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If a girl coquettes with her husband and a boy.
1, no, no, I want it
2. I hate it. I don't eat fried noodles.
You come to my house, you sleep on the sofa, I go to your house, or you sleep on the sofa.
4. No one is with you! Let me accompany you!
If you want it, people will want it. If you don't give it, you will be ignored.
6, a meteor across the sky, I missed my wish; A spray splashed on the rock, and I missed my blessing; Once told a story, I missed it; I only go once in my life, and I can't miss you!
7, too little coquetry, boys will feel that their girlfriends are boring and too boyish; Too much coquetry will make him numb and lose his feelings. Playing coquetry at inappropriate times will be even more offensive and self-defeating.
8. I don't care about you. What a nuisance.
9. We are very sweet. Love is like jasmine. Open my arms. Millennium is providence. Always loved you.
10, you are so annoying!
1 1. When you are angry, I will let you be a punching bag. When I am angry, I take it out on myself.
12, you are bad! I want to tell my mother that you bully girls!
13, everything is so incredible. If it weren't for the sweet and sour taste, I don't think I would have found that you have quietly injected a sweet taste into my heart, which is a touching feeling.
14, because of you, the air becomes sweet. Thank you for being so persistent with me. I want to say a very popular word, but I haven't said it yet, that is, I love you.
15, people just want you to care more!
16, oh, you are good or bad, (bullying others) hum! I hate it!
17, people don't want it! Hmm! I do not obey!
18, people are unhappy!
19, you are bad! I want to tell my mother that you bully girls!
20. I didn't!
2 1, you know, missing someone is like appreciating a cruel beauty and then telling yourself to face it in a small voice.
22. A coquetry woman makes a man willing to serve her.
23, don't do this!
24. People must be injured to be silent and focused. Whether it is mental or physical trauma, it is good for growth.
25. I never thought that the sweet memories of these three years were so painful at this moment. I had a serious love, so sad. If so, then I will never fall in love again, never again.
26. You are like a glass of wine. It looks charming, smells attractive, tastes a little spicy and has a sweet aftertaste.
Maybe I can't give you a rickshaw house in the future, but I promise that I will never let you just drink soup when I eat meat in the future.
28. It's especially good to see you in a good mood!
29. I haven't chatted with you for a day, and I feel wrong!
30. People will never look through the mirror, but I mean that a thousand years in the world is like an instant.
3 1, a woman who can coquetry must be gentle. A coquettish woman can easily command a man: husband, help me carry the parcel. Look at other people's little hands, all printed in red.
In fact, my heart is a fool and can only love you.
Although I can't guarantee how much happiness I will give you in the future, the only thing I can guarantee is that I will never give up this love as long as you don't let go.
35. Why do I only love you? Because there is no room for anyone in my heart except you.
36, oh, you are good or bad, bullying others! I hate it!
37. Everything is when you are here, and everything is you when you are away!
In fact, coquetry is associated with caring. When he is not around, you should take the initiative to call him and ask him why he misses me. I miss you very much. Remember to add clothes when it's cold. It's rustic, but it's practical. I think it is more touching than any coquetry.
39. You are so ugly that I call you beautiful. I am so handsome, you call me ugly.
40. A spoiled woman is always particularly feminine. Every movement will always move men. Women always want more love from men. It is best that this love can be inexhaustible like spring water. But all men like to watch women coquetry, pouting and stamping their feet, plus a pear flower with rain. Even a man with a heart of stone will admit defeat, and coquetry is the most important magic weapon in a woman's life.
4 1, honey, I'm tired. Go and cook, please! No matter how tired the person is, he will run into the kitchen.
42, people don't want it! Hmm! I do not obey!
The above is my husband's coquetry, I hope you like it!
Boys coquetry girls.
1, come on, she's a girl!
2. I hate it. I don't eat fried noodles.
3. With the blessing of spring, gather the expectation of spring, release the imagination of spring, harvest the wish of spring and dedicate the whole spring to you. May you be proud of the spring breeze, which is full of spring, flowers and scenery. I wish my friends happy every day.
4, oh, you are good or bad, bullying others! I hate it!
