Emotional SMS jokes (25 selected sentences)

1, the left eye is flirting, the right eye is agreeing, and you can do whatever you want with your eyes closed.

2, love you is not an end, the purpose is to love you to death! Loving you is not the purpose, but the purpose is to love you for a lifetime!

Mom said: No one in this world is worth your tears, and the only one who is, won't make you cry!

4. Send a message if you like me, call if you like me, and keep silent if you love me.

5. I love you so inexplicably and without hesitation. I know I won't be the only one in your life, but you are the love of my life!

6. Read your message quietly, and the warmth slowly grows and permeates me for a long time. Thank you for letting me accompany you. Thank you for your gentle care.

7. Find an elegant teahouse named Yuan, put two old rattan chairs on both sides, pour two glasses of sake, and look up to heaven and propose a toast! Let thoughts drift away with the fragrance of wine.

8. Do you really only get silent tears, or do you feel sad and infatuated with someone? Nobody knows who to tell. Loneliness and I are both empty, with the feelings of Christmas Eve.

9, don't pursue me, I want to tell you: "The waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves before, and the waves before die on the beach. After the waves move on, they will die on the beach. " Give it up!

10, don't think that online dating is a real feeling, it only exists online. If online dating wants to develop into a real relationship, in the final analysis, it still needs to return to real life.

1 1, in the familiar crowd, I can only turn a blind eye to you, but in my heart, you are the whole field of vision, you are my biggest secret, and I can't share the ups and downs with others.

12. If I had known you and I were doomed to endless melancholy, I didn't know how to recover my heart. An unspeakable story, a beautiful encounter, and love is a kind of unrequited love.

13, there are many women around, all of whom are elder sisters; Occasionally there are exceptions, and it's also a bad date. There are too many bachelors around me, and I am hungry all day; I want to say a few words of comfort, but I don't know what to say.

14, I really want a wife to cook for me. The reality is very helpless, and we still need to wait. Also because of loneliness, I have been in love several times. Who knows, I have been defeated many times, and I was easily kicked away.

15, you are all to me, you know, you are my favorite, you know, you are my pillar, you know, you are my reason to live, you know, wrong hair, you know.

16, a newly married couple came back from their honeymoon. A friend asked Mr.: Are you going to be happy soon? Sir: Hey, I'm so glad. The friend asked his wife again: Are you going to be happy soon? The wife replied: Well, happiness is happiness, but it's a little fast.

17, there is a pure love in front. I didn't take it seriously. I regretted it after I lost it. If I meet XX again, I will tell her that I want you. If I have to wait for a whole session, I want ten thousand years.

18. At the dance, a man said to the girl he just met, shall I take you home after the dance? I promise I will never touch you or kiss you. I will be a gentleman. The girl said angrily, then you'd better not send me.

19, I got up in the morning because I missed you and forgot to go to the toilet; Go to work by bike because I think you should have turned left and right; I didn't hide because I missed you. As a result ... I was in heaven pushing a broken car to find a toilet!

20. One day, Dong Zhuo gave a banquet to Lu Bu, Marotta and other confidants and told the story of Di Xin. In order to test people's loyalty, Zhuo ordered the story of Diusim to be blackened on his breast. During the dinner, the candle suddenly went out. After the candle regained its sight, everyone's hands were all black, and only the cloth was clean. Zhuosui rewards cloth, smiles, and is stupid!

2 1, a woman urinated in the toilet, and a drunk mistakenly entered. He heard the sound of urinating and said, don't pour it, I really don't drink it! The woman was too frightened to pee again. She couldn't hold back and farted. The drunkard said, fuck! How to open another bottle!

22. Dad teaches children: When you see a man with a beard, you should call him grandpa, and when you have breasts, you should call him aunt! After the child got married, the aunt who looked at the daughter-in-law's upper body and the uncle who looked at her lower body were at a loss on their wedding night. Suddenly, they heard his father shouting outside the window: rob aunt, uncle!

23. Mom, I found that he loves me very much. ""How do you know? " "Every time he hugs me, I can hear his heartbeat." "Silly daughter. Be careful, I was cheated when your father hid his pocket watch. "

24. Husband and wife quarreled. When they came home, their wives were livid. The husband went to tease the cat. The wife roared, "What are you doing with that pig?" The husband said in surprise, "This is a cat, not a pig." The wife took it again: "I'm talking to the cat." What do you want to say? "

25. A man and a woman are divorced, but they often keep in touch. One day, the man accidentally broke his arm and was inconvenient to move, so he asked his ex-wife to help him bathe, and his ex-wife agreed. When she undressed him, helped him into the bathtub and began to take a bath, she noticed different changes in her ex-husband's body. Yo! I didn't expect this little thing to recognize me after such a long time. The ex-wife said with a smile.