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Forty excerpts from friends who have been crying because they are distressed by their children's illness and injections.

I have a lovely baby who doesn't cry or make trouble after the injection. She goes to bed at eight o'clock every night and wakes up at dawn. She asked me why I was so good, because her mother was very good.

It is said that August is a ghost month, many people have a cold and fever, and many things are not going well. It is sunny in September. For our good luck, praise one.

3. Call a mud horse, and all kinds of moods look good.

No matter where I go, I will cherish every scenery around me.

She caught a cold, and you sweated a lot. She took care of everything when she served tea and medicine. I have a cold, I tell you. You responded coldly: it's none of my business, I can't cure it.

6. I suffer from taking medicine and can't go out tasteless. I can understand my mood, very calm! Let happiness rain on your heart, let health moisten your heart like water, and let happiness surround you like air! Friend, I hope you get well soon!

7. I hope you are well and won't get sick or worry.

8. Mi Bao came to get the flu vaccine and agreed to get the vaccine. Very sensible to say: the baby does not cry, the baby is very brave. I really didn't cry during the injection, and I said goodbye to the nurse aunt before I left.

9. When you feel sleepy after intravenous drip, you can set yourself an alarm clock and call it every 15 minutes, so that you can sleep peacefully.

10. I made an appointment for an injection on the 5th of next month, but it seems that I can't. I don't know when I can go back to Chongqing if this drags on.

1 1. A person named Qiuhua's mother started class. It is always bad for children to have a cold, fever and cough. Most of them are fake. Have a casual meal.

12. I have to go to the hospital for injections every day recently. You can stop by on weekdays, and you have to travel half a city for injections on rest days.

13. The child has a bad cold and must be injected.

14. A person is so sleepy that he can't close his eyes and rest, because there is no one to give you an intravenous drip.

15. When I was sick, I came alone for infusion, and then I met a gentle school doctor, a mother and two warm younger brothers for infusion. Call me a doctor every time the needle water runs out. I suddenly feel sick.

16. After all, I still can't bear it. In the indoctrination of loneliness … it's really good to get married and have company.

17. My baby is very brave. He stopped crying after the injection. He is very calm. I also weighed the baby by the way, weighing 20 Jin. Come on, baby, grow up healthily!

18. It's really uncomfortable to feel sick. Because I am sick, I have to take a lot of medicine and go to the hospital to hang salt water. Oh, what a bother! In class, I want to concentrate on the class, but I can't get any energy, and my eyelids have been fighting; I want to raise my hand and speak loudly, but I can't make a sound when I stand up; I want to have a sweet dream at night, but the cold virus still won't let me go, causing me to get up in the middle of the night to drink water. Virus, virus, why do you keep pestering me? I will never meet you again, and I will never get sick again!

19. Drinking blood transfusion is shameful. I want to quit the Jianghu.

20. Take medicine by yourself, give yourself injections, give yourself infusions, and don't put an infusion patch ... Well, I am the ultimate woman, come on!

Copywriting in a circle of friends who have been crying because their children are ill and have an injection (2 1) (part two). A person should not learn from other people's diseases, and no one will help you call a nurse for intravenous drip. I don't know when the blood will come back. Today, I was forced to be hospitalized for intravenous drip, dragging the infusion pole around the hospital looking for nurses.

22. After hours of continuous infusion and consultation, I finally came back to life.

23. At 2 o'clock in the middle of the night, I have a cold, fever, stuffy nose and cough. This feeling of wanting to sleep is a hundred times worse than being lovelorn, isn't it!

24. Acute gastroenteritis has not been sick for many years, so get better quickly.

25. I have no other ideas. No medicine, no injections, no tests, just want to be happy.

26. I haven't had an infusion for several years, and I lost twice in half a year. I take medicine every day, and it has become a medicine jar.

27. In the indoctrination of loneliness … it's really good to get married and have company.

Only when you are sick do you know how important health is.

29. Take medicine consciously when you are sick. I haven't used it to take medicine since I was a child. I am not afraid of injections and infusions, which is really a highlight of me.

30. It is said that covering your eyes for an injection will make you no longer afraid.

3 1. Dreaming that you are sick and getting an injection shows that you don't really believe in your ability. You are afraid that you can't overcome difficulties when you face them. I suggest you improve your willpower, don't run away from anything, and face it bravely.

32. Infusion is boring, poor and sick, and really penniless.

33. If you give me an injection, I'll give you a haircut. The school canteen is still delicious! I didn't eat, so I saved my stomach for milk tea.

