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L 1: What languages are there in English? More commonly used.

Well, it is enough to know some common usage.

ASL = age/gender/location

As far as I'm concerned

As far as I know

AFK = away from the keyboard

I am the monkey's uncle.

in my opinion

Also known as = also known as

AMBW = my best wishes

ANFAWFOWS = Now let our online sponsor say something.

AOTS = suddenly

ASAFP = The sooner the better.

As soon as possible = as soon as possible

ATST = simultaneous

AWGTHTGTTA = Do we have to go through it again?

AWGTHTGTTSA = Do we have to go through it again?

Are you stupid or something?

B4 = before

B4N = Goodbye for a while.

BBFBBM = Fisher's body, Mattel's brain.

BBIAB = Be right back.

BBIAF = Be back in a few minutes.

BBL = Come back later.

BBN = See you now

BCNU = Goodbye

boyfriend

BFD = big deal

See you now

BHOF = bald old man

BIF = factual basis

BITD = go back in time

Biz = business

BM = byte me

Spank me.

BNF = big fan

BOHICA = Bend down, here it comes again.

BR = bathroom

BRB = Be right back.

BRT = Right away.

BS = big smile

BT = Byte This

BTDT = Have you been there?

BTSOOM = Beat the shit out of me.

By the way

Ring the bell to get there.

BWDIK = But what do I know?

BWO = black, white or other

Cam = webcam

CIAO = Goodbye (Italian)

CID = considered complete

CIO = Check it out.

CIS = computer service information service

CMF = Count my fingers.

Church of science

CRAFT = I don't remember anything

CRAWS = can't remember anything of value.

CSL = I can't stop laughing

CTC = Choose chicken.

see you again

Carl /CYL/CUL8R = See you later.

CWYL = Talk to you later

CYA = cover your ass

Don't believe everything you read.

DD = Due Diligence

DDD = direct dial telephone

DETI = don't even think about it

DGT = Don't go there.

DHYB = Don't hold your breath.

DIIK = damn it, if I knew

DILLIGAD = Do I look like someone who cares?

DILLIGAS = Do I look like someone I care about?

DKDC = I don't know, I don't care

DL = download

DLTM = Don't lie to me.

DQYDJ = Don't give up your daily work.

DRIB = Don't read when you are busy.

DS = smiley face of fool

DYSTSOTT = Did you see the size of that thing?

An evil smile

EOM = end of message

ESO = Equipment smarter than operator.

F2F/FTF = face to face

FAQ = frequently asked questions

FBKS = Fault between keyboard and seat

FE = e.g./fatal error

FF & ampPN = New fields and pastures

FOAF = a friend of a friend

FTASB = Faster than a speeding bullet

FT = faint

FTL = Faster than light

FTTB = Temporary

Bored beyond recognition

FUBB = Unbelievable boredom

FUD = (spreading) fear, uncertainty and false information

deserve to be mentioned

FYA = for your entertainment

for reference only

FYM = Because of your wrong information.

G2G = Gotta go.

G8T/GR8 = Great

GAL = enjoy life

GDGD = good, good.

girlfriend

GG = Good game/Gotta go.

GIGO = garbage input, garbage output

GIWIST = Gee, I wish I had said it.

Good luck

God loves you, and I love you.

GMTA = Great minds think alike.

I have nothing but love for you.

GR & ampa grinned, ran and dodged.

GRRRR = "Roar"

Go sit on a snake.

GTG = gotta go.

GTGB = Gotta go, bye.

GTGP = to pee.

GTH = go to hell

GTSY = Nice to meet you.

GYPO = Take off your pants.

HAGO = Have a nice day.

HAK = hugs and kisses

HB = hurry back.

HD = hold

HHO 1/2K = Haha, just kidding.

HHOK = Haha, just kidding.

HIOOC = help! I'm out of coffee

Howz = How about it?

I hope this (that) helps.

Hua = Head-up Ace

HUYA = Raise your head.

IAC = anyway

IAE = anyway

IANAC = I'm not a liar

IANAL = I'm not a lawyer

IBT = between technologies

IBTD = I beg to differ.

IC = I saw it/in the character.

IDGAF = I don't give AF.

I don't understand.

IDK = I don't know

IDKY = I don't know you

IDST = I didn't say that

IDTS = I don't think so.

IFAB = I found a loophole.

IFU = I've had enough.

I have to pee.

IIIO = Intel inside, idiots outside.

IIMAD = if there is a difference.

IIRC = If I remember correctly.

If it was me

ILICISCOMK = I laughed, I cried, and I vomited/spilled coffee/crumbs/coke on the keyboard.

ILY = I love you

In my humble opinion

In my humble opinion.

In my opinion

INMP = it's not my problem

INPO = In no particular order.

I have to go now./I'm leaving now.

in other words

IRL = In real life

ISS = I told you.

ITM = In the money

IYKWIM = If you know what I mean.

IYSS = If you say so.

