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Five blessing messages to friends during Dragon Boat Festival.

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I am Zongye, and you are Mi, wrapping you layer by layer; There are a few meters in zongzi, which means how much I miss you. Remember to send me a message, or Zongzi will choke you to death! Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

The incense burner in Rizhao produces purple smoke. I cooked zongzi with a censer, and after three times of thousands of feet, my saliva came down, because zongzi was fragrant. Dragon Boat Festival is here, may sweet zongzi support you to death, safe eggs suffocate you, and realgar drinks you to death. This text message will be beautiful to death!

Don't ignore me, don't forget me, don't help me, don't miss me in my spare time, and don't send me funny messages. Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

This year's Dragon Boat Festival, did your boss hand out zongzi or something? B: The boss lost his temper on the Dragon Boat Festival this year.

You are afraid of the heat, but you just wrap your clothes; You are afraid of pain, but you just tighten your belt; You are afraid of being tired, but you are just wearing jewelry; You swim, but you don't even take off your clothes. No, it's hot. Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

I heard that a strange thing happened at the Dragon Boat Festival this year. I happened to pass by, but I didn't believe what I saw: the pig was reading text messages on his mobile phone like a human! Greet friends on Dragon Boat Festival

Clouds miss clothes and flowers, cats miss mice and chickens and insects, cows miss pasture geese and grass, rabbits miss radishes and monkeys miss peaches, eagles miss blue-sky birds and nests, dogs miss bones and pigs miss troughs, you miss zongzi, and I send you a short message: Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

One of the folk customs of the Dragon Boat Festival is called "Tibetan Five", which means that people will show their true colors during the Dragon Boat Festival, so they must hide themselves from being seen. I'm sorry that you can't be on earth anymore. Go back to your planet!

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You are always afraid that you are fat and surround yourself; You are always afraid of being ugly. You dress yourself up one by one. I have told you many times that you are my favorite. Why don't you believe me? My zongzi.

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The short message is very simple, but it contains a string of blessings: Dragon Boat Festival is here, I wish you happiness; Healthy and relaxed; Round and round, loving and loving; Harmonious and beautiful, thriving!

Bite you, the smell is still the same. Bite you twice and you will be free. Bite you three times and be happy forever. Bite you four times. That's it. I think you are too involved in eating zongzi, and you bit your hand. Happy Dragon Boat Festival.

Zongzi wants to tell you how much I miss you; Zongzi wants to tell you how romantic my blessing is. The annual Dragon Boat Festival, the sound of text messages reached my ears, ah! I wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival.

Long distance, long line, connected with my long thoughts of you; Sweet zongzi, delicious rice, bring you my sincere wishes, Dragon Boat Festival, I wish you a happy holiday! Dragon Boat Festival WeChat message 20 14

Auspicious rice, sweet dates, wrapped in happy jiaozi; Sticky, sweet, sticky, sweet; Mouth, heart and wonderful taste are unparalleled; Taste more, experience more and feel happy in it; The heart is happy, everything is beautiful and everything is unimpeded; Dragon Boat Festival, Happy Festival, Good Luck and Sweet Festival!

Good news: On the Dragon Boat Festival, users with the first two mobile phone numbers of 13 can get zongzi for free at street stalls. Of course, they should put on scald cream in advance to avoid being splashed by the stall owner's boiling water.

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One smile is sad, and two smiles are carefree. San Xiao is in a good mood, four smiles remain unchanged, five smiles are in high spirits, six smiles are happy, seven smiles are happy, eight smiles have a good income, nine smiles make life better, everything is perfect and happy, and the Dragon Boat Festival is happy!

Walking through mountains and rivers, experiencing ups and downs, and looking for it, life is busy, getting more or less, losing bits and pieces, and the important thing is to be happy! Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

A ray of sunshine stranded the melancholy of the soul; A bright lamp, entrusted with childhood dreams; A breeze brought the coolness of the Dragon Boat Festival; A piece of white clouds, the fragrance of zongzi wafted, happy Dragon Boat Festival!

A piece of wormwood leaves, filled with the fragrance of family; * boat, crush enthusiasm; A zongzi, wrapped in the honey of life; A greeting, may your mood fly. Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

Laugh without worrying, and move forward happily; Laugh and put aside your troubles and sing a minor happily; Laugh three times, people are not old, and the spirit of beauty is good; Laugh often around, have many friends, and drink happily; Laugh five times, get a high salary and go into battle lightly; Laugh six times and eat zongzi, sweet; Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

Zongzi should go deep into the sea because your mind is as broad as the sea. Don't forget to throw yourself a zongzi! Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

Although in good health, Qu Yuan said: Only by exercising more and playing less mahjong can we eat more zongzi and be healthy every day.

Good news: On the Dragon Boat Festival, users with the first two mobile phone numbers of 13 can get zongzi for free at street stalls. Of course, they should put on scald cream in advance to avoid being splashed by the stall owner's boiling water.

