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The passage about Dionysus withdrawing from the world

The following is a possible declaration of Dionysus' withdrawal from the world:

Hello friends in the world! I am the god of wine, and now I have decided to withdraw from the world and no longer interfere with the affairs of the world. I used to drink with friends and have countless drinks with you, but now I have decided to quit smoking and drinking, retreat to the mountains and forests, and live an ordinary life.

I have heard countless stories and said countless wild words at the wine table, but now I understand that life is not just about drinking and carousing, there are more important things that we need to pursue. The reason why I quit the world is because I can no longer let alcohol control my life, nor can I let my behavior cause trouble to others.

Here, I would like to express my gratitude to all the friends who have helped me and supported me. I also hope that all my friends can understand my decision and stop trying to persuade me to return to the world. My decision is firm and will not change.

Finally, I would like to say to all my friends who are struggling in the arena, cherish the moment, cherish the people around you, and cherish your own health. May we be able to find our own happiness and joy no matter where we are. Thank you all!