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09 New Year greeting message

Flying higher and higher like a roc.

* May my blessings be like high and low wind chimes, bringing you tinkling happiness!

* On the occasion of another new year, I send you my sincere blessings, wishing you a healthier, happier and happier year ahead. String 1

* Christmas is over, New Year’s Day is gone, and New Year is coming. Are you happy these days? May these joys and joys stay with you every day in 2009 forever.

* Friends, no matter how busy you are at work, just remember that I am always caring about you and blessing you. I hope you can have a sunny mood every day!

I wish you a happy New Year, a bright future, auspicious stars, good fortune, happy family, rapid success, good fortune like the East China Sea, and longevity as long as the Southern Mountains!

Rose is my passion, candy is my taste, stars are my eyes, and moonlight is my soul, all given to you, my love, Happy New Year!

A text message carries so much concern, just because it carries deep blessings. I wish my friends a happy new year and a happy family

You are the pot, I will burn you; you are Tea, I am water, I brew you.

May God bless you in the New Year! Guanyin Bodhisattva protects you! The God of Wealth hugs you! Cupid shoots at you! The God of Cookery kisses you!

Happy New Year! I wish you lots of wealth, as much hair as a fat pig, a great body, as strong as a bear, sweet love, as beautiful as a bee, lots of good luck, and as many Spring Festival blessings as a cow's hair

My New Year's resolutions Do three big things for the people of the country: 1. Repair an elevator for Mount Everest, 2. Lay ceramic tiles on the Great Wall, 3. Install a reverse gear for airplanes. Do 3 small things: 1. Put on gloves for flies, 2. Put on masks for mosquitoes, 3. Feed you some pig feed.

In the New Year, I bow to heaven and earth, and from now on I will be irritated by my wife! Second, I bow to the high hall, and work hard for her and be busy with her! The husband and wife bow to each other, and tighten their belts from now on! When they are sent to the bridal chamber, I kneel on the washboard and she sleeps on the bed!

Yesterday in the New Year, I saw on the Internet that your model of mobile phone radiates extremely high radiation. I was shocked. Just as I was about to inform you, I saw that it would not work on people with IQs less than 50. I Don’t worry, don’t worry, just keep using it!

In the New Year, I want to go to the sea with you, but I can’t grasp the unpredictable future; I want to go mountain climbing with you, but I am full of confusion about ideals; I want to wander with you, but I can’t reach the paradise of happiness; I wanted to go shopping with you, but I met the police and said: No dogs are allowed

New Year's missing person revelation, all in rags, eyes dull, not eaten three meals, limbs weak, tone deaf, no one in sight, bleeding from seven holes , Gossip is very, narrow escape, very much like you.

New Year’s Eve people are not special when they can fall in love; cows are not special because they can eat grass; pigs are special because they can ring the phone; they still ring the phone! It’s really a magical pig! Wow...it can also laugh! It’s true Cool Pig

In the New Year, I heard that you have been very cool recently. Putin helped you get off the plane, Bush acted as your driver, Madonna accompanied you up the stairs, Kim Hee Sun grilled chicken for you, and Andy Lau helped you pour it. Rubbish, even I want to send you a text message!

New Year's report: Your sleeping position is incorrect at this time. For your health, please get up and go back to sleep....Mobile phone real-time monitoring system.

No movement during the New Year! robbery! All hands up! The men stand on the left, the women stand on the right, and the perverts stand in the middle. Hey! I'm talking about you, pretending to look at your phone!

New Year, husband, I love you, just like an old farmer growing rice, serving you carefully, waiting for you to slowly turn into rice, loving you and wanting to eat you, then I will start growing rice again

I have an unknown poem for the New Year. Few people in the world know it. Only me and the fool know it. The fool is reading this poem!

Don’t think you are cool in the New Year, in fact I want to vomit when I see you; don’t think you are handsome, in fact I want to kick you!

My love in the New Year is empty, my feelings are empty, and I am wandering in the street; my people are empty and my money is empty, and I am single and working hard; my work is empty and my career is empty, and I go crazy thinking about it; my mobile phone is empty and I have no money to recharge, and life is not easy under pressure - -In short, all four are empty.

New Year’s EQ test: Nine out of ten people will open this text message. It can be seen that there are many people in this world who lack self-control. The same to you.

Someone said you were a pig yesterday during the New Year, and I gave him a hard slap. It's so outrageous. How can you say what someone is like?

In the New Year, if you were a fish, I would like a fishnet to catch you; if you were the mountain, I would like the river on the side of the mountain to surround you; if you were a steamed bun, then I would be a I want to soak you in a bowl of mutton soup. You are a tree, and I am a vine, and I surround you; you are a lamp, and I am oil, and I consume you; you are a loaf, and I eat you.

Happy New Year! May you be more popular than the Virgin Mary, be rich enough to be the mother of Bill Gates, be more heroic than Saddam Hussein, be as handsome as David Beckham, and be the international superman!

In the New Year and Spring Festival, you will have a strong wind of money, rain of money, violent hail of gold and silver, diamond ice, emerald trees, pearl frost, and agate fruits. Be careful to get smashed

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I wish you smooth sailing in the New Year, with two dragons playing with pearls; three Yangs of prosperity, prosperity in all seasons; five blessings, six and six fortunes; seven stars holding the moon, spring breeze from all directions; nine fortunes, perfect luck, congratulations.

Be in harmony with relatives and neighbors, be happy with new and old friends, live a simple and joyful life, be stable and peaceful

Be safe and sound; be happy every day, and be joyful every year!

Blessings plus blessings stack up to countless blessings. Blessings minus blessings are the starting point of blessings. Blessings multiplied by blessings are infinitely beautiful blessings. Blessings plus blessings are beautiful and profound blessings. Nothing is more precious than blessings. Gift!

Looking at the soft sunshine outside the window, listening to the singing of the birds on the trees, the walls of my heart are filled with ripples and longing for you... The Spring Festival is coming, and we are looking forward to it. On this joyful and festive night, hold your breath and listen to the ringing and echoing of the ancient and heavy New Year's Eve bells...

The clouds are gorgeous, the rain is transparent, the wind is persistent, the moon is It is affectionate, the thoughts are lingering, the love is eternal, the stars are brilliant, and you are unforgettable. I sincerely wish you a Happy Chinese New Year!

I quietly put the blessings and hopes of the new century under the melting snow quilt, let them grow along the spring seedlings, and give you a full year of richness and fragrance!