Humorous words to praise a rainy day

1. I hate rainy days. My dear, please show up quickly, or I will tell mommy that you secretly held my hand.

2. It rains and thunders. I stand under the tree and shout, I want to cross. ——Funny talk about rain

3. I wanted to pretend to be depressed without holding an umbrella when it rained. Result: I was beaten by my mother, and the cold came to take care of me again.

4. On continuous rainy days, it is most suitable to practice Qinggong and float on the water^-^

5. The most regretful thing in life. Nothing more than: no umbrella when it rains, no bowl when eating.

6. If it rains, it will rain! Yin's shoes are lined up for swimming.

7. It has been thundering and raining these days. Is it possible that the Jade Emperor has come to catch the Seven Fairies who secretly descended to the mortal world?

8. I don’t ask you for clear skies, I just ask you not to rain. rain.

9. Raining on Chinese Valentine’s Day is the most basic respect God gives to single girls!

10. Children who still play computer games when it rains and thunders, aren’t you afraid of time travel?

11. The heavy rains that you missed in those years...are all returned to you these days...I really want to Tell you, tell you it will rain tomorrow... 12. I don’t want you to become negative because of me. The city with you is also beautiful when it rains, from the sun after dawn to the sun in the middle of the night. Moonlight, don't think about it. I won't like it. What's the secret of this sentence? Ha, I lied to you

13. The sky is for wind and rain. The ground is used to grow flowers and grass. I am here to prove the greatness of this world.

14. God, how long are you going to pee like this? Can’t urinate enough? Or is there a problem with the prostate? ········ Damn rainy day.

15. It has been raining these days. I guess it is the Jade Emperor who is crying. He must be in an unhappy marriage. There are two possibilities. One is that the Queen Mother has left, and the other is that she refuses to leave

< p>16. Playing in the water outside on a rainy day, playing with herringbone and dragging it away. -----Flip-flops

17. Please give me high temperature, please don’t rain, please give me 40 degrees. It doesn’t matter if we have a hard time, we must let the first graders get some exercise. . .

18. When it rained, I stood under the tree and shouted: God, a thunder will kill me! I also want to travel through time"

19. I saw it was raining today, but I did not see thunder. Why did I see all kinds of explosive heads along the way.

20. Big head If it rains, don’t worry. You have an umbrella and I have a big head

21. The quilt is still outside. The key is that it’s raining now=_=|||

22. The baby said that mommy lights mosquito coils. Mom said there are no mosquitoes on rainy days, but the baby said mosquitoes are afraid of water.

23. It has been raining in the past few days and I really want to throw a piece of Sophie into the clouds to suck up all the water.

24. If you are fine, oh my god. If you are fine, it will be fine. If you are fine, it will be sunny tomorrow. This article is from Shuo Shuo Fan)

25. Why does it rain during the school term? 1. Reveals the background of the story 2. Exaggerates the desolate atmosphere 3. Hints at the tragic fate of the characters

26. When it thunders and rains, stand under the tree, point to the sky proudly and say: I want to travel through time too! ——Funny talk about rain

27. I say that song is true It's very nice, but you don't like to listen to every song. You are still here when it rains, playing the familiar melody /*

28. It doesn't necessarily rain on a cloudy day, and it doesn't necessarily mean you are sad when you break up

29. Why does it rain during the college entrance examination? 1. Reveal the background of the story 2. Exaggerate the desolate atmosphere 3. Hint the tragic fate of the characters 4. Reveal

30. My deskmate gave Her partner texted "Let's elope" and her partner replied "It's raining"

31. Put away your clothes when it rains and turn off your computer when it thunders.

32. Don't be in the rain. It’s raining. Even if it rains stones, I will go out. 33. It rains every day, and the rabbits are angry!

