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On the Space of May Day

I really want to invite you to experience KTV on May Day! Do you know what KTV is? K gives you a lesson, T gives you a kick, and finally I make a V gesture! Yeah!

Second, the so-called happiness means having a grateful heart, a healthy body, a satisfactory job, a lover who loves you deeply and a group of trustworthy friends. When you receive this message, everything will be owned immediately! Happy May Day

Third, our relationship is unusual, and our blessings to you can be seen; This section should be high, and the top of Mount Everest has been lit; Deep, soup across the Pacific Ocean; There is a length, and Wan Li Great Wall Station has passed the post; It has a width and shines for thousands of years; There is heat, and it is warm all your life. Bless you: happiness, happiness, peace and a happy May Day.

Fourth, browsing is a rare elegance. Leisure is a feeling of relaxation. Friends, what is repaired is happiness. Friendship is a hard-to-find fate. Greetings are sweet concerns. Happy Labor Day.

My mother said that I don't work at ordinary times, but I wait at home on Labor Day, so

6. labor day is really good, and you can have a holiday.

Replace every drop of water in the sea with your good luck. Turn every cloud in the sky into your success. Turn every sentence in the mobile phone into a blessing to you, and wish you a happy Labor Day in advance.

8. Are there any holidays? Do you think taking three days off is too short? Have you already started planning your vacation? Do you feel particularly slow today? Are there any absent-minded people at work today? Are there any people smiling at text messages now? If none of the above congratulations, you are a model worker in the new era! I wish you a happy Labor Day in advance!

9. It's almost May Day, and my friendship and gratitude to you are in my heart. Sincere greetings and blessings are delivered through warm short messages; No matter where you are or how busy you are at work, you should cherish yourself. May you be happy on May Day!

10. Labor Day is coming. I wish you all the best, a better life, good health, eternal youth, sweet friendship and love, and happiness forever. I wish you a happy May Day.

1 1. Sadness and happiness exist together, so why should sadness become a negative emotion?

Twelve, a little sincerity is better than a thousand taels of gold, a little warmth can offset the frost in Wan Li, a little greeting brings warmth and sweetness, and a short message brings all my thoughts and makes Labor Day happy.

Thirteen, I don't have colorful flowers, romantic poems, expensive gifts, exciting surprises, only a gentle blessing, I wish you a happy Labor Day!

Fourteen, happiness makes you laugh and beat your back easily; Sing happy songs for you and pray for peace for you; Health will accompany you to grow, and comfort will accompany you to be happy. Labor Day is coming, I wish you a happy life!

Fifteen, Xiao Xian, no matter how difficult it is, you have to face it.

Sixteen, because there are dreams, the sky will be blue; Because of love, roses will be brilliant; Because there are friends, missing will be infinite; Because of labor, the mood will stretch. I wish you a May Day dream come true, love is sweet, and friends are forever! Money can never be earned; Bored, put the work aside for the time being; Filial piety, often go home to see; Music exists in daily life; Fun, fun in hobbies; Love, in long-term mutual loyalty. I wish you a happy May Day!

Boss, I have worked hard for you for a year. It's your treat on May Day!

Eighteen years old, usually busy with work, taking advantage of May Day shopping.

Nineteen, found that he and I are not suitable, there is no need to explain everything.

Twenty, thoughts have been ignited and spread to your side; Busy day after day, giving the body and mind a rest; Entrust your troubles to the wind and turn a little gain into a smile; May day is coming, may you be happy!

Twenty-one, labor and man, man and labor, these are the parents of all truth. Suhomlinski

Twenty-two years old, the day I turned to love, but oh, love never turned to me.

Send you roses on May Day to convey your feelings. Give you a big peach blossom and your luck depends on it. Send you a bunch of white flowers, a hundred years of hope. Give you a bowl of tofu and laugh after eating it. Happy May Day!

24. Labor Day is coming, and the mouse's dream is to drag all the cats into the hole and kill them. Crow's protest: Are we black people in the world? Wolf's plan: take a sheepskin on May Day. What about you?

At our age, practicing love is more than falling in love.

Twenty-six, give you a good luck, give you a good luck, give you a happiness, give you a blessing, give you a warmth, give you a smooth, give you all the blessings, Happy May Day!

27. May Day is Labor Day. Does anyone want to work with me?

28. Nothing can't be forgotten. I will always forget you, first forget your appearance, then forget your voice, forget what you said. Not now, but later.

Twenty-nine, finally, we have come to an end, and no one belongs to anyone.