Arrive at the weekend, arrive at the weekend! Sing a song to drive away troubles; Play games and join in the fun; Wash feet and take a bath; Have a comfortable sleep, wish you all a happy weekend, have a good rest and have unlimited mood!

Everyone was confused and I woke up alone, unwilling to drift to Miluo. In this prosperous time of harmony and civilization, your soul should be freed. Dragon Boat Festival, relive ancient stories, taste the national spirit and enjoy a happy life!

There is rice in zongzi, and I have you in my heart; Take a bite of zongzi and put it in your mouth, fascinated by what you think; It's really comfortable to stagger With the Dragon Boat Festival package, I wish you love like spring breeze and a happy life!

Zongzi green coat with colorful fillings is sweet, salty and spicy, and you can choose from five flavors. Meat tastes happy, jujube tastes sweet and happy, seafood tastes fine, and salty is the king of all tastes. Life is colorful, and the fun is hidden in it. Wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival!

There is a feeling that never goes out of date and lasts forever, and that is friendship; There is a kind of concern, never tired, heart pounding, that is for you; There is a holiday that the whole family likes and cherishes gratitude. Dragon Boat Festival is here, I wish the whole family happiness forever!

Zongzi magic: the first layer, the leaf possession of Zongzi, wedding dress magic; The second layer, glutinous rice rolling skin, packaging magic; The third layer, fresh meat as stuffing, meatball magic. Dragon Boat Festival, I wish you immediate success!

Zongzi is sticky and misses sweetness; Zongzi is soft and the blessing is shining; Zongzi is fragrant and healthy; Zongzi is big and auspicious; Lots of zongzi, lots of happiness. It's Zongzi Festival, be happy!

Clouds miss clothes and flowers, cats miss mice and chickens and insects, cows miss pasture geese and grass, rabbits miss radishes and monkeys miss peaches, eagles miss blue-sky birds and nests, dogs miss bones and pigs miss troughs, you want zongzi, I will send you a message: Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

It's Dragon Boat Festival again, and I send you a blessing message: Happiness brings red dates and zongzi, and I wish you a rich life. Good luck with peanut zongzi, and wish you a prosperous career. Feelings come to jiaozi with lotus seed stuffing. I wish you love and heart to heart. Wealth sends babao rice. May you be rich in money and come from all directions. Wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival!

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Light, the longer the alcohol; Good friends are simple, the longer the more true; The fate is long; Sincere friendship is sweet and unforgettable. Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

Zongzi is a fragrant kitchen; Artemisia argyi leaves, full of fragrance; Peach branches are inserted in the grid, and when you go out, you can see that the wheat is yellow; The sun is here, the sun is there, the sun is everywhere. Happy Dragon Boat Festival to my dear friend!

I will send you a cake on your birthday; On the Mid-Autumn Festival, I will send you a box of moon cakes. Dragon Boat Festival is here, I will send you a glutinous rice. I hope you plant it, take good care of it and wait for my blessing.

Everyone praises you for learning fast and eager to learn, and you are just like what you learn. I remember the day you learned to sing with Andy Lau, and it was really like you. Dragon Boat Festival is coming. I think you should also imitate Qu Yuan and jump into the river for everyone. How's it going?

Take off your coat, you are so white and tender, with a faint fragrance. Lick it, take a bite, and your heart will fly outside the cloud nine. Ah, Zongzi, my favorite!

Good news: On the Dragon Boat Festival, users with the first two mobile phone numbers of 13 can get zongzi for free at street stalls. Of course, they should put on scald cream in advance to avoid being splashed by the stall owner's boiling water.

Although in good health, Qu Yuan said: Only by exercising more and playing less mahjong can we eat more zongzi and be healthy every day.

Zongzi is delicious, but be careful; Food processing makes people vomit; It depends on proving that Qu Yuan was poisoned in this way!

Mom: In the past, you always ate zongzi with me. Now, the child is not with his mother. I will weave a virtual zongzi for you by SMS, and pray for the peace of my father and mother on earth!

Dragon Boat Festival is here, it's time to eat zongzi! Tip: Wrap the phone in zongzi leaves and cook it in a pot for 60 minutes. The battery capacity of the mobile phone will double, the signal will be enhanced, and you can smell the fragrance of zongzi when you call.

I decided to give you 1 jiao when the Dragon Boat Festival arrived. Don't underestimate it! It can be equal to 10: 1 miss 1 care/attachment 1 care/love/love/tenderness 1 care/kloc-0.

Happy Dragon Boat Festival! Please eat less zongzi and pay attention to digestion!

There is always sunshine in the end, and Miluo has nowhere to hang her soul. Liu Hua should laugh at each other and wake up alone without wine.

Work is beautiful. When you contribute to society with diligence, treat yourself and eat more zongzi.

The Dragon Boat Festival has arrived, and friends' blessings have quietly arrived. May your career advance as fast as a dragon boat, your family as sweet as a sachet, your personality as elegant as jiaozi leaves, your momentum as majestic as realgar and your happiness as sticky as glutinous rice.