J/C = just checking

J/K = Just kidding!

J/W = just curious

JAFO = just another bystander

K/KK = good/good, good

KFY = kiss you

Kissing = keep it simple and stupid

KIT = keep in touch

KMA = Kiss my ass

KWIM = See what I mean?

KX = kiss

Put on your pants.

L8R = Later

LD = long distance

LDTTWA = Let's do time warping again.

LLTA = lots and lots of thunderous applause

Laugh my head off

LMK = Let me know

LOL = Laugh loudly/Good luck (love)

LTIC = Laugh till I cry.

LTNS = Long time no see.

LYL = Love you a lot.

LYLAS = Love you like a sister.

M8T = Mate

MHOTY = I salute you.

MM = market maker

MorF = male or female?

MOTD = Today's Information

MOTSS = same-sex member

May the force be with you.

MWBRL = More will be announced later.

mind your own business

N = and/know/now

NAK = keyboard care

NAZ = name, address and postal code (also referred to as Nasdaq)

NBD = No big deal.

NBIF = No factual basis.

NFI = I don't know.

NFW = No way.

NIFOC = naked in front of the computer

NM = it doesn't matter.

NMP = It's not my problem

NMU = Are you okay?

NOYB = none of your business

NP = no problem

NQOCD = not exactly our class, dear.

NRG = energy

NRN = No reply required.

NYCFS = finger health in new york.

Irrelevant topic

By the way

Oh, I see.

Oh, I see you.

OMDB = unless I die

Oh, my God/Oh, my God.

OMIK = Open your mouth and insert the keyboard.

ONNA = Oh, no, not again.

OOC = out of character range

OOTB = unexpected

OT = digression

on the other hand

OWTTE = or words to that effect.

OZ = for "Australia"

PEBCAK = There is a problem between the chair and the keyboard.

PEM = privacy enhanced mail

Pic = picture

Pimp = piss in my pants

PITA = nuisance

Please /PLZ = please.

Forgive me for interrupting.

PO = fuck off

POS = parents on the shoulder

POV = point of view

PPL = person

Pro = major

PS = by the way /Photoshop

R = Are

RBTL = read between the lines

RL = real life

RLF = friends in real life

RMLB = Read my lips, baby.

RMMM = Look at my e-mail!

RN = now

ROTFL laughed and rolled on the ground.

ROTFLMAO = Laughing my head off

ROTM = Exactly.

RSN = It will be realized soon.

RSVP = Please reply.

RTFM = Read the operation manual

RTK = return to keyboard

RTM = reading manual

Are you?

SBTA = Sorry, cheeky again.

SH = Sh occurs.

SITD = still in the dark

Sadism. masochism

Chaos = the situation is normal, enough is enough.

out of luck

SorG = Straight or gay?

SP = support

SSDD = same day, different day.

STFU = shut up

Spank the monkey.

STYS = Talk to you soon.

SUP = what's the matter

Shut up, you fool

Scientific wild donkey guess

SWAK = send (or seal) by kiss.

SWDYT = So what do you think?

TAH = go hiking

There is no such thing as a free lunch

TARFU = Things are really enough.

TDTM = swearing at me

TEOTWAWKI = the end of the world as we know it.

Thank you for doing nothing.

THX/TX/THKS = thank you.

TIA = thank you in advance

Think I'm in love

TIC = half joking

TLA = three-letter abbreviation

TLGO = The list goes on and on.

believe/ trust me

TMI = Too much information.

TMTOWTDI = There is more than one way to do it.

TPTB = power

TSR = completely stuck in RAM

At present TTFN = Ta Ta.

TTT = This is the ticket to the top.

TTUL/TTYL = Talk to you later.

TWHAB = This won't hurt at all.

TY = thank you

Thank you very much.

U = you

UR = yours

you are

UnPC = not politically correct

You are too smart for me.

VFM = value for money

VG = very good

WAG = wild donkey guess

WAI = what an idiot

welcome back

WCA = Who cares?

WDYS = What did you say?

WDYT = What do you think?

We = whatever

WEG = evil evil smile

Bad smile

WGAFF = Who gave a flying F?

WIIFM = What's in it for me?

Language master in training

What the hell is this?

Smart old guy

Wot/Wut = what?

WRT = about/about

What the fuck?

WTG = Well done!

WTSDS = where the sun doesn't shine.

WYMM = Will you marry me?

WYP = What's your problem?

WYRN = What's your real name?

WYS = whatever you say

WYSIWYG

WYT = whatever you think.

X U = kiss you

Y = why?

Ya = you

YA = another one

YAFIYGI = You asked for it, and you got it.

YDKM = You don't know me.

Yes/Yes = Yes

You must be joking.

YMMV = Your mileage may vary.

YNK = You never know.

You're on your own

YR = Yes, right.

YSYD = Yes, of course you do.

YTTT = Are you telling the truth?

YYSSW = Yes, yes, of course, of course, whatever.