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What are the Warcraft minions talking about?

-=Orc=-

Drudge-

=Build Sound Effect=

- Ready to work! Preparation

=Selected Sound Effect=

- Hmmm? Huh?

- Yes? Yes?

- Something need doing? Do something?

- What you want? What do you want?

=Action/Perform Action Sound Effect=

- Okie dokie. Okay Okay

- Be happy to. Very happy to.

- Work, work. Work, work.

- I can do that.

=Scolding player sound effect=

- Whhaaaaaattt? What? ?

- Me busy, leave me alone. I am very busy, leave me alone.

- No time for play. No time to play

- Me not that kind of Orc. I'm not that kind of orc

=Attack sound=

- [.vs Heroes] Why not? Why not?

- I''ll try

- Get em! Flat them!

- Ok!

=Hit sound effect=

- Owww!

Grunt-

=Construction sound effect=

- My life for the Horde!

=Selected Sound=

- Yes? Yes?

- Huh? Huh?

- Master? Master?

- What you want? What do you want me to do?

=Action/Perform Action Sound=

- Loktar! Orc Language

- Zugzug! Orc Language

- Dabu! Orc Language

- Swobu! Orc language

=Scolding player sound effect=

- Why you poking me again? Why you poking me again?

- Why don''t you lead an army instead of touching me? Why don't you lead an army instead of touching me?

- Poke, poke, poke, is that all you do? Poke, poke, poke, is that all you do?

- Eww, that was kind of nice. Eww, that was kind of nice.

- Me so horned, me hurt you long time! I have horns, I will hurt you

- Me no sound like Yoda, do I? I don’t sound like Yoda (Star Wars series), (in Yoda’s voice), do I?

- It not easy being green... (singing) Green skin is not easy~

=Attack sound effect=

- [.vs Heroes ] For the Horde! For the Horde!

- Hiyah! Hiyah!

- Time for killing! The time for killing has come!

- Time to

die! Go to hell!

Headhunter-

=Building Sound=

- Venegence for Zulti Vengeance for Zul'jin! (zul'jin is the boss of the troll clan in Warcraft 2)

=Selected sound effect=

- Who you want me to kill? Who you want me to kill?

- What? What?

- Wasch you want me do?* What do you want me to do? (Wasch you=what you, read and see if this is the case?)

- Wasch you want me go?* Where do you want me to go? (This is where''j you, see Forest troll page in battle.net creeps)

=Action/Perform Action Sound Effect=

- Ahhh! Ah!

- Anything you want

- Joo got it man!* Got it bro

- Yeah, hehe hehe hehe he! Yeah~hehe, Hehe, hehe, hehe!

=Scolding player sound effect=

- Wasch you bother me for?* Why bother me

- Leave it to me, I take a big weight off your Shoulders! Leave it to me, I'll lighten your burden

- Schoo wanna buy a cigar?* (Schoo = you) Do you want a cigarette?

- Luuucyy!

- Say hello to my lil friend. Say hello to my little friend

=Attack sound effect=

- [.vs Heroes] Asdingo! Orcish

- Asdingo! Orcish

- Don''t mess with the bad guy! Don't mess with me, I'm a bad guy!

- It''s time for a lil blood! Blood debt must be paid with blood!

Ballista- (Note: The sound effects are all noise without text)

Tauren-

=Construction sound effects=

- May my ancestors watch over me! May my ancestors watch over me!

=Selected Sound=

- Bring it on! Come on!

- I am able to help! I can help

- How now! How now?

=Action/Perform Action Sound=

- For the Tribes! For the Tribes!

- Immediately! Right now!

- Well done! Well done!

=Scolding player sound effect=

- Do not push me, or I wil impale you on my horns! Don't push me, or I will impale you with my horns!

- Doubles!

- Got Milk? Want milk?

- There''s a lot at stake here! There are a lot of stumps elsewhere!

- Hey, what are these letters burned on my ass? Hey, what are these letters burned on my ass?

- Oh ley !**

- (glass breaks) Sorry! Sorry!

=Attack Sound=

- [.vs Heroes] Ruuuuaahh! Shout

- Death to the enemies of the Horde! !

- Death to the Enemy! Death to the Enemy!

- Start running! Run away!

=Hit Sound=

- Euuhhhhh! Shout

Wolfrider- (Fun note: His death sound filename is ''raiderdeath'' But his name is ''wolfrider'' )

=Build Sound=

- Ready to ride! (wolf panting and barking) Wolf Rider Ready!

=Selected Sound=

- Yes Cheiftan? (Wolf panting) Yes, Chief?