Today is the Dragon Boat Festival. I send you a sweet zongzi: with fragrant blessings as leaves, generous tolerance as rice, gentle reminders as stuffing, and then wrapped with silk thread of friendship. I hope you can taste the beauty of life and the feelings of the Fifth Five-Year Plan!

Good wine is light, and the longer it is, the more mellow it is; Good friends are simple, the longer the more true; Good fate is long-lasting. Sincere friendship is unforgettable. Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

Send you a zongzi, content: 100% pure concern; Ingredients: sweetness+happiness+happiness+tolerance+loyalty = happiness; Shelf life: life; Preservation method: cherish. Choose personalized Dragon Boat Festival greetings.

Today is Dragon Boat Festival! I collected all the beautiful things in the world as raw materials, used them as coats, and used my sincere wishes as ribbons to wrap a special zongzi for you! Eat it and you will be happy forever.

The Dragon Boat Festival is here. Although you are strong, Qu Yuan said: Only by exercising more and playing less mahjong can you eat more zongzi. You have a good appetite and will be healthy every day.

Dragon Boat Festival is here, I want to send you a coat: warm pockets, thoughtful collars, considerate sleeves and few buttons; Let this coat spend every minute with you, and wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival!

Zongzi is sweet. I hope I can work smoothly and have leisure in my busy schedule. Zongzi is fragrant, and I am willing to exercise often. Zongzi is salty, I hope there is always money left in a happy life; Zongzi is sticky, I hope my friends will miss you everywhere forever! Wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival!

Wrap a healthy mung bean, a happy peanut, a beautiful red bean and a happy seasoning into a happy zongzi for you. I wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival.

Take off your coat, you are so white and tender, with a faint fragrance. Lick it, take a bite, and your heart will fly outside the cloud nine. Ah, Zongzi, my favorite!

Zongzi is a fragrant kitchen; Artemisia argyi leaves, full of fragrance; Peach branches are inserted in the grid, and when you go out, you can see that the wheat is yellow; It's sunny here, sunny there and auspicious everywhere. Wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival!

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There is a kind of friendship that is still simple after things have changed; There is a kind of trust that I still miss after many years; There is a greeting, clear and faint but most sincere; There is a friendship, you don't need to talk about it, but you get the message. Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

It's Dragon Boat Festival again. Wish you all the best. May your love last forever, your career be as rich as oil, your body as strong as an ox, and your career gain both fame and fortune. Good luck is just your head, and the declining god will go around you.

When zongzi is fragrant again, reed leaves are in a good mood every day, a few red dates and a few hearts. I hope you are happy. Happiness is like a grain of rice. Wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival!

Smell the fragrance of mugwort leaves again, and the wine will last longer. The fragrant brown will be passed on to ordinary love, and tasting realgar will ensure good luck. From generation to generation, the Dragon Boat Festival is prosperous every year. Wish my friends a happy Dragon Boat Festival in advance!

Fate let me meet you; Happy, let me know you; Caring reminds me of you; Friendship, let us be together; The message I must send to you; I wish you all the best and a happy Dragon Boat Festival.

Fate, let me meet you; Happy since I met you; Caring reminds me of you; Dragon Boat Festival, I want to bless you; Text message, send it to you first; I wish you all the best; During the festival, everything goes well!

Before a long journey, you often put a bun on my chest, wrapped in your full blessing to me. It's a feeling of never leaving. I know, it's called maternal love. Happy Dragon Boat Festival to my mother!

May you face the sea with your heart every day, sleep like a pig, bask in the sun in South Africa, spend with Gates' dollars, get drunk with Bush's daughter, and evade taxes by bin Laden's method! Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

It may be the wind! Happiness is plain sailing! Blessing is a boat! The wind of desire blows the boat full of blessings, raises the happy sail, floats to the happy you, and gently says to you: You are happy, so I am happy! Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

May happiness surround you closely and may happiness embrace you forever. May trouble run away when you turn around, may peace always smile at you, and may health always be taken care of. Dragon Boat Festival, I wish you all the best!

May happiness be like a string of zongzi, tightly wrapped around you; May happiness surround you like a zongzi leaf; Happiness is like a fragrance, which surrounds you for a long time. I sincerely wish you a happy, happy and happy Dragon Boat Festival!

May the leaves of Zongzi wrap your past happiness, the rice grains stick to your present happiness, and the dragon boat carries your future dreams. May gongs and drums ring joy, firecrackers drive away troubles, and text messages bring you good luck. Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

The day of singing and dancing, it's time for jiaozi to be fragrant again! The reed leaves are in a good mood every day! A few red dates and a few hearts make you happy! Happiness is like rice grains.

Clouds miss clothes and flowers, cats miss mice and chickens and insects, cows miss pasture geese and grass, rabbits miss radishes and monkeys miss peaches, eagles miss blue-sky birds and nests, dogs miss bones and pigs miss troughs, you want zongzi, I will send you a message: Happy Dragon Boat Festival!