I wish you all a good meal, a good play and a good mood!

Thirty-one, Labor Day is coming, happy to report, good luck to harass, looking for happiness in front of the door, beautiful around; Have fun, go out safely, see the old streets and the Confucius Temple. I wish you a good mood during the May Day holiday!

32. The romance of wind chimes evokes people's yearning for a better life. The deepness of camel bell evokes people's yearning for a better future. The wonderful ringtone of the mobile phone reminds us that Labor Day is coming. I wish you happiness!

33. May Day is coming. It's great to have a three-day holiday. Sleeping late every day, laughing at parties, bubbling online, chatting by SMS, climbing in the wild, taking a bath in the pool, all the troubles are forgotten, and life is wonderful. Happy May Day!

34. Peace is a blessing, peace is a blessing, peace is a blessing, calm is a blessing, laughter is a blessing, and Wisdom Fofo Agbo embraces it smoothly. Show blessings flatly, see blessings and health treasures flatly, balance the wonderful sound of the piano, and find happiness and beauty in your life. May Day came and laughed. I can't forget to greet my friends. I wish you a happy smile every day, peace and happiness!

May Day is coming. I wish you a happy life, a romantic house and a healthy family. Hope is ahead, wealth is shining and happiness is like sunshine. Happy holidays and happy family!

Thirty-six, I will spread the most beautiful May Day blessing in the world to my most lovely friends, fly around the world like dandelion, and let the luckiest thing in the world land by your side! I wish you a happy May Day!

Thirty-seven, May Day is coming, and it is a holiday: the flowers are beautiful, the birds are noisy, the sun is shining, and the breeze is floating; Fog is not fog, flowers are not flowers, forget troubles, how carefree. Be happy, smile, greet and wish you well!

Take life as seriously as work; Treat work as passionately as love; Treat labor as naturally as breathing; Treat the future as calmly as reality. Happy May Day!

Thirty-nine, there are always some things that are hard to forget, there are always some people to keep in mind, and there are always some days to put aside their troubles. On the occasion of May Day, send a message wishing you a good mood and let happiness harass you! I wish you a happy May Day!

Forty, no matter the ends of the earth, I will follow you closely; No matter the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, I will always be with you. I want to shout out a sentence to let the world know: Happy Labor Day! -There are four more words. You are welcome!

Forty-one, May Day is coming, the work pressure is put behind me, and the body is relaxed and in a good mood; Spring is a good season and the suburbs are very comfortable; How lively it is for friends and relatives to meet and get together! I wish you a happy May Day holiday!

Forty-two, I knew that your words were not for me, but I deceived myself and sat in the right position.

Forty-three, send you a secret of happy work: say what others like to hear and do what you like to do; If you must work, it is better to accept it happily than to bother yourself. Happy May Day! During the May Day holiday, I feel very relaxed. Let's leave work, go out of the house, go shopping today, play tomorrow, accompany my lover, go shopping and go to bed early, not to mention how fragrant it is. This may day is happy.

44. If memory is poison, then forgetting is the antidote.

Forty-five, May Day blessing has a height, the top of Mount Everest, full of emotions; May 1 blessing has depth, and greetings are written on the bottom of the sea; May 1 blessing has a length, and there are thousands of words after the word; May 1 blessing has a width, suitable for all ages. Happy May Day!

Forty-six, I heard that a strange thing happened during May Day this year. I happened to pass by, but I didn't believe everything I saw: pigs actually read text messages on their mobile phones like people.

I love you as mice love rice!

Talking about may day

First, don't think too well about everything.

Second, if you don't eat for free, you are an idiot.

Meeting you is fate, becoming friends is my choice, and falling in love with you is an accident beyond my control.

4. Why is there the May 4th Movement? Because there are three days off on May Day, I won't have time until May 4th! ! !

I only love to lose my temper with you, because I subconsciously believe that you will not leave me. Stupidity turned out to be a kind of dependence.

6. For a long time, there was a big mountain in front of Gong Yu's house. Swear to move mountains and mobilize future generations to move mountains. Finally, the mountain was successfully moved, haha, damn gourd doll, I came out.

I have always envied my girlfriend having the best boyfriend in the world.

Eight, you miss a man who is sincere to you, then you will definitely meet a beast who plays with you.

9. Don't worry about traveling without money on May Day, take a valium and close your eyes, and go wherever you want during the May Day holiday ~

Never borrow money from your friends, you will find that you don't have many friends.

Eleven, save money, save money, go home on May Day, haha.