34. Those who are most afraid of injections are really cute and distressed.

35. Take medicine if you are afraid of an injection. There is always a doctor who will prescribe medicine. When I have an injection, I'm always afraid. How can I overcome it?

36. I wanted to go to the toilet and found that no one was holding the infusion bag or bottle for me.

I caught a cold twice! Blood transfusion can be good! I've never had an infusion for a cold before!

38. Isn't everything going well when you are in a bad mood? In a bad mood, the water heater is broken, and I caught a cold when I was most annoyed. It really collapsed.

39. "It's raining hard outside. I will give you an umbrella. Don't catch a cold. " "What about you?" "I want to take a taxi"

Cold, illness, injection, 2022 friends circle copy

A circle of friends who get sick with a cold and get an injection is 1. Don't feel sorry for a child with a cold. I know that a cold makes you uncomfortable.

I used to fantasize that I was ill and everyone would care about and love you! But how stupid I am to feel really sick now! Health is the most important!

I thought I could live a better life by making money hard, but I didn't expect my body to stand it. It seems that I really can't live the life of a rich man.

I feel the importance of health only when I am sick, and I don't know how inseparable I am until I lose it. I hope all my fears are a false alarm.

5. Disease is the means and health is the purpose; Disease is the road, and health is the goal.

6. It hurts to get stuck in the child's body! If only it could take the place of getting sick and getting an injection.

7. The happiest thing is that I have a good life with you. Thank you for letting me meet you.

8. People who have no time to rest will always have time to get sick; People who have no time to fall in love will always find time to date.

9. You thought of me when no one loved you, and which girl you hugged when I was sick.

10. What we can do to avoid serious illness, including cancer, is simply to do subtraction in one sentence, which is fundamental. If you don't have too much, you won't embarrass yourself.

1 1. A cold has messed up the whole world. It seems that I have to get better soon.

12. Who will comfort me when I have a cold and fever?

13. What's the big deal if you have a fever and no one to comfort you? At least you know this is the coolest thing.

14. Disease is like a mountain. This sentence is really not blowing! I hope everyone will take good care of their health.

15. Remember other people's advice when you fail; Only when you are sick do you realize that life is fragile.

16. No matter what kind of drug, it needs the help of individual psychosomatic function to play its pharmacological role. If you have a bad attitude, even the best medicine is ineffective.

17. In case you get sick, you will get sick; Damn it, just die.

18. If you are sick, you will recover one day, but you will leave indelible damage in a certain corner of your body. A rain came unexpectedly and a disease came without warning. You're not prepared at all. Are you capable of withstanding this sudden disaster?

19. Say sorry to yourself, because not taking care of yourself will make you sick again.

20. People living in the world always seem to have a serious illness before they know how to be satisfied.

I don't want to stop here, just don't want to stop at "cherish health, eat, drink and be merry in time".

22. Say sorry to your body for not taking good care of you! Now, hold your arm tightly. This kind of comfort is the most affordable.

23. Cold, fever, discomfort, this is my painful day.

24. The only advantage of catching a cold is that no one knows when you cry.

I told him that I was ill, and he didn't care. He just said that he was ill and went to the hospital. Why do you want to see me? Hehe, I smiled. We broke up yesterday.

26. In this world, everything can wait until tomorrow, except health!

27. Don't give me the tenderness of hot and cold. I have poor resistance and am afraid of catching a cold.

I want to strangle these slugs. Why do they keep flowing out? Very annoying. My body is cold and hot now. It's so uncomfortable and anxious! ! !

29. I have a cold and feel terrible. Seek comfort!

30. The exam is really annoying. The point is that I have a cold and am in a bad mood. It's really a dog!

3 1. Being sick is very painful, especially when the person you expect is not around you.

32. Take care of yourself when it is windy. Remember to take medicine when you are sick. Don't get wet when it rains. You have a good life in the future, and I will walk slowly.

I have caught a cold hundreds of times. You have a persistent high fever.

If you don't get sick, you really think you are indestructible and harmless, and there is no pressure in your heart.

35. If you want to achieve great things, don't haggle with others and spend your time on things like chicken flying and dog jumping. In the final analysis, you don't respect your choice.

Money, fame and status, but without health, everything is useless.

37. Life is not as beautiful as you think. I didn't know I couldn't go to the end of my life until I got sick. At this time, if there is a person, accompanying the doctor, what a happy thing.