I finally found that there is rich love in this world, and I can't live up to it. So I want to say to you, I love you, please listen.
6. Honey, I'm tired. Please go and cook. No matter how tired the person is, he will run into the kitchen.
7. Laughing once a day makes you more and more handsome, laughing twice a day makes you lucky, and taking photos every day will keep you in good shape in the future in San Xiao. Smile and happiness will follow!
8, orchids, chrysanthemums, yellow leaves in the first frost season. A burst of autumn rain is cool, and an inch of autumn water is fragrant. When the first frost comes, please pay attention to the cold and warm seasons and add clothes in time.
9. Do you know? It is not easy to love you. When I am intoxicated in the world of love and enjoy the sweetness of love, I also deeply realize that it is really difficult to love someone, but I have no regrets.
10, people don't want it! Hmm! I do not obey!
1 1. Dear baby, how have you been recently? Did you miss me? Take good care of yourself, take good care of yourself.
12, too little coquetry, boys will find their girlfriends boring and too boyish; Too much coquetry will make him numb and lose his feelings. Playing coquetry at inappropriate times will be even more offensive and self-defeating.
13, let the wind blow away your troubles, let the rain wash away your troubles, let the white clouds bring you coolness, let the moon bring you warmth, let love bring you happiness, let friendship bring you happiness, and let my information bring you happiness!
14, I love you, with the past pain and childhood loyalty; I love you with my tears and laughter; I love you with my arms and shoulders and all the strength of a man.
15. Why do I only love you? Because there is no room for anyone in my heart except you.
16, in spring, there are dreamlike flowers; In spring, there is a flower-like dream. Spring is coming! May your dreams be like beautiful flowers; May the flowers in your heart be like beautiful dreams.
17, there is a kind of friendship, which is still simple; There is a kind of trust that I still miss after many years; There is a greeting, clear and faint but most sincere; There is a friendship, you don't have to talk about it, but you get the message!
18, a meteor across the sky, I missed my wish; A spray splashed on the rock, and I missed my blessing; Once told a story, I missed it; I only go once in my life, and I can't miss you!
19, because of you, the air becomes sweet. Thank you for being so persistent with me. I want to say a very popular word, but I haven't said it yet, that is, I love you.
20. How many times have I told you to be careful not to go out at night, but you just won't listen. That was not the case. I dreamed again last night, which made me unwilling to wake up!
2 1, you want it, others want it, you don't give it, you ignore it.
22. We are very sweet. Love is like jasmine. Open my arms. Millennium is providence. Always loved you.
23, in fact, my heart is a fool, it can only love you.
24. People just want you to care more!
25. I never thought that the sweet memories of these three years were so painful at this moment. I had a serious love, so sad. If so, then I will never fall in love again, never again.
26. I didn't!
27. Sunny day is my smiling face, flowers are my gifts, and rain is my heart. Whenever you look up at the sky, the white clouds in the blue sky are my constant blessing. Remember to have a nice weekend!
According to legend, happiness is a beautiful crystal ball, scattered in every corner of the world. Some people pick up more, while others pick up less. I am willing to share with you what I have learned to make you happier than others.
29. I haven't chatted with you for a day, and I feel wrong!
30, a little more happiness, less trouble! Sleep when you are tired, and laugh when you wake up! What's the taste of life? Put on your own seasoning and smile happily when you receive my news!
3 1, the horseshoe burst and pushed forward, and Top Gun wrote life. The sun shines every year, and the horses are jubilant when spring comes. Blessing a friend: have a happy day; Stay healthy day and night; It rains every year; Forever and ever, happiness!
32. A little morning star can keep you awake all day. A few rays of morning light will relax you all day. Dewdrops in the morning will nourish your smile all day. Repeated morning breeze is to let you have good scenery every day. Songs and songs are to haunt you with happiness. I wish you good morning. Every day is a good mood!
33. You are everything when you are here, and everything is you when you are not!
34. You are so annoying!
35. My friendly invitation is entirely up to you. You are happy, and I am happy. I wish you happy every day.
In fact, coquetry is associated with caring. When he is not around, you should take the initiative to call him and ask him why he misses me. I miss you very much. Remember to add clothes when it's cold. It's rustic, but it's practical. I think it is more touching than any coquetry.
