Xiao Fei’s Xiao Fei Quotes

1. As long as you have a thick skin, why bother drinking and suffering? As long as you have the sun and the moon in your heart, there will be tomorrow every day.

2. After dinner, go for a walk by the lake and feed the water monsters with your leftovers~~

3. I heard it was because of your fourth bun It was blown away by the wind, and then you chased it for 25 kilometers before picking it up~~

4. People like me are beasts, and dressed beasts like Yunfeng.

5. Guests are rare Once you come to our program, I have nothing to give you before leaving. Zhouzhou is a very old child, so take good care of her in the future

6. Adventure tours can be divided into two categories, one is to come back alive Yes, the second is whether he will come.

7. Doctor, I can’t survive. I have some broken skin on my hand. Use 502 to stick it on yourself. Stick it on one side, but stay away and don’t stain me.

Doctor, I can’t survive. The heel of my shoe has fallen off and the 502 is stuck to one side. Don’t stain me.

Doctor, I can’t survive. My head has fallen off. Come on, take a shovel and bury yourself.

8. Do I look like a pickle? It’s also very delicious.

9. People do not spray oil when they are not under pressure, and wells are light and airy when they are not under pressure.

10. Xiaofei to Zhouzhou: If I were Ma Liang, I would draw a sea and throw you into it.

11. Zhouzhou: That classmate, what are you doing!

Xiao Fei: I...my legs are cramping! ! (Actually, he was yawning)

12. I remember I once had a crush on a girl who had freckles, and to this day I still think that having some freckles on the face is very sexy. But, there is also a girl who has a crush on me. It’s just a face with freckles~

13. There is a sentence that I told Stefanie Sun before, and now I am repeating it Let me say it again: We will get nowhere.

14. The track is very developed, that is, the ghost will follow you wherever you go.

15. It’s such a beautiful sound that I can’t help but stay in bed every day!

16. Region is very important for those who watch live music. For example, if this concert is held in heaven and we all live in hell, how can we go there?

17. There is a treasure land in the motherland called Yuzhou, which is rich in garbage.

18. It’s interesting, I can’t help but want to laugh out loud, laugh out loud? Really.

19. Hey, this is Easy Morning, I am Xiao Fei, Xiao Fei is Xiao Fei's "小" and Xiao Fei's "飞". If you like to listen to Xiao Fei's program, you might as well Duoduo contact Xiaofei. There are many ways to contact Xiaofei. For example, you can send text messages to Xiaofei during the live broadcast. But if you still want to contact Xiaofei after the show, you can send Xiaofei an e-mail. Xiaofei What is the e-mail address? That is, what if, eh, you really sent an e-mail to Xiao Fei but did not reply? I have to tell you that Xiao Fei’s e-mail address is actually a fake. . (Zhouzhou: No such person found) Hey, Xiaofei doesn’t like to send e-mails because Xiaofei prefers to communicate with everyone face to face every day.

20. To me, animals in the world are divided into two categories: those that can be eaten raw and those that can be cooked.

21. Work is for escape.

22. Xiaofei said to Zhouzhou: If I were Ma Liang, the magic pen, I would draw a well, put you in, and instantly draw a manhole cover.

Zhouzhou: You should paint the sea!

23. Xiaofei: Look at the heating in the north, there is heating! And what do southerners rely on to survive the winter? ……will! Right?

Zhouzhou: Haha, thank you for understanding us so well!

Xiao Fei: Haha, so you can often see, for example, a Hunanese or a Hong Konger wearing slippers and having a snowball fight on the streets of Beijing!

Zhouzhou: He said that Wuhan is cold and humid in winter. When I go to bed, I wear a hat, gloves, and socks, but it’s still very cold.

Xiao Fei: It’s like being born within a hundred days.

Zhouzhou: Haha, so I had no choice but to keep eating to keep warm. As a result, I gained ten pounds in the first half of my freshman year. That's it...actually it would be colder.

Xiao Fei: So, we know that those little animals in the polar regions, penguins, seals, polar bears, they don’t want to be fat, right, but they can’t help it, the weather is very cold.

Xiaofei: Do you have cold hands?

Zhouzhou: I am cold all year round.

Xiaofei: Ah, no one hurts!