34. If it rains, it will rain. Why is the bar so big? My underwear is all wet

35. What should I do if it rains/Go to an Internet cafe/It’s a pity that I don’t have money/

36. I wanted to wear an umbrella when it rains Worry. Result: I was beaten by my mother, and the cold came back to visit me.

37. Ouch, I finally washed a pair of pants and hung them outside to dry. Fortunately, I didn’t dry the quilt, otherwise it would be worse

38. What happened to the man? Ways to avoid lightning strikes; don’t go out on rainy days. Don't swear to your wife easily.

39. It's raining. The rain has wet your face, and the tears are falling. Bagaadlu

40. The person who lied to me, I wish you: forget to bring an umbrella when it rains; forget to bring money when going to the street; forget to bring paper when going to the toilet~

41. "You are all wearing shorts today. I thought it would rain, so I wore long pants." "It's so hot!" "Can't you just put on your pants?"

42. When it's blowing, I wear long pants, when it rains, when it thunders, it stops. I put it out.

43. Do you know why it rained a few days ago? In fact, this is the same as adding water to the pot before steaming steamed buns. . .

44. Finally I know why it rains every sports meeting, because every word here has a cloud,,SB school,,

45. Playing on the computer during thunder and rain My children, aren’t you afraid of time travel?

46. I like rainy days the most. That way I can save money and not use gas.

47. If a drop of water falls from the sky, it is the tears I shed because I miss you; if there are countless drops of water falling from the sky, it means stop thinking about it, it is raining!

48. If you are well, it will be sunny. If you are not well, I will make it rain every day.

49. It’s windy and rainy, it’s like mud...

50. If you have a cold or fever and don’t want to take medicine or injections, just hold on and don’t say you feel uncomfortable. If you are hungry and want to eat but you don’t know how to cook, just make instant noodles to comfort yourself. It’s raining and thundering and you have no umbrella to get wet outside - funny words about rain

51. When you go out, you go into the oven, and when you walk, you feel spicy. It's hot, sit down and cook on the teppanyaki, but don't let it rain, it will turn into boiled fish!

52. Why does it rain? Because the earth needs a bath!

53. I just want to say: I hate rainy days. - -.

54. I saw an umbrella outside, and I rushed out like crazy, shouting to make the storm come harder, and then the rain stopped

55. What should I do if it rains? I miss you so much

56. Haha, the weather looks really good today. Although it rains, it’s all thanks to my aunt.

57. I heard that school is about to start and it rains every day.

58. When it rains, I hold an umbrella and always turn it around deliberately. When you were a child, you dared to say that you didn’t do it. Passed~

59. On this day, when you go out, you go into the oven, when you walk, you get Mala Tang, when you sit down, you get Teppanyaki. It’s better not to rain, because it will turn into boiled fish.

60. It’s raining. Others have umbrellas, but I have a big head.

61. Don’t go out on rainy days. Although rainwater is not poisonous, getting wet is a small matter, but gonorrhea is a big deal!

62. It’s raining. The brother next to me said that it’s raining with the same rhythm as when you died. I replied: Do you want to drink soup, burn money, or pry the grave? Eight Fold

63. It’s raining outside. Girl, stop for me. You are my girlfriend. What should I do if I get wet? @

64. It’s raining and I took a taxi home and found my mobile phone. I lost it and ran all the way to chase it, only to find that the phone was in my hand. The driver stopped and asked me what I was doing. I said weakly: It’s raining, drive slower

65. I’m afraid of thunder and hate rain, but I love thunderstorms< /p>

66. The mistress sent a message: It rained and thundered. I am most afraid of thunder. I immediately replied to her with a smile. That’s just hypocritical

67 , If you are well, it will be sunny. If you are not well, labor will make you rain every day.

68. Woman, when you cry, it rains all over the world.

69. On the first day of military training, the instructor said: Don’t pray for rain, it’s useless. Do you know that when you 7,000 people are praying for rain, there are still 20,000 divisions?

70. The weather is really nice today, both windy and rainy.