38. You don't know to take part in accidental amusement until you are ill.

I didn't know how important health was until I was ill.

40. Honey, my hot and cold makes me catch a cold.

A collection of 40 articles owed to his wife and children in a circle of friends

I owe my wife and children a circle of friends (I) 1. I just want to say sorry to you! Will you please forgive me? I didn't mean to. I was punished. It is my greatest punishment that you live so well. But I also have difficulties. At that time, I was immature, afraid of being responsible, and even more afraid of swearing. I know I'm really bad! But I was really wrong. You are already so happy, can you really forgive me, let this debt offset and set me free?

2. My mother held her lovely granddaughter that year and was loved by her closest relatives. On May 24th, 20th/kloc-0th/8th, the 29th day of April in the lunar calendar, it was my mother's birthday. How can I forget my son's belated blessing? I owe my mother the most in my life! Raise me and help me raise my children. Son is busy at work! I can't accompany you, I'm sorry, mom, I love you!

Your life now may not be what you want, but you definitely asked for it. The worst thing in life is not to lose someone you love, but to lose yourself because you love someone too much. Life should be a full glass of wine, and we should drink it with relish. Life is only a few decades, so don't make do with love and food. Your heart and stomach are very small, don't owe them.

4. Some old people, who are still talking about their babies, tend to speak ill of their mothers. In this way, children will be afraid to see their mothers and refuse to get close to them, which makes the parent-child relationship between mother and child rigid. For children, no one can replace the mother's love. When parents have to give their children to the elderly for a living, it is already a big debt for the children. If the elderly can't play a good role as a bridge and often vilify their precious mothers, it will easily lead to children's insecurity and even psychological defects, which will affect their healthy growth.

5.20xx began, another year of running away from home. Over the years, I have been confused, obsessed with tradition, and panicked at the development of modern society. If I don't work for three or two days, I will panic and be abandoned by society. If I concentrate on my work, I will only owe endless debts to my family and children. When is this confusing and tangled day?

6. Quote the words of Lu Damei: Life is light without debt. Love is voluntary, and you have no regrets. There are still many puzzles, let time tell you.

7. I feel more and more guilty recently. I always worry that I don't love my children enough, and I always worry that I don't have enough company with my children and fall into deep remorse.

8. I still feel guilty about my children. I was too careless to take good care of her! Baby, mom will try her best to protect you in the future. Nothing else, just to make you grow up safely and healthily.

9. I haven't spent much time with my daughter in the store recently, and I feel deeply indebted. Daughter and mother also want to earn more to make your life better in the future.

10. The world is a projection, and it never owes anything. Honey, there's no one else outside.

1 1. Suddenly I found myself afraid to look back. I failed. I owe it. It's too late to pay it back. Therefore, don't drink less when you are drunk, and don't sit still when you sing.

12. It is said that parents' kindness will not be known until they have raised their children. I knew it well before I had a baby. After having children, I feel that my parents' kindness is acquired, but my debts to my children are born. To bring him (her) into this world is to owe them. I thank my parents and my children, who made me a mother, taught me to be a mother and enriched my life.

13. In this era, the annual family income is not 300,000, and raising children is a debt to children. Listen to the feelings of people who raise babies in all walks of life.

14. If it is not forced by life, I don't want to be separated from my child and miss his growth. Every time I think about it, I feel guilty for my children.

15. It's not that I don't love you anymore, just because I find that you don't need me anymore.

16. I have always envied those who stay at home full-time after leaving their jobs, not because they feel comfortable, but because they are determined to give their children more company. And my two little girls, I feel guilty and owe them so much.

17. The inner anxiety originally came from the debt to the children. I missed your childhood once, but fortunately you are still by my side. Love well and love hard! My prince, I love you!

18. After having a second child, I feel I owe my boss both mentally and in time ~ Sometimes my boss will pester me because I am weak after childbirth, impatient with my children, and even a little simple and rude. I need to review! I feel sorry for my eldest daughter.

19.。 I owe the children so much. Love me the most and leave … I don't want her to spend it in fear …?

20. I said that making money is for my children. I really don't have company, but I still feel that I owe her.

You owe your wife and children a circle of friends (below) 2 1. In this world, there is only one person you will always owe. Mom's world is small, only full of children. The child's world is very big, but she is often ignored. Mother's Day is coming, remember to send my best wishes to my mother.