Zhouzhou: I hate it, I know it too! (whispering)

Xiaofei: It doesn’t matter, it doesn’t matter, it doesn’t matter, just chop it up and it’ll be fine!

24. Dad woke up and replied: Hey, you damn ghost!

Xiaofei: A high official from Ximen...

25. Xiaofei: Suppose you are a woman...

Zhouzhou: I am a woman!

Xiao Fei: &S226;#*%￥#, oh, can you tell me about women’s psychology towards discounts?

26. Zhouzhou: I pretended to be sick and wanted him to come over and see me~~.

Xiaofei: If he doesn’t come, what is your last resort?

Zhouzhou (gritting his teeth): I will die in front of him!

Xiaofei: Really?

Zhouzhou: I hate it! Why are you looking so happy!

27. What’s in the refrigerator?

Xiao Fei: Why do you put books in the refrigerator?

Zhouzhou: It was too hot. I was reading a book in the refrigerator and forgot the book when I came out.

Xiaofei: Have you ever heard of such a thing as air conditioning?

Zhouzhou:...

28. Xiaofei: What are you doing here?

Zhouzhou: I will take revenge!

Xiaofei: Have you made an appointment?

Zhouzhou: Do I need to make an appointment to take revenge on you?

Xiaofei: Let’s see how my secretary arranges it first.

Zhouzhou: Let’s fight the secretary first.

29. When I was in school, I was a fast reader. I could read 6 Saint Seiya books in one class.

30. Eating noodles quickly

Xiaofei: The person opposite has just pushed away the green onions, and I have already drank the soup. It is still the sixth bowl

31 .Xiao Fei (squeaking): Sir! Are you working as a tipper or staying in a hotel?

Xiaofei (rough voice): I eat noodles. (loudly), seven bowls of noodles!

Xiao Fei (imitation): Chaos, chaos, chaos. Sir, we can only serve you three bowls here.

32. Zhouzhou (acting like a baby): M~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

33 Xiaofei: What brand of motorcycle is it?

34. Xiao Ming, get up, get up, you better get up. I have to call you because I am your mother, but I don’t want to call you because I am your mother. It is impossible for you not to remember me and not let you wake up. The Moonlight Box is a treasure. Throwing it away will affect the environment. What if it hits a child? What if it doesn't hit the child, but it hits flowers and plants, which is not good either. Easy Morning is a good program. Its SMS code is FM plus a space and what you want to say. Send it to 9191985. (Zhouzhou: Xiao Ming fell asleep forever)

35. My mother can’t get up by herself, but she has a trick. Alas, she pulls out a few vellus hairs and makes a few nephews come out and scream in turn. I.

36. In the morning, when my eyes are relaxed and sleepy, I lift the quilt, pull off the waistband of my father’s pants, and yell: Oh! oh! oh!

37. People say, Xiaofei, are you your true self? I, I, I am really horny!

38. It was the same when I was five years old. When I was five years old, my maps were drawn very well and the colors were a little heavier than other children.

39. Cooking is really a broad and profound craft. It pays attention to a few words, that is, "speak, learn, and sing". No, in fact, it pays attention to four words - "sing, read, do." "Fight"

40. Xiaofei: Yu Zhou has gone for a physical examination. We hope she can be diagnosed with a serious illness or minor disaster, so that her trip will be saved.

41. The biggest advantage of me is that I don’t keep my words. So what if I drop the awl, I can just pick it up again.

42. I remember when I was a child, I once asked my father to take me to Beihai Park to see the sea. Why is it called Beihai if there is no sea?

43. We would rather lose a text message than lose a listener.

44. The farthest distance in the world is the eternal friendship between Yu Zhou and I.

45. In addition, the pregnant woman carrying a child, the child carrying an elderly person, and the elderly carrying a pregnant woman must also give up their seats.

46. I remember one day, it was raining heavily. I was driving my car and turned the windshield wipers to the highest gear but I couldn’t see the road ahead. Suddenly, I saw a convertible coming next to me. A car full of people and half full of people is called a car... So I opened the window and said to them: Brother, the car is nice, it's quite expensive~ After saying that, I drove away in my little Xiali

47. Xiao Fei: This kind lady held an umbrella and stayed with me until I got a taxi.

I got in the car and told the driver, who said he had never seen such an aunt at all...