- Hmmmm? (Wolf's groan) Hmm

- Need something? (Wolf's gasp) Need something?

- Say the word! (wolf's barking) Say it!

=Action/Perform Action Sound=

- No problem! (Wolf's barking sound) No problem!

- Hi yah!* (sound of wolf running) Hi yah!

- Mush! (the sound of the wolf running and moaning)

- Let''s ride! (the sound of the wolf running and moaning) Let's ride!

=Scolding player sound effect=

- Down boy! (Wolf's barking sound) Come down, kid!

- You're annoying my dog! (wolf's barking) You're annoying my dog!

- What''s that smell? (Wolf's panting) Oh! Bad dog! (Wolf's cry) What's that smell? ah! Bad dog!

- I''m hungry like the wolf! (wolf's laughter) (note: sounds like a wolf's laughter... of course, if they can laugh) (singing) I Hungry elephant-headed wolf!

=Attack Sound Effect=

- [.vs Heroes] For the glory of the War Chief! For the glory of the War Chief!

- Sick em! (wolf's roar)

- Taste my steel! (wolf's bark) Taste my steel!

- For Doomhammer! (Wolf's Bark) For Doomhammer (a tribe, right?)

Dragon Knight-

=Build Sound Effect=

- Ready to soar Master! Ready to fly, Master!

=Selected Sound Effect=

- Are there enemies above? Are there enemies above?

- Un double!*

- Sping Chieftan!* Scouting, Chief!

- I need order! I need an order!

=Action/Perform Action Sound Effects=

- To the winds!

- Let''s fly! Let's fly!

- Onward and upward! Onward, upward!

- Yee Haw! Yee Haw~

=Scolding player sound effect=

- Peter! I can fly! Peter, I can fly! Peter.

- I can see my house! I can see my house!

- The onnnly way to fly! The only way to fly

- I''m getting a little dizzy! I'm getting a little dizzy!

- Flash! (The flying beast is roaring) Ah ha ha! Flash, ah ha ha!

- Fly the friendly skies! Fly to the friendly skies!

- Look, up in the sky! It''s a bird! It''s a plane! It''s ME! Look, up in the sky, that's a bird, that's a plane, that's I!

=Attack Sound Effect=

- [.vs Heroes] Death to all who oppose the Horde! Death to all who oppose the Horde!

- Die! Die!

- Death from above! Death from above!

- Victory for the Horde! Our clan will win!

- For the glory of the Horde! For the glory of the Horde!

Kodo- (Fun note: In the game and build descriptions they are both called "Kodo" but in the sound files they are called "Koto") All other sound effects are Kodo The roar of the beast.

=Scolding player sound effect=

- Here comes the beast again! The beast is back!

Shaman-

=Build Sound=

- Storm, Earth, and Fire, head my call! Storm, Earth, and Fire, accept my call! Summon it!

=Selected Sound=

- Yes? Yes?

- Yes, War Chief? Yes, War Chief?

- How can I help? How can I help?

- Direct me! Direct me!

=Action/Perform Action Sound=

- Understood! Got it!

- A wise plan! A wise plan!

- For the Horde! For the Horde!

- Right away! Right away!

=Scolding player sound effect=

- You ever get hit by lightning where the sun don''t shine? Have you ever been hit by lightning where the sun don''t shine? (Lightning sound) (Note: Ouch!)

- Back off pup! Back off, boy!

- The sky is falling! The sky is falling! <

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- Raindrops keep falling on my head! (singing) Raindrops keep falling on my forehead~~

- No time for play, we have war to! No time to play Well, we have a battle to fight!

- Electrifying! Discharge!

- Blame it on the rain! Huh ha ha! Blame it on the rain! Huh hahaha!

=Attack Sound=

- [.vs Heroes] I dedicate my power to the Horde! Dedicate my power to the Horde!

-Thunder! (Thunder) Thunder!

- Power to the Horde! With the power of the Horde!

- Feel the ground trrremble!* Feel the trembling of the earth!

- Lightning! (Lightning sound) Electricity!

Troll Witch Doctor-

=Build Sound=

- Someone call for de doctor?* Is someone calling for de doctor?

=Selected Sound=

- I hear de summons!* I hear your summons!

- How may I serve? How may I serve?

- You sick, me help? You sick, me help?

- What you be cravin?* What are you craving?

=Action/Perform Action Sound=

- Pasdingo! Orcish

- Ride eway!* (Right away!) Right away!

- Da be good choice, man!* Right choice, man!

=Scold player sound effect=

- E com bou com!* ** Orcish

- Do you be feelin well?* Do you feel good?

