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Ask the short message sent to menstruation on March 8th Women's Day to be simple and not too fancy. thank you
● The world is especially beautiful because of the birth of women; Today, the hearts of women all over the world are closer because of their dreams! Happy Women's Day!
If beauty is a sin, then you have committed a heinous crime! If temperament is a mistake, you have been wrong again and again! If wisdom is to be punished, aren't you going to be chopped to pieces? I wish the most beautiful woman in the world a happy March 8th!
People are like houses, and friends are windows. The more windows, the brighter the house. I would like to be your biggest window facing the sun: spring is blooming, autumn is crisp, summer is cool and winter is warm. Happy March 8th!
It's March 8th. Think about it. I don't want to give you too much. I just want to give you 50 million: be happy! Good health! Be safe! Be content! Don't forget me!
● Comrade! ! ! We agreed to invite me to dinner. Why hasn't it arrived yet! ? If you have no money, I can lend it to you and invite me. Today is Women's Day. Let's go
● Based on your good performance on Women's Day, I hereby present a banner and award you the title of "2 1 century's undead new good man"! I hope you will make persistent efforts.
In today's women's liberation, it is better to stay out of trouble!
Congratulations on your holiday. I'll make it. You can eat it. You only have one holiday a year, and the rest I have every day. I take one day off a year, and the rest you work overtime.
● There is a shopping mall, 1 discount. Ladies, go shopping!
A beautiful woman is a diamond, and a good woman is a treasure. Happy Women's Day!
I have decided to be your public servant for one day and serve you wholeheartedly, which will be my greatest honor! Long live Women's Day!
Without the sun, flowers will not bloom; There is no happiness without love; Without women, there is no love; Without a mother, there would be neither poets nor heroes. Happy Women's Day!
● What is pride? Cow! What is modesty? Pretend! What is thrift? Hey! What is Fengxian? Stupid! What is cleverness? Blow it! What beauty? You! Happy Beauty Day!
Send you a bunch of roses and rely on it to convey your feelings. Give you a big peach blossom and your luck depends on it. Send you a bunch of white flowers, a hundred years of hope. Give you a bowl of tofu and laugh after eating it. Happy March 8th!
A thousand roses for you, please love yourself; A thousand paper cranes are given to you to keep your troubles away from you! Give you 1000 lucky stars and let good luck surround you! Happy Women's Day!
Honey, you have a good rest today. I can do whatever you want. Just remember to get up early tomorrow and make breakfast for me. Hee hee!
● Those who receive my blessing will never be fired; People who study will prosper; People who store will love sweetness; People who delete will be lucky again and again; The salary of the person who forwarded it skyrocketed! Happy March 8th!
● If a drop of water represents consignment, I will send you the whole East China Sea; if a star represents missing, I will send you a galaxy; if a spoonful of honey represents blessing, I will send you a hornet's nest on March 8th!
Today is your holiday, wife. I will make breakfast for you in the morning. Today is your holiday, wife, let's be romantic together at night!
Cheer for you this year, cheer for you today and pray for you tomorrow: always keep your youthful face and beautiful mood! Happy March 8th!
Wife, today is March 8 Women's Day, which is your big holiday! At this moment, I want to give you thousands of instructions and greetings, which is the most valuable "shabby"!
● Important notice: During the March 8th Festival, women all over the country have a day off and men all over the country work overtime for one day.
In this woman's day, I have something to say to you. This is what I've always wanted to tell you, that is-I have two lives: once I was born and once I met you!
● Maybe my shoulders are not wide enough, but they are enough to shelter you from the wind and rain; Maybe my arm is not strong enough, but I can still hold up a blue sky for you. Happy Women's Day!
I ordered 30 thousand yuan of jewelry for you online. I wish you a happy March 8th! They will send you jewelry and invoices ... Oh, I forgot, this 30,000 yuan is from you.
I'll give you a car on March 8, and then you can drive it to work. However, you must sacrifice your bicycle wheels and bed board. I will take care of the animals pulling carts. Do you like donkeys or horses?
Honey, I gained three pounds under your care. That necklace is a little tight. Women's Day is coming, please buy me a long necklace weighing three pounds! Women's Day SMS-Wife
Dear, today is Women's Day, you should have a rest. Can I keep your money for a day?
Today is Women's Day on March 8th. I want to do the following: First, my wife is always right. Second, if the wife is wrong, please refer to the first one.
The gentleness of a woman is the root of all female beauty. Your gentleness is the source of happiness in our family.
Maybe my shoulders are not wide enough, but they are enough to shelter you from the wind and rain; Maybe my arm is not strong enough, but it can still hold up a blue sky for you; Maybe my money is not rich enough, but I will try to change the status quo. Happy Women's Day!
