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Please send a blessing message to the leaders of other units.

The Spring Festival of the Year of the Dog in 2006 has arrived. Don't forget to send New Year greetings to family, friends, colleagues, bosses and lovers, and send your New Year wishes!

◎ May good luck be like a mine, often trampled under your feet; Bad luck is like a meteor shower, which will never catch you; Wealth is like garbage, which can be seen everywhere; Happiness will accompany you all your life, staring at you like a fly! Happy new year!

◎ You are happy every day, 365 days a year, 8760 hours forever, 5,256,000 wonderful minutes and 31536,000 seconds.

◎ I asked the air as a postman, bound my fiery greetings into packages, stamped them with postmarks, and delivered them at a constant temperature of 37 degrees. The recipient is you. Wish you a happy Spring Festival!

In order to promote environmental protection and save paper, don't send me a greeting card during the Spring Festival. Please write a blessing in RMB as large as possible and send it to me. Economy is a virtue. Happy spring festival!

Happy new year. I wish you good health, rich financial resources and unlimited happiness in the new year. You are in a sunny mood every day, carefree like a baby.

◎ I wish you a smooth sailing, two dragons flying in the sky, three sheep flying in Thailand, four seasons of peace, five blessings, June 6, seven stars shining high, and money coming from all directions, 99, one heart, one mind, one mind, one mind, one mind, one mind, one luck.

◎ I wish the Year of the Dog "money" is like brocade, "wealth" is like the East China Sea, "thinness" is better than Nanshan, "fragrance" is like spring!

◎ When the bell rings, the years pass, the story stays and the hope comes. Hope is good, but send blessings. May my friend be safe and happy all his life and always be happy! Good luck in the Year of the Dog!

Weather forecast for the Year of the Dog: In 2006, you will encounter money rain, lucky wind, friendship fog, healthy glow, happy cloud, smooth frost, happy thunder and happy flash. Please note that they will haunt you all year round.

When the Year of the Dog arrives, it is obvious to all that China is young. May China's comprehensive national strength continue to develop in the new year, by going up one flight of stairs!

Boy, if you are alone now, I wish you a happy new year; If you are two people, I wish you happiness. If it's a group, please tell me where you are, and I'll take a taxi to eat now!

Happy New Year. I wish your wife is a beautiful and intelligent wife, a beautiful and generous lover, and a charming and attractive honey. From time to time, there will be an affair and a one-night stand.

◎ How fast! The new year is coming again! May you go forward bravely in the new year and grab buckets of gold; Don't hesitate to see PLMM, follow one's inclinations, and ensure that you can run home with gold and beauty.

When the New Year comes, let me send my unique blessing by SMS. I wish you in the new year, wear "Versace", step on "Red Dragonfly", use "Samsung" for your mobile phone and "Chow Tai Fook" around your neck, go out and drive a BMW, and spend money if you have nothing to do. In the new year, I hope you have a lot of wealth, health, happiness and happiness. Don't mess around, be safe and happy!

In the new year, I will give you a pass to go where you want to go. I had dinner on the streets of Lhasa yesterday, and I promise to visit the White House today!

◎ SMS is rushing to send New Year greetings. I wish you a rising salary in the new year and love will blossom and bear fruit. Don't forget to treat me to coffee when you are free!

I'm sorry I didn't give you any new year gifts. So I thought and thought, and thought and thought, and I gave you the nearest supermarket, so you can go when you are free. I gave you all the delicious food. You can watch whatever you want! Don't be polite to me!

◎ Give you a coat, with peace in the front, happiness in the back, luck as the collar, wishful thinking as the sleeve, happiness as the button and warmth in the pocket. Wear it and let it accompany you every day! Happy new year!

Don't be so tired, don't be so tired, take a rest when you are uncomfortable, eat when you are hungry, don't be afraid of being expensive, don't be against yourself when you are tired from work, go to bed on time when you eat, and come to the party with friends who miss you!

◎ Fat vines, shake your feet, buy old pork to sacrifice to the gods, eat pork to make people live longer, and read short messages-I wish the Lantern Festival delicious and happy work!

◎ New Year's Eve dinner method: First, you put a steaming rice cake on the ground, and then stand on your head and cross the rice cake at the last second of the year ~ ~ Hey hey ~ ~ Done! Good luck in the new year, all the best, good health, all the best, as sweet as honey!

Hello! This is 1860. Your friend ordered the song Jingle Bells for you. Because the network is busy, I can't listen directly, so I can only hum it myself. thank you

The Spring Festival is coming, I wish you good luck every day, a better life, and a lottery ticket in the middle of the year. If you forget me, be careful with the stick.

I wish you a prosperous New Year. Great body, as strong as a bear; Love is as sweet as a bee; Money is rolling in, a dime a dozen!