Twelve, looking forward to May Day, the days are like turtles; After May Day, the days are even more like rockets. Zongzi Festival is coming, and it will be snails.

13, I got married on May 1, and sent my blessings one after another, ok?

Sometimes, the person who suits you best is the person you least expect.

Fifteen, what is love, let us have something to say.

Sixteen, there are schools, classes, groups, and later, there are exams, that's all.

Seventeen, for me living on a basic salary, give me five days off on May Day, and really want me next month.

May Day is to tell you five things in life: good health, successful career, good mood all the time, good circle of friends and good luck all the time. I wish my friends a lifetime of five ones! Happy May Day!

Nineteen, it's not that my sister looks down on me? ; Is my sister watching? No desire

Twenty, cool down again! It's cooling down again! Easy to cool down! It's almost May Day, and it's still cooling! Endless, with whom to bask in the face?

Can't you see that I am strong, can you kill me?

22. May Day is coming. Are you still alone? Ah, otherwise would I become a dog?

Where to play on May Day? Where to play on May Day?

Twenty-four, cool down again! It's cooling down again! Easy to cool down! It's almost May Day, and it's still cooling! Endless, with whom to bask in the face?

I wish there was such a person who would love me as much as life.

Never quarrel with your parents! Because when you don't win, you will only be scolded! When you win an argument, you will only be beaten.

I will never love anyone, even you.

Where to play on May Day? Where to play on May Day?

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First, organization, discipline, perseverance and unity with workers all over the world are the guarantee of final victory. Lenin.

Second, sing the songs I once sang and love the people I once loved, but I can't bear it anymore.

Third, I wish the working people in the world a happy May Day!

Fourth, _. A period is not necessarily the end, sometimes it is another beginning. `?

Five, only people who can't figure it out, there is no road that can't be taken.

I can never write a touching indecision about you.

Seven, the weather is as hot as a joke, and the days are like nonsense.

Eight, as long as the hoe jumps well, I am not afraid that I can't dig the corner.

Nine, who gives me calm love, who will accompany me to see the fleeting scenery.

Ten, labor day is here! Another good day to lose weight!

Eleven, in the future, I will be better to myself.

I want us to be together and let you leave me all the so-called memories in a limited time, which are beautiful and warm.

Thirteen, homework is like a mountain, pushing the mountain hard! The higher you push the mountain, the higher it will be.

14th, Labor Day, I closed my mood with busyness.

Fifteen, hi! Friends, don't be numb in labor, let the process of labor really become a pleasure!

Sixteen, no matter how charming the night is, everything will disappear as soon as the sun comes out.

Happy Labor Day? Labor is a kind of happiness. Are you carried away by happiness today? Then sleep while you are dizzy! Good Night!

Genius can't make people don't have to work, and it can't replace labor. To develop genius, you must study for a long time and work with great tension. The more talented a person is, the more complicated and important the task he faces. Smirnoff.

Don't pay more attention to your friends. Be sure to come to the party today, or we will give you color to see see!

Twenty, the ultimate in laughter. ? Don't cry and regret.

Twenty-one, working hard for the happiness of mankind, what a magnificent cause and what a great goal! Saint-Simon

22. Truth comes from debate, and happiness comes from labor. Proverbs

Twenty-three, things change, you just need to hold yourself tight.

Stand in the sun, give the sun a big smile and proudly say that I am more sunny than you.

25, May Day, might as well go out for a walk.

Twenty-six, my sister once said to me: Sister, you are so beautiful! In retrospect, I want to commit a crime; Looking sideways, I want to retreat; Looks positive and wants to defend himself.

Twenty-seven, virtuous women are bound to cheat.

I managed to get enough money to buy a watch. I will give you a birthday present. I think I will forget it. I threw it away.

Twenty-nine, labor day, don't work, stay at home! Hee hee, how comfortable!

30. Open a webpage and another webpage pops up. Is this buy one get one free?

Flowers are dedicated to hard-working people.

Thirty-two, don't let me guess, because the process of guessing will give people a lot of hope, and I am afraid that after the hope, it will be disappointment.

Thirty-three, learning the sea is boundless, and turning back is the shore. Put down your pen and book and become a Buddha. .

34. Science is an honest thing, which is accumulated by the labor and wisdom of many people. Li Siguang.

Labor (husband), I hope you are willing to clean my room, have a good exercise, and often buy me breakfast on Labor Day.

May is a good time to fly. Would you like to fly with me?

The ancient Greeks said, 37; I love those who make me laugh and those who make me cry.