Hello, wife, today is Women's Day, which is your big holiday! At this moment, I want to send you thousands of instructions and greetings. This is the most valuable diamond ring.
Dear wife, I love you, my mouth wants to kiss you, my eyes want to see you, my hands want to hug you, my heart always thinks of you, and I hold you in my dreams. This life depends on you, and I will never treat you badly. Happy March 8th!
Wife, happy holidays, I cooked your favorite food and soup for you, waiting for you to go home. Love You!
My wife, my lovely swan, looks like a white swan during the day and a black swan at night, which makes me look like a goose. The dumber you are, the dumber I am. We are as lovely as each other.
Great wife, what do you want to eat today? I will do everything for you.
Wife, happy holidays! After so many years of marriage, you have done so much and worked hard.
You are so beautiful tonight, my love, you are so charming tonight, my wife, I love you so much tonight, happy holidays, I will do everything for you!
Wife, in your festival, I sincerely pray for you with my fiery heart: I wish you peace and happiness in this year, hehe, my breakfast is guaranteed!
The lovely woman who makes me blush with cold, the lovely woman who makes me feel distressed, the lovely woman who makes me moved by cleverness, and the lovely woman who makes me crazy want to be integrated with you and be integrated into your festival!
Wife: I am a tiger, and you are Song Wu; I am the head and you are the neck; I am the TV set and you are the remote control.
March 8 is your holiday, all the money I earn belongs to you, and the work at home belongs to me. The fifth message of women's day blessing
Without the sun, flowers will not bloom; Without love, happiness will not come; Without women, there is no love; I don't know what the future would be like without you. Bless you and have a happy Women's Day.
Send you a plate of duck, you will miss home; There is also a dish that friends love to eat every day; Drinking a bowl of soup will always be healthy; Another glass of wine will take a long time; Add a bowl of rice and love will always be with you! Happy holidays!
Happy, beautiful, healthy and happy Women's Day.
Notice: On the eve of Women's Day on March 8th, to celebrate, all women's toilets and bathrooms are open to you free of charge. Welcome to visit!
Today, I saw a meteor across the sky. I quickly closed my eyes and put my hands together in prayer. Do you want to know what I made a wish? Tell you: Happy Women's Day!
Maybe my shoulders are not wide enough, but they are enough to shelter you from the wind and rain; Maybe my arm is not strong enough, but I can still hold up a blue sky for you. Happy Women's Day!
I want to send you a bunch of flowers, but I'm afraid you will misunderstand me. I wanted to write a poem for you, but I found that others had already written a lot. I can only sincerely say to you: Happy Women's Day!
A friendship between gentlemen is as light as water, so every holiday, I never forget to send you a word: Happy holidays. I didn't remember until I finished. Today is Women's Day!
I want to send you a bunch of flowers, but I'm afraid you will misunderstand me. I wanted to write a poem for you, but I found that others had already written a lot. I can only sincerely say to you: Happy Women's Day!
I was going to cook for you today, but … but I'm afraid it will hurt your stomach …
Lovelylady, happy holidays, happy forever!
Modern women should consciously be a person, a person like men. Not only what men can do, but also what men can't do.
Women play a great and all-encompassing role in life.
Women hold up half the sky on March 8th.
Attractive women do not depend entirely on their beauty, but on their beauty. Including manners, manners, speech, manners and knowledge.
The two most valuable qualities of a woman are the ability to distinguish good from evil and the sense of shame.
You are everything in the days with you, and everything is you in the days without you!
A virtuous woman is a paradise on earth.
A gentle woman can awaken a numb and sleeping palace.
Dear, thank you for letting me celebrate Men's Day every day. Let's celebrate Women's Day today.
Half the sky, you can go shopping today if you want, just don't go shopping crazily.
Cherish yourself and take yourself seriously. Let's start with this March 8 th festival.
Wife, do you still need romance on March 8th Women's Rights Day? ; - )
Today is March 8, let's go to the beauty salon!
Today is International Labor Day. I wish women a happy holiday and a beautiful day!
I have decided to be your public servant for one day and serve you wholeheartedly, which will be my greatest honor!
Honey, you have a good rest today. I can do whatever you want. Just remember to get up early tomorrow and make breakfast for me. Hee hee.
Today is March 8th Women's Day. May every star in the sky shine in the sky for you ...
A woman should cultivate her body and mind like moonlight, be compassionate and gentle, be broad-minded, light the light of wisdom, and let the people who get along with her bathe in the cool moonlight.