Honey, don't you want to lose weight? Eat less rice and more vegetables for lunch. You'd better drink some soup before eating, so that you can fill your stomach first and then eat less.
38. You come to my house, I sleep on the sofa, I go to your house, or I sleep on the sofa.
39. All beauty comes from sincerity and frankness. Although happiness will be fleeting, it will last. A sincere blessing, a sincere greeting, I wish you happiness every day!
40. A breeze blows, petals fall, just pick one, write down that you are in a good mood, clear the waves with the water, and row to your corner. I wish you a good mood!
4 1, do you like me? If you like me, press it again. You really like me! I pressed it when I said I liked it. Press it again! I didn't expect you to like me so much, so moved! Press again! I like you too.
42. When you are angry, I ask you to take it out. When I am angry, I take it out on myself.
43. You are so ugly that I call you beautiful. I am so handsome, you call me ugly. Boys coquetry girls.
44. I will give you happiness next month, success next week, happiness for a few days, health for a few hours, peace for a few minutes, good luck for a few seconds, and eternal blessings!
45. Winter is coming, and the weather is getting cooler and cooler. Your warmth and coldness are in my heart. Autumn leaves are everywhere, geese are returning home, think of me and put on more clothes.
46. If you work hard, you should have more rest. Listen to music and play games. Eat more vegetables and lose your temper less. If you are bored, contact me. The weekend is here, I wish you all the best!
47. The strangeness of the past does not mean eternity. Inadvertently, some kind of tacit understanding continued our affection. On the journey of living together, I bless you every day, my love.
48. People must be injured to be silent and focused. Whether it is mental or physical trauma, it is good for growth.
49. Do you know that there is a person who always misses you and cares about you? Your smiling eyes, like starlight, adorn my heart curtain and shine every night.
50. If happiness is a kite, then my short message is the wind that blows the kite. I hope that the people who receive my short message can fly as high as kites, and their mood will always be clear.
5 1, turn on your mobile phone, receive my blessing, forget all your troubles, you will be happy every second, smile in front of the mirror, be happy from now on, think that tomorrow will be better, I believe you will be better!
52. You are a fool!
53. People can never see the lens, but I mean that a thousand years in the world is like an instant.
54. We always live in regret, but we still have to move on and move towards tomorrow. Although this journey continues to add regret to our lives.
55, I just say hello to you, because I remembered your smiling eyes; I just want to say hello to you and hope to see a piece of news that will make you laugh.
56. People are unhappy!
57. May health and happiness surround you as the sun shines on the earth, and may luck and happiness float around you as the spring rain moistens everything.
58. Life can be dull, just like blue lagoon under the blue sky. Life can also be a poem, singing all the way. As long as we hold hands, every day is happy!
59. What should be cherished becomes a memory; What should not be cherished has been forgotten. The warm sunshine in winter still shines happily on me, and I hope you will do the same.
60. Everything is so incredible. If it weren't for the sweet and sour taste, I don't think I would find that you have quietly injected a sweet taste into my heart. This is a touching feeling.
6 1, you are like a glass of wine. It looks charming, smells attractive, tastes a little spicy and has a sweet aftertaste.
62. You know, missing someone is like appreciating a cruel beauty and then telling yourself to face it in a small voice.
I don't care about you. It's really annoying
64. There is a kind of hand in hand called falling in love, a kind of companionship called growing old together, a kind of affectionate look in the eye, and a kind of concern called starting over. For your health and my happiness, I decided to reinvent the wheel. It's getting cold, so remind you dear, don't forget to put on more clothes when you go out.
65. No, no, I want it. If boys play coquetry with girls, their feelings will warm up.
66. A woman who can be spoiled must be gentle. A coquettish woman can easily command a man: husband, help me carry the parcel. Look at other people's little hands, all printed in red.
67. Love is a pot of wine, which makes you drunk when you drink it. Miss, is the turbulent sea, easily submerged me; You, a delicate and charming flower, have already quietly opened in my heart!
