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I can't set the ringing function to vibrate when I accept SMS, which is fatal, especially during the exam. On the eve of the final exam, most people have a well-thought-out plan. Of course, I know why they are not worried. Their mobile phone messages can be tuned to vibrate and receive information unnoticed. Unlike this unlucky mobile phone in my hand, the invigilator in the corridor can call it when the "beep" rings.

the so-called man is not as good as heaven. The examination room of our class is arranged in the East Ladder Classroom. As soon as all the mobile phones enter the examination room, the information index will immediately return to zero! Only my mobile phone, the information index still shows two squares, I quietly hinted that a few anxious friends around me, take it easy, I have everything under control.

The first course is English, and we have arranged for the master to be in other examination rooms, saying that as soon as she finishes, she will send the answer by mobile phone. An hour after the exam time, the "beep" rang in my pocket, and I was immediately refreshed. The message for help came! The text message for help is coming, and the deadly invigilator is also listening to the movement. I generously took out a portable alarm clock from my other pocket and put it on the desk. The teacher came to ask me what was going on. I pointed to the alarm clock. "Teacher, I lost my watch two days ago." This trick was learned from the war of liberation in China, and it is called "Don't fight an unprepared battle". The moment the teacher turned around, 2 choices were copied out. In less than 1 minutes, the mobile phone rang again. I pretended as if nothing had happened, and when the teacher came near, I picked up the alarm clock, opened it face to face, removed the battery, unscrewed the back cover, and looked at it. It was strange to say, what's the matter? It keeps ringing, maybe it's broken? The teacher knocked on my desk to get my attention. There is still 1/3 blank left in the multiple-choice questions on the paper. I estimate that it will be done again. When the mobile phone rang this time, the invigilator's old lady got angry and ran at me angrily. I didn't wait for her to come over. I grabbed the alarm clock and slammed it on the table. "What a broken alarm clock! It' s endless! " When the old lady comes over, I will send the alarm clock directly. "Please take the alarm clock away, teacher, or it will disturb the silence of the examination room too much." The old lady breathed a sigh of relief, took the alarm clock and whispered, "There are still many minutes left. Please answer the questions well."

At this time, my rolls presented a bumper harvest, and I began to pass notes to my brothers and sisters around me. At this time, the deadly mobile phone actually "beep" rang again! The teacher's eyes swept away here, and my cold sweat immediately came down! At this time, I can't even touch a coin in my pocket except toilet paper. Or the old lady? A whispered a few words to another invigilator and became serious. I used my quick wits and turned to the people around me and asked, "Do some of you have an alarm clock?" The buddies around are very cooperative, and they are all innocent: "No." I also wondered, "What's that noise?" The old lady came over and exclaim, "Don't talk!" I took the opportunity to get up quickly and said that the teacher handed in my papers. In a few minutes, the comrades came out one after another, and high-fived each other outside the examination room, which meant great success in the revolution. At this time, someone asked me, who sent the last message?

I took out my mobile phone and read the information. Under the green background light, there were seven clear small words

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. Don't copy! "