year. I wish you good luck in the new year and a happy life! 31. On the first day of the Lunar New Year, let’s celebrate the New Year. Let’s talk about the next year. First, let’s get rid of worries and negativity, and then call for happiness and auspiciousness. May health and safety be by your side. Be sure to look back when you walk, the God of Wealth must be behind you. Happy New Year and lots of money! 32. Set off cheerful firecrackers to welcome the festive Spring Festival, put up red Spring Festival couplets and hang auspicious lanterns. As the Spring Festival approaches, I wish you a happy mood, a festive smile, a prosperous life, and an auspicious year! 33. Friendship is strong across the Magpie Bridge, and the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl meet happily. The stars are shining brightly in the sky, and the heaven and earth are entwined. Holding hands, our hearts are connected, and there are endless words to say to each other. Happy life surrounds you, love rolls like a river, and flows endlessly in your heart. I just wish that we will be together forever in this life, holding hands in life and death. May you have unlimited happiness on Chinese Valentine's Day! 34. Send a piece of health, send a piece of happiness, surround you, send a piece of enthusiasm, send a piece of family affection, hug you, send a piece of blessing, send a wish, have a wonderful Spring Festival, send a greeting, send a I wish you a happy new year and happiness every day.

35. Send blessings to the New Year, feel happiness every day, send wishes to the New Year, may your reunion be more warm, send peace to your heart, may your family be happy, send blessings to all around you, may you have endless joy in the New Year, and may you have a happy New Year, Happiness every day. 36. The reunion moment, the whole family has fun together, the auspicious moment, the family spends time together, the warm moment, friends get together, the happy moment, the Spring Festival Gala is broadcast regularly, firecrackers and fireworks bloom, happy New Year, happiness and blessings, I wish you happiness every moment. 37. I hope it is the wind in your ears that makes you listen to my voice; I really hope it is the scenery around you, allowing you to see every picture shown to you; I really hope it is the clouds above your head, The laughter that I bring to you is like turbulent waves; I am your eternal love, and I understand that your mood is rushing like the tide of love on the Chinese Valentine's Day! 38. Acquaintance is based on fate, and mutual understanding is based on sincerity. A true friend will always show care and love no matter where he is. I wish you a happy Year of the Sheep, prosperity, wealth, and everything goes well! 39. If you make me angry, I will eat the map. This is called swallowing mountains and rivers with anger. 40. I am really cruel and naive, thinking about how to harm others all day long. 41. The mineral water from 1982 tastes so good that my stomach still hurts. 42. The day when a shrimp is red is its day of great sorrow. 43. Looking at your dirty face, I have the urge to vomit. 44. If you are still young after visiting brothels, please use Huiren Shenbao. 45. If there is another life, I will choose to be an RMB. At the very least, you should be loved by everyone. 46. You should be abstract in appearance, unrestrained in life, not dressed in a fashionable way, but also have a proud and sexy look. 47. I keep my eyes closed facing the sun, not because the sun is dazzling, but because I am blind. 48. When the sun comes out, I climb the hillside. After climbing the hillside, I want to sing. 49. I say I love you to the sky, but the sky thunders. 50. Asking what love is in the world will only make people die with eyes wide open. 51. What will happen if you take sleeping pills and laxatives together? 52. My clothes are getting shorter and thinner in summer, so where can I put my body? 53. Don’t think that because you look like a golden hoop, I’m afraid of you. 54. In this era, Wukong is pursuing leopard print fashion and sexiness. 55. The teacher said that there is no regret medicine in the world, only rat poison. 56. If I hadn’t been able to beat you, I would have fallen out with you long ago. 57. QQ No need to doubt, I am the poor man in your dream.