68. Even if youth is a delicate flower, a solitary flower is never spring, and spring is a colorful world. Even if youth is a tree with a mighty place, unique trees will never be tall and straight, and rows of trees are the green Great Wall that blocks the wind and sand.
69. A spoiled woman is always particularly feminine. Every movement will always move men. Women always hope to get more love from men, and it is best that this kind of love can be inexhaustible like spring water. But men like to watch women coquetry, pouting and stamping their feet, plus the appearance of pear blossoms with rain. No matter how cruel a person is, he will give up. Coquetry is the most important magic weapon in a woman's life.
70. It's getting colder and colder, and it hurts even more to think of you. The weather is getting cold. I'm afraid you don't catch a cold. Put on more clothes and a good hat. Beautiful frozen people can't do it. No matter how good your figure is, you are not afraid of being bloated if you wear too much. Drink coffee and hot tea regularly, and your vegetables and fruits are beautiful. I am willing to care for you, you are not afraid of the cold in winter!
7 1, oh, you are good or bad, (bullying others) hum! I hate it!
72. No one is with you! Let me accompany you!
73. Eat less salt and be jealous; Eat less meat and more vegetables; Eat less sugar and more fruit; Take less cars and walk more; Less angry and more smiling; Be less sad and sleep more!
74. I miss an arc, and I travel far to Wan Li. I don't always say I care, and I have a true feeling in my heart. Friend, I wish you a healthy hug, a happy smile and a happy day!
75. I hope to climb the branch and look forward to infinity; Happiness is precipitated in my heart, and I am happy; Spring shines on life, wonderful and infinite; Beauty is integrated into life, and happiness is infinite. May you spread your wings and soar in the spring world. Good luck!
76. Baiyun never promised to stay in the sky, but stayed with him day and night; Stars never promise light to the night, but try to shine; Friends never talk to each other about their ideas, but they always care!
77. Open a bottle of beer to relieve anxiety, make a cup of tea to relieve stress, and send a blessing to my dear friend. I wish you a happy life!
78. It's especially good to see you in a good mood!
79. Maybe I can't give you a rickshaw house in the future, but I promise that I will never let you just drink soup when I eat meat in the future.
80. You are so bad! I want to tell my mother that you bully girls!
8 1, give you four points of love, three points of loyalty, two points of gentleness, one point of forgiveness and a spoonful of hope; Laugh with confidence, sprinkle with sunshine, mix well and take it every day.
Marry me, I will flush your toilet with oil, bathe you with Pepsi, and take you to work with Boeing. Promise me?
83. A coquetry woman makes a man willing to serve her.
I miss you not because I am lonely, but because I miss you. The feeling of loneliness is so heavy, just because I think too deeply.
85. Water can shine on people, mirrors can shine on people, mountains can delight people, people can read quietly, people can read clearly, people can read clearly, people can read attentively, people can taste attentively, flowers can impress people, and light can shine on people. Greetings are gratifying, blessings are pleasing, wealth attacks people, and happiness depends on people. I wish you happiness!
86. Laughter is the most convenient, nutritious, magical and environmentally friendly beauty tonic in the world, and there are no side effects such as sadness and troubles. Do you believe it? Don't believe me!
87. Friends are like pieces of puzzles, which are combined into beautiful pictures. If one piece is missing, it will never be complete. You are an important part I don't want to lose.
88, don't do this!
89. During the day, I would like to be the sunshine to warm you from morning till night. In the evening, I want to be a star. I wish you happiness from night to morning. Let every day become a sincere concern for you!
90. If you are cold, I am spring. If you are bitter, I am sweet. If you are sad, I am smiling. I am willing to fly with you, and my figure will follow you step by step.
9 1, although I can't promise how much happiness I will give you in the future now, the only thing I can guarantee is that I will never give up this love as long as you don't let go.
If a girl is coquetry to a boy.
1, ouch! Why don't you know how to care about girls! ?
2, you are good or bad, (bullying others) hum! I hate it!
3, in fact, my heart is a fool, it can only love you.