Genius is labor, and human talent is like sparks. It can be extinguished or burned, and there is only one way to force it to burn into a raging fire, and that is labor, and then labor. The original name of NIZHNI NOVGOROD in Gorky City

Thirty-nine years old, (り. Confirmed my eyes, I met the right one? People, x 1n Li? It's empty. How to fill it in?

The 40-year-old man finally lost to a woman who loves words.

Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss and ends with a tear.

Forty-two, today is the International Men's Day. I wish women a happy and beautiful day!

43. The first goal of management is to combine higher wages with lower labor costs. Tyro.

When everyone in the world pursues individuality, the ordinary is unique.

45. If the promise is true, then I don't need it, thank you.

I'm going to have a big sleep on May Day, but you can tell me when you eat!

Talk about the mood of May Day.

1. You nailed me, and friendship was nailed. You are a needle, I am a thread, the needle passes through the thread and pulls the handle; You are rice, I am rice, and you don't fry each other; You are a boat, I am a sail, and I follow the call of the lucky wind. May Day, I wish you endless happiness!

2. You are pain, and I am a knife. If you cut it off, you will be very happy. You are happy, I am glue. Stick to it and there will be no worries. You are happy, I am a bag. You can't escape if you put it on. I wish you a happy May Day. Happiness is the best!

3. The wind and rain are ruthless, relatives and friends care about the residual ice, and hardships shake the shadows of trees. The danger deserves your warning. Years passed in Yangliuqing, Taohuatan was with me, blood and wind were freezing. Only you can help me count my colds. I am very happy and happy. You love to work hard, and you can get good scenery on May Day!

4. Send you a golden rice bucket filled with delicious feed on May Day; May Day gives you a golden washbasin, full of clear water, beautiful; I'll send you a pop song on May Day, and I won't worry about humming a minor. May Day sends you a blessing message: Happy holidays, piggy!

May Day is coming, may you have five happiness. I wish you a thousand miles of career, consistent love, over 100 million dollars of money and wealth, unity of wisdom, and integration of ideal and reality!

6. Heaven and earth are intentional, germinate in the heart and germinate forever; There is love in the world, once it bears a bud, it will bloom in the chest; There is love in the world, getting along day and night, and emotional sublimation; Friends have you, get along with each other day and night, and the friendship is particularly good; Take good care of them in spring, summer, autumn and winter and always care about them; Friendship lasts forever, beyond words, May Day!

7. On Labor Day, if you work overtime, I wish you make some money. Have a holiday, I wish you smile every day. Send happiness with water, and then give happiness unlimited top. I want your love to be as bright as a flower. Please enjoy the sweet food. Good luck will shine and let the treasure shine on you! The SMS is ticking, I wish you a happy and beautiful grasp!

8. Flowers in the garden, you are the most beautiful one in the garden; The stars shine, and you are the brightest one in the middle; Although there are not many words, every sentence is my sincere wish. May Day, I wish my friends a happy holiday.

9. I wish you all a good meal, a good play and a good mood!

10. The sky is bluer, the sea is wider, the flowers are more numerous, the wind is softer, the heart is brighter, the mood is sweeter and the wishes are warmer in May: May you be happy.

1 1. The whole life is thinking and working. Although labor is unknown and common, it cannot be interrupted. Goncharov

12. Grab a spring, lift a spring breeze, pick a bunch of flowers and find a new green. When the festival comes, may your heart be like a spring, your smile like a spring breeze, your beauty like flowers, and your beauty like a green landscape. Happy May Day!

13. Labor and man, man and labor, these are the parents of all truth. Suhomlinski

14. May Day gives you five wishes: life is smooth and smooth; Satisfied career, millions of profits; Friends talk to each other and fall in love at first sight; Lovers are intimate and passionate; Happy every day, happy life.

15. Petals fall and dance with the wind, yellow leaves fall to the spring breeze, coffee becomes stronger because of the bitterness of concern, and fashion falls because my wishes turn into blessings. Today is Labor Day, I say to you: No pains, no gains, you will be happy!

16. There are holidays every year. This festival is particularly unusual. Do you know why? I don't know. Let me tell you something. It took me a long time to know the difference, because I sent you a text message, haha! Happy May Day!

17. Labor is glorious! It's shameful not to work! Let's all go to work first, and I'll come later!

18. When May Day comes, you will be harassed by text messages, your work will continue to suffer, people who work overtime will continue to suffer, people who drink will continue to pretend to sleep, people who chat online will continue to meet, and people who are in love will continue to be intoxicated. In short, don't be idle, long live the working people!

