Funny phrases on mobile phone WeChat (selected 28 sentences)

2, listen to your words, hang the southeast branch.

3. Without comrades' efforts, the revolution must still be successful.

4. Tongue is longer than teeth, and software is longer than hardware.

I will try my best to realize my dream and make up for the cow I blew when I was a child.

6, love is a game, the name of the game is: see who is crazy first.

7. If something is lost, but Fiona Fang is a hundred miles; If love is lost, it is the end of the world.

8. If we always want to see the world through other people's eyes, our eyes will gradually become blind.

9. I allow you to walk into my world, but I don't allow you to walk around in my world at will.

10, people who are too rational will definitely miss the opportunity of going astray and the beautiful scenery along the way brought by mistakes.

1 1, love is missing a person's heart, marriage is tying a person's heart, and love is swallowing a person's heart.

12, growth is: gradually gentle, restrained, simple, do not complain, do not ask, do not miss, and gradually realize the grandeur of life in silence.

13, missing is the most helpless thing in life, and it is humble. Looking at the scar, you think you are old, but in fact you are empty.

14, life is often like this, and the hope you think is actually the despair that makes you deeper and deeper; And you think there is endless despair, but there is hope somewhere.

15, love a person, the other person loves you, and the sweetness is mostly; Love a person, the other party does not know, mostly sour; Love a person, the other person does not love you, mostly bitter.

16, a person's vision has two functions; First, go out and expand the world infinitely; The other is to come inward and discover the heart infinitely and profoundly.

17, asked grandma what kept their relationship for 60 years. Grandma said that everything was broken in those days and they wanted to fix it, but now if it is broken, they want to change everything.

18, I have someone to accompany me when I am sick, someone to talk to when I am bored, a shoulder when I cry, and a smiling face when I go home. This is the sense of security I need.

19 Sometimes we have to learn to say thank you. Thank you, friend. Never give up all the way. Thank the enemy and always temper your courage. Thank God for letting me meet you at the end of the road.

20. Someone asked, "Why do you like it? Why do you believe it? " Like is like, believe is believe, there is no reason. Really deep friendship is often a bit indiscriminate.

2 1, intersecting with gold, but forgetting the consumption of gold; When interests intersect, interests are dispersed; Intersecting with the potential, the potential will tilt; When rights intersect, the loss of rights will be abandoned; Love intersection, love death and injury; Ideal intersection, quiet and far-reaching.

22, some marks, printed on the wall, printed in the fingers, gradually disappear with the passage of time; There are also some marks printed on the pupil and apex. The longer it takes, the deeper it becomes.

23. The sentences in the sentence encyclopedia are often short and domineering, full of positive energy. Difficulties are often encountered in life, and those good sentences inadvertently hit the soft place in the heart, thus changing the depressed mood.

24. When you confirm that ta's heart is not with you, your only way out is to leave with dignity. Sadly, you always mistakenly think that ta's heart is still there, and then you will make stupid efforts. Please don't! -Song Dandan

25. Elegance is a very difficult thing. It's harder than reserve, harder than scoundrel. It is easier to be reserved and pretentious, but it is not elegant. Elegance needs temperament, qualifications, precipitation of years, calmness and lightness.

26. In a world of two people, it is a terrible thing for a woman to think that she is too strong or too weak. The former is too difficult to compromise and the latter is too cheap. It's too hard and too easy to give up on each other. If it is too cheap, the other party will give you up. That's why we need a man who is evenly matched or even slightly stronger, who pays for each other and owes each other nothing.

27. If you have bought a bunch of dishes, but you don't know how to match them, or you don't have time to cook them, why bother shopping? If you have studied hard for decades, but you can't apply what you have learned, what's the point of reading this book? Many people seem to be buried in a pile of books, but in fact they are escaping from reality. As a result, they miss the best opportunity to exert what they have learned. You don't have to wait for the bullet to be full, you must be able to shoot when you raise your gun.

28. It is said that tears are salty because their raw material is blood, which circulates through the lacrimal gland and flows out of the eyes. I finally understand why we smile at many people, but shed tears at few people. Because some people don't understand and some people don't deserve it. The tears of my life have all flowed on those people. Tears, like blood, sometimes flow out. Maybe you never know how hard the person who shed tears for you has made. -Su Qin