A serene, calm, dignified and beautiful young woman, that is you, my wife. Wish you a happy holiday!
Important notice: During the March 8th Festival, women all over the country have a holiday to watch movies: men "take a bath".
On behalf of all male employees, I thank you for your hard work on weekdays and sincerely wish you a happy day.
Today is your holiday. I cooked your favorite dishes and your favorite soup, waiting for you to go home. Love You!
Workaholic, today is our holiday, give yourself a holiday!
Today is a holiday, so you should have a rest. I wish you a happy holiday, March 8 Women's Day!
Oh, my God, half the sky is gone. When can we celebrate Women's Day?
Today is Women's Day. Leave everything to men.
Hero, it's time to rest today. I have something to take on.
The world is beautiful with you, life is full with you, and I am confident with you. Happy holidays-my wife!
Let all men fall for you, on this beautiful spring day.
Fortunately, it's only March 8, otherwise ... we men will be miserable ―― don't hit me, I didn't say anything. ...
Without the sun, flowers will not bloom; There is no happiness without love; Without women, there would be no love, no mother, no poet and no hero.
Grasp the revolution and engage in production, and you have the final say in our affairs! Dear, Happy Women's Day!
A woman is the greatest force in the world, and only through her can a man develop his full potential.
Today is your holiday. When you turn on your mobile phone for the first moment, I give you my first blessing today: always beautiful, always beautiful and always lovely! Love you forever.
Meeting you is fate; Liking you is a feeling; Falling in love with you is happiness; It is happy to marry you-happy March 8th, dear!
The world is beautiful because of you. I can't live without you! Happy holidays!
Dear, today is March 8 Women's Day, and I forgot to tell you one thing: I love you!
In this woman's day, I have something to say to you, and I have always wanted to tell you that I have two lives: once I was born and once I met you!
A beautiful woman is a diamond, and a good woman is a treasure.
Based on your good performance on Women's Day, I hereby present a banner and award you the title of "2 1 century undead new good man"! I hope you will make persistent efforts!
Maybe my shoulders are not wide enough, but they are enough to shelter you from the wind and rain; Maybe my arm is not strong enough, but I can still hold up a blue sky for you. Happy Women's Day!
The world is especially beautiful because of the birth of women! It's just a small greeting, but it's profound! Happy Women's Day!
When a woman arrives on March 8, she can not only enlarge her vacation, but also let her husband wash her feet.
Pay tribute to the great lesbian. Without you, with us!
Today is a festival for women all over the world. Happy holidays to all women! Happy forever! A text message to a girl
You cook, I wash dishes, you make the bed and I sleep. Happy new year, dear, happy holidays, don't be so mean!
Although it is Women's Day, I especially want to say a few words to you. Honey, thank you for taking care of me for so many years. Your love makes me feel very happy.
Today is your holiday, wife. I will make breakfast for you in the morning. Today is your holiday, wife, let's be romantic together at night!
In this woman's day, I have something to say to you, and I have always wanted to tell you that I have two lives: once I was born and once I met you!
Solemnly declare: Today, I decided to give myself an extended holiday, which does not hold up half the sky.
A gentle woman can awaken a numb and sleeping palace.
Based on your good performance on Women's Day, I hereby present a banner and award you the title of "2 1 century undead new good man"! I hope you will make persistent efforts!
Women's Day, a festival that holds up half the sky.
Hero, it's time to rest today. I have something to take on.
Woman, there is music from the fountain of life in your laughter.
Oh, you went on holiday, let us bear it. Should we entertain you tonight?
The two most valuable qualities of a woman are the ability to distinguish good from evil and the sense of shame.
Women are like reeds, swaying in the breeze, but not destroyed in the storm.
Women are truly worthy of worship only as mothers and honest housewives.
The name of a woman is not weakness, but strength and arrogance. No matter what kind of man, he can't resist.
Happy holidays, hardworking and kind women!
A woman should cultivate her body and mind like moonlight, be compassionate and gentle, be broad-minded, light up her wisdom, and let people who get along with her bathe in the cool moonlight.
Women's dignity is often due to their love for their fame and tranquility.
Women are great observers.
Women play a great and all-encompassing role in life.
Pay tribute to this lady.
What should be done, what men can't do, have to be done.
Don't say that women are not British. They sing on the wall of Longquan every night.
I have decided to be your public servant for one day and serve you wholeheartedly, which will be my greatest honor!
A virtuous woman is a paradise on earth.
If all women are not given the same economic rights as men, I think all good names are empty talk.
I wish you happiness!
A woman is respected because she brings light to her family.
A woman's purity is an ornament, a virtue, not a dress.
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