19. A cloud costume, stepping all the way in the splendid spring, rolling up a curtain of mountains and high water, listening to an empty valley, smelling the rich fragrance of a season, holding your arms full of dreams and smiling like a flower. May Day, I wish you a pleasant journey!

20. Looking at your sweet smile, you just turned away.

2 1. There is a tacit understanding between two hearts, and there is a connection between small things. With the help of thousands of streams, the water of Qian Shan will never change. You can feel your heartbeat even if you are thousands of miles away. Regardless of the wind, frost, blood and rain, we should shoulder to shoulder and take care of you sincerely, and we are not tired after hard work. The May Day flower viewing season is coming, and you will be very happy together!

22. May Day is coming, and I'll give you five ones: your career is soaring, your performance is a blockbuster, your life is smooth sailing, your business is booming, and you have a happy life! Happy Labor Day!

23. From May 1 to May 1, all actions should be obeyed: on the premise of having a good rest and without overtime, we should call friends as a means and take eating, drinking and having fun as the leading factor. I wish you a relaxed and happy holiday!

24. May Day, I wish you all: no worries, no worries, happy laughter every day, no diseases, no disasters, good health every month, good weather every season, no separation, no family hugs every year, and happiness all the time!

25. We have a special relationship and our blessings are obvious. This section should be high, and the top of Mount Everest has been lit; Deep, soup across the Pacific Ocean; There is a length, and Wan Li Great Wall Station has passed the post; It has a width and shines for thousands of years; There is heat, and it is warm all your life. Bless you: happiness, happiness, peace and a happy May Day.

26. On the eve of May Day, I wish you smooth work, prosperous career, bright future, good health, rolling financial resources, sweet love and happy life!

27. A delicate heart can bring happiness, a sincere heart can be frank and innocent, a brave heart can conquer the future, a cheerful heart can eliminate troubles, and a generous heart can tolerate everything. May day is coming, I hope you can hold these five ones in your heart at the same time.

28. Brushing your teeth is a bittersweet thing, with a cup in one hand and toiletries in the other.

29. The romance of wind chimes evokes people's longing for a better life, the depth of camel bells evokes people's longing for a better future, and the wonderful ringtone of mobile phones reminds people that Labor Day is coming. I wish you happiness!

30. If time is a butcher knife, let it cut off all troubles; If life is a magic pen, use it to describe everything beautiful; If the holiday is a Simmons bed, have a good sleep; If the greeting is a message, I hope you will smile as soon as you receive it! May Day is coming, I wish you a happy Labor Day in advance!

3 1. Memories keep rewinding, and all the moments about you are replayed in your mind.

32. Every year has today, and every year has today; Monthly salary increase, weekly lottery, good mood every day, good luck every day, seeing the god of wealth during the day and counting money at night. Happy May Day.

33. Speak when eating, dress by hand, climb stairs and walk when going home. It is useless to be a natural player; Intelligent, thinking is not equal to nothing. A good life depends on the brain and hands, May Day, bid farewell to laziness!

34. The May Day holiday is coming again. Happy birds are singing, happy mood is impacting, upset things are forgotten, and happy holidays are the most important. Have a good sleep, relax and go shopping, and have a nice trip. Happy May Day!

35. Blessing is only for you, happiness infects you, Labor Day greetings convey you, beautiful songs praise you, and you are under the five-star red flag. Happy Labor Day!

36. Over many mountains, skimming the gutter, crossing the traffic lights, jumping over the road, crossing the alley, passing the old lady selling popsicles, and getting into your ear, I wish you a happy Labor Day!

37. With hard work and sweat, you will soon reap the fruits of success. On the occasion of Labor Day, I sincerely say hello to you: You have worked hard. May you enjoy the joy of labor and the joy of harvest. Happy May Day.

38. The earth is shaking, the climate is entering menopause, the economy is in crisis, housing prices are hard to breathe, and work has become a problem. Congratulations on working overtime on May Day. In front of the question, you are out.

39. The color of life is smeared with sweat; Persistent pursuit, can withstand loneliness; Flowers bloom and fall, sowing; After being washed by wind and rain, fruits are harvested; I have you in my memory and I have never been moved. I wish you a happy May Day!

40. Although labor is precious, life is more precious. Although getting rich is good, health is more important. The May Day holiday is coming, so you can relax and have a good rest. All the stress and troubles are driven away, and SMS greetings come to bother you. I wish you luck and happiness on Labor Day!