Humorous sentences with EQ are suitable for girls to write (29 sentences).

Men can't make good friends without drinking.

3. To make the guests drink well, you must drink well first.

4. The style of wine is style, and the bottle is level.

Qianshan always loves thousands of waters and drinks less.

6. Life is rare and you will get drunk. If you want to drink, you must be drunk!

7. If you drink today, you will be drunk today. Don't be too tired in life!

8, the circulation of commodity economy, let go and enliven two cups.

9. There are no clouds in the sky and the underground is dry. That cup just now doesn't count.

10, I would rather have a hole in my stomach than a crack in my feelings.

The young leave home and the old go back. I'll ask this young lady to have a drink with me.

12, market economy competes, have a glass of wine quickly.

13, the road is bumpy, shout, who will drink if you don't drink?

14, every confidant has a thousand glasses of wine.

15, I didn't drink enough, and I was afraid of losing my worries, so I disciplined myself not to drink.

16, the biggest sorrow is: I love what is in the cup, but I regret my ignorance.

17, a six-year-old brother! Who's afraid of who? Turtles are afraid of hammers!

18, people can't walk in rivers and lakes without wine, and people can't float in rivers and lakes without wine.

19, every bosom friend has thousands of cups. Drink as much as you can. You can't drink and run.

20. The lady clinks glasses with the leader: The leader is above me. How many can you name?

2 1, what is impossible with a glass of wine? If there is, then two cups!

22. A hundred rivers return to the East China Sea. When shall we drink again? If you don't drink now, you will be sad later.

23. Alcohol consumption is courage, wine bottle is level, wine style is style, and wine virtue is morality.

24. Never drink again in my life. If you see me drinking again, forget it.

25. The lady's excited heart and trembling hands advised me to pour a glass of wine for the leader, and the leader didn't think I was ugly.

26, men don't drink, live like a dog, waste in the world, live like a eunuch, can't make good friends.

27. Don't blame men for smoking and women for drinking. Smokers have stories. The drinker has something on his mind.

28, emotional iron is not iron, iron, then it is not afraid of stomach bleeding; If the feelings are not deep, you are not afraid of dribs and drabs.

29. I said I was drunk to eight, and my wife loved me to eight, but you drank until you vomited and loved to break up.