Guo Degang jokes

It’s from the encore section

Twelve paragraphs

Guo: It’s thirteen, right? Let’s talk about it again? twelve? When he was young...

Yu: Why does it all have something to do with me?

Guo: Who am I to say? Otherwise. Everyone says you like to hear it, you know. When he was young, he and his father were in prison and grew up in the public security department. When he was young, Yu Qian was extremely smart.

Yu: Yes, I am smart.

Guo: If the criminal investigation team has anything to do, take him with them. Take the child with you. The child's eyes are clean. Look at this. What's going on? When he comes up with an idea, he is probably right.

Yu: Oh.

Guo: The captain likes him the most. If something happens, call Qian'er and take him with him. When I got there, I saw a dead body cut into eight pieces and lying on the ground. Qian'er, look, what's going on? Yu Qian took a look: This is suicide.

Yu: Silly boy.

Guo: Don’t do this in the future, don’t do this in the future.

Yu: Sooner or later, someone will have to drive him away.

Guo: His brother is still here and still working in this industry. His brother was in the drug-taking brigade.

Yu: There is no such team. That's called the Anti-Narcotics Brigade.

Guo: Anti-drug brigade?

Yu: Yes.

Guo: I have been studying in the drug addiction brigade for several years. From the anti-narcotics brigade. Everyone looks like a drug addict. I went out with him: this one, drug addict. That one, the one who takes drugs, the one who takes drugs at the first sight. I said that was the one from Zhang Wenshun.

Yu: Hi! My brother's eyesight doesn't look that good either.

Guo: One time I went to Hefei to videotape, and he went to Hefei to handle a case. We were on a plane together, but it didn’t make me mad to death.

Yu: What’s wrong?

Guo: This, this, is a drug addict. That, that one must be carrying drugs. These four, gang! Don't talk nonsense, these four stewardesses are.

Yu: Hi, what a mess.

Guo: Look at that old lady over there, she must be a drug addict. I said how do you know? The old lady looked wrong just now. The one whose face changed color.

Yu: Oh.

Guo: The old lady opened the bag and looked around. His brother stood up, grabbed it, and took out a bag of white powder. How about, is this poisonous? Opened... The old lady cried: Don't touch my wife's ashes.

Yu: Ashes!