22. On the Lantern Festival, the family went out for a stroll together. Although they are a little tired, they are happy. They spend less and less time with their children, and they owe a lot to their parents and children. Sometimes it hurts to be sensible at such a young age. The photos they took were casually flipped through, and you can't tell without beauty. After all, they are becoming more and more ugly. Time is a butcher knife.

23. You have few companions. I owe it to my daughter. Not a good mother. At the same time, it is gratifying. Mom and dad are very kind to you. Little princess who loves to laugh.

24. In this world, you will always owe only one person. Mom's world is small, only full of children. The child's world is very big, but she is often ignored.

25. My baby and I went to bed early. When I woke up, I found that I was not my grandmother. I immediately cried and hugged for a long time before falling asleep. I suddenly feel sick. What about the sense of security given by mom? Unexplained debt to children

26. Yelling at her, will you cry and beg your mother for forgiveness at night? I feel that I owe too much to my children, I am not a qualified good mother, and I care too much about my feelings. In order to express his love for me, the little man took the initiative to kiss me, which made people feel distressed and want to cry. Baby, I'm sorry. My mother misunderstood what this wonderful time meant to you and me. I should change my mind and stay with you. In fact, I want you to stay with me and feel love and warmth together. I love you, my unique baby!

27. When he was sick and most helpless, he could only cry and call grandma without his parents.

28. In this world, you will always owe only one person. Mom's world is small, only full of children. The child's world is very big, but she is often ignored. Mother's Day is coming, remember to send my best wishes to my mother. Mom is really hard. I always make you angry, but after every time, I always smile and say a good word. It was really hard for you to raise my brother and me. Thank you.

29. The baby hasn't slept on me for a long time, and I haven't given you enough freedom. I always feel indebted, especially when I look at each other. The cat's eye is so innocent that it was cured at once.

30. I don't know if my second treasure is good. I didn't move much today. You are your mother's child alone. You are pregnant 10 months. My mother spends two-thirds of her time catching a cold and coughing. She was too busy with her early work and was in a bad mood. She felt that she owed you more and more. Your father is indifferent to you, too. Only my sister and grandmother care about you. I hope you can come out to see us smoothly, healthily and safely No matter how they treat you, mom will always love you.

3 1. Is the mother the least resistant to the child's emotions? Send them to grandma's house and make her feel guilty! I hope I can get used to it in two or three days, and then I will pick her up early.

32. At the beginning of school, I was too tired to work and felt that I owed too much to my children. Only this quiet night belongs to me. ?

33. The saddest thing is the debt to two children, especially when a person has two children, one of whom is unwell and wants to take care of the sick child as much as possible, and the other child becomes an unnecessary burden at this time!

I ran away from home again, leaving my two children. I'm sorry to hear that the child can't see his mother crying like that when he comes home from school. I'm really sorry that I can't be with them.

35. He gives you a gift, and you just want to give him several copies of the same value or even better. It's not that you have money and no place to spend it, but that you care about this emotional expression. It is often a feeble action. What's more, you don't want to owe you a late-night pose.

36. Before coming back, Bao Xiao cried and said that he didn't want to be separated from me. I always feel that I owe too much to my children. If you feel uncomfortable, be strong.

37. I don't think I am a good mother. I feel deeply guilty about my children. My mother is not good enough, I want to reflect on myself and change!

38. Good morning, Black Sword. May you live as your own light.

39. Eight months have passed in a blink of an eye. I have gained and paid, and I owe my children and my dear teacher Ma some company! Starting from 20xx, we not only need to work harder, but also need to work harder in our lives. I can't be ruined by laziness! I won't pretend to try to deceive myself again!

40. Sometimes I feel indebted to my children. When he cried, I couldn't hug him for the first time and listen to him. I have to go to the kitchen to cook, or we will all be hungry.

Forty excerpts from senior dog licking humorous copywriting in friends circle

Senior dog licking humorous copy is in the circle of friends (I) 1. When I saw you online, I invited you to eat chicken, but I was rejected for the second time, and then I saw that you had already opened it. I know you must not play with me in order not to get into trouble.

The way I talk to you face to face makes me sick when I look at myself.

You ignored me for two days, and I sent a lot of dynamic messages that didn't attract your attention. I've thought a lot. Maybe I am a fish swimming in your sea, maybe I am grass, and I am willing to be cut by you. What are you doing now? I miss you.

4. "I bought you a pair of socks." "I'm his boyfriend!" "Then I'll buy more for you to tear, meowed ~ ~"

So I'm as important as your family.

