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Apologize for drinking gaffes.

Dear Brother Xiaowen: You have been angry with me for 1 16 hours and 47 minutes. I know you just want me to admit my mistake to you first, and I know that you will definitely come to my alumni road to secretly see my recent situation, so I will take this opportunity to write you a letter and tell you that I don't care where you are, but I just want you to be happy. Also, I want to remind you by the way that you may not find your student ID card. I have it now, along with your library card and this month's monthly ticket. Hey, it's no use looking for them You and I are both very angry and have no mood to read in the library, so just relax and play for a few days. Monthly ticket, anyway, you and I are angry, and you don't have to come to see me all the time. Just leave it to me. Just because Sheng Bin didn't get the monthly ticket this month, let him help you use it first.

You don't have to worry about me, Brother Xiaowen. I will take good care of myself. Don't worry. I have a good exam during the day, and when I don't have to take the exam in a few days, I will have dinner with Brother Xiaozhuang and Brother Liu Weiguo. And Sheng Bin, you know, yes, the one who chased me hard in high school. I heard that you and I were angry and had to come to see me. Oh, it's very kind of you to refuse. It's just that you can't come to see me this Thursday. I can treat him well. After all, we were in love in high school. I'm going to make him my best fruit salad. I don't know whether he will like it. After eating my fruit salad, didn't you fall in love with me deeply I'm sure he will like it, too, hehe ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~' You don't have to worry that I will be lonely when I study alone, because I met a handsome guy in the library yesterday. He is taller than you (without glasses). He said that he would always study with me and help me to occupy my seat in the future. Oh, by the way, I promised to treat him to hot pot in return. Probably after the exam. If I take the initiative to apologize to you then, I will remember to take you with me. I know you like hot pot best, but I left your meal card with me. Maybe your food is not much better these days.

Also, I used the glacier to enter your QQ, because I don't think you will be in the mood to surf the Internet these days, so I sent greetings to the MM in your QQ one by one for you. Your sisters Sakura, Juanzi and protein want to send you photos. I intuitively found that they would not be beautiful, so I turned them down for you because I was afraid of scaring you. Your sister Earl said she agreed to your request to see her. I have set a time for you to meet her at the gate of McDonald's at 7 o'clock tonight. It's not too late for you to read this letter. There is still half an hour left. By the way, the two little goldfish you asked me to take care of for you are both alive and well now. You know I like cats, so I have a good cat. It stays at home with your goldfish baby every day, and your babies are always ready to go to a good place ~ ~ ~ ~ Well, don't write much. You are very manly this time, and you never admit your mistake to me first. All right, I'll give you one. When I have a candlelight dinner with Sheng Bin this week and have enough self-study in the library and that handsome guy, I will take the initiative to ask you to admit my mistake. You can play outside in peace of mind. Don't worry. I came for everything. I will take the initiative to apologize to you. Wait a minute.