4. What?
Honey, people want a bag, so I don't want it.
6. Seeing you in a particularly good mood!
7. People just want you to care more!
8. You are so bad! I want to tell my mother that you bully girls!
9. I won't play with you! ~~
10, people can never see the lens, but I mean, a thousand years in the world is like my moment.
1 1, do you know that missing someone is like appreciating a cruel beauty and then telling yourself to face it in a small voice?
12, honey, help me with the package. Look at their little hands. They are all red.
13, no, no, I want it
14, a meteor across the sky, I missed my wish; A spray splashed on the rock, and I missed my blessing; Once told a story, I missed it; I only go once in my life, and I can't miss you!
15, I am a petite and fragile little girl.
16, whoops. Oh, I'm so scared. Don't go! ~ ~ Come on ~ ~
17, a coquetry woman makes men willing to help her.
18, people must be injured to be silent and focused. Whether it is mental or physical trauma, it is good for growth.
19, don't do this!
20. I didn't! I didn't!
2 1. When you are angry, I will let you take it out. When I am angry, I take it out on myself.
22. Please, you weren't like this before!
23. If I were not here, would you like other girls?
I hate it. I don't eat fried noodles.
25. Thank you.
26. Please, she's a girl!
27. No one is with you! Let me accompany you!
28, you are bad! I want to tell my mother that you bully girls!
29, you are really annoying!
30. Did you miss anyone today?
3 1, people are unhappy!
32. Honey, do you miss me? I miss you very much! The company has a temporary meeting, so what if I go home with you later?
I don't care about you. It's really annoying
34. Please, honey, I won't.
35, my baby is like this, hehe.
Honey, the hands and feet of the dishwasher will get rough. Can you wash them?
37. Honey, I'm tired. Please go and cook.
38. Because of you, the air becomes sweet. Thank you for being so persistent with me. I want to say a very popular word, but I haven't said it yet, that is, I love you.
39. You are like a glass of wine. It looks charming, smells attractive, tastes a little spicy and has a sweet aftertaste.
40. If I were not here, would you like other girls? ? ~~
4 1, I never thought that the sweet memories of these three years were so painful at this moment. I had a serious love, so sad. If so, then I will never fall in love seriously again, never again.
42. If you want it, people will want it. If you don't give it, you will be ignored.
43. I haven't chatted with you for a day, and I feel wrong!
44. You are a fool!
45. Everything is when you are here, and everything is you when you are not!
46. I didn't!
47. People will never talk to you again! ~~
48. Too little coquetry, boys will feel that their girlfriends are boring, too masculine and feminine; Too much coquetry will make him numb and lose his feelings. Playing coquetry at inappropriate times will be even more offensive and self-defeating.
49, you are good or bad, bullying others, hum!
50, people don't want it! I do not obey!
5 1, kiss somebody else! !
52. Why do I only love you? Because there is no room for anyone in my heart except you.
I want to eat that, so go and buy it.
54. You come to my house, you sleep on the sofa, I go to your house, or you sleep on the sofa.
55. Everything is so incredible. If it weren't for the sweet and sour taste, I don't think I would find that you have quietly injected a sweet taste into my heart, which is a touching feeling.
56. You are so ugly that I call you beautiful. I am so handsome, you call me ugly.
Although I can't guarantee how much happiness I will give you in the future, the only thing I can guarantee is that I will never give up this love as long as you don't let go.
58. We are very sweet. Love is like jasmine. Open my arms. Millennium is providence. Always loved you.
59. Did you miss anyone today? ? ~~
60. People will never talk to you again!
6 1, he is your little baby! Kiss me!
If a boy is spoiled, which boys are spoiled and sell cute quotations?
Chapter 1: Boys say coquetry is also cute.
He wants to put on a stern look in front of outsiders, but in front of his beloved girl, he has completely changed! ! Just a big boy! Hey hey!
Once we watched TV together, and he wanted to hug me and watch it together. He hugged me so hard that his back ached. It's no exaggeration! I don't agree, I said: I don't agree! Unexpectedly, my husband closed his eyes and looked up like me: I didn't! I don't. Still dragging a long sound! Ha ha! It turns out that boys can be spoiled.