Zhouzhou: Ah~~~~~~~~~~~ (pointed) Called)

48. Too much is too little, right? There are many things that are good if you boil them plainly, but they will be unhealthy after being oiled, so too much is still not enough.

49. Twist, twist, twist eighty-five (9191985)

50. On the highway, more than a hundred miles, the driver is driving,

When someone came up, the driver said, Hey, you can come here~

Boom~~~

51. Odyssey knows, because it is too wicked, Odyssey!

52. There are reasons why some people don’t have good luck.

53. I have a friend who doesn’t lock the door when he goes out... When he came back, everything was fine. Inside... the house is gone!

54. Zhouzhou: Soup is a very common dish...

Xiaofei: Add "M. Cruise" and the taste will be delicious. Even better!

Zhouzhou: Katie drank five bowls in one breath

Xiaofei: I can’t pass Jingyanggang...

55. Xiaofei: (First reported a message that turtles give birth to male and female turtles depending on the temperature) It seems that my cousin is giving birth to a girl this time

Zhouzhou: Your cousin is not a turtle

Xiao Fei: Because she went abroad

56. Xiao Fei: I will host today’s show. Yu Zhou is ill and cannot come. The situation is not very optimistic, but we have tried our best

< p>57. So have you ever felt that sometimes Yu Zhou is very cute, and listening to her talk is like reading hieroglyphics. If you don’t want to be too profound, you will find that it is still easy to understand.

58. (To Zhouzhou) You made an appointment to visit the grave, but you arrived early and continued to sleep.

59. When he got up in the morning, Lao Wang turned over and said, "Yu Zhou."

60. We don't even know how to talk, yet we dare to name others.

61. Zhouzhou: The ears are the windows to the soul!

Xiaofei: I have total admiration for you~~

62. There was a time when I gave in every time I took the bus, and I had to give in no matter how hard he squeezed me. I usually sit in the flight attendant's seat, and I have to let her go after she buys the ticket.

63. We are ranked behind socks in his heart.

64. But the most expensive ones are often the only ones. Scorpion poops, the only one! This is a remark.

65. You have discovered that many celebrities in history also appeared in pairs, right? Dynasty Mahan, (Zhouzhou: bull-headed and horse-faced), black and white impermanence, Li Keyuanyuan, they are all the same kind of people.

66. Oh, this, generally, people only buy one arowana. The main reason is that it is too expensive. Where can I get the money to buy a second one.

67. The sun and the moon are "Ming", the heaven and the earth are the universe, and the things are east and west.

68. It’s not an arowana, right? But there are two male fish, (zhouzhou: male fish), male fish.

69. You see, even the word "happiness" has two parts, and even Tao Jiji has two "ji" parts.

70. Holes in empty trees hide holes in empty trees, fear holes in empty trees, fear holes in empty trees.

71. I am known in the industry for my comfortable voice.

72. I didn’t expect Yu Zhou to be a Changsha Sock. It’s really embarrassing.

73. This must be a boy. Opposites attract, because he is chasing a bus.

74. Wow, we were chasing each other on the street on the first anniversary, and then it really became the first anniversary.

75. Xiao Fei: Women are more suitable to be managers than men, and men are more suitable to be chairman;

Zhou Zhou: Women are more suitable to be CEO

小 Fei: Men are more suitable to be president!

76. A long time ago, there was a poor girl. She followed the rainbow and found the entrance to heaven. From then on, she lived a happy life.

A long time ago, there was a poor snake. She followed the rainbow to find the entrance to heaven, and lived happily ever after.

A long time ago, a poor apple tree followed the rainbow and finally found its way to heaven. From then on, heaven was in chaos.

77. I didn’t wake up in the morning and went to buy breakfast. It should have cost 3 yuan. I took out two yuan and gave it to the breakfast auntie and said, "No need to look for it!". The auntie held on to me desperately, "If you can't do it, you must look for it. What's going to happen if you don't look for it? If you don't look for it, you won't let me go!"

78. All The people listening to the program are all my brothers and sisters. Come to Yuzhou and call your uncles and aunts...

