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A friend is going to have a birthday and wants to ask for some birthday greeting messages. Everybody help!

You are brighter than the stars in the sky, you are more fragrant than the flowers on the ground, you are a fairy in the sky, you are an elf on earth, you sing loudly, hell will become heaven, you dance heartily, and the universe will be crazy for you. God calls you: shit. .......

Xu Xian likes to open a pharmacy because he wants to run a white snake pharmacy. Yong Dong likes vegetable gardens because he can enjoy human happiness with fairies. And I like texting, because it can make pigs exercise-look, how happy the little front hoof is!

You should learn to be strong. Look in the mirror if you are in a bad mood! Say to yourself: I am handsome! I am excellent! I'm fine! This will make me feel much better. But don't keep doing this! Lying is always bad!

Puppy puppy has a bulging stomach, thick feet and a doodle face, and can't get in or out with one mouth. Where is the puppy now? Looking at the phone panting.

Last night, I dreamed of you and sent you home. We walked towards a beautiful building. You said, you ran in. I looked at your figure and saw that it said mental hospital.

Head radish, figure like watermelon, face like banana, sour like hawthorn. As it grows, it is all sediment. Guess who it is. -So it's you, you idiot!

You've changed! Why is this? I never know you again. Now you are so strange to me. My heart hurts. You were so cute before! But now ... why don't you be a tadpole and a toad?