◎ Being alive is really tiring: you have to queue up when you get on the bus, you have to suffer if you love you, eating is tasteless, drinking is easy to get drunk, and you have to pay taxes when you earn money! Even texting pigs costs money! I wish you a happy New Year

◎ Wish: unified start, Vientiane updated; Good luck every year, peace every year; Financial resources are rolling, rich and auspicious; Happiness, happiness and celebration; Bamboo is safe and full of blessings; be radiant with delight/joy

Friendship is delicious rice, hot pot and burning spirit Erguotou. Hungry again, have a drink in the Spring Festival of the Year of the Rooster!

Rose is my passion, candy is my taste, stars are my eyes and moonlight is my soul. I will give them to you, the person I love. Happy Spring Festival!

The new year is coming. I want to give you something, but I'm not going to give you too much. I only give you 50 million: be happy! Good health! Be safe! Be content! Don't forget me!

◎ A flower that has been picked for a long time is reluctant to lose; An umbrella lasted for a long time, but I didn't remember to collect it when the rain stopped; A road has been walking for a long time, and it can't go to the end when it gets dark; Anyway, I've been waiting for a long time … Happy New Year!

◎ Let me pass this blessing over mountains, over stinking ditches, through traffic lights, through main roads, through alleys, past the old lady selling popsicles, and get into your ears: Happy Spring Festival!

◎ God said: Happiness means having a grateful heart, a healthy body, a satisfactory job, a person who loves you deeply and a group of trustworthy friends. You will have everything! Happy Year of the Dog!

If you receive this message, it means that you like me. If you delete it, you have a crush on me If you reply to the message, you just want to marry me. If you don't, you promise to marry me. If you modify it, it will be mine. If you save it, the rest of your life will be mine! It's up to you.

I dreamed of you yesterday. Really, the sky is so quiet, the sun is so bright, and the sea is so boundless. You were on the blue beach, and I stabbed you with a stick. Hey, this little bastard, his shell is quite hard.

◎ You are the sun in my heart, but it's a pity to go down the mountain; You are the moon in my dream, but it is covered by clouds; You are the most beautiful flower in my heart, but it has already bloomed; You are the Chang 'e in the sky, but you landed on your face first. ......

A three-year-old boy took the hand of a three-year-old girl and said, I love you. The little girl said, can you be responsible for my future? The little boy said: Of course! We are no longer one or two years old.

◎ Don't call me heartless. At least I sent a dime message, wasting battery power, risking my life to be radiated by electromagnetic radiation, and I will give you a New Year call regardless of the consequences! Happy new year!

It is the end of the year again. Last year, today's family is happy. Whether parents are still healthy in a foreign country at this time of this year. Don't worry, my son is not here. I will go home today to be filial to my parents.

I really want to dial your number and listen to your nonsense. Unfortunately, you have too much money. Fortunately, you can get the text message. Send a warm message to a fool, I hope it won't make him angry. Let alone choose to commit suicide heroically.

Do you know what it's like to leave home? Just as the earth leaves the darkness of the sun, the sky leaves the white clouds, and the branches leave the leaves, I just want to say to my family when I leave home, I miss you.

◎ The cutest message of the year: the person who received it will never be fired, the person who read it will have a successful career, the person who saved it will have a sweet love, the person who deleted it will have good luck again and again, and the salary of the person who forwarded it will skyrocket!

◎ The New Year is here! May the cause develop like Marxism and its charm shine like Mao Zedong Thought, and may the thought of "Theory of Three Represents" keep pace with the times. Happy New Year!

◎ In the new year, I wish my friends: it's good to have more money and less money; Be handsome and ugly; It is a good thing to be old and not in good health; It is good to be poor and rich; Just understand all the troubles; It's good to have a stable life!

◎ May you embrace peace, health, happiness, happiness, warmth, sweetness, luck and auspiciousness, enter the new year and spend every day happily!

◎ Fight, fight, fight, fight ... robbery! IPICIQ card, tell me all the passwords! What? You have no IQ? Then give me the red envelope! Be serious, be serious, don't laugh, happy new year!

◎ I use the warmth of instant-boiled mutton, the enthusiasm of boiled fish, the delicacy of boiled shrimp, the sweetness of old meat, the width of noodles and the width of bread to express my sincere wishes to you and wish you a happy New Year!

Spring Festival is coming, send my greetings in Japanese: wash all the pots and pans, wash all the pots and pans! Chinese translation: Happy holidays! Happy every day! ^0^

May you face the sea with your heart every day, sleep like a pig, bask in the sun in South Africa, spend money with Gates, get drunk with Bush's daughter, and evade taxes by bin Laden's method. Happy New Year!

◎ Days give you warmth; The moon gives you warmth; Stars give you romance; Rain moistens you; I bless you. Send a beautiful one to make you laugh, send a happy one to keep you from getting old, and wish you a happy Spring Festival! !

◎ The ancients swept the dust for the New Year. May you also sweep away the dust from your heart for a year. I wish you a happy new year during the Spring Festival.