Sometimes boys are just like children. Please, my wife (QQ looks aggrieved). I didn't (QQ looks crazy). Hehe, it's cute.
If he acts coquetry in front of you, prove that you are one of our own. If his coquetry fails to achieve his goal, he will feel embarrassed or sad.
You are good or bad, bullying others, hum!
It is rare for a spoiled boy to be cute as hell. My baby is like this, hehe.
Boys are sometimes naive, but I think they are cute.
Boys can also be spoiled? Hey! They are not only spoiled, but also spoiled. Including boys with strong male chauvinism, not to mention other boys. Of course, it depends on who the coquetry is. In addition to his own mother, is it not the closest and most beloved MM?
Boys coquetry is to let you spoil, care more about him, and don't rule out boredom and trouble.
Boys will be more cautious than girls in coquetry, because it is very shameful to be regarded as an attractive boy by the opposite sex. Generally speaking, they know when to be spoiled, how to be spoiled and why to be spoiled. However, they are generally very purposeful in coquetry, and once there is no result, they will have great tension and depression. If you want to keep this boy, you must first understand his coquetry.
Many people think that a man's coquetry is a sissy, but it is not. Don't be too disgusting. Boys had better be humorous. If you really want to be spoiled, you'd better be spoiled with a woman who is stronger than you. If you coquetry with a weak woman, it will only make people think that you are not manly enough.
Chapter two: Boys are used to three ways of coquetry.
1, lazy
In fact, there are not many kinds of jobs that can make men too tired to move.
Too lazy to wash dishes, too lazy to talk, too lazy to wash feet, this is the result of men being pampered for a long time. Men tell themselves from a very young age: it doesn't matter if men are sloppy, it doesn't matter, men are lazy, and many things should be done by women. At the same time, the mother also holds the above views and has no correct guidance. Men may not agree with these reasons, but when he wants to be spoiled and lazy, these reasons become excuses for them to feel at ease.
Step 2 be excited
If a man dances with excitement in front of his wife, he must be particularly eager for praise and praise. This is a manifestation of their coquetry. At least he is exaggerating his pride to his wife and wants her to share his joy. At this time, if you say a few words of heartfelt praise, he will be as excited as a pupil praised by a teacher.
3. Hope to be caressed
Men also want to be caressed, and they also like to be caressed by their wives. This is a kind of coquetry in their subconscious, just like the feeling in their mother's arms. When a man is an adult, he can only feel the feeling of being cared for in the active caress of a woman. Therefore, when his wife takes the initiative to caress him, she will see his warmth different from other times.
In short, there are many forms of men's coquetry, which are different at different times and on different occasions. As a wife, we should observe carefully and know her husband's psychological needs in time.
Article 3:
If a boy is coquetry to a girl.
1, dear baby, how are you recently? Did you miss me? Take good care of yourself, take good care of yourself.
My friendly invitation depends entirely on you. You are happy, and I am happy. I wish you happiness every day.
I finally found that there is rich love in this world, and I can't live up to it. So I want to say to you, I love you, please listen.
May health and happiness surround you like the sun shines on the earth, and may luck and happiness float around you like the spring rain that moistens everything.
5. Winter is just around the corner, the weather is getting colder, and the warmth and coldness of the monarch are in my heart. Autumn leaves are everywhere, geese are returning home, think of me and put on more clothes.
6. marry me I will flush your toilet with oil, bathe you with Pepsi, and take you to work with Boeing. Promise me?
7. I miss you not because I am lonely, but because I miss you. The feeling of loneliness is so heavy, just because I think too deeply.
8. What should be cherished becomes a memory; What should not be cherished has been forgotten. The warm sunshine in winter still shines happily on me, and I hope you will do the same.
9. Eat less salt and be jealous; Eat less meat and more vegetables; Eat less sugar and more fruit; Take less cars and walk more; Less angry and more smiling; Be less sad and sleep more!
10, I just say hello to you, because I remember your smiling eyes; I just want to say hello to you and hope to see a piece of news that will make you laugh.
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