Complete collection of funny copywriting on WeChat

1. Withered vines, old trees and dim crows, I don’t make enough money to spend, I am still alone, I am ugly and no one is willing to blind me.

2. I bought a pot of mimosa today. I am not shy about moving it when I go back. I will ask the boss when I go back. The boss said: "Maybe you bought this basin shamelessly."

3. Please don’t call me a otaku, please call me a closed home; please don’t call me a otaku, please call me Madame Curie.

4. Living is a waste of air, dead is a waste of land, half-dead is a waste of RMB.

5. You won’t have enough books until you use them, and you won’t have enough money at the end of the month.

6. I may not be able to lift a hundred kilograms of stones, but if it is a hundred kilograms of famous coins, I promise to pick it up and run away.

7. Opportunity is like a hair on a bald man's head. If you catch it, you will catch it. If you can't catch it, it will be gone.

8. In the next life, I will be your heart. If you piss me off, I will stop beating.

9. When life doesn’t go your way, don’t panic. Look at your wallet and savings and just cry. 10. A quick look at you is not as good as a quick look at you. 11. When you ignore me, I feel that you are studying hard and preparing to support me in the future.

12. Today a foreigner asked me for directions. I exchanged English with him and we were evenly matched. He didn’t understand what I said, and I couldn’t understand what he said.

13. To explain is to cover up. To cover up is to be dishonest, and to be dishonest is to take care of yourself!

14. Girls who can’t unscrew bottle caps are actually pretending. If you ask her to try opening a package, she won’t even need scissors.

15. You said you were always behind me, so did you pick up the money I dropped last time?

16. Nowadays, the Internet often creates an illusion for me: everyone in the world is very rich but I am not.

17. I once thought I was a flower on the cliff, but later I realized that I was just a dregs in the sea of ??people.

18. My maturity is all prudishness, but my naivety is my true temperament.

19. Is there a person who is willing to walk into a small restaurant side by side with me, hand in hand, roast a leg of lamb, and eat hot pot? I don’t ask for eternity, I just ask you to pay your bills and leave.

20. There are many things that you can't figure out at the time. Don't worry. If you think about it after a while, you won't be able to remember it.