- I may have somethin for ya!* I may have something for you

- We be jammin!

- It''s a cook book. A cook book! This is a cook book, a cook book!

- Soil and grain is made from Trolls!

- [Announcer]: Fankuisan? [Fakuisan]: Yes? Go ahead. [Announcer]: What the Iron Troll is doing right now, is putting the heads in a pot. They have to boil for 20 minutes, so that the eyes can be used in a second dish, an eye and ra**erry sorbet. [Female voice]: Mmmm! Sounds good! (You can clearly hear the sound of your head falling into the water)

[Announcer]: Fankuisan? [Fakuisan]: Well, tell me. [Announcer]: What the armed trolls are doing now is Put their heads in a jar. Steam them for 20 minutes and then the eyes are ready

For dessert, a sorbet with eyes. [Female voice]: Yeah~~~~It sounds good~! (You can clearly hear the sound of your head falling into the water)

=Attack sound effect =

- [.vs Heroes] Ahhh! Ah! !

- I do it... Now! Do it now!

- Blah aha hul!* ** Orcish!

- Blah!

Juggernaut- (Hero, Town Center)

=Build Sound=

- I obey the six vengance !

=Selected Sound=

- I am yours! I belong to you!

- Ohh! Oh!

- Yesa, Lord!* Yes, Lord!

- What task is there? What task is there?

=Action/Perform Action Sound Effect=

- I hearo and obey!* I hearo and obey!* I obey orders! (Juggernaut speaks Japanese English...pronounce the r sound as Lu, etc.)

- Hai! Japanese, Hi!

- Excellent choice! Perfect choice!

- Yes, huh! Yes, ha!

=Scold player sound effect=

- Snatch the pebble from my hand, grasshopper!

- My a blade can cut through armor, and still cut a tomato !* My knife can cut through armor, cut to the tomato (heart) inside

- Twin blade action, for clean, close shave every time! Look at my double blade flow... I can cut it every time The face is shaved very clean~ (a shaver?)

- Wasabi! Japanese, wasabi (...the sword master is a Japanese samurai)

=Attack Sounds=

- [.vs Heroes] For the burning Blade!

- Taste a* my blade!

- Ailease! *Shout Sound*

- Hooah! *Hooah*

Prophet- (Hero, Town Center)

=Build Sound=

- The The future is ours! The future belongs to us!

=Selected sound effect=

- My eyes are open. I understand everything

- Seeing is believing! Seeing is believing!

- Do you need my counsel? Do you need my counsel?

- Destiny awaits. Destiny awaits

=Action/Perform Action Sound Effect=

- It is certain.

- Of course. Of course

- I see. Understand

- Watch out!

=Scolding player sound effect=

- I see dead people. I saw dead people (open the map secrets, it turned out to be farseer)

- Touch you tongue to mine! Dare to lick me with your tongue! (Wolf's groan)

- Co

ncentrate and ask again. Focus your thoughts! Ask me again

- Outlook not so good. The prospects are not ideal (implying that Microsoft Outlook is not very easy to use)

- Reply hazy. Try again! The answer is unclear You can't, say it again!

=Attack Sound Effect=

- [.vs Heroes] Spirits of Earth and Storm, strike! Spirits of Earth and Storm, strike!

- Strike! Attack!

- Look out! Attention!

- Attack! Attack!

Tauren Chief- (Hero, Town Center)

=Building Sound=

- I have an ax to grind! I have an ax to grind!

=Selected Sound=

- I stand ready! I am ready!

- Your command? Your command?

- Your order? Your instructions?

- What would you ask of me?

=Action/Perform action sound=

- Done! Done!

- For my ancestors! For my ancestors!

- An excellent plan! Good plan!

- Yes Chieftan? Yes, Chief? (He is also a chief himself)

=Scolding player sound effects=

- Mmmm. My back is killing me! Well, my back is killing me.

- I need to take a load off! I need to take a load off.

- Rrrrggg! I think I have a splinter! Ugh~~~~I think my bones are broken!

- These poles are heavy, I should find someone else to totem! These poles are so heavy, I should find someone else to carry them (find a real person to be my totem)

- I used to have to go to war uphills, both ways! I used to have to go to war uphills, both ways! I used to have to go to war uphills, two ways...

- Your way, right away! One is you Up, the second is immediately

=Attack sound effect=

- [.vs Heroes] For the War Chief and the Tribes! For the Chief and the Tribes!

- For the Tribes! For the tribe!

- Honorguide me!* Honor guide me!

- None shall pass! Leave your life behind!