79. Once it rained heavily and a girl I didn’t know well did not bring an umbrella, so I was responsible for sending her back. home, and she became my girlfriend on the second day... "Just because of a rain, in just one day, raw rice was cooked into mushy rice..."

80. Classmate's One time when it rained, his father came to lend him a parasol, which looked like the kind used to sell ice cream. Xiaofei asked, "Is your classmate's father one of the Four Heavenly Kings? Actually, it's okay to hold an umbrella like that. It’s cool to push a freezer..."

81. Someone said that I accidentally lost my glasses when I went to the amusement park yesterday. Please pay attention to your glasses. Listen to the program, please contact your family as soon as possible, your family misses you very much."

82. Today is Chinese Valentine's Day, and I really don't want to celebrate Valentine's Day, because I have to give out more than a dozen gifts every time What a waste of money 83. Xiaofei to Zhouzhou: What’s the dirty key in your bunch of keys?

Zhouzhou: It’s the key to our iron door!

Xiao Fei: It’s really ugly!

Zhou Zhou: Hello!

I mean you...

84. Three years on the tooth is like being sentenced to three years in prison, depriving the right to eat Bendou for life

85. A man tried to bite a crooked needle with his teeth, but a small piece of the tooth chipped off, so it is said Since ancient times, only one person can put needles in his mouth, ears, nose, etc., and later he became an immortal

86. Some people say that drinking tea can easily turn teeth yellow. My colleague showed his teeth to prove that his front teeth were so white. Later I found out that his front teeth were made of porcelain (the others were Tang Sancai...)

87. Did Xiao Fei get upset after eating tuna? Come to work, so you can’t eat tuna. If you swallow it, it will take it from you, and you will become a fish...

88. Dad’s friend accidentally put 502 in his eye by mistake. Fortunately, he was sent to the hospital in time and nothing happened. He bought a parrot directly from the hospital and became a pirate.

89. I knew that when it snowed, wild animals would come to the village if they had nothing to eat in the deep valley. I didn’t know that they would come to the village in the spring. I woke up early in the morning and opened the door, filled a small basket with beans, and asked us to walk with Amao. I went up to the threshold to peel beans. He was very obedient and listened to every word I said. When he went out, he was chopping firewood behind the house...ah...I was chopping wood behind the house...ah...

Zhouzhou: What next?

Xiaofei: It’s still a long time!

Zhouzhou: It’s fun, keep talking!

Xiaofei: I forgot!

90. Zhouzhou: I hope you can see the rainbow in your heart every day.

Xiaofei: Really, this sentence is very suitable for life. of. Where can a rainbow come from without experiencing wind and rain? ? Unless you are following a sprinkler truck!

91. Zhouzhou: Please Xiaofei speak more sincerely next time

Xiaofei: What...what attitude. What does my expression tell me that I don’t mean it? ah! ? Friends in front of the radio, please look at my expression.

92. If you are lying in bed at this moment, please fasten your seat belt.

93. One time, when I woke up in the morning, I was very confused from my sleep. I was taking a shower, and someone knocked on the door, so I opened it directly. (Zhouzhou: Hahaha) Why are you laughing? You are wearing clothes. Wearing a pair of slippers.

94. I also have a habit of making my eyes shed tears easily when encountering wind or strong light. After I go out and drive, when the sun is shining, it won’t work. I will burst into tears. Just turn on the wipers.

95. Why can’t you use your fingers when there is a rainbow? Because after pointing, your hand will block the rainbow. How can you see it, right?

96. How did Superman win by extending his hand with one move?

97. If a girl is very beautiful, but her hands are not good, for example, she is short and thick. , the veins are exposed, it doesn’t work, Yu Zhou, just take care of it yourself

98. Having hemorrhoids is nothing, but a friend of mine has hair on his palms, so I blame this unlucky hair growth spirit

< p>99. The pocket itself is a very magical thing. You can't see what's inside it from the outside. Moreover, when you carry it on your back, it's Santa Claus. If you stick it to your belly button, it can also cure hemorrhoids.

100. Scissor hands, the hands are many scissors, and the skill of cutting hair is not something you can boast about. Right? Look, if there are robots like Edward Scissorhands in your life, why would you come to work with a hairstyle like Guo Feng's?