6. Unrequited love is a person's shuddering.

7. He wears 1w shoes and you go with him. I spent 50w on treating cerebral palsy, and you ignored me?

8. I'm really happy to be caught by you for a few days. Can you protect me from your open love? I still want to be hooked by you as before.

9. My friend said that licking the dog again would break my leg. Fortunately, it's a leg. If it's a hand, I can't talk to you, Bao?

10. Why did you ask me out? Are you afraid I'm too tired to walk? I love you more, my baby!

1 1. So you can't lick a dog without calling it "Bao"? Then I won't scream.

12. I had a headache today and went to the hospital for examination. As a result, the doctor said that my head was broken. I gave him a beating as soon as I heard it. All I can think about is you. He said my head was broken. He said you were bad. I won't allow others to say that you are not good at all.

13. Less treasure of wind and rain, more beautiful gratitude. Sing warmly and poetically, harmoniously and freely ...

14. The weather is getting hotter and hotter. I really don't know what to do without your cold violence.

15. Of course I choose to forgive her.

16. I don't want to lick the dog anymore. Let's get together and leave. You can go to your wooden bridge later. I will support the bridge below. You must be careful when crossing the bridge.

17. You deleted me today, and I was lost in thought for a long time. I think there must be some deep meaning in this. So you're playing hard to get. I don't think I love you enough. You've become cuter for no reason. I will stick to my love for you, so don't worry. I'll give you another number!

18. I will listen to you except breaking up.

19. Why can't I see your circle of friends?

20. Because the signal here is not good, I didn't get a second response, which was a few seconds slower than last time. Don't be angry. I am now in the small tree at the head of our village. The signal in the tree is better, but the mosquito nailed me to death.

Humorous copy of senior dog licking in friends circle (2)1. Don't get married yet, wait for my first two-color ball, okay?

22. I asked when you could see me. You said next life. It's very kind of you to stay with me in the next life.

The factory paid 3000 yuan today. Do you think I will give you 3000 yuan? No, I only gave you 300 because I licked ten at the same time.

24. You slapped me innocently today, and I didn't feel any pain. On the contrary, I think your hands are particularly cold, all because I didn't take good care of you, my baby.

25. Every time Bao fights with you, I always hope someone will steal each other's crystal. You will say that our house was stolen, and then I am glad that I can have a home with you.

26. They said that all my friends blocked my home, and then I found that you blocked me. So you have regarded me as family, and I love you more.

27. Today, I told him that I wanted to ask: Do you have a member of iQiyi? He didn't find the Tibetan poem "I love you" and told me to get out.

28. When I saw you having dinner with a handsome guy, you looked very close. You never told me you had such good friends. You must be afraid that I think too much. You always think of me. You are so kind to me. I like you more and more.

I carried three bags of sandbags on the construction site yesterday. The workmates asked me why I could recite it so well. My tears came down in an instant, yes, why can I carry it so hard but I can't miss you?

30. You may be great, but I may not respect you.

3 1. package! Don't look for me in the dog market in the future. I ran out of the dog licking cage. Come to the seafood market if you miss me. I'm working there like a fish now, but the garage dug me up and asked me to be a spare tire.

32. Let's get together and part. I'll take my sunshine road and you'll cross your wooden bridge! I am supporting the bridge below. Be careful when crossing the bridge ~

You deleted me yesterday. I looked at the red exclamation mark and lost in thought for a long time. I understand that red represents enthusiasm. You want to marry me.

34. She vomited an X and I drank water for three years!

35. You say that your emotions are locked in a space used by one person because you don't like to play with this space. Couple space is opened with your best friend. When I called you, you said you were busy at work. Every time I talk, you say you are busy. You are such a good girl. That's very kind of you. I like you very much.

I remember you said that you always kicked the quilt when you slept. Go to bed at night and let him tuck you in. Don't catch a cold.

37. You are still cold today. I sent you a lot of messages, but there was no reply. But the more you do this, the more I like you. With my constant concern and consideration, you finally stopped being reserved, and you returned a xx. After I looked up the English dictionary, I finally understood the meaning of these two letters. S is sweet and b is baby, so you must be calling me sweet baby. I am very touched.

38. If we are not together, we cannot be together. Your life is not long anyway.

39. You said it was a coincidence that you and he ordered a standard breakfast here. Hey, hey, you didn't recognize me when I was wearing a mask. You said you were stupid ...

40. I made five dollars moving bricks today. Do you think I will give you all five dollars? No, I'll find someone to lend you another 20 points and send them to you together.