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Routine girlfriend's love story

1. Would you like to go this way? This road is called the rest of my life.

Do you know why my eyes are so beautiful? I don't know, because all my eyes are on you.

Do you know who I want to be? Who are your people?

4.do you have a boyfriend? No, congratulations. Now I know.

Honey, do you know why I can't sleep recently? Honey, are you too tired these days? Because I miss you so much, I always dream about you.

After a busy day, I want to sleep. Go to sleep. Do you want to come and sleep together?

7. I always feel that one head is not enough. What happened? I can't think enough of you every day ~ ~ ~

8. Can you imitate a woodpecker? Think of my face as a tree.

9. From today, I will become a vegetarian. Why? Because, you are my type.

10, my mouth swells at the thought of it, and my heart is pounding. This must be the feeling you like, don't you think?

1 1, I can't be a good person or a bad person, so I just want to be your sweetheart.

12, are you nearsighted? No myopia. Then why can't you see that I like you?

13, I want to tell you a story. Go ahead. It's a long story I want to tell you all my life.

14, I think I should buy you a compass. Why? Because I'm afraid you're too used to looking north.

15, alas, what happened to feeling insomnia recently? Open your eyes and close your eyes. All is you

16, I have two quilts because it is too cold? No, spoil you and love you for life.

17, do you like it? Yes, what does he look like? Go home and look at yourself in the mirror.

18, I feel dizzy at the sight of you recently. Why does love make people dizzy?

19, I had a nightmare last night. What nightmare? Dreams without you are nightmares.

20. Where is the north? Isn't it silly over there? After seeing you, I can't find the north.

Where are you from? No, you are my sweetheart.

22. Do you have body odor? What do you mean? Then why are you as charming as a fox?

23. You look particularly like one of my relatives. Who do you look like? My mother's son-in-law

24. Do you know that I will change at night? Into what? I will miss you more!

25. Seeing you reminds me of a song. What song? Like you

26. I think you are a pig. Why are you scolding me? The apple of my eye.

27. After meeting you, I feel that life is short. Why? Because the sweet part is longer.

28. I must have eaten too much salt. Why? Because I always miss you.

29. What's your blood type? Type o no, you are my ideal type.

30. I like you very much. It seems that a fire has hurt me.

3 1, can't you do this math problem? Well, then kiss me quickly.

32. Dear, have you noticed my change today? Nothing has changed. I love you a little more than yesterday.

33. Guess what constellation Gemini is wrong with me? I made it for you.

34. I feel the earthquake. Why do I keep moving? No. Oh, I was wrong. I was moved.

35. Can you guess what constellation I am? I don't know what I want to do for you.

36. If you fell into the water, who would you call first? Haha, will you test my brain sharp turn? Of course, I want to call for help. Am I right? Well, your answer is correct. In fact, my name is Help.

I may have eaten too much salt, didn't I? Because I think about you all the time.

Let's exchange gifts, shall we Okay, okay, from now on, I'm yours and you're mine.

39. Miss, has your express arrived? What express? I didn't get it. Don't you understand my wishful thinking?

40. Can you cheat me once on April Fool's Day? Of course. Do you like me?

4 1. Can you play the guitar? No. Then why can you touch my heart?

42. I find that you hate me very much. What do you hate? I can't get enough of it.

43. I have a girlfriend. Then she must be beautiful! Why are you so narcissistic?

44. What color of pink do you like? No, this is my favorite color.

45. I feel dizzy at the sight of you recently. Why? Because love makes people dizzy.

46. You can ignore my love today and tomorrow. what do you want to do? I will come to see you tomorrow.

47. Do you know where the coldest place is? I don't know if there is no room for you.

48, good things like to share with others, but better just want to hide, such as you.

49. something very good happened to me today? Ah, what is this? Nice to meet you.

50. We must be together. Why? For world peace.

5 1. I haven't eaten sugar since I met you. Why are you too sweet?

52. What will I live like one day? You can die as soon as you turn over.

53. Let's make friends. Why? Because we're going to start dating ~

54. I think you make me cold. Why? Because I have no resistance to you.

I think we should keep our distance. Why? In such a cold day, of course, we should keep a zero distance.

56. You like me too much. What is wrong with me? Sneak into my dream and come to see me ~

57. Love or not, give me a one-word answer. Do you like the answer in one word? restart

58. Can you smoke? No, then why do you smoke beautifully?

59. If you and I had a child, what do you think it would be? What seats? Gemini? No, our masterpiece.

60. Do you like cats or dogs?

6 1, will you love me? No. All right, I'll teach you.

62.what do you belong to? Tiger. Wrong answer, you belong to me.

I decided to be a thief. Why? Because I want to steal your heart.

64. Do you know what noodles I want to eat most? What noodles do I want to eat in your heart?

65. You must have been a carbonated drink in your last life. Why can I bubble happily when I see you?