Deception message

How can you describe your inner feelings when you look at yourself decorated with golden jade hands? Her shy little face flushed faintly, and when she remembered what had just happened, she said to herself, Why do you always break the toilet paper when you wipe your ass?

That summer afternoon, I took you into the green tent. The sun was shining high and the breeze lifted my clothes. We had a wonderful afternoon together: you bowed your head and ate grass, while I read the picture book!

In order to consolidate our friendship, narrow the gap between the east and the west, curb the disparity between the rich and the poor, put an end to social division, stabilize social order, and promote Socialism with Chinese characteristics's modernization ... lend me 200 yuan!

Why did I send you a message? Because I don't want to see you. Why don't I want to see you? Because I dare not look at your face. Why can't I look at your face? Because I just threw up yesterday.

My heart is very sad, tears are pouring down my face, and my character is good. Why do you love others and not me, my dear RMB!

It's already deep at night. I woke up from my sleep because I thought of you. Why do you always leave me quietly in the middle of the night? I really need you. Where did you drop the pillow?

I heard that your mobile phone doesn't have short message function, so I sent this short message to try. If you receive it and confirm that it has SMS function and it is not my SMS, please reply to me: I have it, it is yours!

I was in pain when you left me silently. I don't know what to do. I hate myself when I watch your back go away. It's all my fault … I got up early and caught the bus.

May happiness stick to you like a dog skin plaster, good luck be trampled by you often like dog shit, happiness buzz around you like flies, wealth is picked up casually like garbage, and accidents always make you scream like mice!

God sent me a cornucopia. I accidentally thought of you once, and it turned out to be you. I can't stop thinking about it and it can't stop changing. In the end, you are all over the house, and I am worried: this has become a donkeys' circle.

Why are you doing this? What have I done to you? If you want to tell everyone about me like this, can't you just tell me? You have to advertise everywhere like this, tell me! Why tell people everywhere that I am handsome!

I miss you a little, and I really want to ask you out to see you, but I dare not ... My heart is really messy ... Every time I see you, my heart is always like a deer, because the people in the mental hospital told me that you can't even eat shit now.

Every night after I met you, I went to sleep every night, thinking and thinking about you! Your smile and your face are always in my heart-I'm too scared to sleep!

Honey, there's something I can't wait to tell you. I miss you so much, especially your face. I'd rather ask you-how many days have you not washed your face?

You always said I was worthless. You can't fart with a stick, and the earth can't shit without gravity, which makes you very dissatisfied, but I'm also interested. Come on, put on the ring-48k pure iron!

There are small raindrops floating in the sky, which seem to laugh at my delusion. Why are you so selfish and cruel that I miss you? Who knows, I saw pigs and idiots staring at this poem on their mobile phones.

Send you a pair of couplets: the first couplet is the thought of you in the wind and rain; The bottom line is that I really love you. The horizontal recognition is that the information is wrong.

If missing is a wisp of smoke, let the wind blow to you and let you know how much I miss you; If you are worried about a drop of rain, let the heavy rain fall on your head and let you know how much I miss you; Have you caught a cold？

Brother Biao asked me to give you a message, so don't say anything, just, just wish you luck in Mao Mao, and Kaka will scratch the money! ! Money? Guess what? It's money! Kaka is a scratch! !

When I call your mobile phone, it rings once for missing you, twice for loving you, three times for caring about you, and four times for ... Shit, will you answer the phone?

A riverside and a Jiang Tao, one mountain is higher than the other. Send a message to the straw bag, the straw bag must take out his mobile phone, take out his mobile phone and look down, and find himself an idiot.

Men are born guilty, so you can't be afraid of being tired. Of course, dating costs money, and sweet words will kill you. Pay your salary every month, don't expect feedback, it's all your fault.

Khrushchev visited the farm, and the reporter took a photo of him in a pigsty with pigs. The next day, I saw a postscript in the newspaper: the third from the left is Comrade Khrushchev.

You're really beautiful, rat's eyes and pig's mouth. You vomit like a toilet when you talk!

Your fart is so shocking that such a high building collapsed to the ground and such a thick steel pipe collapsed so thin. It's really a notorious fart for thousands of years!

When you see this message, please do the following actions: pinch your right ear with your left hand, pinch your left ear with your right hand, stick out your tongue and stand in the street. You will find that people will give you money!

There are many women around, all of whom are elder sisters; Occasionally there are exceptions, and it's also a bad date. There are too many bachelors around me, and I am hungry all day; I want to say a few words of comfort, but I don't know what to say.

Please touch your little red face first, then touch your little belly! All right! This lecture on pig raising knowledge is over. See you tomorrow!

You are really not smart enough, and your nose is like an old prick; Eyes like red pepper; Eyebrows are like two knives; Walk on both sides; It seems that the crab fainted.

There are stars and the moon hanging in the sky, the Goddess Chang'e flying to the moon has a lot on his mind, the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl are in love, the Moon Old Matchmaker is a myth, and there is a fool who doesn't talk and squints at the phone.

I smoked countless times until I vomited. Drive into a tree and walk slowly on the dance floor. Everyone thinks you are cool, but you can't walk when you see a beautiful woman.

