Short greetings for Boys’ Day

1. On Men’s Day on 8.3, I’ll treat you to a big dinner. If you don’t eat, you’ll get nothing. If you eat, you’ll become an idiot. There are tons of men, you name it, as long as it pleases you, idiots will be idiots. It’s rare to have a high state of confusion. If you enjoy me, others will enjoy it. Only when everyone is happy is real happiness!

2. On Men’s Day on 8.3, the names of men are rewritten: talented ones who are ugly are called polite, handsome ones who make less money are called practical and reliable, and those who make a lot of money and don’t care about family are called ambitious. The person who is carefree and does not care about his family is called having both sides.

3. Let’s raise a glass to celebrate Men’s Day on August 3. Firstly, I wish you to be smart and cute, but you will be pitiful and unloved; secondly, I wish you to have a lucky star, a wife and a virtuous wife, and you will be able to do nothing when you are idle at home; thirdly, I wish you are born with talents that will be useful, and you will come back again after all your hard work! Happy Men's Day!

4. On Men’s Day on 8.3, a big gift will be delivered to your door. I’ll give you a watch so you won’t be late for a date. I’ll give you a mobile phone and carry my love with you. Give you a tie and you will think of me every day. The bill won't arrive until tomorrow, feel my endless love.

5. The world becomes extraordinarily beautiful because of women! My life has become more interesting because of you. Thank you for letting me celebrate Men's Day every day. Today you celebrate Women's Day! May you always be young and beautiful!

6. I complain all day long and no one cares or pities me. Today is Men’s Day. Let’s go out and be cool. Eat as much delicious food as you can and try to gain another ten pounds. Have fun and be crazy and strive for it. I can’t go home. I like smoking and drinking, right? I won’t give it to you today! Although it's Men's Day, good health is still the most important thing.

7. A real man dares to love and hate, a real man dares to be angry and speaks out; a real man dares to speak and do, a real man dares to do and take responsibility; a real man is forthright and magnanimous, a real man Resolute and decisive. You who read the text message are the real man. August 3rd is coming, I wish the real man a happy holiday!