You are under our surveillance, don't look around! You can only put your mobile phone on the ground now, and then walk in front, and you can't look back!

New use of mobile phone: [Suitable for people] Young women [Usage] Turn the mobile phone to vibrate, put it in the left and right coat pockets in turn, and dial it several times. It will take effect in ten days, and breast augmentation is not negotiable!

Teach you a happy spell; An Sizhu An Sizhu, An Sizhu, An Sizhun Bamboo, Congratulations on learning Shandong dialect; I am a pig, I am a pig, I am a pig, I am a stupid pig.

Are you lonely? If you have, you can buy a rope and stick and tie the rope to the stick. When the wind blows, you can wave a stick on the roof. When people ask you what you are doing, you can say: I am convulsing.

Look at you, American head, French waist, Indian nose, Hong Kong feet, people are not people, ghosts are not ghosts, only one head and two legs.

Strange, strange, strange, strange, I found that Chun Lv and Chun Lv have mental problems. They don't eat, drink or rest. Where is Wen Chun Green? They are burying their heads in the news!

Friend, do you believe in heaven? I believe there is, because when I know you are reading my message, I feel like I am in heaven! Your existence is my greatest happiness!

Don't think I don't know! You fart that, and you want to blame it! Don't pretend to read text messages! Seems innocent.

Recently, due to the strong solar ions, there will be no signal in the sun. Please hold your other hand high above your head to cover the sun when talking on the mobile phone! Remember, the higher the better!

Your songs are only a little worse than Jacky Cheung's, your handsome is only a little worse than Andy Lau's, but you are much better than a pig in all aspects. Really.

Suddenly meet you! I control my heartbeat, hold my breath and walk slowly towards you. . . Finally, I said, can you let me go with you? My dear pig!

Leather soft seat, sitting; Cold, blowing; Long-haired beauty, accompanied; French perfume, smells; I found a feeling of being a fairy!

Dear, I'll tell you a secret: I was attracted to you the first time I saw you, with dark hair, bright eyes, sexy lips and beautiful figure … Ah! My german black shell

I help you calculate your life. As long as you do as I say, you will make a fortune: put red underwear on your head every morning and shout three times: the god of wealth is coming! commemorate ...

If you receive this message, you will be an Egyptian mummy. If you delete this message, you will be an African mistake. If you reply, you are a Rwandan wild boar. If you don't return it, you will be a Thai shemale who failed the operation!

In a busy life, it's easy to kill a person's enthusiasm and have no interest in anything, so stop occasionally and think seriously ... is it time to pee?

Just now, after your mobile phone rang, it was prompted that the other party was going to the toilet, please dial again later! Dial again and say: Sorry, the subscriber you dialed has fallen into the toilet! Are you okay?

Just called your mobile phone and said: the other party is streaking, please dial again later! I can't believe it! Dial again and say: Sorry, the subscriber you dialed has rushed out of the service area, you

I had a dream last night. God ordered me to send messages to ten pigs, or I would be single for life. Shit, I can't find a second head except you.

I can't sleep well every time I hear your phone call. When I saw your hungry eyes, I was completely confused. I won't sigh if I don't satisfy you, alas! Feeding pigs is really troublesome!

You are so beautiful: oval face, waist, eyebrows, longan eyes, cherry mouth and lotus-like hands. No wonder people call you a vegetable because of your beauty.

On a cold night, when I think of your warm body and delicate skin, I am fascinated and can't help it. I long to hold you to sleep ... my quilt.

Hey, man, want to see naked women? Please press it! Keep pressing, and you will see it soon! Press it, you big rascal, big pervert, I see through you!

I was born useful, but I can't understand it! One day, Wang Di woke up from a dream. Get up at eight o'clock tomorrow morning, and he will understand after eating the cake (it will be a surprise to try to read the third word of each sentence).

Standing in the street, I accidentally met you, looking at your fox's lonely back and your helpless eyes. I couldn't hold back my inner excitement any longer, and I grabbed you impulsively and said, you stepped on shit!

According to the survey, more than 90 homosexuals check text messages with their thumbs. It's too late, don't change it.

I have used your soft and smooth body to cling to naked me many times. That kind of touching and irregular movements made me enjoy a moment of pleasure, but you gradually lost weight, alas, poor soap.

I want to follow you when I see your back, I want to retreat when I see your side, I want to vomit when I see your front, and you smile at me and want to explain!

A catty and a half of Erguotou, a two-year-old veteran in love, a three-year-old beggar, a gambler and a smoker, and a four-year-old liar and thief. This man is young and promising, and his IQ is low when he grows up. Knowing that this man is you, he will stick to it. Admire! appreciate

A cricket and a pig bet that if I jump into the grass, you can't see me. The pig said, what do I think? So the cricket jumped into the grass. The pig is watching, the pig is watching! The pig is still watching! Why is the pig still watching?

When I was down and out, you were by my side; You were by my side when I was sick and injured; When I am frustrated in love, you are still by my side ... it's bad luck to be with you.

A driver ran over a cat. He asked the children on the roadside: Is it yours? It's as big and the same color as mine, but my cat is not as flat as it.

Men are like waiters. Besides installing an operating system loyal to his wife, he should also install a lot of software to serve his wife!